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Here is the truth, you have spammed me over nine thousand plus times - Power level confirmed Crakwhrrr 10:15, 25 June 2007 (CDT)

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LULZ MINE!

Hey everyone check his Gaia journal, it's fucking filled with lulz.

Sample: I'm quiting all the stuff I used to do and coming clean. Old me kept the secret but no longer, if I'm going to start ImmunityOne then I better damn well quit the act, I'm into certain things... things that most people view down upon for various reasons. Voreaphilia & Macrophilia...

thx u

haha thanks for making this article. it was needed, defo --Fiz 13:42, 25 June 2007 (CDT)

AOTN

AOTN PLZ--POCKEY CHOO 13:14, 27 June 2007 (CDT)

oh hey guys

iRONASS posted this in the article, so I moved it here for lulzy examination. --Mudkips 19:04, 10 July 2007 (CDT)

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Hello ED and whoever is viewing this article, I wanted to be clear cut with this and made some *ahem* explanations in this post about what I've seen on the article here. This is the journal entry I have recently posted on DA and would like to post it here so you can get some explanation from me before you decide to raid:

 
 
Ok, this is what I said to one of your number on here but just to put this up here:

Well... after reading through the revisions, seeing that you got nearly all my pages except for a few I will not mention I would like to point somethings out to clarify.

In our universe, the year 2021 is the release date of my game I plan on creating called Seraph's Fall, now when I talked about world creation it will have a tool included much like the game morrowind and oblivion had. It will have LAN(if it still exists by then)/Internet and, the best part is the Seraph's Fall Universe itself. Much like Second Life had it's tools this game will come with access to the S.F.U.S. (Seraph's Fall Universe Server)

In the Seraph's Fall universe, the year 2021 bears special significance as the race known as the "seraphanta", which you seem to see as the evil ones are actually the good guys along with the rebel humans. The race that attacks the Earth are the slitter, now these guys are yep, you guessed is, demons. Ya see in the SF Universe, the universe started out with two planets and, one gigantic sun in which all of the mana in the universe was concentrated. The two planets were Heaven and Hell(Hell was not as fiery and brimstone-ish as you might think).

Now when the sun went and exploded due to the angels' grand inventor, Godryn Sayronis the Sixth applying to many mana collection plates to the sun, it existed no more. The planets were still alive with everyone on them and before this event only a few people could use mana and magic successfully. Now though, everyone could.

The angel called Lucifer decided this was his chance and gathered his greatest people to construct a cannon on Hell for, as he stated "the defense of our lands" since Godwryn ahd begun turning magic into something useful to creates humans, seraphanata(created from his genes) and planets. Eventually Godwryn tried to stop Lucifer but it was to late and he fired the cannon, freezing heaven in chilling ice that would never melt until Lucifer was killed or said the words "Luminosta Ga Gragara"

Lucifer transformed the angels into a demonically posessed army with now higher brain functions, all they knew was sleep, eat and kill. Some demons escaped though to a nearby galaxy as well as some seraphantan outposts such as Sera 'Rea and Earth, which only Godwryn knew the location of.

Now onto the other matters on that page, Sebastian_316 is a program that runs side by side with the ships main computer AI: CoDar_001. The qoute there was from Gulrikas Serva, the guy who designed the ship.

As for my fetishes those are me own fucking business. Yes, I did used to write those things once upon a time but have you seen any more written recently? no way Hosea, am I proud? Hell no, I fucking regret it everyday I live. Also nice job on getting all your data on phone and everything from my Gaia profile, you must be some knid of hackers *snort* (Those who get the adam warren reference to Sim Hell will get the snort joke, others bear with me).As for the rest of all the "faggotry" you guys say I get up to, let a guy live a little okay?

As for the rest of the stuff, such as calling me a sick fuck, hmm let's look at what you've done /b/ shall we? Caused people to go into hiding, caused people to leave the internet, turned the net into something of a cesspool with your one million strong army of insurgents (hell I may even know you in real life), shattered dreams and hopes and sites and all of it for your dearly beloved lulz. Your sick fun, well... vore and macro/micro are my sick fun so leave that out of it. As for Scientology, let me tell you a story: Once there was a man named Mark Brown, oh he was a swell old guy, till the day we found out the he was a pedophile, unlike myself who have moved on from that section of the net to better things. He was a member of Scientology, I am a member of Christianity. I know that God's word doesn't exist on Earth since it has been warped to a degree that is sheer atheism at this stage.

So in the politest way I can put it, there is your fucking clearing up, there is an explanation. Happy? Noooo, you'll just laugh, probably switch some text around in this and post it up on ED to fuck up yet another person's life.

Well guess what /b/? I still got my fucking life, for the past seven days I have been in Sweden and Denmark taking in the sites and not giving a rat's ass about you or what ya do, so in essence, in a polite manner, good day and good night. At least I hope to never meet any of you.
 


 

—iRONAS

Possible Edits

Well, he's denying his belief in furfag aliens. So should we edit to reflect this or do you think he's lying; and even if he's not, should it stay just to piss him off even moar?

On a side note: does anyone else suspect he's a closet furry? --Imsrsbiz 21:27, 11 July 2007 (CDT)

    • I think he is. I heard from someone that he did some weird Sonic RP stuff, and took medicine for schizophrenia. At least, I THINK they were talking about iRONASS. --Fiz 14:32, 12 July 2007 (CDT)
      • If that was me, then I wasn't talking about iRONASS. Illusione 15:34, 12 July 2007 (CDT)
        • Alright, disregard that, I fellate penises. --Fiz 16:26, 12 July 2007 (CDT)

*closes book*

iRONAS just posted this pretty interesting TL:DR Journal

 
 
This is probably one of the hardest journal entries I will ever write. Okay, over the past few weeks or so I've been a total emotional wreck thanks to afew good people and groups who shall go unnamed. Seriously guys, I want to thank you. The only group I'll name is those responsible for the ED article. All that you have said about me, my sick nature, my ineptitude my internet tough guy-ism( to be honest I'm pretty much a coward and a sloppy fighter at that).

Basically this whole article is about honesty and to be honest with myself. Now, I will have to say some things that some people on here are not going to like very much. Sorry real life mates, this'll probably put your head through a blender. When I was a young kid I did things to my cousin, now these things if Ihad been older would've been key signs of something being wrong, hell I wouldn't doen them in the first place. So basically I was... experimenting to be honest, I well, did things with soem panties that I'm not proud of. THere I said it, well part of it. My cousin was.. wearing the panties at the time and the scary part is I'm still not sure about certain things that had happened that day, my memories are a little foggy up to a certain point. So after getting some anaylisis (if you can call it that) a... well overall helpful person said where my stuff stems from. She said that what had happened on that day was because I was young, had no bad examples and did not have a sense of right from wrong.

Now comes back to Bozohobo, this is the official day and I will mark this forever as the day a chapter of my life closed for good. When I was talkign to this person I mentioned my uncle, a sick fucking bastard who I hope rots in hell. When he was a young wee lad I found out that he touched my mom, it gets worse from there. I'm not kidding here either folks, ask any cousin of mine that has the last name 'Brown' and they will respond with 'Yes'. Now when I was 13 I found out this man was a pedophile after my cousin came out about him touching her. So the nice helper of a lady told me one thing, that what I had done as Bozohobo was probably because before hand I looked up to the man as a good guy. Also that hormones had something to do with it more than likely.

Anyways, I come to my conclusion here, the actions I have done have probably had irreprable damage to others and myself. Damage that will scar me for the rest of my life. Today it ends though. On thursday of this last week I cancelled Bozohobo and shut down all activites I had done for good, I'm not proud of what I wrote and I never will be. Although today I put that all behind me. Every. Last. Bit.

Hello, my name is Grant Murphy as soem of you may already know. I am a self-reformed pedophile. I regret the actions I have done online and will right my wrongs for here on in. I wish to eb a clean soul. Forgive me of my deeds if you can and with this period I close the chapter in this part of my life.

May you go with a blessing. I want to give a shoutout to all my friends who have been there with me till this end. I won't be uploading much stuff to here anymore and I 've switched to a new account. So thanks friends and, foes, wheter you meant it or not, I have changed iside and out. Thank you. *closes book*
 


 

sauce

--Dry Heap Josh 06:26, 11 November 2007 (CST)

Wow. Looks like someone actually learned their lesson. But perhaps an eye needs to be kept on him, hm? HedgeJew 08:36, 21 January 2008 (CST)

lulz

Awesome article! Made me lol :) what a psycho. Andronicus 11:35, 21 January 2008 (CST)

Wow.

This guy has raised the bar for pseudo-epic faggotry. Seriously! Has anyone noticed that if placed in the proper scene (like a horror movie) and said by the right guy (someone way less faggoty, like say Freddy Krueger), his posts would be seriously epic? BaconSupreme 17:57, 22 January 2008 (CST)

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