Talk:Internet military

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I need help. My brother-in-law is stalking me on the net!

• Eh?-Ket ^Refill/lol 11:26, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
• Don't worry, this man will be with you shortly:

Invisible Pink Unicorn

In preparation for his arrival plz remove all your clothes, place a semi-inflated condom on each ear and go preach the teachings of the Invisible Pink Unicorn to your neighbours --Kirk Johnson 12:22, 27 August 2006 (UTC)