Talk:Ireland
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Opening Lines
I move to amend the opening sentence to the following : "Ireland is the retarded, drunken, welfare-dependent, unwanted ginger step-child of Europe." That is all.
Seconded. Gonzo Pod 13:17, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
Obituary for an epic Trolling
Herein lies the remanents of an epic Troll/counter-troll battle fought between MATTY X, and the imposters MATTy X + MATTY x. For long hours did the contestents fight, viciously slashing the undo edit button in hope of destroying their foe. Now on this page there lies only a mass grave of typos and mis-edits, broken flesh and bone. Look upon this page all ye willing and despair!
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Ireland is a country in Europe It has attained the status of highest quality of life in the world. They succesfully rebelled from the English and became a free state in 1921. Many stereotypes surround Ireland and have become the deffiniton of ignorance. Among it's population are 13 succesful vigilante hackers with no patience. They pray on ignorance and have been known to take down websites which come across as nuisances. These hackers speak in a 'hinting' manner and most of what they speak are hints of their imminant actions.
- And yet these "hackers" can't even spell or use a wiki properly? ~ CATS 21:54, 13 Mar 2006 (UTC)
Technically advanced alright. ~ Krade hi yo~ 00:32, 14 Mar 2006 (UTC)
WTF??
This article is not only TL;DR it is unfunny and retarded.. if your going to just rip on how retarded somethign is for 'LULZ' atleast try to sound a little less unintentionally retarded in the process.. merge this into trying to hard or something.. this article is fail
Attn: Knackers
Fuck off. Seriously. And I know your stealing this internet from someone's house into your caravan!
Gross Fallacy in this Article
Irish weapon of choice is the shillelagh, not a slash hook, boyos. Everything else looks to be in order, though. <3 John Dublin 12:02, 27 July 2007 (CDT)
ED is not some Mick hugbox
Things that are not mentioned in this article: skangers (perhaps a link to a subsection of Chavscum though that article is boring), knackers, GAA (redneck link?), RTE and Gerry Ryan, Joe Duffy and fucking Pat Kenny (potentially enormous Lulcow, Mongrel magazine trolled him), the Dublin Port Tunnel (proof a hole cannot be dug in this country without it turning into a fucking disaster), pedopriests and all sorts of other shit. (LULz OR GTFO 17:20, 29 August 2007 (CDT))
- Ya, srsly who the fuck left out the priests, port tunnell and Joe Duffy.If I wasn't Irish and so fucking lazy I would even put them in myself! Gilleece 15:13 21 August 2008 (GMT)
To do list of shit not yet included in this article
- The Abortion Ferry to England
- The Poles
- GAA
- The Abbeylara Shooting
- Shell To Sea Fags
- Pat Kenny
- Co. Cork and Cork city
- Roy Keane and the Hissyfit in Japan
- Chinese students trying to pronounce "Cork" but only managing to say "Cock"
- Limerick
- Ross O Carrol Kelly
- Traffic Jams
- The Omagh Bombing (With enough digging this could rival VTech for fucks sake)
- The Spire, Dublin (The Stilleto in the Ghetto)
- Ryanair
- Terry Wogan and The Eurovision Song Contest
- Father Ted / Tedfest
- Catholic Priests & The Kiddie Fiddling (Perhaps an article in itself)
Where are the celebs?
I'd like to see a list of famous "Irish American" failures such as Collin Ferrell.
The Irish taught me how to drink
And so I once went on vacation to Rhodes, greece with my older brother. I was a wee lad of 17 years old back then, this was many years ago. In the hotel there where some Irish guys our age and they decided we, as dutch folks, needed to party with them. So we did, and yeah lot's of drinking ensued. I passed out on Tequila eventually, when I got back home I finally managed to drink all my buddy's under the table. God bless the Irish. Never give them a fire extinguisher though, bad idea. Unless you want them to wake you up filling the room with extinguisher powder. --Sagechu 12:56, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
IRA
I was going to attempt to fix the section on the IRA, who are based in the south, not north. Northerners are the protestants, and the southerners are the Catholics. There's too many references to go though and change though, and I don't have the time to do it myself :( Shutup Man 17:57, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
- ^^Lolwut? Lern2historyandcurrenteventsofIreland and don't touch anything kthx. -DirtyOldTown 13:11, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
IRA Video
Why the hell can't I edit this article? I found a fucking hilarious video from that American show "Deadliest Warrior" where a team of IRA take on a team of Taliban
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqE3yE2b0sg
Could someone else edit that in for me?
Fail Entry
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Stop hoping you'll get laid in Ireland and make a proper article about the inbred retards.
LULZ!
Lots of the stuff in this article is true. I live in an area where the population consists of nothing but Irish drunkards who go to the local bar(s) (Yes, you read that right.) to get shitfaced, whether it be day or night. Speaking of bars, they're owned by said drunkards, and usually are spread out at least 4-10 blocks apart from each other. I've seen a total of five, and all I could think was 'Seriously, WTF?' Oh, and did I mention they're extremely racist and get double drunk on Saint Patrick's Day, where tons of stupidity ensues, like fights, 12 year-old drinking, ect, though this is not limited to said holiday. Of course, the cops do absolutely nothing about it because they're too busy getting wasted on the day of their heritage. They have a horrible case of unwarranted-self-importance, when they're no better than the niggers and spics that they hate in the area. They're just as bad as rednecks.
