Talk:Islam
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This article needs lulz. lulz it up or I will destroy it and your self-esteem and cultural pride in one motherfucking swoop. Love WKD 04:08, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
- This particular rewrite was apparently taken wholesale from that other wiki. --StarDrifter 04:12, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
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THEM SANDNIGGERS
BE STEALIN MY JERBS
Everytime someone tries to put lulz the PHAiL
- Love this. that's pretty sick...not to believe in anything that is. sorry for him. he won't have ANYTHING waiting for him when he leaves here...sure not the virgins....only an eternity of howling screaming souls joining his howling & screaming---IMAGINE!!! FOR ETERNITY. that's a looooooooooong time to suffer!... - LOL 4EVAR- Tfo 18:18, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
- We should sue the website for putting an Anti-Islamic site. I want to know the info and number so that I can talk with them. I can't tolerate with this anymore. lulz --Suckit (Talk→) 18:19, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
NEVAR4GET!1!! ~ CATS 18:27, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
have you guys ever seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs9oDvYHihc might make the butthurt feel a bit better. --ConduitForSale 22:12, 9 September 2008 (CDT)
This article needs
a) More work than I am able to give it over my lunch break, b) Additional 9/11 drama, c) Something horrible like making fun of all the Algerians who died under French colonialism, d) The comparitive decline of Islamic culture over the past 600 years, e) Shia vs Sunni, f) Xenophobic statements about immigrants, g) that rioting in France for OMG NO REAL REASON. SRSLY this should be one of the best articles on ED and yet IT IS NOT. Tfo 20:22, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
- Yeah, if I wasnt so fucking lazy I could come up with loads of great stuff for this article. GET TO WORK YOU LAZY BUMS!!!!11--Abort, retry, fail 00:44, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
Add in an actual quote from whatever Islamic text that explains the 72 virgins part and somehow put it in the Holy War section might help? Also the profit joke (in the Holy War section) should be revised (or deleted, its not funny in that position) :/ Hydris 02:52, 20 May 2009 (UTC)Hydris
Butthurt English Skillz
Plz to be leaving the rant in its original semi-english shittiness. Chunkmunky 03:43, 26 October 2007 (CDT)
Bah.
Add Funny Lulz or don't add anything at all, some jokes are just gay!
this needs more offensiveness, the jew article is even more offensive than this. let's make more fun of palestinian mothers holding their dead kids as trophies for the BBC camera.
- I don't know, they read the Koran. I don't know of anything that's more offensive than that... --YourFuckingFace 04:58, 20 April 2008 (CDT)
Fucking Gay
I'm reverting this page and going to find out which faggot did this.
- lol allah iz gonna b smitin ur asshole :) lol ur attempts 2 offend me r amuzin lol lol lol lol lol lol. ur website pwns for this shit lol oh and 2 carry on the tradiation of all da fagtz who r like waaaaaaaaa i r well offended so i wl abuse u I R MUSLIM U INBRED FAGGOT BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
- - why dunt u take the family out.... around 2009 washington monument... bout 12:00 PM then we will see who is peodophile as I RAPE UR DEAD MOTHERS CORPSE :)
- Is this what you really want? (Solarius 17:19, 13 May 2008 (CDT))
Another Message from a Butthurt Camel Fucker
i'm the admin of fuck islam group on facebook,i just received a 3 page message from a muzzie.
should i add it to the page ?
Nadia Sharma :
"The group FUCK ISLAM has no right to be brain washing people by saying it’s a fundamentalist religion and it main point is to promote terror and all negative acts... LOL its pathetic…and that saddest part is that I’m a new convert and I was once atheist too I’m glad that I got into my senses…ISLAM means peace and boy oh boy this group lies far from that ... that’s like saying that all Jews are rich and control everything and are selfish and the only reason to why they made a new law by letting other convert into Judaism was because there religion wouldn’t have lasted if they hadn’t enforced this new law…OR by implying that all Blacks are out there to kill...or that Italians are gay... well you get the point. MEIDA has a MASSSSSSSIVE role in this... its quite funny that they don’t have a brain of there own and to how easily they can get brainwashed in to such OBSURD accusations. There’s always going to be a few spoiled eggs in a basket... and likewise in each religion there are people that are doing no good... BUT that’s UN fair to those who follow the TRUE Islam which is peace and submission to the will of GOD. AND JIHAD doesn’t mean go kill some Muslims miss interrupted it I ADMIT ... it means to have jihad with ones self...to make one a role model for other... LEARN your facts and do research be4 you create a group with no proper research... oh and one more things its quite sad that Atheist’s don’t believe in God because there’s so BLINDED by there materialistic desires that’s why majority of the time people go astray... OH and one more thing if you believe in love than u can believe in God because love is something that one FEELS its a series of emotions... besides the who physical pleasure... if you had done research one could come to find that there is a God and that it takes more then a FOOL to find out that he does exist! But it’s okay maybe one day! Oh and one more thing who ever created this group is only trying to promote hatred even more like there’s not enough of that in this world if you were smart you would tell the pro’s and cons about Islam TODAY! ISLAM itself is a PEACEFULL religion and in the Quran from what I believe not even once does it state to kill, or hurt anyone… it actually says to put others above you and “Love for all hatred for none”. So you buddy got to go and do some research and not only listen to the media or even to the priest leaders… Go and read the Quran and once you’ve done reading that and understand the meaning (oh there is English translation) there is NO way in HELL that your going to have the same opinion. LASTLY there are 72 sects in Islam and maybe the people that are doing Terror and what not are from a distinct sect so find that sect first and then point fingers …. One would have thought that before someone implying such an allegation of ISLAM that they would have actually searched properly before posting this PATHETIC group but its okay some people just like causing hatred and I totally understand if YOU sadly are one of them… OH and you will come to realize that hell and even exists when you’re going to be sizzling in hell. GOOD LUCK! You’re going to need it…and eh even if you believe in such crap then why post it on the net? Why not just keep your 2 cents to yourself … not our fault that your brain is the size of your _ _ _ _! Well good luck and May GOD I mean “ALLAH” (since you are Pin pointing ISLAM) open your heart and bring you to your senses. There have been cases of christen priests raping girls, why does media not publicize that as much … if you watch the YouTube sites below one can come to realize that this world economy, media, and MUCH more is all controlled by the Jews and they only choose to portray the negative about Islam because they are well aware of the fact that it’s a rapidly growing religion. Everyone has a mind of there own and if there was not essence behind ISLAM people all over the world wouldn’t be converting to Islam. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1bm2GPoFfg How come the passengers lists of the 9/11 flights did not contain the names of the hijackers? There is not one Muslim or Arab sounding name on the passenger manifest. So how did the government come up with the names of these hijackers so quickly after the 9/11? Maybe YOU should also explain this while you’re at it since you so “called” want to spread the TRUTH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7qrXD_mbTI OH and please don’t even try to say something about my comment because I have just as much of a right as you do so even though I might be targeting the Jews… Its no secret cats out of the bag buddy… 80% people know who run the money in this world. The 9/11 was a plot just like Princess Diana just because she fell in love with a muslim man all of a sudden she was assassinated … do your research there’s a lot more behind what the media tries to filter our minds with. MUST WATCH IF YOU WANT TO USE YOUR OWN BRAIN OPPOSED TO THE MEDIAS!!!! I remember that there was a shooting at my school about 2 years back and well the “media” said that the students where scared out of there mind and where all under there tables praying for everything to be okay.. Well let me tell you a little something I remember being in English class that day last period and NO ONE was under the desks and I ask VARIOUS other teachers as well as students if what the media said was true and they said that it was far from the truth. As a matter a fact students where playing cards, chalk board games, conversing and all of this was done ON there chairs. MEDIA publishes only what one wants to believe… One of the teachers from my school was in an article and she claims to not have said a bunch of things but the media had “switched” up the words to make the audience/target people with in society believe there story and they want to believe the media and sadly many people are brain washed by it today. The conspiracy theory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mr-oC3HecU&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiVGh2CIsDw
The attacks on September 11, 2001 were an inside job http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3_4hGHfSqY&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajA2DNNjLI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpEXuAgembI&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7nFkV9zc_4
Like I said you need to do research! So make sure that you do that before you imply that Islam is a terrorist religion. Its always hard to believe the truth…
OH and one more thing u wouldnt be closing this group if you guys hard PROOF and had the GUTS to have a actualy debate but its okay if you LOSER choose to hide behind your inboxes b/c if not then BRING IT ONNNNNNNN!!! im ready and MANY OTHERS ARE toooo!!!!! PATHETIC.... stop following the foot steps of hitler loser ... ur not gonna get anywhere ...and dont worry u got a ;) ticket to hell thats for sure !!!RETARDSSSS!
ISLAM = PEACE!"
- That would appear to be a liberalfag, sand niggers LOOOOOOOVE Hitler.Lolinnernets 01:29, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
JACKPOT
You wanta da Muhammad image? You gotta Muhamma images! Couple hundred of 'em too. Too lazy to upload myself. http://www.zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/ AllahuSnackbar 21:20, 27 August 2008 (CDT)
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
I reverted the page to a version from July. If you have contributed to the page between then and now, chances are you need to stop editing and become heroic. 
Chunkmunky 01:44, 12 October 2008 (CDT)
IT'S TIME TO SLAY THE INFIDEL
Pink Poodle *yap* 
00:41, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Spelling?
Was the misspelling of Muhammad intentional? If so then feel free to revert my edit, but for half the article the spelling is correct, and the other half incorrect. --Cash Crusher 11:11, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Ignignokt
That looks like persian (read "aryan"), not arab.
Aisha's lost three years
Regarding the life of Aisha, Muhamed's youngest wife, I'd like to point out an inquire on her sexual activities before the age of 9. More specifically in betweeen her marriage at the age of six, and her vaginal penetration at the age of 9, when every sandnigger becomes a woman.
Do you honestly believe that she was playing with her pedobear plush for 3 years? NO! She had a pedo not as plushy right next to her, and he (Muhammed) was in charge of sodomizing her as well as raping her mouth every day he couldn't find little boys. "They look just the same at that age" Sura, 17, 20.
I'm sick of you islamophobes ignoring the FACTS. Islam does NOT prohibit sex in the anus or mouth before the age of 9. It only prohibits sex in the vagina before the aforementined age. Oh, ignorance. --Neurogeezer 12:48, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
