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Well I don't mind that I have a page here, the main problem is that it is likely written by JaraxleArmatis, a banned user in wikipedia who kept on harrasing me for weeks, causing me to almost leave the project, and yes I was extremely mad at him, so I don't think that this article is fair, especially that I rarely do anything adminly anymore, only rollbacks, some deletions, and vandal blocks. Please rewrite. Thanks Jaranda 01:16, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

• It's written by a guy User:^ who doesn't appear Jewish enough....
• ...The article is funny, though. I think because if you take a different admin, say Rhobite, he'd have ten pages long. If you take MONGO, why every day is pages of abuse. And SlimVirgin is subtle, so it'd need TL;DR explaining. But with you, there's not so much so it's easy, rather than trying to sort through a million horrid things like most of the cabal. So it's quick and to the point. The personal attacks by you are the funniest. Tony Sidaway, though, he used to do that stuff several times a day. AnHeroIsSpeltWrong 01:31, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
• lol jewranda --Blu Aardvark 08:56, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
• You do realise, Jaranda sir, that at ED we are much moar tolerant of people. We don't ban or discourage people from editing here for trolling at the drop of a hat. Though the fine Dramacrats at ED care about you, the lolcow, we feel inclined to disagree with you. The page is quite lol, and I am wondering whether you're just trying to transfer teh drama between you and JarlaxleArtemis to ED. JarlaxleArtemis doesn't seem to be doing anything out of the ordinary, and you're happy to wear your page like a badge of honor. I don't see ANY problems here. Just because someone is a notorious troll on one site doesn't necessarily mean that he is not a valued contributer on another. And besides, I don't think JarlaxleArtemis has interacted with you in a nasty manner on ED as of yet. There is no problem I can see, and if you do have a problem or anything, party with us on ED IRC. We're quite friendly. *wingsnugs*-Ket--Talk to me 08:59, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

• Please expand Larina 20:38, 9 November 2007 (CST)

• I know it's a cheap shot, but I tampered with his precious userpage...

Note he's causing more drama again at the ArbCom page, seems like Jimbo is getting fed up with him. Ihatewikipedia 14:39, 15 January 2009 (CST)

• he's made a new friend 'FT2'.--Lulzercaust^molest 14:52, 16 January 2009 (CST)

“	I was the victim of a smear campaign by trolls in ED, but one of them did something (for reasons I can't explain) and was forced to leave the project for a while.	„

LOL WUT?--Lulzercaust^molest 20:08, 16 January 2009 (CST)

LOL

From here on July 28, 2009, at 02:35 UTC:

Important message for any adminstrators of the Encyclopedia Dramatica that may look at this userpage, or any other editors with influence with ED. I'm begging you to please delete the page about me in your website. I'm not some famous celeb, or a high-profile internet user. I am a private citizen who joined wikipedia almost five years ago to help with the sports articles, and was planning to edit slighly here and there. Unfortunally, I became addicted to this webite, and was immature (being only a high-school student then, and I prefered wikipedia rather than myspace). I did something stuff here that I now regret, and now I lost the addiction to wikipedia politics, though I'm planning to be active again with articles. I am a student about to enter my junior year in college, and I mostly move on from. The issue here is that two or so years ago, an article was written about me on your site. It was created by JaraxleArmixtis (under the name Lulzercaust) over two years ago as revenge for helping cause his banishment from wikipedia. It's been expanded to almost 30 GB of text and filled with libel statements and highly personal info. I'm begging you to delete the article. It's been for the worst harm for me and my family. I was harrassed out of facebook a few months ago, and I recently was denied a high-profile job because the interviewer discovered that page existed, and thought I was immature for the job. I'm afraid that this page will do even more harm in the near future. With the job, it was the final straw. My family lawyers and even the FBI has been aware of that page for quite sometime and they are willing to do a lawsuit for defamation of character. I been holding it off, knowing wikipolitics for a while, and asking everyone I knew, even Wikipedia Review, but now it seems like I don't have a choice. Before I do that, I'm asking you to please remove everything personal about me, my name, my pic, ebay, email, etc from the history and article, or just delete it upright. Again I am a private citizen and the ED page caused great harm for me. So please respect my privatcy. I'll apologize for anything I done on wiki. Thanks

Jaranda

Sit and spin 01:48, 4 November 2009 (UTC)

Schizo

Recently, Jaranda was involuntarily committed to a nuthouse because it turns out he's a schizo. Here's a quote of his on January 2, 2010, at 04:01 UTC[1]:

I was in bakeract for 48 hours after something (won't explain in detatils). But I was diagnosed as schzophenic, which was inherited from my mother, and grandfather so it's genitic. I just came back home temp, but heading to rehab on monday to start controlling the illness. I will be there for about a month or so. I had to cancel the Semester at Sea which I was starting on the 17th, and taking a break from school, work, and social life while I deal with this devestating diagnosis. I don't want it to ruin my life like it did to my family.

From the nuthouse 12:38, 2 January 2010 (UTC)