Talk:Klerck
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This article sucks. Please review the welcome template I just left you and make it better, because it looks like it might be relevant to our interests. --Bastardman 23:16, 18 Feb 2006 (UTC)
- I really want to ban the contributor for at least a couple of days for this inanity. It would have been so easy to find the lulz and report them. --Jacknstock 23:32, 18 Feb 2006 (UTC)
Yeah sorry about that. I just thought this site needed a Klerck article. Sadly I can't write articles for shit and I'm completely unfunny. So therefore I decided to write a shit article and wait for some dude to make it better. Or something. --Fuckburger 04:19, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)
Looks like it's up to me again. --Ntg85 05:27, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Second hand rumor time
- a> he was big back before he killed himself\
- z> and became soup.
- z> and jelly brained
- z> (no joke)
- z> i read that when he was found the body recovery people couldn't pick him up - his flesh kept coming off
- z> so they had to just pull the bath plug and let his bathsoup flush away
- z> (because he had the hot tap on for ages after he died)
- z> unless i'm mixing up my shit
- z> bah, could be
Hardcase 19:04, 7 October 2007 (CDT)
