Talk:Lisa Nowak

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I don't think I can make a real start rt. now, but the following shd. help. There's a lot more floating 'round.

[edit] Dramatis Personae:

Lisa Nowak: main protagonist, spacewoman, Navy captain

Colleen Shipman: Nowak's rival, (ex?) Air Force, much younger (by 20 yrs?), and rival for the affections of ...

William Oefelein: Nowak's intended new husband, perhaps, also divorced, timing is of interest here. Same timespan?

Richard Nowak: Lisa's husband until a few weeks ago, mission controller for the International Space Station.

William Becton: Orlando police detective, Mr. Leaky?

[edit] Weapons

Pepper spray; BB gun; steel mallet; buck knife; four feet of rubber tubing; +others I've seen in reports but forgotten

[edit] Other Accessories

Nappy (diaper to the gracious hosts); latex gloves; garbage bags; wig and other disguise components

[edit] Quotes (Only Bits in Italics, of Course)

The BB gun was going to be used to entice Ms. Shipman to talk with her (from Becton, apparently).

Love that, entice!!!?

[I did it 'cos] this was the only time I was going to be able to speak with %'%&&$#$ (from Nowak).

When I asked Mrs. Nowak if she thought the pepper spray was going to help her speak with Ms. Shipman, she replied, That was stupid. (from Becton)

more than a working relationship, less than a romantic relationship (Nowak about Oefelein)

Married for 19 years but had separated a few weeks ago; official statement from Lisa's family to Orlando Fla. press about her marriage with hubby Richard.Voronic 14:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Lol@ NASA Astronaut recruiting program - Best of teh Best my ass Crakwhrrr 11:08, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Breaking Broken News!

Too busy to work it in properly, but I added the following URL [1] to ==The Aftermath==. Priceless.

--Fish & Mudkips 23:15, 10 April 2007 (UTC)