Talk:Lisa Nowak

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I don't think I can make a real start rt. now, but the following shd. help. There's a lot more floating 'round.

Dramatis Personae:

Lisa Nowak: main protagonist, spacewoman, Navy captain

Colleen Shipman: Nowak's rival, (ex?) Air Force, much younger (by 20 yrs?), and rival for the affections of ...

William Oefelein: Nowak's intended new husband, perhaps, also divorced, timing is of interest here. Same timespan?

Richard Nowak: Lisa's husband until a few weeks ago, mission controller for the International Space Station.

William Becton: Orlando police detective, Mr. Leaky?

Weapons

Pepper spray; BB gun; steel mallet; buck knife; four feet of rubber tubing; +others I've seen in reports but forgotten

Other Accessories

Nappy (diaper to the gracious hosts); latex gloves; garbage bags; wig and other disguise components

Quotes (Only Bits in Italics, of Course)

The BB gun was going to be used to entice Ms. Shipman to talk with her (from Becton, apparently).

Love that, entice!!!?

[I did it 'cos] this was the only time I was going to be able to speak with %'%&&$#$ (from Nowak).

When I asked Mrs. Nowak if she thought the pepper spray was going to help her speak with Ms. Shipman, she replied, That was stupid. (from Becton)

more than a working relationship, less than a romantic relationship (Nowak about Oefelein)

Married for 19 years but had separated a few weeks ago; official statement from Lisa's family to Orlando Fla. press about her marriage with hubby Richard.Voronic 14:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Lol@ NASA Astronaut recruiting program - Best of teh Best my ass Crakwhrrr 11:08, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Breaking Broken News!

Too busy to work it in properly, but I added the following URL [1] to ==The Aftermath==. Priceless.

--Fish & Mudkips 23:15, 10 April 2007 (UTC)