Talk:Livy

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Nice one dumbass. Save that you really fucked up this time. The two women you mentioned are not public figures, and under WV law you can be sued for libel, by them. Lucy's lawyer already has a copy. You're screwed.

• Can I add slander to that too? I hope Livy enjoyed fucking those dimbulb cunts, since now his children will only know the story of how their father went to Europe and came back with a new family. What seems rather cliche' is that his rednecked hillbilly faggot punk-ass is now living off some broad who needs to toss her ass around in order to make money. He might as well embrace his true southern heritage and buy a trailer, get a hood and burn a cross. At least then he'd be doing something productive with his time rather than writing a blog about how he fucked up and is now just a trigger-pull away from true salvation. I know my god will see fit to fix him from this planet if he don't have the sack to do it first. I'm thinking that perhaps he'll have this undiagnosed epilepsy. The kind that lies dormant for 40-50 years. And then, one day, as he and his cocktail loving (look, a double entendre!) coed, with the new baby cockmongler are driving down the road, presumably listening to jesusfreak music, the lords loving touch will consume him and cause him to break out into uncontrolled convulsions. This then would cause the car to swerve wildly, as it careens off the road, and directly into the Broken Glass, Razor Blades and AIDS Needles Warehouse.

No time for love, Doctor Jones. --Merrycaskets 11:35, 18 December 2007 (CST)