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No! She was so cute before! Just have some hair and make-up professionals prep her for the shoots... she didn't have to erase her old self. She IS white now.
 

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—MRIRIAN


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Omega- I really like the bottle cap pic. I like how the cap has the same shimmers as whatever it's sitting on. I like the angle of the stamp picture, and it's cool how you make the pen look kind of scary.

As I've said before, I'm not a very good photographer. But, I'm so hooked on these Japanese photo books with pictures of females that just mesmerize me, and I've become kind of obsessed with the photos and how they're created. (My father's been a professional photographer, editor, camera man and news man, so that aspect is somewhat a hereditary interest.)

Anyway, as a result of my obsession, I've tried to teach myself hair and make-up, and am working on learning how to pose and aim a camera, and lighting and whatnot. My dream would be to be involved in photo-shoots someday as a make-up artist maybe.


These are mostly taken around my house and Housetek's, so please don't look at the messy rooms and whatnot. The backgrounds aren't part of my pics, just the main subject, as what I do is try to make myself look different ages and have different images, etc. Most are very low quality, because all I have is a webcam, but a couple from when I was at Housetek's house were taken with his digital camera. Sorry about the long post...
 

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—MRIRIAN


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I guess if she lives in the city, it's not such a strange sight.

But... Where I live, if she were to walk down the street in that, she'd be the laughing stock of the town.
 

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—MRIRIAN


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Haha, I agree. If it was just a little suggestive, that would be one thing... I guess the photographer was counting on men to be easily manipulated. I wouldn't necessarily call the girl stupid, but the target audience. "Gee, let's just drip some milky white substance from her mouth to her crotch, and all over the boobs... only the really sharp ones will pick up on this innuendo.":wacko:
 

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Why doesn't she just write "SKANK" across her forehead?

She seems like she'd be very pretty if she kept herself natural... but she bleaches her hair, tans her skin to hell, wears cheap, slutty clothes, fakes blue eyes in some of the pics, and you could draw a picture on her face with a toothpick, that make-up is so thick, but keep the toothpick away from her boobs. You don't want to pop them.

I wish she felt truly pretty so she wouldn't have to disguise herself, manipulate herself through surgery, and cheapen herself in a hundred other ways.
 

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—MRIRIAN


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:shocked: Holy hooters!

She's cuter than the average Japanese girl off the street, but not than other Japanese models.

The sad thing for this girl is that she'll probably end up doing porn, because her breasts are her strong asset. That is, UNLESS she can really act and/or sing well.

Then again, who knows how she looks with different hair, make-up, and more professional and touched-up photos.
 

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—MRIRIAN


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No, you can't really feel the difference. It happened to me once in gym class. My friend had to tell me my boobs came out of my suit because I had no idea.
 

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—MRIRIAN


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I searched Outie for this and didn't find anything on it, so I'll post it. If it's a repeat, just close it. It probably is, seeing as how most people on the net know about it.

www.myheritage.com

Go there and register a free account, and you can upload your pics and have it tell you which celebs you look like. It's apparently pretty sophisticated and scans bone structure and I don't know what else.

Something about me must be like Japanese, because I always get Bunko Kanazawa and Ayumi Hamasaki... and I have no Japanese in me.:blink:
 

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—MRIRIAN


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why is everyone so caught up in the teeth? I think crooked teeth are cute.

Strange how some people are against fake boobs but think teeth ought to be straightened.

And, how do you guys ever find a girlfriend? You nitpick so much. How can anyone look at a girl as gorgeous as Ayaka and say "Her teeth are messed up?""
 

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—MRIRIAN


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[edit] Chronicles of the Troll the whore trip

A chronological look into magi's road to troll hood in Japan.

ALL DATES ARE IN THE YEAR 2008

February 9
  • First Play Boy interview.
March 11 The invite
  • Yoshika in America, The Gyao INVITE
April 7 MondayMagibon at Narita
  • Arrived at Tokyo International Airport
  • Checked in hotel
April 8 TuesdaySOURCE
  • Visited Tokyo Tower
  • Appeared on TBS Radio
April 9 Wednesday


April 10 ThursdayGyao on the inside
  • Appearance at Gyao Midtown
April 11 FridayMagibon in Harajuku
  • Checked out of hotel.
  • Trolling Harajuku and shopping with GyaO staff...

Yoshika and that translator and an unnamed Japanese male. We can see her exiting Harajuku station(definitely Yamanote line). Buys a bracelet(that shop attendant is cute). Buys some sort of sex toy. A pair of balls? And Harajuku crepe. And some other shit that no one cares about.

Followed Yoshika back to Yoshika's temple home.

  • Slept at 2.
April 12 SaturdayYoshika at the temple
  • 6:30 awaken by Yoshika at Yoshika's temple home.
  • Betrays her religion by praying to Buddha
  • Fails at eating natto.
  • Fails at eating umeboshi.
  • Coughs hysterically.
  • meets Yoshika's grand dad, cried like a baby when shown some calligraphy
April 13 Sunday
  • Sayanora Japan, cried liked a beaten whore.
  • Back to Narita and she is gone

undated

  • appearance on Shuu Maruyama's show that's at midtown
4/9-4/11
  • appearance on Fuji TV?
clueless

Okoyonomi restaurant that Magi and Ayaka ate together (strangely some of the photos seem to have been grabbed from here) -Campus101 LOCATED AT SHINJUKU

Consumes pork :: lol not Jew.

Clueless.
  • Playboy studio for those gravure shots.
It happened but when?
  • Cosplayed as Japanese High school student. Cosplay JP
Wasn't that at Fuji studio? No, it was at her home when they interviewed her and picked her up for her trolling bout in Japan. (Arguecat3 07:54, 15 July 2008 (CDT))

[edit] Talk Page

If you have a source, if you have a link, if you have hate, if you have love please feel free to share with us the drama that goes with mririan.

[edit] Crooked Teeth

  • Japan is not America. --Campus101 04:19, 25 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] GYAO Female Presenter

that female presenter of GyaO is hot!--Hypehype 08:17, 18 April 2008 (CDT)

  • Yaguchi Mari from Morning Musume. They're all hot. Japan is full of hotness. — Plymouth Belvedere

[edit] Magi a Dwarf

  • Magi is super small. Her Japanese magazine interview gives her weight as being 39 kilos (same as Yaguchi Mari), or just under ninety pounds, and as for her height, check out this photo. Keep in mind that these are JAPANESE girls standing around her. Her chin might be huge, but overall she is an elf. LOLI BUT LEGAL FTW — Plymouth Belvedere

Image: Tinymagi.jpg

[edit] More coverage on Japan

She actually went to Japan and showed up on TV? Needs coverage, please. Sources: /jp/ thread /a/ thread ~ Krade hi yo~ 13:36, 10 April 2008 (CDT)

  • Magi actually somewhat redeems herself in the subtitled clip. The charm inches back in, especially during the sequences with Yaguchi Mari, when she starts to relax a little. (A few shots of Knob Creek in the green room before the taping would have helped.) — Plymouth Belvedere
  • Lies. She looks utterly ugly on her GyaO appearances. Before I thought she was cute, but it appears she is the master of FGAS-esque techniques for her chin and teeth.(Arguecat3 07:54, 15 July 2008 (CDT))

[edit] Dead Links

  • Holy shit. By the way, second link doesn't work. serialseven

[edit] OH SHI- Pureiboi

  • Here is the fucking weeaboo on youtube. notice how she starts crying when they offer her a trip to Japan.

also, her on the show in Japan:

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Raptor Jesus, HALP US!!!(Arguecat3 07:54, 15 July 2008 (CDT))

Magibon got interviewed twice by Japanese Playboy!! Now we all know where her career is finally headed!! (getting it stuck in her pooper for money) Lulz. youtube videos showing the articles:


[edit] Validity of Yahoo Profile 'Mririan'

Is it hers? Please check! Her age states 26 While under TsukinoMaggie, there doesn't seem to be a statement of age. So if anyone one have any objections, --Campus101 05:00, 11 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Trolling the whore

Any suggestions.--Campus101 05:17, 3 June 2008 (CDT)

ALL DATES ARE IN THE YEAR 2008

February 9
  • First Play Boy interview.
March 11 The invite
  • Yoshika in America, The Gyao INVITE
April 7 MondayMagibon at Narita
  • Arrived at Tokyo International Airport
  • Checked in hotel
April 8 TuesdaySOURCE
  • Visited Tokyo Tower
  • Appeared on TBS Radio
April 9 Wednesday


April 10 ThursdayGyao on the inside
  • Appearance at Gyao Midtown
April 11 FridayMAgibon in Harajuku
  • Checked out of hotel.
  • Trolling Harajuku and shopping with GyaO staff...

Yoshika and that translator and an unnamed Japanese male. We can see her exiting Harajuku station(definitely Yamanote line) Buys a bracelet(that shop attendant is cute). Buys some sort of sex toy. a pair of balls? And Harajuku crepe. and some other shit that no one cares about.

Followed Yoshika back to Yoshika's temple home.

  • Slept at 2.
April 12 SaturdayYoshika at the temple
  • 6:30 awaken by Yoshika at Yoshika's temple home.
  • Betrays her religion by praying to Buddha
  • Fails at eating natto.
  • Fails at eating umeboshi.

Coughs hysterically

  • Meets Yoshika's grand dad, cried like a baby when shown some calligraphy
April 13 Sunday
  • Sayanora Japan, cried liked a beaten yogurt whore.
  • Back to Narita and she is gone.


undated, that needs dating.
  • appearance on Shuu Maruyama's show that's at midtown
4/9-4/11
  • appearance on Fuji TV?
clueless

consumes pork :: lol not Jew.

clueless
  • Playboy studio for those gravure shots
it happened but when?
OTHER STUFF
  • While in Japan, Magibon replied in the interview that she was only in touch with her mom and a friend of hers. (note: a dad is not mentioned)Please help by uncovering the identity of this mystery person. --Campus101 05:17, 3 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Mririan myspace

Due to a tip of from an anonymous source, here's Maggie's myspace

http://www.myspace.com/magibon2008 --Campus101 19:44, 8 June 2008 (CDT)

And a rare blog of Maggie's

Hello, I am Magibon. I am 21 years old and live in America. I have a taste which is watching Japanese TV drama and reading Japanese magazines, as I have great liking for Japan. And I wished I would come to visit Japan all the time. On this April, the dream had come true. Therefore, I should contribute to Weekly Playboy about what I impressed myself and what I watched. It takes over a day to go to Japan from the town I live via New York. I had never gone abroad. I had an anxiety that “If airplane will crash, what shall I do? “ It was unnecessary anxiety. As there is a fourteen hours’ difference between Japan and my town, I got sleep at day with reversing the order of night and day. My parent felt utterly scandalized at that. When I was alone at J.F.K Intl, security officer examined me,” How old are you? Twelve? What are you doing here?” The officer looked surprised when I said, “I’m twenty one years old.” While I was in the airplane, I played Tetris, listened to the music and I had an in-flight meal was a chicken curry and rice. I dislike vegetables, but I ate it completely. When I was transferred from Narita Intl. to Tokyo by train, I was surprised with an automatic ticket gate. Neither of them is nothing in my town. When I got closer to Tokyo gradually, I thought I never passed over anything. What kind of impression about Tokyo did I have? There were so many buildings, Neon signs were cool! There was a convenient place which had so many shops. It takes 30 minutes from my house to the supermarket by walking in my home town. I had an anticipation of Tokyo was scary place according to the preparation of the guidebook. It showed if you bumped against a fearful person in the town, the person got angry with you about it or something like that. But really, citizens were politely, it was comfortable to me more than I was in the US. I went shopping to“109” at Shibuya. There was the most interesting shopping mole that I had ever gone.　 It was an inconceivable idea for us, American about the appearance of the store clerk had such combination of make-up and dress. It was a genius. While I was in Japan, I ate many Japanese dishes. They were Takoyaki, Shabushabu, a set meal of hamburger steak, a beef bowl and a green tea flavored ice cream. All of them were very nice. At the same time wherever I ordered to eat French fries, because Japanese one is more better than American one. 　By the way I always eat French fries with catsup. I like catsup, so I eat pre-cooked noodle without soup and also with catsup. But I could not eat Japanese pickles “Shibazuke”. While staying in Tokyo at this time, I appeared on some media. And I had the appearance on Mari Yaguchi's Gyao program. Miss Yaguchi is a very nice person! And also when I appeared on TBS radio’s “Stream” I was very nervous. It was difficult for me to make the timing which I would start to talk about me. I could not talk about enough. I wish I were appeared on the program again. I made Katsuya Konishi as MC and Tomoko Matsumoto as CO-MC a present of Yankees’ cap. I felt relieved they were very glad that. And I was collected by Fuji TV as “Otokoobasan Moero! Dejitarubu”, “Fuji TV on Demand”. I was interviewed by Shinsuke Kasai, Reiko Endo as both were the announcers. At the same time I experienced the costume play as I put on the uniform of a female high school student and the calligraphy as Japanese tradition. I got a T-shirts of “Mikan Seijin / Orange star man” as a present. (She put it on in YouTube “ in her video “♪♪行きました♪♪”) On the other hand, I wanted to collect the live show of “AKB48” (Note:Something like “American Idol”). I went to the show at Akihabara. At The first time I experienced the live show. And I was surprised with fans being wildly excited over the show. Do I join with AKB48? No, I do not at all. Maybe I am got angry with fan. And I was taken the gravure picture by Weekly Playboy. I was embarrassing that I had various poses. Do I take it next time? I hesitate with it and I may get away from them. While staying at this time, I could meet Ayaka Komatsu as my Goddess!! At One night I went into Okonomiyaki restaurant. Then I ordered Okonomiyaki and I was waiting for it, a waitress said “I have kept you waiting so long” and brought the stuff of Okonomiyaki.　How! She was Ayaka Komatsu! The staffs had a preparation of plan to surprise me.　Moreover, Miss Komatsu she took a seat beside me, hugged me and baked Okonomiyaki with me. I was surprised with her, delighted in her, she was cute! And I shed tears. Miss Komatsu gave me a bathing set to use if you were tired. So it was too good for me, I could not use it. I could not sleep tonight at all. I knew that very few people speak English in Japan. Also I knew to have to learn Japanese more as I am active in Japan firstly. But I feel anxious about that I was laughed by speaking wrong Japanese.　 The honorific and humble forms are difficult for me. But people says “Do not mind such a thing” Today is last day in Japan. I am in Narita Intl. now. I do not want go back. I want to live in Japan. I want to cancel my plane return ticket. I spent the greatest time in my boring life. I was so busy, but I lived life to the fullest rather than what I did nothing to me before. I began to want to do anything more. And I have some anxiety, but it was good to me that I made so bold as to try something new. I want to know what they thought, who was same generation. I want to ask whoever is in my eyes, “What are you doing? And what do you think? “ But they think I was curious, so I did not ask. However, really I think “I hope my life has begun by my tour of Japan at this time.” If it is completed, I may think God is spite. Do the staffs of weekly playboy expect of my crying to say” I don’t want to go back!”? . No, I do not something like that. (With laugh) Because it became clear as my goal which was to work in Japan. I have no time to crying, but I never fail to “go back” to Japan. Well, everybody See you again! //

[edit] GYAO explained

I copypasta in good name of allowing you to know more about Gyao.--Campus101 21:33, 8 June 2008 (CDT)

I'm back and so is Midtown TV! This episode is 54 minutes long (no typo) and features magibon as a studio-guest about 40 minutes into the show.

This week, besides the main show, we have Morning Musume in Nama Yaguchi news. Before they go on to their Resonant Blue promotion, Niigaki Risa and Kamei Eri yells for Yaguchi ;) And for the record: Release April 16th.

The show opens up with everyone there, not just Yaguchi and Marumaru Aikora, and with all wearing some sort of semi-formal clothing. Yaguchi even has glasses. And yes, the glasses contain actual glasses, as can be seen by the reflections and she constantly jumps around ;)

Anyway. Formal clothes. What can the occasion be? Yagu-pro production's idol interview! She even "gets" the weird guy as a producer. Who the interviewee is? Various idols.

First out we have Takabe Ai (高部あい). She initially seemed kinda shy and so I thought she was someone impersonating Takahashi Ai, but she actually gets up and tries to do W's Koi no vacance! Pretty fresh! I'll let the reader guess which version I prefer ;)

Yaguchi and the guest have a small step-counting competition. And while Yaguchi doesn't really have the edge here, wearing high heels and all, her performance is worth watching :D

Next up is Katou Sayaka (加藤沙耶香). Expect more of the same: Interview, some showing off and all that. This girl has a fetish for what looks almost like dominoes. Yaguchi doesn't really get it, but agrees that they feel nice. Japanese people are weird :P

What's consistent about these interviews is that the guys are having a blast and that Yaguchi has to ask them, around once a minute, to stop it or quiet down ;)

After a while it's time for a different kind of guest: Magibon made her way to the show, and this is it! Yaguchi wonders if she thinks this will be OK and all that,, which her co-host assures us it will be.

Magibon is however seriously freaked out, says "I love you!" to Yaguchi and totally ignores her co-host :D After settling down a little, Yaguchi comments on magibon being kinda small. Check the screenshots for a side-by-side shot :D

Following this is a rather awkward section where the hosts and magibon try to communicate. If I'm feeling stupid for not understanding half the things being said here, imagine being on the show and not getting anything :D

She might just be totally out there unable to pay attention, actually meeting Yaguchi and all, but she needs a translator for a simple question like "Now that you've met Yaguchi, how do you feel?". Her answer also needs a translator, as she answers in English: "Like I'm going to die or something" :P

Also: Yaguchi's co-hosts suggest they form a new group: Yagumagi or Yagubon ;)

There's lots of talk which really doesn't need any translation, since magibon gets translation anyway. But apart from that, magibon tells Yaguchi that if she was to go to America, there would be hordes of fans waiting for her there. And Yaguchi seems genuinely surprised!

So... There's lots of talk, and this time it's pretty easy to grok ;) To top it off Gyao has put up a magibon page. No kidding!

This week I just took screenshots and uploaded as I watched along, so there should be a shitload. No torrent as of yet though.

Next week's episode will feature Niigaki Risa, Kamei Eri, Koharu Kusumi and Linlin from Morning Musume.

Episode ranked 4 for no special reason :P

Source

Also Gyao midtown is actually filmed on the 33th floor of Tokyo midtown.

An explanation as to what Gyao Midtown really is.(the show that invited hickel tooth to be trolled in Japan)

[edit] Thehill88

Thehill88 is an Aussie camwhore.

Thehill88 is a known hater of Magibon. -- Campus101 19:34, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

http://thatgirlonline.blogspot.com/2008/06/miss-magibon-needs-paypal-account.html

http://thatgirlonline.blogspot.com/2008/03/definition-of-jealousy.html

[edit] dkoleary88

dlkoleary is a halfie Aussie Jewtube Nigga who got so butthurt by magibon. And as subsequent video posting on Jewtube have shown is trying to imitate Magibon as a male camwhore.

[edit] PlayBoy Weekly Interview...

TRANSLATION courtesy of Forryga, cleaned up by arguecat3 --Campus101

>Why is your name Magibon?

My true name is Maggie. But I want a nick name like a Japanese person. I got it from the nick name of Aibon as the Group member of "モーニング娘/Morning Musume(daughter)".

>Where do you live? And what are you doing now?

I live in the town about 3,000 residents located in the mountainside of Pennsylvania, USA. The nearest large city is N.Y., which takes 4 hours by car to reach. Also, I have a part time job as a cashier in the shop sometimes.

>Your features looks like an Asian lineage. don't they?

I have a bit of Native American in me, which makes my features look Asian.

>Why are you interested in Japan?

Because I really enjoy Japanese things......confectionery "Pocky"--a stick of chocolate-- In my childhood I liked "Sailor Moon"--(anime)--, but now I like TV dramas more than anime or manga. "Hanayori Dango","Ichirittoruno Namida", and "Nodame Kantabire" are some of the shows I watch online.

> Why you didn't you say anything in the YouTube in the early stages?

I think, it was only an experiment so I could see how cool my image in the internet was. When I saw myself on the PC screen, I was all like:. "Wow, It's me in the P.C.!" I waved my hands and laughed. I didn't think about any other people saw it. Then, I dislike my double tooth, so I didn't want to open my mouth. However, many people who found the v-log commented on it; they said things like " Nothingness is so deep!" or "Please upload more v-logs." I was so inspired by them, So I uploaded more v-logs.

>You became famous all over the world almost immediately, didn't you?

My heart got all fluttery; many messages had been sent from all of the world. Someone said, "You make me calm and mild" However, Ill-natured messages have been on the rise.

>There is a rumor that there is entertainment producers backing you up, isn't there?

I have never been in any production; I make the v-logs by my self at home. I know about the sites that spread rumors and defamation of character about me. However, most of my viewers are nice people. 

It really makes me happy that Japanese people have viewed my v-logs.
>You excel in Japanese. Did you learn it at a Japanese school and so on?

There is no Japanese school or Japanese teacher in my town, so I studied and succeeded all by my self. But I don't like to study.(with a short laugh) As I don't like text books, I studied by reading the lyrics from the Japanese songs which I like and then looking up the kanji (Chinese character)which are difficult to grasp. After I watched the Japanese dramas with English subtitles, I tried to watch them without subs; However, of course, I can't understand it yet. But I surprised by my self when made it sense good .( with a short laugh) 

I only know a few Chinese characters such as  1,2,3 etc!
>You use kanji in your blogs, don't you?

It is full of mistakes, but there is always very good advice sent to me as many Japanese readers send in various comments about how I should write it.

[edit] Magibon Wikipedia article

lol I have vandalized it. expecting B& followed by a rape spider from Wiki admin. lulz.(Arguecat3 07:55, 19 June 2008 (CDT)) Also, I think we should plan a raid of it to subtly troll the article, making minor changes until it is lulzy. Yes? No? (Arguecat3 07:55, 19 June 2008 (CDT))

  • Lulz! Things are starting to heat up! I must caution you that that Nazi is watching this page like a hawk. Best be wary of that. Also someone probably he or an accomplice have attempted subtle vandalism through this account Djk. I have reverted the edit. Also, a copy of you reporting the raid has been reported by him at the talk page. We are being watched. And of most important of all, The Magibon stalker website is back with new shit. I'll best update it immediately.-Campus101 17:12, 19 June 2008 (CDT)
  • Lulz!! they have already documented it on the talk page? FTW!! (Arguecat3 08:25, 20 June 2008 (CDT))
  • Update: They have accordingly B& and sent a rape spider after me, and have protected the Magibon page on wiki. How unlulzy of them. Must learn stealth. Also, the edit B& ended August 18 FYI. (Arguecat3 08:49, 20 June 2008 (CDT))
  • About the revert you made to NonyO he's not the Nazi that I was talking about. He's okay. He did well in trimming the article. We should consider his contribution. Campus101 09:08, 20 June 2008 (CDT)
  • I did not revert his edit, I just took the EDiting pen to it and cleaned up massive amounts of faggy typos as my duty to being a grammar nazi. (Arguecat3 09:16, 20 June 2008 (CDT))

Gentlemen/new friends, I don't compare previous versions before editing, I just start going to town. If I get rid of something of yours and you want it back in, just let me know to back off on whatever. I'm sure we'll be seeing each other around the same articles, weeaboo fagz that we are. Nony0 07:38, 24 June 2008 (CDT)

  • The Wikipedia Magibon Article is only partially protected. They have blocked editing access to all newly created accounts. So if you have a reputable account it should be of no problem to edit it but I wouldn't suggest doing that. But if you really can't hold your urge, there is always that Magibon Wikipedia Article in Japonaise.--Campus101 04:22, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Playboy Gravure High Resolution Links

It seems the gravure links have been dead for quite some while now, and I was hoping that someone would come forward with new links for it. Anybody?--Campus101 05:34, 28 June 2008 (CDT)

== Magibon fired from Gyao? ==

Hey! It seems USEN Group (the company that controls GYAO) have spoken. A hick with fucked up chompers, as it seems, could never suck the Japanese public. A test to Magibon's Gyao website proves it. (404!!!) That's four fucking four! Looks like she's screwed. Even so... A look at her JewTube homepage shows an updated homepage without the link. (though, it isn't damned necessary to check that out.)

GyaO News Web site Still functioning, only hers isn't...

I guess this tells us a few things! She has been dumped. Rejected!!! Washed out! Kicked in the face for being hideous.

Guess all she can do now... is to beg playboy to accept her gravure shit. Or... She'll be forgotten in fuck porn. Unless she can really suck cock and act like a crying Japanese whore.

Then again, if the worst comes to worst... she'll be forgotten altogether. Save for that bunch of Magiphiles who so incestuously worship her. May be... They too might forget her. Then again, mentally retarded pedos like them can never be saved. If she gets forgotten, there is always some other new fresh meat just waiting to be pedobaits.--Siriusblack 05:18, 2 July 2008 (CDT) Disregard that, I suck cocks. A simple katakana search for her name (マギボン) turns up search results in the website's search engine. She has not been removed.(Arguecat3 13:34, 3 July 2008 (CDT))

A new web link to satisfy Magi Gyao video seekers; List of Magibon Gyao Videos on GyaO--Campus101 04:04, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Moar Coverage on Magibon's Official Fan Group

It seems a certain Magibon fan group has made new ground by claiming to be an 'official' Magibon Fan Group.

It seems also that number 1 fan Forryga is endorsing this act. here shows Forryga's endorsement on the officality of the fan club. Campus101 04:04, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] MRirian under a microscope

Based on info collected from Outie posts posted by Mririan. It is revealed that Magibon while commenting at a tread about coke and Mentos has revealed additional info regarding her family and also the mystery that is of her baleeted youtube videos.

 
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My cousin and I did this a couple times in my backyard. I put the videos on Youtube. Just go there and do a search for MRirian. Yes, we are dorks. It's fun though.
 

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—MRIRIAN


In a follow up to Magibon's comment, a fellow Outie user added links and embedded the videos to a following post. The links and embedded videos, at time of writing, only returns with a dead user has removed video on youtube. Note: this is one of the earliest known form of mririan publicizing a JewTube account.

 
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Yeah, that was me talking. About half of the Coke and Mentos videos on YouTube are instructional, so we told what we were doing so that other people would know how.

All the screams in the background were my eight-year-old sister, who thought it was the coolest thing she's ever seen.:D
 

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—MRIRIAN


The part about mririan talking refers to her narrating on her baleeted video. On this post in this tread, she reveals the existence of a 8 years old sister (now 10 years old sister, as it was posted on 4-21-2006 at 09:31 PM US Eastern Time)

As the tread unfolds, Housetek (MRirian's then BF) promptly comments about the weird camera angles that mririan has used and ask about the aforementioned cousin.

 
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It's DJ, the one who lives next door with my grandparents. I think you met him real quick.


 

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—MRIRIAN


By this we can deduct now, that she possibly still live next to her grandparents and cousin,DJ. Also, the degree of Housetek's relationship is further revealed as more open and tightly knit than initially thought. Campus101 21:46, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

    • Wow, Campus! You are fairly good at finding shit lol. GJ. (Arguecat3 07:37, 15 July 2008 (CDT))

[edit] Firithfenion

It seems his real name (first name anyways) is Andreas. Lol what a ghey name! (Arguecat3 08:11, 15 July 2008 (CDT))

Shit Firithfenion's JewTube:

Hi, I am Andreas. I live and work in Berlin, the capital of Germany. If you wonder about the strange nickname Firithfenion, it comes from a Website called www.barrowdowns.com where you can find a name generator to translate your name into the language of Middle-earth. A great way if u r looking for a nickname which isn't already in use. :-)

I work in public transport.

I like to do fitness, traveling, scuba diving and of course computer & Internet. I am also interested in Books, Movies and Philosophy.

Quotes: "You know, I don't agree with myself on everything." Rudy Giuliani

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schulz Name: Andreas City: Berlin Birth Place: Berlin Country: Germany Interests: Computer, Internet, Stock markets, Sports, Scuba diving, Traveling Movies of Interest: Star Wars, Star Trek, Back to the Future, Frequency, Western movies Website: http://home.arcor.de/firithfenion/

Siriusblack 19:26, 15 July 2008 (CDT)

LOL so now he thinks he is an elf too? Why do I smell an otherkin? (Arguecat3 07:23, 17 July 2008 (CDT))

  • Heh heh ha.. I've just did my rounds at Firithie's website and it seems to me Filthy has been using ED has his source of ideas. I can't hlep wonder where all his new links came from. Not to mention the coke and mentos shit he has coked up (see above). Also I spy the fucka has done some reasonable additions to his fuck wammy FAQ. Most notably his addition of what mag shit did in Japan. I swear to lulz that ain't there before. All this due to ED. What a fuck-witt. The lulzy part iz zat he said ED is shit full of lies, well zen. I wonder why da fuck would he copy lies? Siriusblack 09:25, 21 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Lol cause he thinks he is a successful troll for "trolling" us other trolls. Lol fail. I am currently in a semi-flamewar with him on his userpage. Want to help out? <3Arguecat3 14:26, 21 July 2008 (CDT)
  • FIRITHFENION IS HERE... GO HERE FOR MOAR LULZ!!!! And a chance for epic win!!!! Siriusblack 10:25, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Magibon Troll

LOL have you ever seen Vlogolution's Magibon trollings on youtube? She is quite funny and also a hot troll. Should we add her to the Magibon page? her troll videos:

(Arguecat3 10:22, 15 July 2008 (CDT))

[edit] Magibon Bitch Crapping?

Looks like the bug eyed shit is complaining about her Jewtube Partnershit Earnings $$$$ Isn't that like agaisnt the stipulated agreement in her Jewtube contract? It's for you to decide!!!

Cum Here to see the full shit.

Siriusblack 19:31, 15 July 2008 (CDT)

  • I would like to see proof of some sort that this quote is actually from MRirian. I mean its all fun and games and whatnot, but we might be getting reverse-trolled by fake "I am the Real Magibon" trolls.... I am getting so sick of those! (Arguecat3 08:23, 18 July 2008 (CDT))
  • Lol you are still butthurt over my failed raid of your shitty wikipedo article? And if you ever noticed, I do not spend my entire time on this article, I have contributed to others :). I am just trying to expand my trolling horizons and test out the trolling waters of other sites apart from ED. MRirian is part of a series on Wapanese which in itself warrants her her own article on ED <3 (Arguecat3 18:15, 20 July 2008 (CDT))
  • Also, Serialseven hello thar again!! I keep seeing you and it seems we have an intimate relationship here on ED. :) <3 (Arguecat3 18:17, 20 July 2008 (CDT))

[edit] Analyzing Faggotry

User talk:Mostdisgust;user_talk:MRirian;User_talk:Yougnowho

It has come to my knowing that the edits of these users are most probably that of the same person. They share a similar trait of someone who is a experienced wiki editor (wiki migrant).

User MRirian as it was at one point of he\her short life reverted to an edit by Mostdisgust.

What makes these old misdoings to be of curiosity is that they share a similar trait with that of a recent troll. One wonders if they are of the same person. But assumptions aside, here are the facts:

We begin by dissecting user Mostdisgust. We find that he edits the article in the manner, most similar to that of a seasoned Wikipedia editor. This we can deduce from the number of red links (the red links lead to blue links in wikipedia.) and the linking of difficult words. see here

A further note on the changes done to the Anonymous analysis section concludes this theory, seems to be a fulfillment of the prophesies of Andy Warhol. Who the hell is Andy Warhol? A simple search on wikipedia gives away this answer.

Having realized the pointlessness of vandalism (though, if he were trully an experienced wikipedo, he too would known that vandalism is pointless, but this person didn't or me merely edited in rage.)

Mostdisgust leaves having realized how butthurt he was leaves (or did he?)

Because in a few days later, comes this other user MRirian. The sneaky MRirian starts of by doing typo corrections and adds an email (which is still visible now). And did some other magibon revelations such as the adding of more external sources.

The problem with this act is that it contradicts a main trait that is expected of this vandal. However, overlooking this, or in other words assuming this to be done, in order to gain the trust of ED.

Finally showing it's true colors, The sneaky MRirian subtly praises and defends Magibon. See here. As expected, ED could see through the false lies. These edits were quickly reverted.

Obviously butthurt by being amiably discovered (again), MRirian reverts to Mostdisgust's version. What makes this of fine note is that, what are the odds a newbie would check the history and revert it to a history that is reverted?

Moving on... Links of alleged Magi Bebo and Facebook pages were added. Following that more praises were soon to follow. However this could never last long, and it was all as expected, reverted quickly.

This person in a last ditch attempt to salvage lost pride, probably resurrected as Yougnowho who reverted back to the fail revisions of user_talk:MRirian and User talk:Mostdisgust. As expected it didn't last long... but he did make one final last stand in the form of miss-redirecting goddess to Magibon. Obviously this nut faps to Magibon because he probably thinks she's a goddess or something.

Also Yougnowho has a tendecy to liek wiki userboxs. Which is something a certain someone lieks too.See here

Conclusion, There isn't one... It's too faggy to be understood. . Campus101 11:39, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Failed Magi Anime

Due to a lack of MRirian making her own videos, bored fans have taken to making fapping up new videos of her.

<3Arguecat3 08:53, 24 July 2008 (CDT)


[edit] MRIRIAN STICKCAM

An obvious 2channer archived this

Arguecat3 20:30, 4 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Moving to hawaii?

guys, I really had to ask. can anyone verify this "moving to hawaii" bullshit? the only way it makes sense for her to be doing this is so that she can be around the 3948204980249233942493+ japanese people that live here. i really, really don't want her infecting my state, much less the college that about 5 of my friends go to. what an unpleasant thought. (if i missed something, i apologize.)

ETA: it seems increasingly unlikely, as UH starts on monday? unless she's already here. -Serialseven
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