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I recommend the 2007 page, after it gets larger. w00tsoup. --Nakamura


I reccomend this picture for the image of the now:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Image:Hotdogman.jpg ---


I recomend this picture for the PICTURE of The NOW http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Image:Punk-Pster-Motivation.jpg --Aaa 23:50, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

  • I recommend this picture sucks zombie_bomb 23:35, 9 November 2006 (UTC)


I'd recommend the page on Dwarlinggirlxcore. The attention whore in question tried to delete the article a few times already, so it's hot stuff. - amjdmg, 17:39 GMT

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I recomend the page on Rivers cuomo, and I'm only saying that because I made it Alex 22:57, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

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Any recommendations for new "ARticle of the Week"? Someone pick something or I'm just going to randomly do it and I fucking suck. SO CHOOSE! --girlvinyl 16:46, 5 Jan 2005 (GMT) so many would be so good, but don't quite have the fullness that such great exposure would have. maybe that would be good for the article though. SchmuckyTheCat 17:29, 5 Jan 2005 (GMT)

Holy shit. I haven't visited in a couple of days, but the new main page fucking rules. --33mhz 19:49, 21 Dec 2004 (PST)


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[edit] Babel-pt_BR

Hi there, I'm wondering if it would be possible to create a version of ED in Brazilian Portuguese, like there is for Uncyclopedia. 

For any other brazilian who might see this, I've started Inciclopedia Bräzuca]. IbaKa 00:59, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Is it me or is search borked?

--Elvis 12:46, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)

A database query syntax error has occurred. This could be because of an illegal search query (see Searching Encyclopedia Dramatica), or it may indicate a bug in the software.
The last attempted database query was:

SELECT cur_id,cur_namespace,cur_title,cur_text FROM cur,searchindex WHERE cur_id=si_page AND ( (MATCH (si_title) AGAINST ('mediawiki')) ) AND cur_namespace IN (0,9,11) LIMIT 0, 20

from within function "SearchEngine::showResults". MySQL returned error "1016: Can't open file: 'searchindex.MYI'. (errno: 145)".

  • It does that every couple of days. Don't mention it again. --無 13:49, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Fair-dincums at leasts it's not just me. --Elvis 16:50, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] License?

Ever considered licensing the work here under the WTFPL? It seems superior, at least to me... Bos 08:05, 2 Jul 2005 (UTC)

  • Superior to what? Bestiality? --Banbot talk to Banbot 14:41, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)
    • Impossible. --l33t admin 15:53, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • I don't even know what license we're using right now, so I can't say if that license is superior nor not. ~ Krade 21:39, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)
    • According to the edit page, GNU Free Documentation License, but I don't know if thats just been left by accident.--Elvis 12:48, 30 Jul 2005 (UTC)
      • Don't link to TOW. That's strike one. Maybe it's strike two. Anyway, it's a strike and you don't have any balls. --Banbot talk to Banbot 13:06, 30 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] New Template

Anybody think that this template might help?

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/User:ParkingStones/NeedsPictures

four tildes and a ParkingStones 16:46, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)

  • I support that... but the template needs to be a little more interesting. --quasi`DAN 18:59, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • Also, it involves a new category, which is likely to make Sherrod pee blood. --hardvice
      • But we do need more categories! As long as we make sure to sub-categorize things we should be fine (for example, we'd have a main category called "ED tasks" and then have stub, crap, this one, etc. all fall under that). --quasi`DAN 20:06, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Awww shucks

Can't I have a little bit of fun, girlvinyl? Just a widdle? His voice for the entry isn't all that great either, I'm trying to keep things even.


-- That sidebar on the right, a cool section would be "Five newest pages" SchmuckyTheCat 23:35, 29 Dec 2004 (GMT)

  • Hahahahaaaaaaaa. You say that as if all that stuff is auto-generated. Hehe, that's a really good idea! I will get on it and see if we can code something up. ghettofinger is the smart one, I am the pretty one. --girlvinyl 23:44, 29 Dec 2004 (GMT)
    • dude, i thought at least parts of it were dynamic, like the popular articles list. the other thing I was going to suggest was a favicons.gif. i was even going to make one, but i'm lazy and haven't. it'd require a one or two line edit to the global template. SchmuckyTheCat 02:06, 30 Dec 2004 (GMT)
      • Ok, ghettofinger looked into making the right side bar dynamic. It is hard. We will work on it. I know how to make a lot of stuff dynamic, but putting the newest titles is proving difficult. If you made a favicon I would love you forever. We really need one like bad. :] Also, do you have any suggestions for the next "Article of the Week"? It's probably time to put up a new one. --girlvinyl 19:55, 30 Dec 2004 (GMT)
        • Get KH to write up whatever it is that's pissing this Fredonia cunt off. He/she/it might then spontaneously combust and save us the trouble of banning him/her/it.--hardvice 20:06, 30 Dec 2004 (GMT)
          • I already banned her. I will unban her if needed. I have no fucking idea what the hell she is so upset about. Apparently someone died and she saljers made a animated gif about it? And that is like, incredibly crushing to her. Whatev. I don't have time for edit wars wrt stuff like that. Also, the pic is funny. Heh. --girlvinyl 20:15, 30 Dec 2004 (GMT)

[edit] Recent Changes Amnesia

I've noticed that for some reason, from time to time the recent changes log decides to forget an entire day's worth of changes. That's been the case with Jan 4th. What's causing that?

  • Oh man, I am not sure. Let me check it out. If you see it again please let us know. --Ghettofinger 21:39, 8 Jan 2005 (GMT)
    • On a mildly related note, I've noticed that when I try to change the "Show last [x] days" on the "My Watchlist" page, I get "Fatal error: Call to undefined function: floatval() in /var/www/ed/wiki/includes/SpecialWatchlist.php on line 79". Plz advise.--hardvice 00:36, 9 Jan 2005 (GMT)

TESTING

[edit] New Article of the Week?

I vote for User:Quasidan to be the new Article of the Week. --Quasidan the Jew 03:01, 22 Feb 2005 (UTC)

  • HA HA. I didn't see that until just now. I will add you tomorrow, ok? --girlvinyl 21:00, 26 Feb 2005 (UTC)

[edit] banner ad

Is there anyway to actually make the banner link to DreamHost direct? If not, you should remove it. --Q\DAN 06:04, 7 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Milestones!

Passed 1000 -- what about article #1337? Shouldn't that be something special? ;P --Alexjon 00:55, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Here it cums 8#1337=D O: --Alexjon 20:59, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Article of the week

Discussion goes here, not on this talk page. --Banbot talk to Banbot 06:55, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Underscores in Article of the week 

=[[Tender_Crisp_Bacon_Cheddar_Ranch]]=
{{:Tender_Crisp_Bacon_Cheddar_Ranch}}

should be 

=[[Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch]]=
{{:Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch}}

instead.

It looks ugly when link underlining is off right now, because of the underscores. (ie: when people are logged off) ~ Krade 23:12, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] 16-Year-Old-Girl article

This was featured like 3 weeks ago! What gives?


[edit] On Pages

Other Wiki I go to (HRWiki) allows on their pages, allowing for really cool custom sigs. I tried this, and it didn't work. Is there any chance in hell this will get added? --SKUNK 10:39, 5 Nov 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Please to be updating mainpage every now and then

It's like... I'm not the only one with "permission" to do so.. (if there's anything like permission at ED..) ~ Banaan 00:38, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

  • ED is down so often now that I lose track of the current Article of the Day. I think we should go back to doing Articles of the Week, I'm starting to see lots of duped AotDs. ~ Krade hi yo~ 01:56, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Protected

Whereas most of the comments and questions here are not addressing the main page and are therefore completely irrelevant, and

Whereas this talk page is frequently a target for vandals,

It is herewith protected indefinitely.

If you have questions/comments about the main page, ask a sysop. --Jacknstock 17:19, 29 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • You're such a dick, Scott. ~ Banaan 17:45, 29 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • *gasp* PowerWord: IRL Name! I'd Photoshop a quick "ED Nazi" image if I wasn't being so lazy today. Hey, I just noticed, you stole my tilde before the sig! ~ Krade hi yo~ 18:44, 29 Jan 2006 (UTC)
      • Jack N. Stock is my IRL name. Maybe Banana got confused between "Scott" and "Stock." My IRL name could never be Scott Stock. I'd have to kill my parents if they did that to me. John Stone is my other IRL name because in this country we're legally obliged to have at least two IRL names as a protection against fraud. Anyone with less than two names is obviously shady - probably a terrorist or a liberal. --Jacknstock 00:27, 30 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Article of the Day vs. Article of the Week

So yeah, the subject of whether or not we should change back to having Articles of the Week on the frontpage rather than daily articles has been raised in the Top Secret Fortress of the SysOps. What should we do? I vote for a return to Articles of the Week on the grounds that we don't have enough decent articles to change them daily. Plus I'm lazy. --Bastardman 17:28, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] I need help

Please, could you help me rejoin the Wikipedia community? A user named Mike Garcia still bans me from the english wikipedia because he thinks i am impersonating Hephaestos, while I AM the real Hephaestos! Could you help me?

  • I don't think any of the admins' powers expand into TOW's sphere of influence. Or beyond this site, much to their power hungry chargrin. Sorry.--Riboflavin 23:15, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • We use MediaWiki, the same software Wikipedia uses, but that's about it. We don't have any connection to Wikipedia. I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do to help you. ~ User:Krade hi yo~
  • Belated welcome. You should consider it to be an honor to have been banned from Wikipedia. I know that I do. --Blu Aardvark 19:50, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] __NOEDITSECTION__

Someone really should add the __NOEDITSECTION__ code to this page. It will get rid of the little "edit" links that are scattered throughout the various headers of the main page, and in general make it look more professional. --Blu Aardvark 19:48, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Swedish Chef Catchphrase?

Am I the only one seeing some borked formatting all over the place. I saw it happen on TOW earlier...--Riboflavin 04:39, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Correction, the messed up formatting seems to only be happening when I use Firefox. Is this happening to anyone else?--Riboflavin 00:51, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I'm running Firefox 1.07 on Ubuntu 5.10 (Yes, I'm a lunix fanboy, but at least I know what ED is for). I haven't seen any borked formatting myself, but I do get database errors whenever I save a page. --Blu Aardvark 00:58, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Or at least, I was getting database errors. I don't seem to be getting them now.
  • So something is seriously wrong on my end of the...thingy. First I can't do anything here, then ED goes all wonky. Now I'm stuck using IE... and whaddaya know, reinstalling it doesn't work. Fuck--Riboflavin 01:13, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
    • All fixed now. I just forgot to clear my cache after a while. Thanks Blu, and keep on fighting those TOW bastards! I'm rooting for ya!--Riboflavin 01:23, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
      • Having no problems with Mozilla (the Mozilla suite browser) J3ph 42 01:25, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
        • Upon further contemplation, I think it had to do with an extensioin I recently injected. Curse you MOZILLA! and your upgradability too!--Riboflavin 01:36, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hey Internet.

Hello Internet, how are you today?

---Lolzombie 22:47, 19 April 2006 (UTC)

EDIT: Is there no EVIL DEAD article? That makes me mucho sad. D:.


--Lolzombie 22:50, 19 April 2006 (UTC)

Guys, encyclopaedia dramatica is broked for me --Nobody Knows 2 01:43, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

  • If your talking about the search or edit page errors, that is normal and I wish people would STFU about it. Otherwise, I think you broke teh interwebs. --Einsidler 02:49, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
  • ajt + Debian + MySQL = FAIL. ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 10:00, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
    • YOU TAKE THAT BACK@@@12! --Ghettofinger 22:15, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Lost faith in dramatity

I just lost faith in humanity [1], I thought this was another n00b asking the same question they all do until I thought "How could a n00b post in the ed_admins community?" (which I wasn't internet stalking btw) Turns out Flata is an admin, but doesn't come here very often anymore. Sad that someone, especially an admin, could be out of touch with ED enough to not know how many search and page errors we get all the time --Einsidler 10:04, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Dood, she posted that two months ago. She's just not used to incompetence. ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 10:09, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
    • I know, but its just a pity that alot of older members aren't around much. Also, noone had replied so I thought one of people who can might explain it on there if I brought it up here. --Einsidler 10:15, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
      • You're a fucking idiot.--WKD 21:16, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Left the message. --Sheneequa 04:48, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
    • In before permaban!!! --Bastardman 21:09, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Featured Article

Recommendations for next front page article? --Sheneequa 21:05, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

  • You don't have to change it every day, you know. The heading's still "Article of the Week". There aren't really enough articles to have one a day. --Bastardman 21:07, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
    • I know, but I want to get some nominations ahead of time. --Sheneequa 21:11, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

I read this today Taurin Fox and found it hilarious. Samsara 03:54, 21 June 2006 (UTC)f

  • I'm all for it-Ket 03:59, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Yeah but I'm not sure if I want furry porn on the main page. Well, either that or dramouted will be there on the 26th. I found dramouted while going through orphaned pages, and it's A+. --Sheneequa 01:39, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

Adella is there now, while it's current. --Sheneequa 03:01, 22 June 2006 (UTC)


Hey, let's feature MONGO and have GTBacchus tell him on wikipedia. Samsara 01:16, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

  • That would be lol-Ket 01:19, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
    • After Tawnee dies down. --Sheneequa 01:56, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
      • Yeh. We need fresh drama for the post-Tawnee period-Ket 01:57, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Next AoW

I say MONGO-Ket Refill/lol 09:00, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

Or Bureaucratic Fuck-Ket Refill/lol 09:02, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

  • I think MONGO because then we can tell all of wikipedia about it, and have MONGO go apeshit. Bureaucratic Fuck still has much more to be added.Samsara 09:12, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
    • Alright, I'll go with MONGO if we can provoke some angry wikiedit drama-Ket Refill/lol 09:15, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
      • On wikipedia, there's a screenshot of ED's front page. Everybody's socks there need to replace that picture of a tame article with the one with MONGO in it. If we can get it to stay, it will be hillarious. Actually, though, bureaucratic fuck might be even better, but still MONGO is good. Samsara 09:24, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
        • Yes, I'll tell Sheneequa to change the Main Page to either of those two next time-Ket Refill/lol 09:29, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Fuck

RE: MONGO as the article of the week, If you guys keep it up, your site will be banned from wikipedia:

  1. which means I can't link my clever wikipedia templates to this site,
  2. which then means I have to cut and paste all of these clever articles to unencyclopedia,
  3. which (hopefully) will then not be removed from unencyclopedia or wikipedia bans unencyclopedia.

It is obvious MONGO did something on wikipedia to the creator of this site. The bitterness really shines through. Travb 01:08, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

  • They won't. MONGO is up as featured because he had a fit when he found his article here. And he had a fit again. He even banned the person who politely told MONGO on wikipedia about it being up (even when the person said "don't shoot the messenger"). Samsara 01:22, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Travb, I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. --girlvinyl 01:42, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
  • " which (hopefully) will then not be removed from unencyclopedia or wikipedia bans unencyclopedia."
  1. Don't you mean "uncyclopedia"?
  2. What
  3. Don't we have enough templates already? --J3ph 42 01:50, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

Here's how a mean article comes from one person's rant to top 10 ED page:

  1. Prima pisses off Secunda.
  2. Secunda writes mean article on ED (this may be Secunda's first time on ED) about Prima which only Secunda cares about
  3. Prima finds out about it through some Triata either saying LOL U'VE BEEN DRAMOUTED or OMG LOOK AT THESE ASSHOLES ARTIKLE ABOUT U
    1. Sometimes there is no Triata and Prima is just searching Google for their name.
  4. Prima goes to ED and asks for artikle to be rewritten or taken down. Sometimes legal threats are accompanied.
  5. ED lulzes at how people can be offended at their screen name being made fun of.
  6. ED puts mean article on front page for more lulz.
  7. Prima and/or Prima's fan club will then attempt some vandalism before getting bored and realizing noone cares.

--Sheneequa 02:32, 17 July 2006 (UTC)


Wow, MONGO has done more drama than imagined. He's just gone batshit insane. Samsara 23:24, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Remove all shock images.

I, the One Star Bandit, wish for all the shock images, meaning all pictures that would give humans nightmares, removed from all articles. This is some humorous stuff you have on this site, but the research my scientists have done suggest that many, many people are driven away from this place when they first see the unavoidable goatse picture. Removing them all would be good for the website's popularity. Now who agrees?One Star Bandit 23:45, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Ha ha. Forget it. --girlvinyl 00:13, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Why? Why would you want to continue driving away people (who would otherwise read the hilarity) with grotesque images that are not funny, but just annoying, and nightmare-inducing for many? I warn you, the inferior Uncyclopedia might just begin "pwning" you within the next fifty years, only because it doesn't have images like that.One Star Bandit 09:55, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
    • uncyclopedia and ED are completely different sites with a completely different tone and purpose. We are here to catalog the lulz. They do... something else. Shock images are part of the internet, therefor they are here on ED. Some ED'ers over-use them. We're working on that, but it is foolish to think shock images will ever be completely absent from the internet and therefor foolish to ever think they will be completely absent from ED. ==girlvinyl 06:11, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Our usage of shock images makes ED ED-Ket Refill/lol 10:08, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Oh noes, there are gross pictures on the Internets! Won't someone please think of the children? -Ridiculousness 17:55, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
    • I think you guys should do it. Think of how much money you'd save. You'd cut down on 3/4 of the site. The other 1/4 wouldn't be funny anymore because of the dead references. Or you could go for a serious spin...which may be a good april fool's joke. "ED cleans up."-cowboydan
  • Hmm...I see. I see that you are too lazy to revamp the site for the better. This is not Star Wars Galaxies.One Star Bandit 23:37, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
    • I LIEK SHOK. Srsly, shock images can be funny. I wish there was a way of disabling it so we could edit at work, but oh well.--yirimyah ♠ æ 23:47, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] The God of fakers

http://community.livejournal.com/nouglybabies/745085.html 43 and counting fake journals, 43 families' photos ripped off. Drama ahoy, the latest applicant was assumed to be a fake as well and journal deletion followed. If anyone cares about mamadrama, here you go. I'd write an article on cold_still_life but I can't write worth shit and I'm unfunny. Whoazilla 04:00, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] A RAID IS GOING ON AS WE TYPE!

Friends of ED, the members of /b/ have taken the liberty to rape the small, emo forum called www.notcoolclub.com. Someone needs to make an article about this glorious event. I have images related to the before and after shots of the raid. --Skyhawk432 00:13, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Press page

Worth putting a link to ED:PRESS on the front page? fuckface 10:25, 13 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] DID YOU KNOW THAT???

Under the DID YOU KNOW? section, it would be most beneficial to name name it "DID YOU KNOW THAT?!?", then after the questions, state "NOW YOU KNOW." Because we all love Bill Nye the Science Guy, mirite gaiz zombie_bomb 22:15, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Any truth to this...?

[2] Seriously, could these fuckers be somehow tied together? Lord Psycho 01:38, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

== {{threatlevel}}

Needs to be on there somewhere, but Sheneequa's last edit removed it. Tfo 19:25, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Snuff

I have just made a page about Snuff wicht in fac t the article is crap you can help expnading it



[edit] How do you upload pics?

If anyone could tell me, leave it on my talk page. Thanks.

imageshack.us

[edit] Gorean Critism

Hey, you gais should change the main page back to how it was with the article of now as the focus will all the other crapola as sideshows. I got some vouchers for free booze from Coruba today so I'm pretty keen for 13 year old boys but I would rather scroll down to read through the article of now than see a little stub like the lostpedia thing (lulz btw) which is showing now. I dunno, maybe you gais are just playing around with the layout...cos it seems like the doctor hep section is very skinny. Love the site any style. RimRimRim 09:28, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Main page is too wide (all of a sudden)

The new Mark Foley main page is, I suspect, pulling about 1400 pixels in width. Could be my computer/browser; but I doubt it. I will try to debug. Unless I can get someone's attention and they beat me to it.

  • Fixed the chatlog formatting. We need to do something about the gallery though. --Quasidan 02:44, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

...and again. Diabeetus is like a million pixels wide. --Billy 01:10, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

  • It's the ASCII Diabeetus face. I've taken it out until we figure it out. Tfo 01:40, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Lulz

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_dramatica

OLD. -Blargh 20:58, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Wikipedia Counterattacks

Since being linked in The Moar You Know, Wikipedia has taken down its homosexual prostitute price guide:

[3]

I suggest we edit Did You Know to '...that Wikipedia HAD a guide to how much to pay for a male prostitute, until we pointed it out?' and use the link above.

[edit] LOLS

is it okay to vandalize wikipedia XD Alcoa 04:48, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

  • NO. Don't vandalize, kkthnx. Tfo 04:50, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

oh okay reverts all twenty penis image posts on bulgarian revolution Alcoa 04:54, 7 November 2006 (UTC) proceeds to post forty kekek Alcoa 05:36, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

  • While we do not necessarily endorse vandalism of Wikipedia (or any other wiki for that matter), we also will not take action against you if you choose to vandalize Wikipedia, and indeed, some of us have been known to enjoy a good wikirapefest from time to time. Please note, however, that such actions are entirely independent of Encyclopedia Dramatica, or it's purpose to catalogue internet drama and lulz. So yes, it is "okay to vandalize wikipedia", but we will not endorse your decision to do so, although we may point and laugh at either you or the Wikipedophiles, depending on who makes a better lolcow. Hope that answers your question. --Blu Aardvark 05:50, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Article creation challenge

- * so who here can come up with an article of the flame wars over two stupid @$$ games, one is saints row the other is the GTA series? oh and the flame wars i've seen over this are: that saints row is a cheap knock off yadayada etc. then it goes on to saying how the next GTA will pawnzer everyone, and how saints row is teh gay because it glitches, then suddenly legions of rockstar fan boys attack and say that GTA FOREVAR!!!11, saints row fans respond with omg but it has ragdoll physics 111! omg like less chorelike missions!!11. you can find mini flame wars like this on youtube.com on the comments section for any video having to do with any of the previously said games.these comments though are hard to find so yeah, happy hunting to anyone intrested Alcoa 06:11, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Add "VIDEO OF THE NOW"

Guys, we must start a new section with "video of the now", for the first video, I propose we play this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nq88v-nFyd4.

another suggestion: http://youtube.com/watch?v=QtO-AgPP5O4 (nigga stole my bike)

  • Seems we missed this request, but we just started a Video of the Now section. I'll schedule these starting on the 9th, although they may get moved around if moar lol or relevant vids appear first. --Blu Aardvark 05:38, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
    • Strike that. Both of those videos are made of fail and AIDS. --Blu Aardvark 05:48, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Why arent the pics working?

,(

Tear - JohnnyWalker1234

haxored?


Because it's Hanukkah and -liitle known fact- all images are Jewish.--Is It Cos I Is Black? 18:51, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

when are the pictures going to work again?

seriously what the fuck is going on? is anyone doing anything about this? it's been like a hundred years, quit jacking off and fix the fucking pictures.

I would assume that the hits for this site have decreased dramatically since the pictures stopped working. I miss the lulz and I'm sure everyone else does too.

  • =(
  • None of the articles are funny without pictures.
  • Shut up you fucking Jewish gutter slime --Blargh

Hey look at that, the pictures finally fucking work. Praise Christ.

Praise Allah! - -JohnnyWalker1234

[edit] What's with Unfunny News?

When I go to ED, I don't want to see unfunny shit, I want to see lulz. I want to be linked to the lulz in the news. Not unfunny news. Lulzy news.

Not that difficult a concept people. Her schism 06:49, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifFish & MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 03:37, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] --->>> YouTube crusades <<<---

Plan:

1. Gather followers.

2. Go en'masse to YouTube.

3. Rate everything a 1, we'll start with PeppermintPatti(?) and spread out from there.

4. Mark all comments as spam.

Post your name on my page so I know who's with me or spam it up and show me you opinion.

The tyranny of crap videos has gone on long enough. Begin the purge.

CAF51 20:27, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

  • After mulling it over for a bit, I could not think of a witty comeback. So I will go with the simple comeback. You're a faggot. --Sheneequa • Talk 05:50, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • After failing at the usual recourses, please bring more of your personal vendettas to ED. We welcome them, honestly. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me.
  • After rofling heartily, the /b/tard gets to say "ED IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY!!!one" Also, COCKS.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifFish & MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 03:42, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] interesting news article for lulzy news?

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/01/us/01predator.html?_r=1&hp&ex=1170306000&en=769282e2b13cb44d&ei=5094&partner=homepage&oref=slogin


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21506827-2,00.html Jesus drinks Coke, Coke says DO NOT WANT

[edit] Previous Youtubes of the Now

Is there anyway we could keep a history of youtube of the nows, for lulz archiving? I was hoping to find a link to the 9/11 video posted, and couldn't find it via youtube.--Melonhead901 23:29, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

I found it... but it was much youtube searching... [4]

I agree, I got much lulz from the jewtubes. Plz histore them. TumbleDry 16:42, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

  • I apologize for not noticing this request earlier. We already have an archive of all past feature vids at ED:VID (and it's easily accessible via the main page). --Blu Aardvark 06:09, 8 March 2007 (UTC)


[edit] YOU GUYS FAIL ON MANY EPIC LEVELS OF FAIL SO GET THE FUCK OVER HERE

The 4chan meme articles are a DISGRACE. We're missing SO many. Anonymous, Bel-Air, Mordor, and YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG weren't even on the 4chan template.

I've created the following 4chan meme articles:

I plan to create/have someone create:

Oh sorry I wasn't aware that we are fucking 4chanpedia. --Sheneequa • Talk 01:41, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] HOLY SHIT ED IS DYING?

WTF. Srsly, WTF. Is ED really dying? This sounds suspect. Like, Scientology suspect.

[edit] ED:REMOVE

I stuck this shit on teh front for dipshit motherfuckers. Spam it any place that needs it. -- The Finn 07:39, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPx266rGw3E

Ultimate fail... and plenty of pitylulz. --Shleed 19:36, 7 April

[edit] raids on thebibleforum.com

[thebibleforum.com]

NAO? --Getalifebud 15:25, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

ED...NOT...PERSONAL etc. Gb2 i fgt!


--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifFish & MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 03:52, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] AOTN Pic?

Can there be a pic up for Brother Micha's Article of the Now? The quote works well, but people OTI react better to pretty pix! -Cirrus 08:28, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] This guy laughs at crippled people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXf3wx5nPXU&feature=related Verily.

[edit] Nickolaus is contacting all the victims of Encyclopedia Dramatica for a book exposing the pain ED inflicts!

I might put an anthology together of all the entries that would stand out with this blog too dealing with other writers and dealing with the blogtards that are out there and this would be the assholes behind Encyclopeda Dramatica. "Free publicity" bull shit -- that's not free publicity. The fact they would be willing to link the pirated copy of the book from that site will be the thing that will be grounds to destroy the people behind that site once and for all. I am tempted to publish stories by people who have had bad dealings with that site, not talking types who write slash and that shit -- I am looking for the real people who have their horror stories to tell about that site and how they ruined their life. This is the only way I can really follow up this book is to run a true story anthology by people who've been harassed by that site. I am encouraging you all to come forward. If you have LiveJournal entries you've written that are at least five pages in length that would have your horror stories with this site, I will have an e-mail address set up for this. I am doing this book more as PSA how these kind of sites can do damnage that can't be fixed.

Posted by Nickolaus Pacione @ 4:59 PM

[edit] More deviantartlets

The snapesnogger clones never end!

www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ryoukitten

Seems she may have quit the internets with no updates and very infrequent visits to her own DA. Thank god for ED...

== NIGGER PRIDE WORLDWIDE ==


On the subject of Deviantartlets, http://adamndirtyshame.deviantart.com/ Take a look at his Gallery he might have some Lulz potential if he's provoked.

FurBeater 22:33, 29 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] HOLY SHIT NIGGERTITS IS OFFLINE AMIRITE?

That front page... ಠ_ಠ --F4 17:50, 6 December 2007 (CST)

OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY HOMECHAN--F4 05:02, 7 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Daxflame is quitting youtube again

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JxZjL1E2oEY *kas 17:06, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] A call to arms, a call to lulz!

My fellow Dramataicans,

I am in need of your aid.

No, don't worry, it'll be worth your time.

For basic info, check out the Meyshi article. Or, if you'd rather get the long version, click here to read a .doc file.

To summarise: Meyshi is a bad!fic writer, emo, crybaby, self-obsessed fanbrat who threw a hissyfit when the good sporkers at Deleterius tore her shit to shreds and trolled the community with all of her "friends" to back her up. She cast the first stone. We intend to throw a grenade back at her.

The whole situation is very lulzy. You can make it even moreso by trolling her FanFiction.Net account and all the stories therein. This bitch doesn't know when to take a hint. We need to break her spirit so she'll leave the Deleterians alone.

It'll be fun at the very least. She's known for going absolutely batshit over her stupid Marty-Stu should you have the audacity to taunt him.

Any thoughts?

-Snuffy Livingston 19:44, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

ED IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY! LURK MOAR!!!111!DC--Jfyiadch 22:35, 18 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] For Did you Know?

Okay. So... today, on this day in History, The Wapanese Capital of the World, Japan, was pwnt by the US when Hiroshima and 80,000 residents were perma-banned from life.

Yes? No? Maybe?

[edit] New Article

Hello, Isnt there a place where we can notify ED of new articles so that they get featured on the Mainpage? See new article jihadunspun.com

[edit] Larroquette & Pinchot Meme

There should be an article here about the Larroquette and Pinchot crap over on /tv/ and how "anon sage" always ruins the threads. Worthy of lulz.

[edit] How do you upload pics?

If anyone could tell me, leave it on my talk page. Thanks.

imageshack.us

[edit] Gorean Critism

Hey, you gais should change the main page back to how it was with the article of now as the focus will all the other crapola as sideshows. I got some vouchers for free booze from Coruba today so I'm pretty keen for 13 year old boys but I would rather scroll down to read through the article of now than see a little stub like the lostpedia thing (lulz btw) which is showing now. I dunno, maybe you gais are just playing around with the layout...cos it seems like the doctor hep section is very skinny. Love the site any style. RimRimRim 09:28, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Main page is too wide (all of a sudden)

The new Mark Foley main page is, I suspect, pulling about 1400 pixels in width. Could be my computer/browser; but I doubt it. I will try to debug. Unless I can get someone's attention and they beat me to it.

  • Fixed the chatlog formatting. We need to do something about the gallery though. --Quasidan 02:44, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

...and again. Diabeetus is like a million pixels wide. --Billy 01:10, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

  • It's the ASCII Diabeetus face. I've taken it out until we figure it out. Tfo 01:40, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Lulz

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_dramatica

OLD. -Blargh 20:58, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

  • It got deleted. Wikifags. I'm gonna go vandalize some of their shit.--Macdaddy5539 03:32, 17 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Wikipedia Counterattacks

Since being linked in The Moar You Know, Wikipedia has taken down its homosexual prostitute price guide:

[5]

I suggest we edit Did You Know to '...that Wikipedia HAD a guide to how much to pay for a male prostitute, until we pointed it out?' and use the link above.

[edit] LOLS

is it okay to vandalize wikipedia XD Alcoa 04:48, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

  • NO. Don't vandalize, kkthnx. Tfo 04:50, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

oh okay reverts all twenty penis image posts on bulgarian revolution Alcoa 04:54, 7 November 2006 (UTC) proceeds to post forty kekek Alcoa 05:36, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

  • While we do not necessarily endorse vandalism of Wikipedia (or any other wiki for that matter), we also will not take action against you if you choose to vandalize Wikipedia, and indeed, some of us have been known to enjoy a good wikirapefest from time to time. Please note, however, that such actions are entirely independent of Encyclopedia Dramatica, or it's purpose to catalogue internet drama and lulz. So yes, it is "okay to vandalize wikipedia", but we will not endorse your decision to do so, although we may point and laugh at either you or the Wikipedophiles, depending on who makes a better lolcow. Hope that answers your question. --Blu Aardvark 05:50, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Article creation challenge

- * so who here can come up with an article of the flame wars over two stupid @$$ games, one is saints row the other is the GTA series? oh and the flame wars i've seen over this are: that saints row is a cheap knock off yadayada etc. then it goes on to saying how the next GTA will pawnzer everyone, and how saints row is teh gay because it glitches, then suddenly legions of rockstar fan boys attack and say that GTA FOREVAR!!!11, saints row fans respond with omg but it has ragdoll physics 111! omg like less chorelike missions!!11. you can find mini flame wars like this on youtube.com on the comments section for any video having to do with any of the previously said games.these comments though are hard to find so yeah, happy hunting to anyone intrested Alcoa 06:11, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Add "VIDEO OF THE NOW"

Guys, we must start a new section with "video of the now", for the first video, I propose we play this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nq88v-nFyd4.

another suggestion: http://youtube.com/watch?v=QtO-AgPP5O4 (nigga stole my bike)

  • Seems we missed this request, but we just started a Video of the Now section. I'll schedule these starting on the 9th, although they may get moved around if moar lol or relevant vids appear first. --Blu Aardvark 05:38, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
    • Strike that. Both of those videos are made of fail and AIDS. --Blu Aardvark 05:48, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Why arent the pics working?

,(

Tear - JohnnyWalker1234

haxored?


Because it's Hanukkah and -liitle known fact- all images are Jewish.--Is It Cos I Is Black? 18:51, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

when are the pictures going to work again?

seriously what the fuck is going on? is anyone doing anything about this? it's been like a hundred years, quit jacking off and fix the fucking pictures.

I would assume that the hits for this site have decreased dramatically since the pictures stopped working. I miss the lulz and I'm sure everyone else does too.

  • =(
  • None of the articles are funny without pictures.
  • Shut up you fucking Jewish gutter slime --Blargh

Hey look at that, the pictures finally fucking work. Praise Christ.

Praise Allah! - -JohnnyWalker1234

[edit] What's with Unfunny News?

When I go to ED, I don't want to see unfunny shit, I want to see lulz. I want to be linked to the lulz in the news. Not unfunny news. Lulzy news.

Not that difficult a concept people. Her schism 06:49, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifFish & MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 03:37, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] --->>> YouTube crusades <<<---

Plan:

1. Gather followers.

2. Go en'masse to YouTube.

3. Rate everything a 1, we'll start with PeppermintPatti(?) and spread out from there.

4. Mark all comments as spam.

Post your name on my page so I know who's with me or spam it up and show me you opinion.

The tyranny of crap videos has gone on long enough. Begin the purge.

CAF51 20:27, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

  • After mulling it over for a bit, I could not think of a witty comeback. So I will go with the simple comeback. You're a faggot. --Sheneequa • Talk 05:50, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • After failing at the usual recourses, please bring more of your personal vendettas to ED. We welcome them, honestly. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me.
  • After rofling heartily, the /b/tard gets to say "ED IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY!!!one" Also, COCKS.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifFish & MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 03:42, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] interesting news article for lulzy news?

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/01/us/01predator.html?_r=1&hp&ex=1170306000&en=769282e2b13cb44d&ei=5094&partner=homepage&oref=slogin


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21506827-2,00.html Jesus drinks Coke, Coke says DO NOT WANT

[edit] Previous Youtubes of the Now

Is there anyway we could keep a history of youtube of the nows, for lulz archiving? I was hoping to find a link to the 9/11 video posted, and couldn't find it via youtube.--Melonhead901 23:29, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

I found it... but it was much youtube searching... [6]

I agree, I got much lulz from the jewtubes. Plz histore them. TumbleDry 16:42, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

  • I apologize for not noticing this request earlier. We already have an archive of all past feature vids at ED:VID (and it's easily accessible via the main page). --Blu Aardvark 06:09, 8 March 2007 (UTC)


[edit] YOU GUYS FAIL ON MANY EPIC LEVELS OF FAIL SO GET THE FUCK OVER HERE

The 4chan meme articles are a DISGRACE. We're missing SO many. Anonymous, Bel-Air, Mordor, and YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG weren't even on the 4chan template.

I've created the following 4chan meme articles:

I plan to create/have someone create:

Oh sorry I wasn't aware that we are fucking 4chanpedia. --Sheneequa • Talk 01:41, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

  • We really don't need some of those. Why should we have an article for OH SHI- when we already have shit. Seriouslyimage:Flag_ro.gifNinjaimage:Flag_ro.gif 09:09, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
    • OH SHI- is related to the divide by zero meme. shit is simply fecal matter. The two are entirely different things, hence, yes, we do need to cover them in separate pages. However, we don't really need new articles. OH SHI- would work well as a simple redirect to divide by zero, and shit redirects to crap. --10:37, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
  • I thought it was "shooped", not "shopped"? Scuttlebutt 13:45, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
    • GTFO newfag. Also "I'm going to post this picture every day until you like it" is not a meme. Skuld 10:22, 22 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] HOLY SHIT ED IS DYING?

WTF. Srsly, WTF. Is ED really dying? This sounds suspect. Like, Scientology suspect.

[edit] ED:REMOVE

I stuck this shit on teh front for dipshit motherfuckers. Spam it any place that needs it. -- The Finn 07:39, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPx266rGw3E

Ultimate fail... and plenty of pitylulz. --Shleed 19:36, 7 April

[edit] raids on thebibleforum.com

[thebibleforum.com]

NAO? --Getalifebud 15:25, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

ED...NOT...PERSONAL etc. Gb2 i fgt!


--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifFish & MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 03:52, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] AOTN Pic?

Can there be a pic up for Brother Micha's Article of the Now? The quote works well, but people OTI react better to pretty pix! -Cirrus 08:28, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ED Is Back

Less Dying is a good thing. --NeoLobster 19:13, 10 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Is this the next source of lulz

I have no idea but thi