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Main Page/Ideas and Main Page/April 1, 2007--QuitRAAAAAAAAPE or I'll use these your whining 21:19, 28 October 2007 (CDT)

WHO EDITED my soon-to-be article???????? I have exams so i cant re-write it any soon Thank you very much my friend

Mori did it
Mori did it

An underage b& /b/tard hero?

http://www.bthsnews.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=522&Itemid=89

http://hs.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666188971

http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5898787799

I couldn't find much more on Roger Sriprasad but this:

http://www.deathnoteonline.com/page496

http://hs.facebook.com/wall.php?id=2243956166&page=2&hash=eee3af1a8754a4d53b490656b98922b8

http://hs.facebook.com/minifeed.php?filter=11&id=666188971 

- Malomeat 19:05, 15 November 2007 (CST)

Meier Goes EPIC!

Today Nov. 19, 2007 the Meiers appeared on NBC's today show. The Meiers hugbox has reached a national stage. It is reported that they have taken up b's wishes and vowed to never forget. It was reported that in the aftermath over 9000 people died in fits on angst as at least 100 Waaaambulances were called to the scene of the drama.

Rule 5: Nevar Forget!-- DC--Jfyiadch 09:49, 19 November 2007 (CST)


Cool new front Page

now lets get those gay ass YouTubes of now updated. We haven't had a new one in soooo long. It just keeps cycling through Sdjbass 11:35, 19 November 2007 (CST)

  • I wouldn't have pushed the new main page design live had I note updated youtube of the now. In other words, it isn't cycling through. In fact, I changed the entire way the template works, so there is no such "cycling" at all, anymore. Dumbass.--13:55, 19 November 2007 (CST)
  • yeah, I noticed it after i wrote this. thanks! Sdjbass 02:33, 20 November 2007 (CST)


How is 200px-Sticks_and_Stones_by_Kamatari_Fan Funny? It's not, just gay-bashing for no reason

For real, this site is funny but there's no real reason to post pics like that which do nothing but make light of young gay kids getting made fun of. (There's a lot of other homophobic shit on here - e.g. how the gay article mostly makes fun of gay people, yet the heterosexual article mostly defines straight people as not-gay, then goes on to make fun of gay people/stereotypes). I have no problem with making fun of basically everything, but it should be done equally. And about things that are somewhat funny. —The preceding comment was added by NorthernLad79, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW --Bruce 20:18, 25 November 2007 (CST)
    • You see, what this user is so concisely stating is that it is much more efficient to make fun of an oversensitive minority as they are what is called a "soft target." I mean, homophobics are retards, but, realistically it's much harder to make a retard feel ashamed for conforming to social norms than it is to make a mental-defective feel useless for having what amounts to a genetic hard error. - §a¡n† S¡†hney 21:26, 13 December 2007 (CST)
  • Thou hast forgotten to leave thine mark. 'Tis four scrolls, not alchemy! - Serious Cat 20:21, 25 November 2007 (CST)
  • HAI. As one the the gay/bi/lesbian ops, I have to say, of course it is offensive. We put wtf images up in Picture of the Now for a variety of reasons, not because we actually agree with it. And if you want to improve Hetero, be my guest. TfoTalk to meListen to me. 21:06, 25 November 2007 (CST)
  • Oh, that's what it meant? I'm sorry. I thought it was just a sample of her lulzy attention whoring, self defeating, traced art. The fact that it had anything to do with homosexuality is because that's what she drew. ED isn't responsible for that, ED just presents the lulz as they are. I must've not been looking at the hidden meaning or huge conspiracy behind all this. --Falsion 09:45, 26 November 2007 (CST)
  • In fact, if it offends you so much, maybe you should go tell Kamatari-Fan how you feel about her drawing such a thing. Leave a comment on her DA about it and while you're at it, be sure to tell her that she misspelled "Katamari." --Falsion 09:48, 26 November 2007 (CST)

ED hater Stamps

http://xx-jinx-xx.deviantart.com/art/Anti-ED-Stamp-70846402 Every once in a while these pop-up, it seems the people who make them don't seem get it--LongLiveRock 19:35, 5 December 2007 (CST)
holy shit, the creator is a furfag. let's troll the hell out of them. Acimatard 01:05, 14 April 2008 (CDT)

The Incredible Shrinking Web Browser

Jesus... Every single page in this place grew to three times its usual size all of a sudden... Is this a normal holiday occurence, or is this a new thing just because? ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 05:48, 6 December 2007 (CST)

  • Could anyone please fix that. This shitty look is simply annoying. Also, what's with the ":D" on the top of every page? Gamesadict Talk to me 13:02, 6 December 2007 (CST)
    • The problem seems to have been fixed. Thanks to whomever did that. ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 04:47, 7 December 2007 (CST)

ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA + TEH VESTIBULE + UNCYCLOPEDIA = DA MEGATON

Hmmm... Just think of the possibilities. If the three were to join forces, nothing would stop them...

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

http://boards.ign.com/teh_vestibule/b5296/p1

  • Sorry, but no. --Blu Aardvark 07:39, 6 December 2007 (CST)
    • This better be a troll image:Flag_ro.gifNinjaimage:Flag_ro.gif 13:53, 7 December 2007 (CST)

ZOMG!!!1! File upload broken?

Hey, apparently there's a problem with Firefox (latest stable, Linux and Win32 with a ton of extensions that I can't be arsed to go through one-by-one) and uploading files. No matter what image I try to upload, I always get a "The file has no extension (like ".jpg")" error. Well, the extension is fine, .jpeg doesn't work either and the file header looks okay. The image renders fine, obviously. This may just be some faggotry on my end but I thought I'd mention it anyway. Brbchurch 17:26, 7 December 2007 (CST)

  • I'm pretty sure that your problem is that your client sucks. --Blu Aardvark 22:46, 7 December 2007 (CST)
    • I know this is over 100 years old and nobody cares but I finally had time to figure out that it was indeed one of my fucking extensions causing this. My bad. If you'll excuse me, I'll go drink some eggnog and punch some babies or something. Oh, and happy Holidays, faggots. Brbchurch 11:55, 23 December 2007 (CST)

Youtube of the Now

check this out for youtube of the fuckin now!

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/4582 —The preceding comment was added by Jonesy, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • First, you obviously can't read, or else you would have paid attention to the notice at the top of this page. Second, we can currently only embed youtube videos. Meaning, unless the video is ACTUALLY ON YOUTUBE, we can't make it YOTN. If it's interesting enough, we might consider listing it as an "Additional Featured Media". In future, Video of the Now queries and suggestions should be taken to the talk page of ED:VID. --Blu Aardvark 23:12, 8 December 2007 (CST)

Can't upload

I'm trying to upload a file but whenever I do it says "The file has no extension (like ".jpg").", of course it does. Both in the "Destination Filename" and "Source Filename" it ends in .jpg and is a .jpg. What's wrong? --I am unfunny sry 20:25, 9 December 2007 (CST)

  • Delete system32 then restart. --Sheneequa • Talk 21:55, 9 December 2007 (CST)
    • Someone above reported a similar problem. Using Firefux. Try IE, or consider removing extensions that you don't need. --Blu Aardvark 22:15, 9 December 2007 (CST)

Liberapedia

Look what they have to say about this wiki [1] Tonydog 03:57, 11 December 2007 (CST)

  • Noone cares. --Blu Aardvark 03:59, 11 December 2007 (CST)
  • Who cares? They're probably all gay leftard atheists anyway-Ketthe KangaJewSodomy plz 04:05, 11 December 2007 (CST)
    • You appear to be right. --Blu Aardvark 04:09, 11 December 2007 (CST)
 
“ 		 
Gayness is a perfectly natural sexual orientation, wherein a man loves a man or a woman loves a woman. Many animals have been shown to have homosexual tendancies, so the religious argument of it not being "natural" makes no sense.

Most conservatives enjoying degrading innocent gays by throwing things at them or calling them faggots , because as we can see from the scandals in the Republican party, they are repressed.

This can cause a problem for the Englishman in the US, as in Britain, a fag is a cigarette. There is nothing strange about “Sucking on a Fag”
 

„
 

—Liberapedia

    • Er, actually, I think this has to be a parody work: --Blu Aardvark 04:11, 11 December 2007 (CST)
 
“ 		 
The American Civil War was a war between the good, real American, pattriotic, democratic, North, and the evil, racist, conservative, dark empire of the South.
  		„
 

—Liberapedia

      • I don't see how it can't be. Hitting Random page produces many amusing tidbits-Ketthe KangaJewSodomy plz 04:17, 11 December 2007 (CST)

HA HA, OH WOW

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=4347765&blogID=67710604&Mytoken=5417A8CD-6705-4ECF-BDC95FC661F33CE01687378843 Just putting this out there.--Tastycaketrap 21:32, 15 December 2007 (CST)

Anti-ED if anyone is interested

I have found the link, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/anti_ed/ But looks like there might be some very minor lulz, or someone already found it --Mrlulzmobile 12:23, 25 December 2007 (CST)

Picture of the Now

I was taken aback to see a picture that I uploaded on the main page. It's not a picture of me though. Honest! I found it on a site for gay fat men who like to fuck each other. That's not my sexual orientation, either... so why the fuck I was using that website we will never know.--ByAppointmentTo 19:51, 1 January 2008 (CST)
I was taken aback to see a picture that I uploaded on the main page. It's not a picture of me though. Honest! I found it on a site for gay fat men who like to fuck each other. That's not my sexual orientation, either... so why the fuck I was using that website we will never know.--ByAppointmentTo 19:51, 1 January 2008 (CST)

jewtube of the now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LauaI21uFgY card crusher/zoom asian/ rude dude/ fuck you, new meme. Anonymous1138


"ED IS SLOW" YOU SAY? YEAH WE KNOW. QUIT WHINING. ED NEEDS MOAR BANDWIDTH. TIME TO HELP!

IF ONLY THERE WAS THE PAYPAL Tom Complex 16:44, 4 January 2008 (CST)

  • Sadly, as I understand it, those silly sausages at Paypal don't agree with our choice of content and have decided that we can't use their fine service. Is the problem that you don't want to use a credit card or that you use Palpal in leui of a credit card online? White•Mystery

I use PayPal instead of a credit card Tom Complex 11:04, 5 January 2008 (CST)

Maybe our fearless leader or a trusted minion could set up a super sekrit paypal account? I'd kick in 5 or 10 bux... I'm going bankrupt anyway, lol. Jinglelulz 11:15, 5 January 2008 (CST)

I can throw $25 to ED when I get payed next week. --Syraxis 14:57, 5 January 2008 (CST)

  • I don't have any new info on being able to go through Paypal right now, but if anything comes up you guys will be the first to find out. I'll put your names down to contact if that ever becomes available again. It's very much appreciated :)White•Mystery

I donated $10 just now, had to pay a few bills (internet and such), I'll donate the other $15 next week. --Syraxis 11:42, 20 January 2008 (CST)

hi scores website

http://www.spreekillers.org/

Well....

I assume there's no article of the now for the 21st? Fucking pussies.... Chronus Valtiel 04:57, 21 January 2008 (CST)

Cat pics

What's with all cat pictures? Maybe it's because I'm a dog person, but I don't think cats are funny. In fact, my parents raised me to think that cats were evil. As I grew up, I started to go on "cat hunts" with my dog. I understand that passions can run hot in discussions such as these, so I won't go into the details of how those hunts ended.--Ecuador 03:44, 27 January 2008 (CST)

SL Faggotry

Sup, guys, I'm watching a show on BBC 2 right now about Second Life users and how badly they fucking fail (it's part of BBC 2's "Wonderland" series about sick fucks and weirdos...last week's episode was entitled "The Man Who Eats Badgers". I shit you not). I can't record it right now but I was wondering if an EDiot Britfag like myself, but with the correct software, may be able to record/download it when it winds up on BBC.co.uk's iPlayer (www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer) and up clips of it for ED- it'll be online for 7 days. Serious lulz are being had by me and my housemates at these tools, much drama is being documented practically for us by Auntie Beeb. At this moment, some bitch is talking about living her SL life as an avatar of MegaTokyo proportions in term of lies and general inaccuracy. Kind of funny, actually, how, given how shit the graphics are on SL, the BBC have managed to film some pretty fantastic machinima with it. I'd put this on the SL talk page, but this is obviously more likely to be noticed here given there may be a 7-day limit here if anyone wants to give this a shot. Cheers, pip-pip, tally-ho, etc. --L T Dangerous 16:07, 30 January 2008 (CST)

Hey @all you ED and 4CHAN Warriors!!1 Go to YouTube and troll demonique666´s channel!

What happened to the nigger article? Since when is ED politically correct?

The Moar You Know

Please, PLEASE someone update that. It's been the same shit for the past two weeks.

--Rage 00:10, 6 February 2008 (CST)

Sorry Day

I'm not sure who chooses articles on the front page, but I've created an article relevant to todays date.

Sorry Day

Edit it if you wish, I wrote it in a rush.

13th of Feb Here is Sorry Day for Australia, just crap about Australian Aboriginies Ect.

Thanks.

School SHooting

DEKALB ILLINOIS! ALL CAPS !!!!!! Seven points. Create article now!

Where Rick Astley go?

Is there any way to view the old Video of the now's? I need to PornRoll some lulz killers. --Thinmatzo 21:51, 21 February 2008 (CST)

Good new articles

We need some actually new articles for that. Dianoga 00:22, 26 February 2008 (CST)

Hey.

The Church of Scientology wishes to remark that "u suk diks". Jimbobbowilly 20:35, 29 February 2008 (CST)

  • That, my friend, is a badge of honor. White•Mystery
    • Ah, but is it really? Wouldn't be better to have a Great Shitty Warr of Text explaining that criticizing them is tantamount to committing the Holocaust? That this would surely have more lulz? Jimbobbowilly 20:48, 29 February 2008 (CST)

Old Negro Space Program

I almost cried with laughter. Highly recommended for JewTube of the now.

"IT SURE IS FUCKING COLD UP HERE. SPACE IS ONE COLD MOTHERFUCKER."

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week. Leam 21:51, 5 March 2008 (CST)

Hey, what would it take for me to become an ED admin?

I've been around a long while, and created 10+ articles, and make plenty of edits. You willing to give me the sysop power?--ByAppointmentTo 14:53, 6 March 2008 (CST)

  • The admins might let you be a sysop if other ones leave, or if there is a grave need for moar sysops. HedgeJew 15:03, 6 March 2008 (CST)
Hey HedgeJew, you should be a sysop - you and I should become new sysops without any beaurocratic rules. I gather that you're not a sysop currently. Anyway, if OldDirtyBtard has his computer fucked up, we need moar sysops.--ByAppointmentTo 15:16, 6 March 2008 (CST)
  • Me, sysop? I'm too nice, IRL. Besides, I'm a Sonicfag (which technically makes me a furry) and don't really have the mindset. I'm happy just reverting vandalism without the responsibilities of a sysop. HedgeJew 18:52, 6 March 2008 (CST)
  • Haha I'd like to think I'm nice. I try to be the nice sysop when possible but sometimes it gets to you. If you guys want the real deal, sysops are picked from a pool of people who stand out on the site based on their talents corresponding with what the sysop team currently needs. White•Mystery
  • Taking a shit on Jimbo Wales' chest will get you fast tracked to sysophood. ~ CATS 15:19, 6 March 2008 (CST)

This was just seen on Wikipedia Review

Encyclopedia Dramatica page on Wikipedia recreated--then promptly deleted

omgz!!

Anonymous has it's own wiki article --One With The Lulz 04:15, 7 March 2008 (CST)

  • I wonder how long it will stay up before its vandalized into the ground. HedgeJew 05:42, 7 March 2008 (CST)

ZOMG teh drama

[2] ROFL Kaiju2 08:27, 8 March 2008 (CST)

Don't know if this belongs here but...

I'm glad ED got rid of the porn-based ads on the left side. You don't know how paranoid I was of clicking those...mostly for fear of getting bad warez on my computer. HedgeJew 15:23, 8 March 2008 (CST)

it would have been lulzy though if it did. --One With The Lulz 16:27, 8 March 2008 (CST)

Geert Wilders

Since the TJC is locked, I would like help from EDiots who can help add lulz and images to this article. Seeing him mixed with some memes would be good.--ByAppointmentTo 17:28, 8 March 2008 (CST)

Mou/Moui(?) Ad

I don't know if this is a problem with anyone else, but on more than one ocassion, when that Mou ad fades over an article, my firefox crashes. It's only happened to me with this advert. Has it been happening to anyone else? What's going on?LoliHAETpizza 14:30, 10 March 2008 (CDT)

Yeah some shit advert did that to me too. I advise the faggots who made it to GTFO of my ED.--ByAppointmentTo 14:49, 20 March 2008 (CDT)

Ugliest Girl Ever (photoshops appreciated)

http://s250.photobucket.com/albums/gg279/Re4natic/?action=view&current=1205779542897.jpg

Is that even a girl?--ByAppointmentTo 12:11, 19 March 2008 (CDT)

Forgive me for looking like a newfag

But, what's the name of the meme that involves the round yellow face? You know the one I mean.--ByAppointmentTo 12:10, 19 March 2008 (CDT)

the chawklit rayne one. --One With The Lulz 23:12, 19 March 2008 (CDT)
Added pic of meme. But what do the internets call it?--ByAppointmentTo 07:34, 23 March 2008 (CDT)
Lulzy --One With The Lulz 13:24, 23 March 2008 (CDT)
This smilie is known as "awesome" where I come from. It's from a game or something, not sure. It has an entire section dedicated to it on jj.am. If anyone could give me the source on this thing I'd be grateful. --PotNoodle 18:45, 25 March 2008 (GMT, can't be bothered to convert to CDT)

Gordon Brown - I can't edit it

Gordon Brown and his rent boy, President of France Nicholas Sarkozy, caught embracing in one last kiss outside Number 10 after a night of hawt buttsecks.
Gordon Brown and his rent boy, President of France Nicholas Sarkozy, caught embracing in one last kiss outside Number 10 after a night of hawt buttsecks.

I was going to add this image for the lulz. It is fail not being able to add it. Could OldDirtyBtard or anyone else resolve this?--ByAppointmentTo 13:43, 20 March 2008 (CDT)

Go To Town

Seriously, I was sorely dissapointed that there is no article for this abomination. I would make an article myself, but frankly, I'm fuckin' lazy. --ZNA 19:04, 24 March 2008 (CDT)

WetRabbit Article of the Now

Apologies in advance for being a newfag, but why is the article on WetRabbit featured as Article of the Now? I thought the guy was old news. --PotNoodle 18:58, 25 March 2008 (GMT)

Someone should do this

Site about people who belive in pokemon???

Dont know if its been done yet, seems epic.

http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=444

"Hackers attack epileptic forum and make sufferers convulse"

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=edit&section=41

Make it so. ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 11:32, 30 March 2008 (CDT)

Epilepsy_Foundation And what exactly are you wanting made so? - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 11:36, 30 March 2008 (CDT)

Um... Make it a page? I dunno. I thought it was worth a laugh. Sorry. ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 04:25, 31 March 2008 (CDT)

OldDirtyBtard drahmaz

Heya, the page history for 4chan is still over at Ballsmongler. WhiteMystery could have just deleted the 4chan page, moved Ballsmongler to 4chan, and then restored the whole thing. — OldDirtyBtard went mad and moved 4chan to Ballsmongler, then got desysoped. 19:36, 31 March 2008 (CDT)

  • you're an idiot and you don't know what you're doing. Learn to wiki.--yirimyah ♠ æ 02:35, 13 April 2008 (CDT)

lol wut

wat?
wat?

Olympic Torch

This article needs to be made nao. There is a plan to extinguish it, tomorrow, in London.--ByAppointmentTo 11:42, 5 April 2008 (CDT)

YOU ARE != YOUR

Would somebody please fix the fucking caption on the front page under the pokemon image? YOU'RE is not the same as YOUR. It means YOU ARE. Get a fucking fifth grade education plox. --Afreakinninja 20:31, 8 April 2008 (CDT)

  • Oh my, it couldn't have been on purpose, that simply isn't possible. White•Mystery

Question

Can we change the current featured videos? They have been there for longer than they were relevant. - Zaphod 10:20pm, 09 May 2008

  • Sure, recommendations? Also your datestamp is broken --yirimyah ♠ æ 02:34, 13 April 2008 (CDT)
  • Why not bring back The Youtube of the now to the front page?

--Zaphod 18:14, 13 April 2008

I dunno if anyone noticed, but...

"Basher the Basilisk", an article formerly under "articles that need your help" was baleeted, but was not removed from that section. Someone should really do that. HedgeJew 10:20, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

This might be a dumb question, but to actually delete an article instead of blank it doesn't some one need to some sort of sysop or something? --Zaphod 18:50, 17 April 2008 (CDT)


Video I found

Never mind, I didn't look hard enough. --HatePriest 14:30, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

Help with an article

Since irc is down I'm not sure where else to go. Any way, I need some help writing an article: Kids on the internet. I have the basic idea laid down, but I seem to be having a bit of writers block. I may be able to think of some more stuff to add in the morning. In the mean time I'm gonna put an under construction template on it. --Zaphod 20:42, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

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