Talk:Malber
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If this entire article is a big rhyming thing that parodies http://www.everwonder.com/david/thegrinch/story.html then it'll be featured quality because it makes the drama funnier. BLANKING IN PROGRESS 16:00, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
Okay, finished. I then got some edit conflicts with Malber so umm I don't know how that will turn out. Please keep it lymerical, though. BLANKING IN PROGRESS 21:02, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
Fair call. I don't think there's much more to say there. I don't think I have more to add. Good to keep the relevant links in there though, I would have been disappointed to have had them left out.
I have to wonder what Malber was doing with his life before he decided to pronounce that all Aspies were evil. Blissyu2 23:33, 9 August 2007 (CDT)
- I sometimes think Malber is a teenager and other times that he's over 30 as he shows signs of being around that long. As for what he was doing with his life before he decided to pronounce that all Aspies were evil, you should ask him. BLANKING IN PROGRESS 00:02, 10 August 2007 (CDT)
- "Every ... down in ... ville" screamed out for toe-tappin' C&W rhythm but tried for the Seussian form. Prolly will be deleted in this form before too long, ennyway.I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 08:40, 10 August 2007 (CDT)
Well the main thing was when Malber got busted for socks, this was pretty much the way it had to be:
When socks were found...
And what happened then...?
Well...in Wikipedo-ville they say
That the Malber's large e-penis
Shrunk three sizes that day!
And then there's the whole thing of hating aspies made for a good intro to Malber:
Every Wikipedo
Down in Wikipedo-ville
Liked having Austim a lot...
But the Malber,
Who lived just North of Wikipedo-ville,
Did NOT!
Then much lulz are Malber's three things, Daniel Brandt looking and smelling like a homeless guy, Ann Coulter a transexual, and most funny of all putting Harry Potter spoilers in "Requests for Adminship" pages. I wasn't able to find instances where Malber put the spoilers in those pages, but WJScribe claimed he did and that was funny enough.
I also think this is a good rhyme:
When Malber's RFA lost, he got pissed off and decided that from Wikipedoville he'd finally go.
Good old Malber, trolling Wikipedia Review like a true pro.
The rest of the lymerics I did were not all that good, just I thought passable for ED standards.
Okay just explaining things. BLANKING IN PROGRESS 12:11, 10 August 2007 (CDT)
- Well if there're enough links too, it might survive (not that I'm the judge). Haven't time right now, but will get onto the wording again. Big mudkips don't seem to woik too well ... Mebbe it's juss this browsah.I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 09:28, 11 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] update
needs a couple more stanzas to cover his final meltdown culminating in an infini-ban [1]. Malber, we hardly knew you. Lateral 00:13, 18 August 2007 (CDT)
I was about to say that. It was a ban in relation to revoking GDFL. Blissyu2 17:39, 18 August 2007 (CDT)
