Talk:Megan Meier

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[edit] Megan's mom is HOT

Image:Megan Meier Christina Meier.jpg

This article should mention how she was probably really critical of her daughter's appearance. Lots of hot moms do that when they have little fatties for children.

Also, I have video proof that when she found out about Josh Evans, she started yelling at Megan for not following her rules of the Internet. She said she felt bad about it because she wasn't there to support her daughter when she needed it most.

In fact, it was a verbal berating from the mom that caused Megan to go storming to her room in a hissy-fit, where she eventually hung herself and gave out a really loud death rattle. After the death rattle, that's when her parents went to check on her and they saw her hanging there. Watch this video for proof:

She explains the day Megan an heroed at 1:38

  • I laughed a bit when hey mom pretty much blatantly stated that her nitpicky "language" and "ohnoez you spent too long on myspace" bitchings pretty much led Megan to kill herself. Mind you, the other girl's mom is what one might call a "douchebag," but it's sort of a modern Grimm's fairy tale: don't sweat the small stuff when there's a bigger issue at hand. BornFree 22:56, 1 November 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Lori Drew Asking For It

Here I am, internet. Come get me.--AriesSpears 22:40, 3 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Curious

she seems like someone who could make sailors run to the harpoons. Anyone know just how much weight a belt can support? That's pretty amazing.

[edit] Do it fgt

Parents who played as Josh Evans:

Pencilbox 02:23, 16 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] pasta with sauce

Kevin Flavin from Fort Zumwalt West High in the local area claims on this Facebook group that the family is Curt, Lori and Sarah Drew.

Lori Drew owns a business:

According to this doc (google html version) Lori Drew owned couponfeast.com which expired in March (somebody with access to DomainTools whois archive could likely get more dox) and runs a "Coupon Magazine" that "is direct mailed into 64,000 homes in the St. Charles & St. Peters area"... so she's a junk mailer. More importantly that St. Peter's Chamber document correlates the business address with these bits of info:

  • Fax: -------------------------
  • Email: couponmagazine@msn.com
  • "Please call Lori Drew @ (---------------------- -- apparently a cell phone.

Somewhere else it was mentioned that the report on which Lori Drew admitted involvement is St. Charles County Sheriff's Department Offense/Incident Report #06-8024 which is likely public record. --MoJustice 06:00, 16 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] I think that....

This could be hilarious with some work. Unfortunately, I'm too tired right now. Cpow 02:03, 16 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] New Meme

Watch out, bulling is rabbit on this here interwebz! -Manhandle 02:42, 15 November 2007 (CST)

lulz, the dead fatty lives in my old neighborhood and went to the same middle school as me. Why the fuck didn't shit like this happen when I still lived there?-AgnosticJihad 09:17, 15 November 2007 (CST)

I think some one should add something about how the fbi couldnt retrive the last communications in other words they made that shit up... ThePirateKing 11:00, 15 November 2007 (CST)

These are fact. Nobody give a shit. Miqrogroove 08:18, 16 November 2007 (CST)

A facebook group is listing the daughter as Sarah, not Jane. I don't know which is correct. Bambam630 16:07, 15 November 2007 (CST)

Jane, as in Jane Doe, as in Anonymous, as in nobody gave a shit about looking it up except for you. Cheers. Miqrogroove 08:18, 16 November 2007 (CST)
Weak. Congratulations on being the only one who got your own joke. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   11:00, 16 November 2007 (CST)
You fail for thinking Jane Doe is a joke. Miqrogroove 12:10, 16 November 2007 (CST)
NO ☞ U --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   05:41, 17 November 2007 (CST)

Whoever remade the an hero interesting fact has a bad case of troll's remorse --Simia 18:13, 15 November 2007 (CST)

This Is pretty lulz. I live roughly in the same area as an this an hero, and almost went to that school for middle school. Too bad I'm too old to have seen it happen anyways. --Reven 19:27, 15 November 2007 (CST)


--Why are people so sympathetic towards this stupid bitch, yet ED sadistically mocks other an heroes for ending it over a lost iPod? She killed herself trivially over a comment from some guy on MySpace she had never met! Then you get pussy editors with "watch for further updates with disrespectful and disgusting comments about Megan" and "This article contains an hero, one you may actually feel sorry for." —The preceding comment was added by Rift3r, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Thank you for finding the Talk page. In the future, please DO post here followed by NOT making the same unwanted change for the third time. Now, if you have any legitimate reason for replacing the an hero template created by Aghar (thx u Aghar) with a stupid stock photo of a man blowing his brains out, then please feel free to explain yourself here. Miqrogroove 06:31, 18 November 2007 (CST)
It could be argued that the Buddy Dwyer template is standard for any article about "An Hero". Whether you feel sorry for Megan or think she's a stupid fucking bint, almost all "An Heroes" have that template, so if we really wanted to be dicks about it we could say we're following ED tradition. --Mister8ill 10:19, 20 November 2007 (CST)
ED tradition sucks, especially when templates are involved. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   07:59, 21 November 2007 (CST)
Bah, fair enough. I won't touch it myself, though I just wanted to throw the opinion out there --Mister8ill 07:23, 22 November 2007 (CST)
Rift3r, I know that plenty of people think that Mitchell Henderson killing himself over an iPod is funny, and you might be one of them, but they probably also enjoy reading Family Circus and Uncyclopedia. No, the real fun to be had over Henderson was in mocking those who eulogized him... He's called "an hero" because that's what his friends wrote about him in poems and songs. Retarded worldview and pathetic grammar made the "epic lulz". --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   21:27, 23 November 2007 (CST)
Aghar, I agree with you that this girl should be pitied more than anything else, but I don't feel like ED is the place for remorse. In our heart of hearts we can feel bad for her, but either let us make fun of her for killing herself without feeling like we're getting pussyfooted, or else redirect the jabs at the immaturity of the adults in the situation. I have confidence in the power of sarcasm to make this lulzy without being misleading. Hookytulip 12:43, 4 December 2007 (CST)

-- i agree aghar re:your poonts about mitchell (rip) ... as an aside tho - i have recently had quite a few conversations with a couple of ppl who are language graduates who have a better grasp of grammar than i do (which isn't saying much) - and they were pretty convinced that "an hero" is actually correct (tho it sounds awkward) .. like "an hotel" ... lots of langauge phrases were thrown around that i dont understand... just thought it was worth an mention (LoL) ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 06:50, 27 November 2007 (CST)

  • I wrote A and an. Ignore the examples. And the simplified misleading rules. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   20:04, 28 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] /r/ rule 34

........... Tekjester 19:01, 15 November 2007 (CST)

  • I'm actually surprised nobody followed up to this. Among the threats and petty insults, is it possible ED found a sacred topic? Miqrogroove 16:45, 1 December 2007 (CST)


    • where the everloving fuck are we going to get rule 34 of her? deviantart or something equally stupid? MaverickAnarchy 15:18, 8 December 2007 (CST)


      • Tell me exactly what you want depicted in the Rule 34, and I will make it. Simple as that. TheMikh 16:38, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Omg revert

Apparently nobody else noticed that one "Areyoupromise" was deleting the article section by section, and even when it got down to just the introduction, other people continued to make serious edits. I have reverted to BEFORE this happened, feel free to make your associated edits again as I'm not going to do that for you.

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Zipwolf: the furfag for a better tomorrow

Thanks Zipwolf. I've double checked and the only thing you missed was Revision as of 10:40, 16 November 2007 by Jewknowit. I fixed it myself. Consider it taken care of, and enjoy. :) Miqrogroove 08:47, 16 November 2007 (CST)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anGWTuMpX2w —The preceding comment was added by Zenophile808, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!


[edit] OMG ANOTHER FUCKING REVERT

some dumbshit beantown101 deleted the whole article and put up RIP MEGAN had to revert it. ban the fucker. -sabotender 9:42, 18 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Quote of the Now

[3:07pm]« birthmother » you killed my daughter, here's a busted foosball table
[3:07pm]« birthmother » TRY PLAYING WITH THAT BITCHES
[3:08pm]« birthmother » YOU CAN'T IT'S BUSTED LOLOLOLOL
Miqrogroove 13:57, 18 November 2007 (CST)

[3:39am]« omega » I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO WELL VERSED IN THE INTERNET
[3:39am]« omega » YOU CAN STAY
[3:39am]« omega » JK PLZ STILL KILL YOURSELF
Miqrogroove 02:25, 19 November 2007 (CST)

"NOTE FOR EVERYONE WHO IS POSTING CONTACT INFO

just knock it off. I'm sick of you scammers trying to get people to call your numbers or fall for your pranks.

People, if you see a phone number or an address here, DON'T CALL IT. It's internet pranksters trying to get you." - Lori Drew --Thana45 22:31, 3 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Megan

there are no plans to press charges against the neighbors that fucked with her. - thus it's my personal suggestion we try to chronicle the neighbors as well , as much as possible Weatherman 16:55, 18 November 2007 (CST)

I second this. Lori Drew's post outing herself is loaded with lulz alone. --Thana45 22:40, 3 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Cleanup of External Links?

IMO, we only need to keep the MySpace link, the St. Charles Journal mirrors, and the Chicago Tribune. The rest are getting stale. Especially in light of the Newsvine takedown (a potential source of lulz in itself) the "Megan Meier's Poetry" link seems unnecessarily misleading and could be at least better titled. "Megan M. C. Meier's Poetry", for example. The Kristen link isn't helping anybody at the bottom of the page; it should be written up for lulz or dropped as well. Miqrogroove 22:33, 18 November 2007 (CST)

  • Leave the Kristen link plz. --Blu Aardvark 23:57, 18 November 2007 (CST)
  • Agree, Kristen link is lulzyStarscream 00:18, 19 November 2007 (CST)
  • I am dying to know what was in those deleted comments. It boggles my mind. :) --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   05:12, 19 November 2007 (CST)
    • I didn't see all of them, but I've been watching the blog somewhat close-ish. A few of the deleted comments were dox drops on Lori Drew (the righteously indignant mob, not 4chan). I think one or two were simply complaints about posts being deleted. I don't know beyond that. --Blu Aardvark 05:19, 19 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Without a doubt

This is one of my all-time favorite articles. TfoTalk to meListen to me. 11:53, 19 November 2007 (CST)

  • I have to agree. It's one of the best articles I've seen in a long time. It covers the event, the drama surrounding the event, and the people involved, to the extent that we actually have better cover on Megan Meier than any singular news feature or blog entry does. 100% factual, 100% lulzy, and 100% internet. --Blu Aardvark 05:49, 22 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Looking for Info

I'm a journo trying to find out who was the first to post the Drew info online. Was it here or somewhere else? Is anyone from this site available to speak with me about this? Any help appreciated.

Journo 15:31, 19 November 2007 (CST)

AFAIK, The "Drew info" originated at hitusa.com in the comments section. Miqrogroove 16:51, 19 November 2007 (CST)

Comments were linked in digg.com and hitusa showing people how to use the St. Charles Property Assessment search to find the names and the blog http://bluemerle.blogspot.com/2007/11/what-you-said-to-megan-meier.html was the first to out it in a post. Bambam630 16:44, 20 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Megan's Little Sister

One of the articles published today indicates Megan's sis is !>=13 therefore we are removing her name and ask editors censor any further info about her plzthx Miqrogroove 16:59, 19 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Kritical Kwote Kleanup

I think the sprawling varied and sundry quotes of different shapes and sizes all over the page should maybe be cleaned up, some removed, and perhaps consolidated? --Saveourskyline 00:18, 20 November 2007 (CST)

Nevermind i did it lolz --Saveourskyline 01:09, 20 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Moar Pix

Need MOAR pixkthx --someone

Hey, what is the significance of that picture in the gallery Ann.jpg (with the caption "Her?")? --Saveourskyline 14:49, 30 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] This article is FAIL because it contains NO DELICIOUS JOSH!

A Classic Computer Mythologem! (WAAIPN' = We are all internet pedophiles now.....)

In order to correct this, somebody please take this Anglerfish photo:

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/animals/fish/anglerfish.html

... and Photoshop a "cute Josh" head onto the "fishing pole" ....Maybe scan "Zach 'Esca' Efron", and label it:

"Loridrewius Piscatorius, a new species of anglerfish found in the lonely, lightless depths of cyberspace!"

With material taken from this National Geographic description:

"The angry-looking deep sea anglerfish has a right to be cranky. It is quite possibly the ugliest animal on the planet, and it lives in what is easily Earth's most inhospitable habitat: the lonely, lightless bottom of the sea.

There are more than 200 species of anglerfish, most of which live in the murky depths of the Atlantic and Antarctic oceans, up to a mile below the surface, although some live in shallow, tropical environments. Generally dark gray to dark brown in color, they have huge heads and enormous crescent-shaped mouths filled with sharp, translucent teeth. Some angler fish can be quite large, reaching 3.3 feet (1 meter) in length. Most however are significantly smaller, often less than a foot.

Their most distinctive feature, worn only by females, is a piece of dorsal spine that protrudes above their mouths like a fishing pole�hence their name. Tipped with a lure of luminous flesh this built-in rod baits prey close enough to be snatched. Their mouths are so big and their bodies so pliable, they can actually swallow prey up to twice their own size.

The male, which is significantly smaller than the female, has no need for such an adaptation. In lieu of continually seeking the vast abyss for a female, it has evolved into a permanent parasitic mate. When a young, free-swimming male angler encounters a female, he latches onto her with his sharp teeth. Over time, the male physically fuses with the female, connecting to her skin and bloodstream and losing his eyes and all his internal organs except the testes. A female will carry six or more males on her body."

and tow:

"Anglerfish are bony fish in the order Lophiiformes[1], named for their characteristic mode of predation, wherein a fleshy growth from the fish's head (the esca) acts as a lure; this is considered analogous to angling."

(Didaskalos notes: "esca" is Latin for BAIT.

lam3 :( --Saveourskyline 14:12, 20 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Just wanted to let you all know, if you are interested in posting a review of the Drew's business, Drew Advantage, you can do so on Yelp.com.

from http://meganhaditcoming.blogspot.com/2007/11/set-record-straight.htm


[edit] Hacked answering messages

In the process of uploading the hacked message from Lori's cell phone. Still looking for Curt's.--Thana45 21:15, 21 November 2007 (CST)UPDATE I found it but this was the only way I could upload it Image:LoriDrew.mp3

  • In future, new threads go at the BOTTOM of the talk page, not the top. Also, if you can, upload the mp3 to an external hosting site. Encyclopedia Dramatica, as of late, has a bad habit of truncating downloads. --Blu Aardvark 21:41, 21 November 2007 (CST)
  • Thank you. I found this file on http://www.zshare.net/audio/5065374a94ce07 ,just in case the upload to ED did not take.
    • The file was successfully uploaded. However, it will not necessarily be accessible to those seeking to download it. The URL of the file itself, apparently, is [1], unless that media host randomizes URLs to prevent leeching. --Blu Aardvark 03:25, 22 November 2007 (CST)
      • Ah, fuck. I guess they do randomize or redirect URLs to make it near-impossible to link the file direct. Meh. Can't blame 'em, I suppose. --03:30, 22 November 2007 (CST)
        • why, is that melsbasketcase? - BURK

[edit] Lori J Drew, is this you?

So I am in this thread reading stupid bullshit and this guy "Concerned parent" Shows and starts linking people to some event held by the St Peter's chamber of Commerce, in which he claims this is Lori j drew. And here is another one Alcky 00:59, 22 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Megan Meier Vigilantes

Sooo... Who is aes? --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   21:06, 23 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] warning

internet harassment = 90 days in prison + 500$ http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-11-21-net-suicide_N.htm --Xaerth 14:33, 22 November 2007 (CST)

  • It's ironic that the first person this law will be used to protect will likely be Lori Drew, whose actions prompted the butthurt Meier family to seek this law. --Blu Aardvark 01:28, 23 November 2007 (CST)
    • Lol, looks like my prediction was right. [2]. --Blu Aardvark 23:04, 8 December 2007 (CST)


[edit] out of interest

Do many of you think it was really the mum that did the harrassment/tricking etc, or that her daughter did it and the mum just tried to take some of the flack for her after megan topped herself?Goldenflea 18:24, 28 November 2007 (CST)

    • i have considered the same thing ... that the most immature shit was not done by drew. the account was being passed around at least two other girls (ie 13 yr olds)... i expect the trigger messages were posted my them ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 18:57, 28 November 2007 (CST)

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[edit] I love all the e-lawyers weighing on this "case"

All around the internets we have these retarded 12-year-old girls weighing in on assisted almost murder. All of them are convinced that this is somehow a criminal case that needs to be prosecuted by smart lawyers in Internet court. MoarVespeneGas

I especially love this one:

“These poeple hated littel Megan. They hated her for being fat thats a hate crime. A hate crime means when you hate someone for being old, gay, negro, fat, wheelchaired, shemale, deaf, mexican, midget, poor, slow, AIDS, feminist, bullemic, and incontenent etc whatever. Go to jail Missouri, shame on youre state. also pay the 500 fine for each word in those emails each one is a hate crime. each judge would agree." -volvo4life

I want to meet someone who is old, gay, negro, fat, wheelchaired, shemale, deaf, mexican, midget, poor, slow, AIDS, feminist, bullemic, and incontenent. --Saveourskyline 16:13, 30 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Ashley Grills

This crazy fatty is the then 18-year-old MySpace accomplice & employee of Lori Drew. Her name is Ashley Grills & she should be added for lulz.

http://www.stlpunk.com/u_profile.asp?userID=73192

http://www.xanga.com/istalkthedead06

http://lads.myspace.com/slides/slideshow_random.swf?u=101901697

http://www.uploadhouse.com/viewfile.php?id=813165

http://www.4freeimagehost.com/show.php?i=b08c400b8866.jpg

—The preceding comment was added by Bartoch, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Move Bel-air

This article is becoming dangerously full of facts and I was flirting with the 30K warning during my last edit. I would like to remove the Megan Meier of Bel-air section to User:Starscream or another appropriate location. It's the only piece of fan art on the page and that makes it look out of place. Miqrogroove 15:07, 3 December 2007 (CST)

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 15:20, 3 December 2007 (CST)

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 16:58, 3 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Google / G-line ???

where do you get the goole page ranking results - plox halp

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 16:00, 5 December 2007 (CST)

  • Installing the Jewgle Toolbar is one method. I prefer the SearchStatus plugin for Firefux, though, as it can show the Alexa, Google, and Compete rankings all at once. (Although nobody really gives a shit about Compete, do they?)--Blu Aardvark 16:03, 5 December 2007 (CST)
  • Also, technically, the pagerank for this article is Unranked/10. It just wasn't added to pagerank for whatever reason. Probably the fact that someone got butthurt. --Blu Aardvark 16:05, 5 December 2007 (CST)
  • It's definitely not in pagerank's toolbar stats, because those are only updated once every few months. However, there's definitely a hole in the Megan Meier + Encyclopedia Dramatica search results. You'll also see this hole with pages like BitingBeaver, where I first noticed the trend. BitingBeaver actually has a pagerank of 3/10, but is nowhere to be found in the list of search results, while other pages of the BitingBeaver forest are. That leaves either one of two possibilities: Either pages are getting overlinked through templates and triggering Google's anti-linkspam measures, or they are manually getting penalized outside of pagerank. - Since other popular pages like, say, Swirl Face and Chris Forcand haven't suffered similar fates, I favor the later possibility, along with the likelihood that the censors are feminists, prejudiced to protecting despicable white females. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   11:30, 7 December 2007 (CST)
  • This page was un-Glined today! :D Miqrogroove 12:57, 9 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Article of the Now Campaign

Megan Meier is currently headlining ABCNews.com, CBSNews.com, CNN.com, FoxNews.com, and tonight's episode of 20/20. Would the powers-at-be please consider making this Article of the Now again? Miqrogroove 14:29, 7 December 2007 (CST)

  • It's already scheduled for the end of December. We might be able to grant it an early slot, but you'll have to bug Sheneequa. --Blu Aardvark 14:32, 7 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] You are all assholes

Megan Meier was a young teenage girl who was treated like shit. She was definitely NOT fat! All of the assholes who could possibly say that especially after what happened should rot in fucking hell! Why don't you all shut the fuck up!? I'm a senior in high school and i know people who have been pushed off the edge like Megan was. It's not a fucking joke! If it happened to someone that you knew, you wouldnt be FUCKING LAUGHING! She was a very pretty young girl who deserves so much better than all of the pricks out there are giving her. Look at how you're being. Seriously. A poor girl doesnt need your shit and certainly doesnt need to be remembered with you're cruel words! Would you want to be remembered like that! WOULD YOU!? I'm incredibly sorry for you Megan.. I wish things could've turned out better.. I never liked myspace and I knew that there was a lot of drama on it. I hope you're somewhere that you can be happy.. I never knew you, but I'll always remember you. Take care. —The preceding comment was added by Crossfader04j, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • No u --Progeny 14:24, 7 December 2007 (CST)
    • Wow um, that makes just about NO sense. You're really cool. —The preceding comment was added by Crossfader04j, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
      • Here, I'll even fix it for you. Aren't I teh cool? --Progeny 14:56, 7 December 2007 (CST)
  • Laughing at stupidity and misery is funny a lot of the time, but I agree with you that right now, it isn't. Most EDiots will not or can not feel sympathy for "genuine" things such as this, because we've all been hooked up to the tubes for too long to know where the line is. It's a site designed to cause controversy and offence with its statement. You can't change anything, Crossfader. You may as well not try. --Tap0k 19:33, 7 December 2007 (CST)
  • Empathizing with someone's distress and laughing at the absurdity of the situation are not mutually exclusive. If you don't like the genre of humor that's designed to be absurdist, sarcastic, and offensive, you just don't belong on this website. Nobody can make you feel offended -- nobody can make you feel anything without your permission; thus, if you're offended, you're obviously here to find an excuse to be so. And your badly-written protests are just making everybody laugh harder :) --Saveourskyline 19:53, 7 December 2007 (CST)
  • "She was definitely NOT fat!" - Crossfaggot04j
    "She was definitely NOT fat!" - Crossfaggot04j
    -Saveourskyline 20:07, 7 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Lori Drew TELLS HER STORY! Update on Kristen's Blog!

And no, in case you were wondering, she does not suffer from Troll's Remorse. It was posted two days ago, under her name instead of Kristen. Summary: I did it for the lulz and I really would enjoy more out-of-control drama. http://meganhaditcoming.blogspot.com/ MoarVespeneGas

  • LoL i thought it might have been you blu

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 00:57, 8 December 2007 (CST)

      • No, it's not my blog. If it were, I wouldn't have posted in the comments as "Jeff", I'd have posted as "Kristen" or "Megan Had It Coming". Because, you know, I'm not a fucking moron. As for the accusers, mostly anonymous pussies, as well as one surprisingly ignorant dude going by the name "Julia" (There are no girls on the internets). [3] --Blu Aardvark 05:14, 8 December 2007 (CST)
    • "If it were, I wouldn't have posted in the comments as "Jeff", I'd have posted as "Kristen" or "Megan Had It Coming". Because, you know, I'm not a fucking moron" ... yeah yeah because your not clever enough to have a pre-fabricated "cover story" like that?! - or are you????? !!! <3

EDit - fuck "Julia" is an idiot ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 16:36, 8 December 2007 (CST)

        • sure, that's what you'd expect us to think. and uh, i'm a girl on teh innernetz --Saveourskyline 05:27, 8 December 2007 (CST)
          • The crappy jokes, the overinflated sense of self-importance, the need to put down your peers...It all makes sense now. Get off the keyboard, gb2/kitchen --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   11:51, 8 December 2007 (CST)
            • Oh, sorry for interrupting your sausage party. OK, you guys can get back to your normally scheduled activities now --Saveourskyline 14:03, 8 December 2007 (CST)
            • By the way, re-read your last comment, u just called urself a 16yr old girl lolz --Saveourskyline 14:09, 8 December 2007 (CST)
              • No, the "peers" comment was about your need to make shitty edits about Megan's weight. We don't need the word "fatty" inserted in every other sentence... The only motivation you could possibly have is that it drives you nuts to see fatties with a pretty face get all the men. Welcome to the 21st century, rickets. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   15:59, 8 December 2007 (CST)
                • NOW i see what your problem is, you're a chubby chaser. It's very admirable of you to stick up for your girlfriend, but God-willing, George Bush (shortly upon entering his 3rd term) will finally make it illegal to be a fat fuck. And then you'll be sent to fatcentration camps along with all your obese terrorist friends. America is for people like Nicole Richie and Kate Moss. Bodyfat is anti-American. --Saveourskyline 16:46, 8 December 2007 (CST)
                  • Fat people can lose weight (unless, of course, they're dead). On the other hand, you're stuck being ugly and unfunny for the rest of your life. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   19:31, 8 December 2007 (CST)
                    • (1) DEAD PEOPLE LOSE WEIGHT, YOU STUPID DOUCHEBAG (2) i can be funny someday, if you'd teach me. i really admire your prissy, whining, fucktard sense of humor (3) i am NOT stuck being ugly for the rest of my life, daddy is going to buy me cosmetic surgery, turdbreath --Saveourskyline 19:51, 8 December 2007 (CST)
                      • I'm moving the debate about your shitty writing . --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   20:49, 8 December 2007 (CST)










oh honey, you get me all wet when you use weird wikicode like that --Saveourskyline 01:45, 9 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Holy crap

An actual funny ED article that documents drama! Miltopia 06:02, 19 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] WHOA!

Dang, that tops most all drama. I almost have Trolls remorse. Is that going too far? I'm all about drama and what not however my jaw dropping would turn into laughter if I knew more about the trollee and/or they were a complete dick or was asking for it. However, trolling her neighbors would be, although more challenging, pay off with loads of lulz if it succeeded in creating an hero.--Ratti 02:13, 30 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Federal Subpoena

This article is not my area of expertise. Has the federal subpoenas in relation to a case against Lori Drew as perpetuation fraud against respondent MySpace content been added? - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 23:33, 9 January 2008 (CST)

  • Aw Christ! Would someone unban me from IRC already? There's work to be done around here!! Miqrogroove 23:09, 11 January 2008 (CST)
  • Okay, I've added a pretty good chunk of lulz near the top of the article. It interrupts the flow a bit, but it's in the right place. After this aspect of the story blows over it can be moved to the After-Aftermath section following Megan is a big fat clown. As you can see, the subpoenas are really not the story here. The truth is that these ppl in Cali are making all Serious Business out of something I (coincidentally?) made up as a puerile attempt at comedy. Lori Drew guilty of MySpace Fraud? GTFO! Miqrogroove 16:38, 13 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Dr Phil

If you're looking for lulz, the Dr. Phil interview of Megan's mom was fairly dry, but then the episode segued into a black couple whining about cyber-bullying on their X-Box Live account Miqrogroove 22:49, 12 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Please forgive my edit of the first post

I just now figured out how to post in these discussions. Yeah, I'm a moron. LOL! You can have a LULZ at me.

I've been trolling discussion boards about this subject by posting this pic: http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii135/hahaguess/megan.jpg

I don't understand why people are getting so ANGRY!

[edit] Ashley Grills.jpg

"Framed for Megan's murder, Ashley had nowhere to hide."

Not that a whale that size could hide anyway, amirite?

[edit] Serious Business

I don't know about Unauthorized access of a protected computer, but the elements of conspiracy, 18 U.S.C. 371 are "1. the existence of an agreement to achieve an unlawful objective 2. the defendant's knowing and voluntary participation in the conspiracy and 3. the commission of an overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy." They probably have her on the last two, but I imagine the argument Lori Drew will make is what unlawful objective was she trying to achieve? Making Megan Meier feel bad about herself? Furthermore, there has to be some sort of core agreement about what exactly they're trying to accomplish and from what I've read, I'm not sure they were ever clear about what exactly they were doing, besides just messing with her. Will that be enough?--Philaster 19:39, 15 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Megan's mom is HOT

Image:Megan Meier Christina Meier.jpg

This article should mention how she was probably really critical of her daughter's appearance. Lots of hot moms do that when they have little fatties for children. Also, when the mom describes the day she died, she mentions that when she found out about Josh Evans, she started yelling at Megan for not following her rules of the Internet. She said she felt bad about it because she wasn't there to support her daughter when she needed it most.

In fact, it was a verbal berating from the mom that caused Megan to go storming to her room in a hissy-fit, where she eventually hung herself and gave out a really loud death rattle. After the death rattle, that's when her parents went to check on her and they saw her hanging there (:

  • Whoever wrote that Megan 'put on some Fall Out Boy' before an heroing created lulz.--Fdl 10:29, 28 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] The Electronic Frontier Foundation Defending Lori Drew

[4] "... [P]rosecuting Drew for misusing Myspace would then make it possible to prosecute anyone who has ever used the InterWebz to anonymously harass someone..."

Lori Drew violated the MySpace ToS by bullying Megan Meier, so that's what they're trying to get her on so they can get her for harrassment. An interesting read, anyway. SwampThing 16:54, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

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