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Talk:Metrosexual

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Metrosexuals are sooo last year! They've either all come out of the closet or grew up. Either way, nobody claims to be metro anymore. --Scarlet-sysop 05:07, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)

  • We were talking about them at work yesterday. Then again, I'm an indie fucktard who can't keep up with current events, anyways, so... --Badlydrawnjeff 20:32, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)

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What about homos who pose as metros and even marry chicks just to avoid persecution? Is there a word for them?—ZotDudot7 01:18, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

  • On the down-low. No specific noun for it, that I know of, but "on the down-low" is the most common. They're like thse fake bisexual teenage girls, except these guys haven't grown out of it yet. Acai Blast 00:52, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
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