Talk:Michael Everson

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I am Michael Everson, and I do not find this page funny. I am not a humourless bastard, but this page is little more than an ad-hominem personal attack, not a parody. It is filthy and childish, and without merit. I would like it to be removed. Thank you. Evertype 15:54, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

• Welcome to ae! It will be luts of lulz when this gets picked up by google. -Stufzy 19:02, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  • Heh, if that's not an invitation for a Google bomb, I don't know what is... --Badlydrawnjeff 19:12, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • Michael, you love ED. Even found
      

      

      Mr. Everson fapping to ED
      the pic that has you showing us love! --Invader J 02:19, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
• I am the real Michael Everson and I am going to sue you in Internet court for identity theft. --The Real Michael Everson 19:28, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

I can't say I understand why you all think this is so funny. I try to do some good in the world, and as it happens I do. You all just seem to be interested in hurting people. That's a pity. For my part, I find this "parody" to be hurtful and mean. And I don't think I've earned it. Evertype 20:12, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

• You really should leave now. Your whining and moaning about an obvious joke and gag article just makes you look like a self-centered elitist prick who cares so much about his self-induced "internet celebrity" status that he goes onto obvious "lol" webpages and tries to rationally argue that he's not a huge dick. You are a huge dick. We see this now. You coming on here and defending yourself isn't going to fool anyone. In fact, had you not said shit, nobody would know what you were really like. You drove yourself into the ground. -Kirk 21:20, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

In the words of the little old lady to the bright young thing: "Some people can be funny without being vulgar, and some people can be both funny and vulgar. I should recommend you to be either one or the other." --Jcowan 18:30, 28 Apr 2005 (UTC)

• Look, this site is for making fun of internet celebrities. All of the other celebrities take it in stride, it comes with the terroitory. Mr. Type has gone to great lengths to make sure everyone knows that he is, in fact a celebrity and notable personality. Get my point? Awesome. --girlvinyl 19:53, 28 Apr 2005 (UTC)

At some point I am going to write an essay entitled "What to do when someone makes fun of you on the internet". Maybe I will make a whole book and sell it and become a bazillionaire. ==girlvinyl 21:40, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

• The answer is simple - update your blog. --無 23:34, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC)

THIS PAGE IS IN DISPUTE!!!

Which means absolutely nothing. Suck it up, people. This site is for parody. Rarely can people laugh at themselves as easily as they can laugh at others. Everyone -knows- this is a parody and satire site - MOST OF ALL THE WRITERS! So if the people writing it know it is not to be taken literally, the subjects should be fine with it. Got it? Good. Sysops, apply the banhammer liberally for vandalism and warring, just leave good notes. Good night and thank you. --girlvinyl 08:24, 28 Apr 2005 (UTC)

attention admin homos

I wrote this shit and want this to be shown in the history thingie. Tnx -Stufzy 05:16, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

• I can't imagine that happening. Why is it important to you? --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 05:27, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

FOLKS!!!!

Have some mercy on a Buddhist Unicoder, FFS! If it weren't for him we probably couldn't do this ⚰⚪_⚪/\⢙⼃⚮⼃⢙/\⚪_⚪⚰, amirite?—ZotDudot7 21:19, 18 April 2009 (UTC)