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Talk:NarkAgent
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Why is this under NarkAgent instead of Habzamaphone? --Mister Six 19:42, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Presumably nobody cares. ~ Banaan 20:00, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- And does anyone else realize that narc (as in "narcotics") is spelled with a c, not a k? --Jacknstock 20:29, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Narkagent, I want to make my response worthy of this page so i'll keep it brief. Two words for you. RAZOR BLADES. Another word for you. HILARIOUS. One final thought to leave with you, there is thing called a life. GET ONE.
I look forward to it
- You suck at insulting people over the internets. Razor blades? Hilarious? WTF? Do you know something I don't? ~ Netbitch 21:59, 9 Oct 2005
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[edit] Gross idiocy, characterized by gross misspelling
[edit] Gross innacurracy
Have you not noticed how blatantly one sided this argument is? It doesn't even touch on the other side of the story.
- Have you not noticed that that is the whole point of the site? Dipshit. --Mister Six 05:45, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- So you've created an article that's so innacurate it makes you look like a prick. That's the point? Good one you fucking moron.
Plus I think the razor blades comment has a potent meaning to the other person talked about in this article. It misses the point that she sent his family letters over a year after they split up, that she had finished with D the night that he kissed her, and in fact was out getting a dicking herself that night. Article needs editing.
- It needs more lulz - also “Relevant Citations” could do with a rewrite, the point of view aspect of it reminds me of a laugh track on a bad sitcom. --dumbfuck 10:38, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Plus the fact you can't quote from a website that ain't there.
Apparently I suck at insulting people over the 'internets'. Brilliant, you dumb bitch, who knew the internet was plural? You suck at the English language. That doesn't surprise me though. So, the razor blades comment? Hmmmm let me think, who could it refer to....OH that is it, somebody who recently slit her wrists....I laughed anyway. Life can't be as good as she claims it is.
Has no one got anything else to say? Or are they going to keep their whiney mouths shut so that their worthless identity is not made public?
Come on guys, have some guts, let everyone know who you are. Are you scared or something? 15:23, 10 Oct 2005
- Brilliant, you dumb bitch, who knew the internet was plural? You suck at the English language. OMG WIN! ~ Banaan 14:49, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- I'm Spartacus! --dumbfuck 14:51, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- No, you were quite right with the dumbfuck idea you spineless wanker.
- Funny... what the fuck's going on in here anyways? This is getting tl;dr... ۩ 15:25, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Just the usual, someone wrote a unfunny tl;dr article about some loser and the loser got all pissed and whiny. ~ Krade 15:31, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- And you'd know all about being a loser. If it's that boring, get it deleted.
- What's going on, is someone has been personally attacked by friends of her boyfriend's ex (and we know it's one of you because you quoted an email fucktards), and her friends and boyfriend have not been able to even set the story straight. Trust me, there are lots of ommissions in this story. You're missing pregnancy, text messages, emails, threats, cheating and lies, and you guys seem totally happy about that. I thought this was supposed to be accurate. How can it be accurate if you edit the truth out?
- Just the usual, someone wrote a unfunny tl;dr article about some loser and the loser got all pissed and whiny. ~ Krade 15:31, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Funny... what the fuck's going on in here anyways? This is getting tl;dr... ۩ 15:25, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- No, you were quite right with the dumbfuck idea you spineless wanker.
- There is only one choice here. THUNDERDOME... I'm Whitney Houston. ۩ 23:11, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
You know...I've been thinking, we could always fight this out dumbfuck...although I choose the weapon of choice...razor blades!!! Ye hah let the games begin. My name is Jenny by the way, so lovely to meet you all (especially NarkAgent, correction, Ardvark).
- I just want a hug! -dumbfuck 18:10, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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PLEASE SIGN YOUR COMMENTS. --Jacknstock 15:56, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Why bother? You have no idea who anyone is anyway, and they're all too gutless to admit who wrote the article. -- safe
- This is some quality drama right here. Especially amusing are the people that seem to have completely missed the point of ED. My suggestion to you all is point us at your whiny livejournal posts about the matter. Provide some lulz. Aiken 16:13, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- I actually read about it, and it encourages people to change the articles so that they are more accurate. Every time a change has been made, it's been reverted back. How is that making it more accurate? No one even got the chance to write in the juicy bits.
- Don't make excuses, just sign. It's simple enough and makes it far easier to follow a conversation. At the top of the edit text area, there is a little button - the second button from the right. Click on it. Next person to not sign a comment in this discussion will be banned for a day. --Jacknstock 16:17, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- This is some quality drama right here. Especially amusing are the people that seem to have completely missed the point of ED. My suggestion to you all is point us at your whiny livejournal posts about the matter. Provide some lulz. Aiken 16:13, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
ROFL Just how desperatley sad are you people? If D chose Nark over the other random (and clearly psychotic)excuse for a woman, then he clearly likes her a teeny bit more!
Seriously thought woman, get over being rejected or get some suicide. Mike
[edit] Whining about NarkAgent is old meme, starting now
protect page yes/no? ~ Banaan 23:22, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- Monkey Fucking Yes I approve this message. ۩ 23:27, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
[edit] wtf?
Dear Author (read:cumguzzling shitwad) This is your idea of getting at someone? Wow. You fucking suck retard. I hope you get AIDs and die. Seriously. You fail at life. Just die. Quickly. kthnxbi, Midget^ :) --Midget^ 23:37, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- I fixed all your drama generating whitespace. Also, I said it before. THUNDERDOME ۩ 01:13, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)
[edit] THUNDERDOME
TWO WHINERS ENTER, ONE WHINER LEAVES.
Why don't we keep all the pointless bitching here while the ladies shore up the defenses and circle the wagons around their defenseless little smeared friend. Thank you very much. ۩ 01:15, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)
[edit] Advice
Step away from the computer, put on clothes/shoes, open front door, leave house. Discover that there is a life outside the internet. Stop stirring. victim
- That is exactly what you should do, because of the fact that you're assuming we really give a shit about you whining here... ~ Banaan 15:29, 29 Jan 2006 (UTC)
- I do sweetie, but thanks for proving my point. If you didn't care, you wouldn't have commented. victim
- You sure got me there, you mega ultra super genius. ~ Banaan 16:24, 29 Jan 2006 (UTC)
- I do sweetie, but thanks for proving my point. If you didn't care, you wouldn't have commented. victim
