Talk:Onideus Mad Hatter
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Anyone else think he wrote this article himself? I feel some raep approaching Crakwhrrr 12:45, 11 October 2007 (CDT)
Ha Ha Disregard that I suck cocks - I missed the article history which quite clearly shows he wrote it himself. I go directly to jail and do not collect my 200 internets. Interesting history though; "The malignant narcissist is presented as pathologically grandiose, lacking in conscience and behavioral regulation with characteristic demonstrations of joyful cruelty and sadism."[1] G H Pollock Crakwhrrr 12:51, 11 October 2007 (CDT)
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LULZ i've been accused of being OMH!
If you shit tards weren't so fuckin stupid you would know that OMH actually LIKES the original version, he's always linking to it and claiming it justifies his "Hatter Addicts" claim.
HA HA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
Four tildes is not rocket science. Or any kind of effort, which Moulton is violently allergic to anyway. JQuin 22:15, 11 October 2007 (CDT)
[edit] um
the intro on the front page is much funnier than the actual article. ;_; FYIAD 12:31, 14 October 2007 (CDT)
LOAL, if this LOLCow's will is the strongest power in the Jewniverse, methinks he might take a minute to will himself into not being a fat, ugly fuck. Maybe he works at Wal-Mart, which would mean he has little money, but it costs >0 dollars for him to take the fork out his mouth, thus leaving him with no excuse. RaepStand
[edit] Holy fuck lol
Guy's a retard, read his PoE stuff.
[edit] Add this
Dear mods,
Put this lulzy shit in the article plz:
--Spacey 21:47, 14 October 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Found him
http://disc.420chan.org/420/res/6710.html#6893
[edit] Onideus vs Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Onideus Dude has decided he's so amazingly awesome that he warranted his own Wikipedia page. Deletion ensued, followed by predictable drama before they locked his userpage. I'm pretty sure that means he's now banned from the whole damn internet except usenet now. If anyone has a record of the Wikipedia article Moulton put up about himself, please to be sharing it with the world.
Update, courtesy of Portal of Evil. Moulton claims he tried to submit the ED page that he wrote about himself, and is now complaining here[1] about how the Wikipedia admins are horrible inconsistent nazis who made up rules as they went so they could delete his magnum opus (which he's still claiming that someone else wrote in the first place). Turkmenbashi
[edit] Did anyone else read his wiki talk through?
"This is your last warning. If you remove the page again, I'll unleash the Reaver upon Wikipedia. And yes, my bots do have the ability to circumvent your pathetic image verification."
I LOL'D
TOW pulled it on 1/16/08, more's the pity. It was pretty funny. Smokedaddy 00:08, 22 January 2008 (CST)
Does anyone know who put the original Hatter Wikipedia article up? http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Onideus_Mad_Hatter
02:33, 4 October 2005 Delirium (Talk | contribs) deleted "Onideus Mad Hatter" (content was: 'Owns a ,000 hat.' (and the only contributor was '64.216.155.228'))
It gives their IP but not their name/handle. Apparently they didn't make any other entries on Wikipedia either. --Flippant 12:29, 6 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] MOAR socks
user:pukimak is another b& Hatter sock who blanked this page a bunch of times.
As with TOW, he's relentless because his time is worth absolutely nothing. --Spacey 11:12, 7 December 2007 (CST)
Pukimak isn't and never was a Hatter sock...at least not one of the "official seven" whom Hatter (the original) refers to as his Onten Seven (plagerized from the animu "Outlaw Star"). It's possible that Pukimak could be an MHM holder and acting without expressed permission (rogue Hatters). Currently I only have the IRL identities of four of the seven and there is some debate as to whether the other three even exist or if they're open positions he's yet to have filled. --Flippant 09:41, 5 September 2008 (CDT)
- Matthew, you blubbery man-child, there are no "rogue Hatters" and there is no "debate" because no one gives a shit about you, except to laugh. You are Chris chan. You are Grace Saunders. PS: How's being poor and fat working out for you now that you're almost at the big 3-0? --Spacey 02:21, 23 September 2008 (CDT)
Also, when Matt's not busy working on his perpetual faggotry machine/perpetual energy drive, he is sock-puppeting as Flippant. --Arbo the Majestic 11:54, 30 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Mad Hatter supports Lori Drew
In an attempt to be even more unpopular and fat faggot, he has come up to support Lori Drew. He posted 20 times or so trying to take on all the 12-year-old girls fighting for Megan.
https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7033946654739129415&postID=1110554683076738690
[edit] Mad Hatter's Cyber Girlfriend Spacey
The evidence: http://deekoo.net/technocracy/vortex/nodes/mhm.html
Shows a user by the name "Space Girl" being a high ranking MHM holder.
Now look here: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/6dc4b1860acf78cb
Hatter openly admits that the article he originally submitted was nothing more than a ruse to entice others to backlash and create the existing article. He then uses said article as a perverse kind of justification to attack other people. Hatter also admits to tagging images in the "fan art" link in his article with PHP scripts that record user data which he then uses to randomly attack people.
The user "Spacey" is one of the most active contributors to his article.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/75b05aa462b382c0
From that link, a woman on Usenet who frequents the group alt.design.graphics is a known Hatter supporter, she goes by the name "Space Girl". Hatter often lovingly refers to her as "Spacey", the same name of the user "Spacey" who has built up most of this article.
It's more than obvious that this user "Spacey" either *IS* Hatter or is a Hatter supporter acting on his orders, possibly as some kind of initiation in order to become a part of his Onten 7 group.
This user "Spacey", her *REAL* name is Miranda Thomas.
Here is the current list of suspected known Onten 7 memebers:
1. Balance (Hatter says this is his brother, Josh)
2. Farfoos (generally believed to be the user Pinku Sensei or possibly a Hatter sock)
3. Julie (surmised to be one of the girls in his MySpace friends list, probably Angie whom he considers to be his all time best friend. She my also be the poster "Lil Hikaru")
4. Friend Bear Squared (no known information, some argue it's simply a sock or a shared identity, may not be an Onten 7 member)
5. Spacey?
6.
7.
Other names that could be Hatter socks, Onten members or supporters:
Inverted Crabcake
Tactician
Malkavian
Helar Quemar (Spanish for freezer burn) - the name he used in the early 90s
Squish
Malevolence
rettaH daM suedinO - the name he often uses to post troll control posts, often using a mixture of Rot* and Base64 encoding schemes, usually with a preset number of alternating encodes. When he reveals the number along with the encoding schemes used the message can then be decoded.
Baby Julie - Possibly Angie or another in his MySpace friends list.
- LOLWUT - screenshotted. I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, Matthew Moulton, but it made me laugh, which is your function. Please, do continue. Tell us more about the Onten 7 and your whole gang that exists only in your head. Where does your gang hang out? How did you meet your little friends? What the fuck is the MHM? TELL US MORE. --Spacey 13:46, 27 September 2008 (CDT)
- You're not fooling anyone Miranda, go back to your shitty graphic design group.
- Moar evidence. Check out all the recent screen shot images that Miranda uploaded. She claims she magically found them by searching through old Google posts. But Hatter has tens of thousands of posts archived in Google, so how is it that Miranda just so happened to stumble across these unique gems? Most of the articles she captured are from even before Hatter ever even used the name Mad Hatter! Only Hatter himself would have been able to pinpoint those gems so accurately. Further, they read like obvious bullshit, weak ass trolling, which is why he's called Diaper Boy. Not because he wears diapers (well, maybe he does) but because he used, "I wear a diaper!" as a troll. Hatter often "trolls" (or tries to troll) by making an overly obvious kook out of himself. --Flippant 14:37, 27 September 2008 (CDT)
- So you're trying to claim it's just some magical fucking coincidence that you're using the exact same name of one of Hatter's biggest supports (a close third behind Connie and Reaper). The evidence speaks for itself, "Spacey": http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/75b05aa462b382c0
- Also, who is "Thor"? Is that another one of Hatter's dirty socks? I never bothered to read any of the shit on PoE, mostly because it was all just reruns from 1997 when he trolled AUK with that "I wear a diaper!" bullshit. Oh hey, Space-bitch, the next time you're cyber sucking off Hatter, ask him about his "bullet proof glasses". LULZ! --Flippant 15:09, 27 September 2008 (CDT)
- You are a 28-year-old virgin who stocks shelves at Walmart. If "Space Girl" from usenet gave you a blowjob, it would be the first sexual experience of your life. --Spacey 17:27, 27 September 2008 (CDT)
- Why do you keep ignoring the question, Space-bitch? Do you think if you throw around some weak ass Hatter lames that it's somehow gonna cover up and hide the fact that you're using the same fucking identity as one of his biggest supporters on Usenet? And do you think no one noticed the fact that you took out the edits by Submit? The edits that Hatter point blank told everyone on Usenet that he DID NOT WANT on his article? You know, the edits telling every single person looking at his article that he uses the fucking thing as justification to go around ruining the shit out of people's lives and going real life on them...funny that you would want to take *THAT* out so badly. And then, huh, look what you did right afterwards...went and added a whole truckload of inane, stupid, lame, weak ass bullshit to try and cover up yer Hatter cock sucking. Well, we just can't have that, can we Hatter? Sorry bitch, but every person who looks at this article is gonna know the truth about you, and no, not the lame as fucking "I wear a diaper!" bullshit that you run around convincing weaboos and retards from PoE of. I think you'll find the regs on ED aren't quite as dumb as those frothing morons on PoE who repeated history even when the truth was right the fuck in front of their faces the whole damn time: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/31804acd3d6ecf06 Like I said, you're not fooling anyone around here, Space-bitch. --Flippant 23:56, 27 September 2008 (CDT)
- I took that shit out because it was boring. Also, you've never gone "real life" on anyone in the world, ever. This is partially - but not entirely - attributable to the fact that you are a 28-year-old virgin who stocks shelves at Walmart. --Spacey 01:04, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
- So the pictures showing Hatter as a furfag were somehow "boring", eh? Wow, what a BRILLIANT explanation Space-bitch, I can sure tell you spent a lot of time on that one. As for Hatter not going RL on anyone, just who the fuck do you think you're kidding, Space-bitch? Hatter is practically net renown for being a fuckhead of the highest order, running around netkkkoping and posting people's dox just for fun, making pastie art and then sending it to victims family and friends:
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Poofter_Gay_Pride.png
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Poofter_Weight_Watchers.png
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Poofter_Netkkkop.png
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Raymond_Dixon_aka_Rikijo.gif
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Knocked_Stupid.png
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Knoxy_Whiner.png
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Buzz_Is_Ghey.jpg
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Andrew_Cuomo_Has_A_Hard-on.png
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Coldwell_Banker_Idiocy.jpg
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Lil_Jeffy.jpg
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/_Is_This_Original.jpg
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/Furry_Warthur.png
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/PoEtards_Plagerize_Their_Mommies.png
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/Warthur_In_Diapers.png
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/The_Many_Faces_of_PoE/Butter_Queen.jpg
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/The_Many_Faces_of_PoE/HATTER_DONT_KNOW.png
- How the fuck do you think *THIS* happened you idiot:
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Sakura-con_Lawyer_Letter.png
- Cause he was just doing shit online? LOL, sure Space-bitch, sure. How much is Hatter paying you again? Does he pay you in "plastic crap"?
- Oh hey, how about the time he TRIED TO FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY ONLINE:
- http://groups.google.com/group/alt.hackers.malicious/msg/b3d02c52f1f22281
- Oh yeah, that's not going RL, nope, not at all.
- Or hey, what about THIS: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff44
- Oh yeah, what he did to Rikijo, boy *THAT* sure wasn't going RL. LOL, quick Space-bitch, run and try to baleet fucking everything! Not to mention all the shit he did with Tommy to the adult babies. Like the one he got kicked out of the military with a dishonorable discharge, because after collecting the in RL identities of hundreds of adult babies he went and decided to force all of them out of the closet. I mean, fucking hello, why the shit do you think every last person in that community wants to fucking kill the son of a bitch? You're so fucking full of shit Space-bitch and no one is buying your stupid routine. Anyone who has known Hatter for more than five fucking minutes can tell yer suckin his dick. --Flippant 05:05, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Mad Hatter, The Sick Fuck
These are probably the ones that really piss me off the most about Hatter: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/e4ca782b48528278
If he's in an argument with someone in a technical group, if that person so much as even HINTS at any of the material posted on his ED article...guess what he does? Yeah, that's right, he goes and starts sending these super nasty messages TO THEIR CLIENTS, basically telling them they got ripped off and a bunch of other fucking lies.
Here's the flipside though...he expects retaliation of the same type, that's why he hasn't added a new client to Backwater in over FOUR YEARS, despite the fact that he's obviously doing business, since there's evidence plastered all over his test platform directory: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/
Gee, why doesn't he add any of THOSE clients to Backwater? Current word on the street is that he's doing a bunch of outsourced, outsourcing. Basically one production company is hired on to do a job and then if they're too busy to handle it they'll outsource part or all of the job to Hatter. That way he gets lots of work and doesn't have any contactable clients. Also, he does *NOT* work at Wal*Mart, that's a bunch of fucking shit that was revealed by the SASS group, who attempted to go RL on Hatter in retaliation for what he did to Poofter and others (and generally for his smug, arrogant, fuckhead attitude). When they contacted Wal*Mart (multiple times according to them) they got the same answer every time...there's no one who works here by that name. It's just more of the same bullshit.
Hatter works like this...he creates obvious trollish lies about himself. Yes, they're incredibly kooky, like wearing a diaper, working at Wal*Mart, Dairy Queen, etc. But here's the thing...they're not real. And since it's not real it doesn't bother him. Essentially he uses all these lies like a big red cape whilst dodging the attacks of a raging bull. The bull goes after the bright, shiny red cape, rather than at Hatter. In the mean time Hatter then goes and sticks fucking swords into the bull, torturing it to death for his amusement.
Here's some of the quotes that others have said about Hatter (he displays these proudly, like they're badges of honor or some shit):
"He's a freak, a liar, a thief and on and on.... Anyone that supports him is either deluding themselves, or are to fearful of being on his 'bad side'." -Anonymous
"He must get off on all the hate mail; otherwise, why would he be here? Everyone here despises him! Even the most easy-going, laid-back folks." -Friedrich von Bloggenstein
"FRIEND BEAR IS JUST AN ASSHOLE GAY ASS BITCH ITS SIMPLE AS THAT HIS DADDY BUTT FUCKED HIM TO MUCH AS A BABY SO HE TAKES HIS HURT OUT ON PEOPLE THAT CANT PUT A BULLET IN HIS HEAD HE HIDES BEHIND HIS LIL COMPUTER LIFE.WHERE HE FEELS SAFE UNTIL HE CAN FIND A GAY FAG ASS MOMMY TO TAKE HIM IN " -anonymous
"I think YOU're dead, your brain at least. You know nothing of life and death. SO SHUT UP !! -Dydeepants
"GO-AWAY, AND NEVER COME-BACK AGAIN." -1of ALOT
"to freind bear , i noticed that you cause 95%precent of problems in this gruop how does this sound ? i am sure you thought of killing yourself once or twice , due to the fact that you lead a very pathetic life and picker with people on line . just choosing that name of yours is a big giveaway that you don't get along with others . well my suggestion to you is just fucking kill yourself , you are just taking up space ,and wasting time , and i am very sure that no one will miss you or care that you no longer exsist . don't even leave a note ,no one will read it"
"take it from me, God is one mean sumbitch. But just admit it, so are you."
"Funny, mean BUT funny..."
"Because I followed him from elsewhere and don't want him to keep screwing up places."
"He'll continue to be a flame-festing dillhole, because the only thing he wants to do is disrupt, and he doesn't care about the community at large."
"This guy trolls the internet for "fights" and entertains himself by running scams, creating controversy and starting/fanning flame wars."
"Anyone remember the "MadD Hatter" threads from rtl? (comments about Brickshelf, Lugnet, etc.) Remember all the controversy and bitterness fostered in a never ending flame war?"
"Many people swar off rtl due to the unregulated animosity (although I hesitate to give him that much credit)"
"I don't think we deserve the angry side of you."
"Would you give cancer or a terrorist a second chance? Don't fall for plastic sentiment, faux remorse, and hollow words..."
"Personally, I think you're laughing up your sleeve."
"What about the people that was hurt by you?"
"To discuss this with Matt any further is to court the devil with flowers and wine... a monumental mistake."
"Well, uh, I have to admit, if some of the posts he made were directed at me, I'd be a bit worried."
"Matthew used his website (in my opinion) as a tool to damage and disrupt the community. He crafted lies and misdirections, then posted something designed to stand out and direct traffic at his site."
"Based on past experience, I think you will attack anything you want when you are bored or whenever it strikes your fancy."
"Your principle form of communication seems to be antagonism."
"You enjoy manipulating people and situations in the on-line world on a level that is perverse and pathological (AND BEYOND REDEMPTION)"
"For 3 years (12 now) you have travelled from one end of the internet to the other building a reputation that is offensive by the most liberal of thinkers (how many isps, name changes, scams, troll posts, stunts, wars, etc.?"
"You employ Machiavellian antics in group interactions for the sole purpose of creating anarchy, ridiculing "the ignorance of others", and couch it in the guise of being a revolutionray or intuitive reformer"
...Hatter is a sick fucking asshat, but not because he supposedly wears diapers. It's because of the sadistic fucking shit he does to people. Honestly Spacey, how can you look at yourself in the mirror every morning knowing the truth about the "man" you're cyber dating? Do you want me to post the link in Google to that post he made about children and what should be done to them if they're found online unsupervised? I'm sure you know the one I'm talking about, Space-bitch. How does it make you feel, knowing you're doing the dirty work of such a sick, demented fuckjob? --Flippant 10:53, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
HI HATTER ShitsSoCash 12:11, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
- Oh look, another retard. Oh hey, I know how I can prove that I'm not Hatter! *digs through old folder crap* Ahhh, found them. So...who wants to see a picture of the Mad Hatter...wearing a diaper! LULZ Unbeknownst to the lesser fags on PoE (the kooky, paranoid, morons who run around claiming everyone under the sun is Hatter), also the ones who don't know jack fucking shit about Hatter other than the fact that they got diaper trolled:
- These morons weren't around back in the early 90s, when Hatter actually baleeted shit after trolling, rather than just leaving it up. Those of us who were around back then though...well a lot of us have all sorts of neat stuff that you kids haven't ever even seen before and shit that Hatter would *NEVER* fucking repost.
- I'll make a fun deal here...for every ED poster who comes forward on this talk page and agrees that Spacey is Hatter's online sex bitch...I'll post something Hatter doesn't want you to see. ^__^ --Flippant 12:34, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
- Matthew, I want you to really understand this with absolute clarity. No matter how much bullshit you spew on the internet, it can't change the objective reality of your life: you are a 28-year-old virgin who stocks shelves at Walmart. --Spacey 12:53, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
- Sorry Space-bitch, but you've been exposed. Check this out:
- I'll make a fun deal here...for every ED poster who comes forward on this talk page and agrees that Spacey is Hatter's online sex bitch...I'll post something Hatter doesn't want you to see. ^__^ --Flippant 12:34, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
- LOL, he calls you "Sparkles"...ROTFLMAO...man that shit is hilarious!
- I'm gonna post those pictures, Bitch...better go run and tell yer boyfriend. LULZ Oh and btw, yer Wal*Mart troll doesn't work anymore, Retard, the SASS posters confirmed it. --Flippant 12:58, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
- Actually, it's still funny as fuck. What did you tell your parents when you spent your "moving out" savings on a 4000 dollar hat. That's at least 6 months pay at Walmart.
- I'm gonna post those pictures, Bitch...better go run and tell yer boyfriend. LULZ Oh and btw, yer Wal*Mart troll doesn't work anymore, Retard, the SASS posters confirmed it. --Flippant 12:58, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
- ps 888 mangosteen niggerdeath ShitsSoCash 14:18, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
- For a child like you I'm sure it is, however for those of us with class it's a monumentally lame piece of trolling that only dribbling retards like you would fall for. Clinging to obvious lies because you're so desperate for Moulton hate material. He knows how fucking desperate you are too, which is why he keeps doing it. What you're obviously too stupid to comprehend though is that the more he does it and the more you slurp it up like a fat kid eating cake, the more it makes him look like some kind of super 1337 mastur troll. Admit it man, you would believe *ANYTHING* Hatter claimed so long as it made him look kooky. Including that 4 million dollar hat crap...I mean holy shit eating baby Jesus, how the fuck stupid do you got to be to fall for *THAT* retardation? And I know all you PoE regs just slurped it up without thinking, never even considering the fact that he was leading you all around on a short leash. Bullet proof glasses, 4 million dollar hat, magical fucking video encoding shit, vampirism, or his latest fuckwit claim:
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Basic%20Diagram.png
- http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Abstract.txt
- It's all obvious bullshit...bullshit he uses a pathetic excuse to be a fuckhead to people online. You're an enabler at best, Dipshit. --Flippant 14:37, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
- Matthew, people with class don't work the loading dock at Walmart. On a different note, why do you keep denying events in your own life? You were an adult baby, and you were a post-community-college fry cook at a Dairy Queen Grill and Chill, and you currently are a 28-year-old virgin who stocks shelves because you can't hold down a real job. You must be in a lot of pain, and I feel sorry for you. --Spacey 23:43, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
- Miranda, people with class don't cling to pathetic lames that have already been disproved. People with class also don't cyber date sick fucks who go around ruining people's shit for fun and then trying to claim that it's all just for lulz. Let's put you on the spot, "Sparkles"...which do you think is worse...being accused of wearing a diaper...or being grilled over this: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/e4ca782b48528278
- Obviously you're pushing for diapers, of course, if you're dating Hatter that would likely mean that *YOU* are an adult baby, which I guess explains why you love talking about them so much. Obviously Hatter is your "daddy" figure. How many verbal blow jobs do you have to give him in order to get one of yer shit filled Pampers changed? Or is he always ready, willing and able to change his "little girl's" diapers? Come on, Space-bitch, let us in on all the details! Or are you still trying to claim that he *magically* stopped being an adult baby at some point? LULZ Yer so fucking full of shit. --Flippant 02:37, 29 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Hatter's Baleeted Adult Baby Site
Hey Space-bitch...look what I've got!
LULZ, wanna see some more? I archived the *WHOLE* site...and not that piece of shit Dreamation either, I'm talking about Hatter's ORIGINAL adult baby site, the one he had back in 1994-95 (was deleted around 96), the one with all the pictures of him in diapers. ^___^ --Flippant 13:08, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
Diaperfic! The reaped folder of his old adult baby site has a bunch of stories in a folder called "mine", presumably Hatter wrote them. I'll start posting those too...one for every ED user who agrees that Spacey is Hatter's cyber cock sucking slut (based on the evidence provided). --Flippant 13:37, 28 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Spacey Is Hatter's Girlfriend Lits
Just post a short message here saying you agree along with your signature, for every one that's posted I'll post something Hatter baleeted back in the 90s. One stipulation though, you gotta be an ACTIVE ED member and you've had to have had your account for at least three months. I might make some exceptions though.
- I agree. Now post more shit from your amusingly pathetic life, fat kid. --Spacey 00:01, 29 September 2008 (CDT)
- Your vote doesn't count, "Sparkles". --Flippant 02:42, 29 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] What Now, Space-bitch "Sparkles"
I reverted yer retard, nonsense edits and put back in the stuff Hatter doesn't want anyone to see, including the stuff I ripped out of his yearbook, LULZ. How come Hatter doesn't want anyone online to know where he went to high school, Space-bitch? Is he afraid he's going to get retaliation for all the shit he's done to other people? You know, all that crap you keep trying to deny: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/e4ca782b48528278 --Flippant 09:33, 29 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Added Bonus!
Every time Hatter's girlfriend "Sparkles" tries to vandalize her boyfriend's article with shit...I'll post more stuff they don't want you to see!
I think the reason she's trying so hard to cover up and hide all these yearbook photos I keep posting is because she went to the same school and is worried about her dox getting dropped. I'll change things up by saying that *ANYONE* who vandalizes Hatter's article will result in more material being posted. LULZ, vandalize away, kids! You know Hatter, struggling is only going to make this worse for you. You better call your socks off unless you want a whole shitload of crap you don't want people to see plastered all over the place. ^__^
[edit] Hatter's Dirty Socks
The evidence against Space-bitch aka "Sparkles" is pretty overwhelming at this point, so it can be surmised that anyone supporting her is either one of her socks or a sock of Hatter's (or maybe someone really desperate for a cyber blow job from the bitch).
Here's what we got so far:
Lateral - this dude pops up out of nowhere to defend Space-bitch and her crap edits, Hatter sock, or stupid newfag...you decide.
ShitsSoCash - some other fag who pops up out of nowhere to defend Space-bitch (conveniently).—The preceding comment was added by Flippant, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
[edit] Excuse Me
If you don't mind me asking, why exactly do you know so much or care so much about this guy yet vehemently deny any association with him? ~ endedrural (talk) 
18:41, 29 September 2009 (CDT)
[edit] I am officially confused
Who is this Spacey broad that was allegedly banging Moulton? What the hell is the "Onten Seven"? And where's the goddamn docs on his weirdness already? Turkmenbashi 06:57, 30 September 2008 (CDT)
- I'm Spacey - longtime EDiot and Portal of Evil member. After seeing that I added a bunch of information to this article, Fatter has variously accused me of being a) a person he knew from Usenet who is named "Space Girl", b) a person from his old high school, c) a member of the "Onten 7", a Usenet trolling group Fatter claims exists with him as the leader but actually doesn't because he has no friends, and d) (most bizarrely of all) himself under a sock account. In actuality I'm none of those, of course... he just has a tenuous grasp on reality. It's made more confusing because he talks about himself in the third person. --Spacey 07:21, 30 September 2008 (CDT)
- Actually that bit's not confusing. I was just hoping Flippant/Fatter would give some epic megapost about how he's the most dastardly mustache-twirling villain in the whole history of the internet or something before he got banned again. The rest of us at PoE didn't even notice this until the 29th. Turkmenbashi 07:14, 2 October 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Science!
Courtesy of the fine folks at Portal of Evil. http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/browse_thread/thread/198f27bb2b04f030/ee8054c91446de43 Turkmenbashi 07:26, 2 October 2008 (CDT)
