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Talk:Oprah Winfrey
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Please expand with drama and lulz from the Internets, not crap. --Jacknstock 01:31, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Aside from the Condozzeeelelellalalal Rice photo, why does this even exist? --Mister Six 00:05, 24 Nov 2005 (UTC)
ZOMG IT LIVES AGAIN. And it also doesn't seem to be shitty. Slayer of horizontal scroll bars, lulz 05:49, 3 December 2007 (CST)
No I don't know what this looked like before it was moved or in its first drafts but this still seems to fail it very pretty hard. > < y ▪talk▪ 
06:41, 3 December 2007 (CST)
We DO need an Oprah article, but it needs more info and a mention of her dramawhoring with the African School. (FUCK YOU AMERICA YOUR KIDS ONLY WANT IPODS AND CELL PHONES! I'M GOING TO AFRICA WHERE THEY EAT DIRT AND ONLY WANT AN EDUCATION!) And the fact that she had taken in some kids from Africa spoiled the shit out of them and then got mad when they went from just wanting a simple education to wanting goodies like every other American kid. And then there's the fact that this school was mainly made just for her ego and fame rather than to help. Also, Oprah has a youtube presence now. Hardcase 17:57, 13 December 2007 (CST)
After speaking to an Armchair psychologist who has been studying Oprah, Oprah may have control issues, might be something to add. Hardcase 21:54, 21 December 2007 (CST)
Why is there nothing on Oprah pimping out Obama? Hardcase 01:52, 26 January 2008 (CST)
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[edit] Over 9000 Penises, the game
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Looky what I made. User:Beastialman/Beastialman
[edit] Oprah's special friend.
Why is there no mention of Oprah's lesbian partner "special friend" Gale and the fact that she keeps Stedman as an ornament and/or a baby sitter for he dogs? Kakabrain 13:30, 20 June 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Holy Laser Jesus
This article is made of pure FAIL and AIDS. At least it was before I got to it. You're welcome, ED.Juggerbot 16:37, 23 July 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Holy repetition, Batman! Reiteration is redundant!
the article seems okay overall, but Jebus H. Christ does it get annoying when every other internal link refers to Lie. Lolcow was funny the first 2 times but also got old. Can we at least try to spice things up with lulzier synonyms, antonyms, and hyperbole? i didn't see one mention of aspies in there.
[edit] Over 9000 penises?
There is some talk on /b/ that Oprah said today in her show something about Anonymous "never forgeting, never forgiving, and having 9000 penises" Srsly, wtf?
I added the video link for great justice. I didn't add much else because I didn't want to fag up the page too much with my lack of wiki-editing knowledge. -SB
Also. The image. It is funny. Someone get it uploaded.../r/ all versions of oprah scouter/dr.phil scouter.
Does it deserve it's own page? I think it does, but i'm a pussy and afraid of starting it. However I have a few pics, just put them into a gallery in the 9000 penises section, for now. Please admins or experienced editors change it, delete or whatever as it fits your lulzy desires. Starckar 19:26, 19 September 2008 (CDT)
This is even funnier than the Sarah Palin thing. 4chan, I have regained faith in you! - 
Crazyconan (Chat wit me, bitches) 23:22, 20 September 2008 (CDT)
Man, someone has to be able to tie the over 9000 cock strong pedobear episode in with something relating to her african rape schools. Protecting children from virtual predators, while pimping out niglets IRL.
[edit] Dead Oprah rumors
Oh lawdy, Anon has struck back already http://i33.tinypic.com/2hnte9k.gif You can see rumors about this floating about. Its brand new so it might take some time. She is going to be pissed. .Zellos
[edit] Ebaumsworld dickery
I'm pretty fucking sure it was a 4channer who did this, from the whole 'does not forgive, does not forget' stuff so why the fuck are ebaumsworld trying to jump on and claim this?
wow. you are a fucking idiot. you, apparently, have no place editing articles with that level of misunderstanding. I hope to christ you havent fucked up this website with your failure. In order to save the lulz from your ignorance, I will just point you to this line of text: "On a lighter note, all raids performed by any sect of Anonymous is automatically the work of Ebaumsworld. No exceptions." The fact that you did not already know this as second nature indicates that you are likely part of the anti-lulz. your reference to a "4channer" also indicates you are likely a person who found ED through a news article or google search on some random meme you heard about. you are the exact type of person that we all strive to distance from the lulz.
- Well you're both fucking morons for not signing your posts but otherwise I have to agree with the second person. As to the first person, lurk more you stupid fucking faggot. Either that or go eat a bag of niggerdicks. I don't care which one it is, but don't foul up ED with your shit until you have done one or the other You. Stupid. Filthy. Jew. --Lol Wut 19:00, 21 September 2008 (CDT)
Damn I made a fucking Newfag mistake, my Rage got the best of me, flame away, I deserve it. --Hatefag 16:50, 22 September 2008 (CDT)
[edit] LMFAO
""I'm pretty fucking sure it was a 4channer who did this, from the whole 'does not forgive, does not forget' stuff so why the fuck are ebaumsworld trying to jump on and claim this?""
You fucking fail, and dont even know why.--Tok`ra 01:19, 22 September 2008 (CDT)
Hatefag wrote the original message, I say we let him know of his faggotry. -Lolinnernets
- So do you think a shit ton of lurk moar templates are in order for his user page? --Lol Wut 15:34, 22 September 2008 (CDT)
- And maybe the pain series, too (try this shit). -Lolinnernets
