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Seriously?

~~HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS~~ HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

It looks like Anonymous took it seriously, because I have yet to hear of any new plans for protesting. HedgeJew 16:02, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

www.whyweprotest.com There's a vanraid planned on the 13th of December Anon1335 20:27, 4 December 2008 (CST)

That gold infor pack is a king amongst packs

its large and hard to distribute but i may make a bunch of copies at a kinkos or something. also i am wondering why isnt this like given out moar often, i really think this pack deserves its own website honestly. its very informative, like my penis

Urgent Digg

YouTube rolls out Scientology double standard = Digg, Digg Digg. Go gogogo!

$cilons

They've got sites up saying all kinds of shit.
Something needs to be done about these.
And liek nao.

Links in question:
http://thewaytohappiness.org/
http://www.anonymous-exposed.org/

沖 06:17, 13 April 2008 (EDT)

My moar worthless comments

I really honestly thought that annonymous was really lulzy and all but kind of cruel(not that their more mundane(myspace idiots) targets were great people either). and when this started was kind of thinking, its going to be an unending kinda silly attack on a website.

this is fucking amazing to say the least. absolutely amazing. ive bitched and bitched about modern protests being these weak "hay guise were going to city hall and saying hey man can we picket outside of that place on this day?" things led by suburban mothers and fathers who are activists for one weekend per month and then go back to their jobs as executives on whatever stupid fucking corperation they work for. ive bitched and bitched about armchair revolutionaries and how there hasnt been a good protest in a long time. how protest have been stupid, pointless and lack any spirit whatsoever. this is amazing. its undending. its devoted and passionate. its over 9000 individuals united in one cause. each person protesting as individuals, not a mob with a slogan that was passed along by some politcal party. this is astounding.

its something thats going to get something done. its all that a protest should be, everything every war protest over the last 3 decades has been lacking. drive, commitment and individuality. its got soul, its got passion, its inspiring all kinds of people, not just internet kids but all kinds of people. and thats what makes this unique, its not a mass, you really understand that its over 9000 people, and each of those people are not a simple mass of human, they're individual, they're all differenet, they're not over 9000 people at a protest, they're over 9000 people congregating under a cause

-iamusingtheinternets

This "raid" is fucking pathetic. Where the fuck is the lulz? Nowhere, thats where. I mean seriously. Picketing some retarded cult and hugging people is neither lulzy or badass. It is fucking pathetic. gb24chan faggots --Cjhard 02:34, 22 April 2008 (CDT)

This "raid" wouldn't be so fucking pathetic if it actually had the power to actually destroy Scientology (don't hold your breath), or if the participants weren't so tediously fucking earnest about the whole goddamned thing. Anonymous is the feared final boss of the internet, not a fucking protest movement with homemade Longcat t-shirts, you stupid Britfags and moralfags. The longer this shit drags out, the moar the e-jihadis are turning into humorless Scientologist clones themselves. We all already knew it's a retarded cult that believes in aliens. Now either bring some lulz to the party, or pack it up and go back to stroking yourselves to furry incontinence porn on the Chans, you faggots. --Netparrot 08:59, 7 May 2008 (CDT)

My comments

First of all, I'm damn proud of what Anon has accomplished since January. Everyone who said Project Chanology was gonna be epic fail has now either 1) shut up, 2) joined the cause, or 3) disappeared from the earth entirely. The bitchslap by the judge of Clearwater to Scifags was nothing short of epic. The pickets were fine too.

However, I think for the next round of Youtube skirmishes, Anon needs to inform people that there are no leaders of said group. I heard on G4 last night during AotS that Scifags released a video revealing the identities of 4 Anon "leaders". It didn't clarify whether the Scifags claimed these kids were the leaders, or if in fact the 4 Anons claimed to be leaders. But either way, this needs to be addressed sooner rather than later. If more newfags claim to be Anon leaders, this could fuck up the growth of the Project. Also, if we act on this now, the Scifags will be knocked down several more notches, exposing that they are trying to justify a force the likes of which they know nothing about.

I'd attempt to make these vids myself, but I'm just a lousy CS1 student who currently doesn't have access to such warez.

-Meta Lulz1

TL;DR, Get the non-Anon public informed that we are legion, with NO leaders, and that those who claim to be leaders are either Anti-Anons, or fabricated lies made up by the Co$.

YouTube faggotry

Yeah, yeah, I know, it's been said many times. I somehow cannot signup for a new account there. I would reommend uploading to other sites such as Veoh, DailyMedia or whatever because you won't be fucked over. YouTube pisses me off. I have an account there, and I am seriously regretting it. DeathTap 08:46, 18 March 2008 (CDT)

Don't regret it! We have seriously been lacking in the spread of our message! Sure, we got JewTube, but what about the rest of the internet?

It's important that we are EVERYWHERE. We have to reiterate our main points: no leader, our purpose is altruistic, we will not stop; and
the facts about the Cult of $cientology, i.e. Hubbard was a science-fiction writer and that they
have forced women to have abortions. We need to be on MySpace, Facebook, hell, everywhere! Also, warning: Neopets is actually
controlled and run by the $cilons. They are already everywhere! We must be as well! We need things like our own
paper, magazine and shit, and several podcasts at least. We need to expand if we really want to win. This is a crusade.
We must not forgive. We must not forget. We must have no mercy. We must be relentless in our assualt. We must
free the people from censorship and lies and faggotry and religion should be free, etc, etc, etc.
沖 22:36, 6 April 2008 (CDT)

Coincidence? I think not. --Lemisere 22:09, 1 May 2008 (CDT)

Father Anonymous

Sorry if it's misplaced. I don't use wikis and such. I'm assisting

Proposal for a revised Operational Front : Project Mayhem

Scientology gets it's money from two major sources: untaxed donations, and Church-authorized “training” documents. While we cannot directly affect their untaxed donations, we can affect their most important tax cover operation. I believe if we proliferate every document we can find that they charge money for, we can blow their taxable income off the radar, and allow the IRS to increase their priority on their untaxed donations.

This will not work when it comes to the purpose you're suggesting. These people believe in a spiritual component. This means that to reach the next level involves being at a certain spiritual 'wavelength' before you're properly 'ready' to learn this information. Add in that most Scientologists want to 'contribute' to their community, and they won't take advantage of the documents being spread around. The REAL worth of finding and spreading their documents would be for investigation by legitimate authorities. And who knows? Maybe something seedy will be unearthed, if taken from the right source.

Step x/0: Theory

Glorious Anon has discovered Spirit of Man last night and we've begun to spread it to the filehosts. It was Dugg to death and helped get us Slashdotted. This is good news. But we need to get focused on who these documents really should be going to. The general public doesn't care and has no idea what half of these dox are. Therefore, we need to find a way to ship the goods to actual Scientologists who are currently paying through the nose for these goods. If we cannot convince them they are wrong, then we should help them think they are right and save them a buck while doing so!

If piracy can bring down the RIAA, it can bring down some silly Man-God, amirite?

Step 1: Get them dox!

Each person downloads them sweet, sweet dox found here and elsewhere on the tubes.
Go to MassMirror.com and upload the dox. It will duplicate them to 6 major filehosts and give you links for them all.
Provide Torrents for each file we find en masse.
Tag the file with: Free Church-Authorized Scientology Resources
By the power of Anon, we will have thousands of personal links (do not post those temp links on the wiki/boards/etc. They are your personal weapons.) that will keep their legal teams so preoccupied they will have a backlog of C&D's to fire off.

Step 2: Save the Poor!

Scientologist groups on Social Networking site (Facebook, Myspace, Friendsterlol, etc.)
Google “Ideal Org” to find the Church-sanctioned blogs by Scientologists.
Find any and every Scientologist you can get.

Step 3: Copypasta

Contact them and be nice with one of any of the following copypastas:

Hey. I'm curious about Scientology and I found this on the Internet. Are these documents real?
Save yourself a buck and get Scientologist material for free!
Train to become Clear without paying RTC!

Then place your personal links of the dox.

Step 4: Remain Persistent

The theory is that if we offer a cheap and irremovable outlet for the dox that actual Scientologists pay out the ass to get, they will propagate the material through their own sekrit networks and drive demand down, causing an economic strike against CoS coffers. This is why Scientology sues to have shit removed: it affects the illusions they create!

If we become the printing press to Martin Luther's Reformation, then Scientology will split in half!

1 is good.

2 and 3 have mental stops already brainwashed into them. They are willing to pay even though they are in debt. They think that if they don't pay it wont really work. And most debt ridden scienos have serious problems in believing their debts will vanish into mid air over night. They are brainwashed into "make it go right" and if only they get over the next level or read the next rewritten book they will manifest lots of money through their "special powers".

Gaia Fags

As per Phase 2, spreading shit around, I spread it onto Gaia (like that fucktard I am), but as usual, none of those emofagz take any interest in their wellbeing. Fuck them. But I am doing my duty. FOR THE LULZ!!!111!1!!one!!11 http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/general-discussion/the-war-against-cientology-project-chanology/t.37055933/

New Guild up. http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/index.php?gmode=index&guild_id=36093 DeathTap 16:02, 26 January 2008 (CST)DT

—The preceding comment was added by shishikyuu, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. nope, that wasn't me. --Shishikyuu 15:01, 24 January 2008 (CST) Sorry, was me. Forgot. DeathTap 16:02, 26 January 2008 (CST)DT

What a fag -Nam Macs 00:30, 24 January 2008 (CST)

Site has no images rofl.

They removed all the images from their site. (http://scientology.org)... Great measures against DDOS, lol.

—The preceding comment was added by Anonymous1138, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Video Link

Maybe I'm missing it, but how is this page complete without a link to the video in question? Anonymous is not simply content to silence his enemy. The enemy must be embarassed. The enemy must be destroyed.

It's hosted on Gawker at the moment and they have no intention of taking it down. http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress

Phase 9

Put this whole plan on the internet!!!...?

Start date

So... do we start the 18th @ 6 pm EDT, or the 20th @ 8:30 pm EDT? Conflicting infos...

Phase 1 starts on the 18th

Other phases will continue for all eterity if they have to μαχ

Shortly after the assault begins, we must also begin leaking information to the press.

We make no mention of anonymous, not even of Ebaums world.

Only let them know what we want them to know. That the Church of Scientology is under attack.

This is where your Proxies will be useful. Create a false Email, takes a whole 5 minutes on Yahoo. Start sending messages to whatever news services you can. CNN, NBC, ABC, FOX, CBS, BBC, AP, Reuters, hell even Al Jazeera.

UPDATE: SECOND WAVE

1/18/08 was FUCKING beautiful, anon. I see it continues as scientology.org is down again, and the secondary target I believe goes down and up (rtc.org).

Anon needs to regroup and re-attack at a designated, publicized time. This time, the objectives will be the same and then some. I've heard some people talking about Monday, 1/21/08 at 6PM EST, which is perfect.

Tonight and tomorrow, we need to get the time for the second wave posted on the chans, on digg, on ebaums of course as well. That is your current objective, anon. Keep gigaloading the scifags when you can but MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS!!

OBJECTIVES:

Bringing the sites down

The primary target is again Scientology.org. Secondary target is rtc.org, to be attacked when Scientology.org is down and not responding to ping. Finally, www.scientologyhandbook.org is the third target, to be attacked when RTC.org is down.

ALERT THE MEDIA

This is the second most important part of the second wave. We need media coverage, so place calls to foxnews, MSNBC, ABC, and CBS telling them about what's going on. DO NOT MENTION /B/ OR EBAUMSWORLD, just say "a bunch of websites on the internet".

Tie Up Phone Lines, black faxes

Same as before, more lulzy this time

MAKE SURE RAIDCHAN RADIO KNOWS ABOUT THE SECOND WAVE

IRL RAIDS Obviously to be planned by area, but this needs to be better planned and more strongly informed, be sure to use the forums if you want to raid IRL.

/OBJECTIVES

INFO: "The board" is right now the base of operations for opCosPlay. Should this board go down, raiders are instructed to report to /i/ to get instructions to the new base.

Phase 7

What about a phase 7... need a physical attack of some kind. Harassing the members on the phone will only take us so far...

The Plan : ANON'S INSTRUCTONS

As of late this half-baked operation is dubbed Project Chanology.

Phase 1:

THEY HAVE PHONES!

Our first phone target is the Dianetics hotline:1-800-367-8788

Call it and do one of the following;

Rickroll + BELAIR them.

Sing the hits of various Motown artists.

Ask them why there's a volcano on the cover of Dianetics.

Ask to speak to high-profile Scientologists.

Inquire as to what was L. Ron Hubbard's favorite recreational drug.

Ask them if they have a Scientology For Tots program.

Ask them to give you free Jenny Craig dieting tips.

Recite the Emancipation Proclamation.

Quote line upon line from your favorite [adult swim] program.

The objective of Phase 1 is to bug the hell out of them en masse. We must cause a ripple within their tranquil, Xenu-loving community.

Phase 2:

We set up shell sites. This is where the most richest and Elite of /b/tards come in.

Simply put, we place all of the known facts of Scientology, and its inner workings onto it, in one repeating flash video, and we both digg it, upload it to YouTube under various names, as well as upload it to YouPorn and several other places. By then, they should take notice. Also, email it to them.

This is phase 2.

Phase 3. By the time the video circulates around the internet, and eventually leaking onto news stations like Fox and CNN, the shell site that we say that we come from will get a cease and desist letter from a Scientology lawyer, including the persons name, phone number, place of employment, and fax number. This is where we bring the big guns out. We Harass the lawyer, and his/her Lawfirm: We call them, fax them Goatse and other shit, and complain to her/his boss that she/he is a crack whore/rapist/nigger/ whatever.

Scientology will begin to counter attack.

This is Phase 3.

Phase 4 This is where it all hangs out. This is the Climax of everything. This is where the most Elite, the ones who actually know what they're talking about begin their line of work. Getting into the scientologist system will take time and effort. This will take more than just sitting in your basement whacking it to Hentai while you make crank calls and use gigaloader. Whoever will complete this will be a god in the eyes of Anonymous. One of us must get into a Church of Scientology. Preferably a small one in a small town some where, run by only a few people. Bring along with you a flash drive with Keylogger in it. You must do whatever is possible to get behind the front desk. Get someone to distract the people at the front desk. While they are busy, sneak to the tower of the computer under the desk, load the keylogger, and let it sit. Walk out, and come back in a day or two.

This is Phase 4.

Phase 5 The select individual mentioned before will go back to their local CoS. Using the same technique, get the flash drive and the contents of teh keylogger, and make sure you wipe the logger form teh comp. They'll usually have little to no virus protection. more than likely, you'll have the passwords and usernames for at least one of the employees. More than likely, they'll have wireless internet set up, so bring a laptop. Hide somewhere outside the CoS building and connect to the net using their wireless. You'll now be using their IP. On the keylogger, you should also get a link or something that will take you to the OL database of scientologist within that area. You should be prompted for a username and password, and it will verify it through your IP. Log in, and search around for a record of Current and former Scientologists in the area, and see if you can cause general havoc with them. Copy and paste the list of Scientologist and their numbers/addresses and emails etc and post it into a new .txt. Get teh fuck out of there, the cops may be alerted.

This is phase 5.

Phase 6 Take the list you gathered, get it on your main comp, and place it in a rar, and embed it into a peice of JB. Everyone, this next part is important. We must all keep this in teh back of our minds. You will post the image on /b/, in a new thread. You will post this in the text field: "Itty Bitty Baby Boats Farter than Bob" This will be the code word. All Anon will proceed to download the image, open the rar, and begin to call the numbers listed. Scientology will not be pleased.

This is phase 6.

Aditional Info:

Some Hak5 fans put together a USB app where when you plug it in, it steals the Internet Explorer history and saved form information, IM passwords, email passwords, XP password hashes, and product keys! Keep in mind it does all of this in seconds, all in the background. So you literally walk up to a computer, plug it in, unplug it, and walk away. Or you say that you need to get a document off of your USB drive, whatever. Note that the computer has to be logged in as an administrator to do some of this, but pretty much all computers are.

Downloads: If you have a U3 compatable USB drive: ~~http://www.users.on.net/~simmo_89/switchblade/V2.0BETA2.zip~~
If you don't: http://www.hak5.org/packages/files/Switchblade-Siliv-1-3-0-1.zip</code>

Gigaload Instructions:

1. Gigaloader.com

If above fails, http://belair.freehostia.com/index.php

2. Pictures:

3. HIGH AS POSSIBLE

4. MESSAGE: "DDOS BY EBAUMSWORLD"

5. ???

6. PROFIT!!!

Weatherman 17:53, 16 January 2008 (CST)

The Scientology website has been blacklisted from Gigaloader:

This site is blacklisted: http://www.scientology.org/interview/images/landing-page_02.jpg Reason: Possible Scientology site << Go back

USE A PROXY WHEN YOU DO THE ABOVE AMUSEMENTS,

to hide your IP address, or the Scientologists will subpoena your ISP and they'll hand you over. Here are some more proxy servers that will hide your IP:

Be sure to test first and see whether Proxychecker can see your true IP: http://www.gigaloader.com/proxychecker/index.php

--| »⇔«¿ 23:50, 17 January 2008 (CST)

REDDIT

Can someone make sure this looks good, its currently #54 on reddit --girlvinyl 22:44, 16 January 2008 (CST)

yeah, no prob. Weatherman 23:06, 16 January 2008 (CST) SP

talk to a live nude scientologist

WISE - World Institute of Scientology Enterprises This is an association of businesses that use "L Ron Hubbard's business methods" (i.e. they are owned by Scientologists). All businesses in this association (as of 2004) are listed here, with names and addresses

Some of those businesses are home businesses, dentists, etc. So, the contact details are actually useful.

tl;dr about this.

"Completion Lists": Names, no addresses, but many will be Google-able. Check out all the links where it says "Source publications for the Scientology Statistics Project." Linked from those pages are lists of Dianetifags, some lists also giving the city.

All for entertainment value and good times. --| »⇔«¿ 00:07, 17 January 2008 (CST)

ITT newfags

This has been suggested for FUCKING AGES.

This was refused because IT IS A STUPID IDEA AND YOU ARE STUPID PEOPLE.

loldongs 03:10, 17 January 2008 (CST)

lol scientologist in the house

Who cares. It is fun and they deserve it. --| »⇔«¿ 11:10, 17 January 2008 (CST)

ruh roh

Scientology attacking back? Insurgency wiki down. --| »⇔«¿ 11:10, 17 January 2008 (CST)

If/When it'll be IRL, check the examples on clambake and on wikipedia that manage to get past the rules lawyers Lamont Cranston 21:48, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Junk

More of a comment than article content, IMO.

“	On that note, notice we killed Hal Turner, who ran an offensive radio constantly being attacked and told to stop broadcasting, and now we BECAME Hal Turner, with an offensive radio that is being told to shut down by CoS. Irony anymuch? (Clearly after this we should become a cult.)	„

- Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 22:21, 17 January 2008 (CST)

Just a worthless suggestion on my part but plox to be trolling alt.religion.scientology. It is RIDDLED with scifag socks & trolls the same way a mangy dog is infested with fleas. Especially this Scilon "Tom N" who doesn't think much of the powers of Anonymous. Captain Tripps 23:46, 31 March 2008 (CDT)

Added some screen caps of the trolling of the aforementioned SciFag. It didn't take long! Hope these images are lulz worthy. - Captain Tripps 01:38, 1 April 2008 (CDT)

Wondering why

...this was listed under The Cancer That is Killing /b/, but now I think I see why.

Good god, that plan will never work. If Anon has to get up and go too far, Anon won't do it.

-RageTH

Anonymous has no life, remember? But hey, if it works... --Jigsaw 11:01, 20 January 2008 (CST)

Because Scientology is the cancer that is killing the world. And Anonymous is the anti-hero to save everybody. --Tadpole 17:44, 20 January 2008 (CST)

Most of the time Anonymous just fucks shit up and destroys people's lives but every once in a while Anonymous saves a bitch. --Dralven 02:15, 25 January 2008 (CST)

dude i am wasted, seriously plz explain what the fuck is up with the project

dude i am wasted, seriously plz explain what the fuck is up with the projectWeatherman 23:19, 18 January 2008 (CST)

Doesn't look like any success was had on the internets. Scientology.org is running really well. Maybe the IRL raids went better GravyFish 02:20, 19 January 2008 (CST)

As Half-Baked As It Is...

As half-baked as it is, my insomniac self is willing to give this a whirl. Those Scientologist bastards razed my uncle's house to the ground years ago. Plus, what else am I gonna do at 2 AM, anyway?

- Luftwaffle

They BURNED DOWN HIS HOUSE?

...

Why? --Magnum0pus 18:09, 29 January 2008 (CST)

I demand an explanation and/or pictures of this event. --Dralven 01:11, 31 January 2008 (CST)

Soup ED

Anyone know any good CoS fora/message boards? I would find them myself, but I'm too fucking lazy to do so. Informing the nutters that they're evil educated oneness bastards led to big lulz back on usenet. --Mr Treason 05:44, 19 January 2008 (CST)

http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/scientology
http://community.beliefnet.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=212
http://forums.randi.org/tags/index.php/scientology/
Just a few that I found. I would stick mainly to the above tactics, though. It seems that some of the threads in these forums are people bashing scientology anyway, so I don't know how lulzy it can really be.--Endedrural 19:25, 19 January 2008 (CST)Endedrural

Meh, I was looking for their own forums more than anything else, but thanks all the same. The lulz flow when you get them all affronted over their beliefs, and engage them in 'serious religious debate'. --Mr Treason

I think we should pose as Evangelical Christians, and claim that CoS is the spawn of satan. This way, they will attack each other. Drama and lulz will be had if anything. --Tadpole 17:46, 20 January 2008 (CST)

The actual site might have an official forum/message board, but since it's down, we have no way to know.--Endedrural 12:05, 20 January 2008 (CST)Endedrural

MOAR

while the latter phases are good ideas, they're just that: ideas. nobody is going to do them.
we need to build something moar on top of that, while not completely throwing those ideas out. keep up the vamping and prank calls, but a video REALLY needs to be made

capslock, srsbsns Anonymous1138

safemessenger

we should seriously consider talking through [1], as these douchebags have one of the fucking strongest legal teams evar, not to mention alien spirits and airplanes Anonymous1138

Well, if eBaumsworld DOES get the blame (which I seriously doubt), then the two of the world's strongest legal teams will battle it out in a war that may rival Catnarok in scale. HedgeJew 13:13, 20 January 2008 (CST)

Divide and conquer, HedgeJew, divide and conquer. AND THEN GET FOX NEWS TO COVER THE AFTERMATH. --Mr Treason

I thought this project was fail until I saw this

http://digg.com/programming/Scientology_s_secret_documents_hacked_by_i_s_Splongcat

"Hackers from the /i/nsurgency, a splinter group of anonymous raided scientology's secret, even sacred documents this morning. Documents were leaked. Splongcat, after raiding replied with "For the /i/nsurgency! Oh and, we did it for lulz." www.xanga.com/lordxenu"

MoarVespeneGas

"Do to cognition. Note it down." My new favorite phrase.--Endedrural 15:35, 20 January 2008 (CST)Endedrural

This made the front page of Fark today [2]. PrettyLateMachine 20:54, 20 January 2008 (CST)

Warmer. - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 21:33, 20 January 2008 (CST)

This is old news

But still funny.. South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have all but declared war on the Church of Scientology following member Tom Cruise's successful move to have episode Trapped in the Closet pulled from US screens.

Comedy Central canned a repeat of the offending programme due to air last Wednesday, provoking the show's creators to declare to Variety: "So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. "Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/20/south_park_repeat/ --Tomb 22:13, 20 January 2008 (CST)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=E5AoBnjwdjo

everyone watch this vid, follow links and junk, follow the link to the interview vid and use the links at the end to save and keep uploading to youtube

keep doing your work anon

General de Sade's Recommendations

Gentlemen.

I am General de Sade. Yes, I am named after the famous 18th century Libertine, the great Marquis de Sade. His highness would have been thrilled at the current manifestation of 4chan. It's current war with Scientology, a zealous and thuggish cult, is no different than the theological conflicts of his day. The Memory of de Sade is more than just a dream state of repressed teenage sexuality. He is one of the great proto-Nihilists in human history. While we was distinctively immoral on his personal pleasures, when engaging in his war against the cults of his time, he was remarkably amoral. I intend to do the same and bring to light some useful methods during your crusade.

This is not a grand speech to rally or electrify the masses. I will get straight to the point: you are up against overwhelming odds. Many of us mock the foolishness of believing an actual omnipresent deity exists and comes down from it's excessive schedule to communicate directly with us. But what we can all agree upon is that such a fantasy can inspire a human to do incredible things. CoS does not believe in a traditional God. However, it puts stock in it's mortal, human, and flawed messiah figure: L.R.H. CoS operates off an aggressively altruistic message of saving humanity from itself, inspired by L.R.H's long writing history of B-grade space opera. While such things are cute in moderation, the CoS has become a multi-national institution that preys off of the hopes of the secluded and desperate. I personally could care less if the weak are magnetized to the message of sociopathic man-gods. But if enough people throw money at such a message, and back it up their words with a militant litigation (and eventually militant activity), then we experience a problem. They are an inspired mass of newly-found divine confidence hellbent on teaching us that our cynicism, our method of coping with a fucked up world by mocking it, is essentially wrong. We, the amoralistic bastards of the 21st century, are the natural enemies of Scientology.

With that said, we must never underestimate our enemy. In their eyes, we are more than just heartless, godless heathens. We are potential converts to them. They have much experience in dealing with the hopeless, the guiltless, the trash and very scum amongst us. They have taken heroin addicts from wasting their family's retirement on some useless drug and taught them to spent it on more fruitful endeavors, such as the CoS's coffers. They are backed by more than a pack of lawyers chomping at the bit. They engaged us because they wish to fold us into their flock. They believe they can integrate us into their 'universalist' mission to save the damned. 4chan, while you possess the tactical benefits of decentralization and are able to strike from the shadows, CoS counters your methods by being righteously persistent. Anon may not forgive or forget, but CoS neither forgives, forgets, or runs out of money. Even so, I truly believe CoS can be forced to capitulate by our hands, but we must become a mobilized weapon that is specialized for precisely this task. Is 4chan brave enough to take on that challenge? Can Anon achieve it's glorious destiny amongst the famous God Killers of history: Luther, de Sade, and Nietzsche?

Project Chanology has proven to be a useful mode of attack against the CoS, drawing their ire and starting up the engine of frivolous lawsuits they are notorious for. However, in the big picture, Chanology is simply a handbook for skirmishing. It is the Guerrilla Tactics for Dummies equivalent for modern electronic warfare. I mean no disrespect. I understand it's construction is hastily adapting to the situation. Yes, tactics can kill the enemy, but if actions are not achieved under the umbrella of a long-term strategy, then you are wasting precious resources. CoS will not fold. They will not be beaten easily. When 4chan has lost all interest in continuing, CoS will keep on with it's agenda of conversion. You have dug yourselves into a trench where the only exit strategy we have will not prevent the total extermination that CoS seeks of us. Some of you already feel the weight of that decision, but I urge you, soldier, to hold your position! You are on the front lines of the most important event in Internet History.

I urge those in control of Chanology to heed the words of history and develop your strategy from there. One cannot go toe-to-toe against an energized mass of zealousness and hope to win, especially one with exponentially more resources an their command. Religion is immune to outside pressure because of this, BUT it is susceptible to internal division. As long as it's masses remain fervent, all that is required is an insider that can speak their language and sows the seeds of foment. I offer the tale of Martin Luther, the founder of the Protestant Reformation. With the technology of the printing press, he was able to not only construct ideas that lead to the reduction of power of the Church, but he was able to speak directly to their masses in their zealous dialect with his pamphlets and books. As the wars raged on in Europe between the fallout, the scientific masters of reason were finally allowed to expand from the repressive theocratic culture of the time.

I do not believe 4chan is capable of producing a deep-cover operative without that agent being compromised by the seductive sway of 'salvation'. I recommend getting to know some Christfags, Jewfags, Islamfags, etc. These Old Religions have been around the block and their institutions subconsciously reflect the problems associated with 'divine burnout'. Their hearts are already filled with the 'love of their God' and thusly, do not risk the problems of being converted. All they need to be convinced of is that the CoS is a heretical cult that must be destroyed in the name of their God.

The Great Marquis de Sade would have been delighted at the idea of pitting two religions against one another, resulting in their mutual distraction and splintering. If the Old Religions cannot stay the course, then who amongst 4chan would be able to throw their Anon status on the sword for the glory of the cause? Those who command Chanology, understand that you must wage a religious war in the context of a religious war in order to achieve victory. Remain amoral and understand all assets are disposable. The only thing that matters is victory at all costs. CoS can only be defeated if they splinter internally!

My picture is a password-protected Rar file. In this archive is my emblem. If I must communicate with you again, I will reveal the password of the Rar in my next missive and unveil the contents of the archive so that you will know that General de Sade is amongst you once more. Good luck, soldiers.

~General de Sade

TL;DR
Anonymous1138

tl;dr, yes. But I read through the whole thing, and our so-called "General" does have a point. Scientology has that which Anonymous could never have: unlimited disposable income...and that allows for great power and the ability to outlast anything. That's how ebaumsworld does it. For all we know, this so-called "epic raid" could merely be as a buzzing fly in their vision at the moment. It is a bit of a disappointment that, if the "General's" argument holds true, Anonymous will have to resort to devoting its entire attack force to bring $cientology to its knees. This would leave no time for easier prey, including pretentious camwhores like GoddessMine, sick fuck pedos like Chris Forcand and BAWWWWWWing furfags like Zeriara. We fap to our pr0n and lulz hearty...for tomorrow, who knows? This may be a bite that is more than Anonymous can chew. HedgeJew 09:04, 22 January 2008 (CST)

Greetings, Anon. I have come to address further concerns.

I know my initial passage was wordy and lengthy, but the full picture must be described in order to understand where to strike. I, a self-professed master of history, have seen such grand movements before. It is the classic tale of the problems associated with the powerful, moralistic crusaders attempting to supplant the grittiness of reality with Utopian ideals. Irregardless of individual consensus, 4chan/Anon/b/ is a community that shows all the signs of becoming the foundation of a modern intellectual resurgence. They are in tune with the brutality of the universe and stand up to it by saying 'Is that all?' The scientists of the Enlightenment performed the same feat by demanding God should provide more wonders to examine and study.

Anon will not have to divert all of it's forces into a single focus. Diversification is required for an over-all strategy to work. The core of any successful military campaign is distraction and disinformation. It is acceptable to provide the Cos with free targets of opportunity to unload their emotional righteous wrath upon as long as you have agents, propaganda, and 'obvious troop movement' behind the lines telling them what qualifies as a target of opportunity. In the mean time, only a handful of ruthless specialists are required to truly penetrate the organization.

The weakest point in any security system are not complex math equations, firewalls, load balancers, or script kiddie exploits. The weakest point is the human heart. Find the vices of prolific Scientologists and gather them as resources. Do not expose them freely and quickly. Collect them, and assemble a mountain of data that you can twist and turn as leverage when the pieces are in place and the moment is right. You must be able to paint a masterpiece with many colors, not just occasional spurts of wanton graffiti.

Anon, remain strong. You can do this.

~General de Sade

fucking faggots think they're too cool for lulz

This is win, and fuck anyone who says otherwise right up the ass. The best thing about this is that since we are rallying the forces of all the internets besides Anon, Anonymous has now become the good guys. Holy dick does that sound weird to say, but it's true. This was taken from the prlog story (http://www.prlog.org/10046797-internet-group-anonymous-declares-war-on-scientology.html):
"About Anonymous:

Anonymous is a collective composed of many Internet users, combined under one name. The group gained fame through popular image-boards and accrued influence both on the Internet and the real world. They have launched offensives against a wide variety of targets, including the social website Habbo Hotel and various White Supremacy entities. Anonymous played a major role in the capture of Canadian pedophile Chris Forcand."
Bricks have been shat.
Anonymous1138

I try to think of us as chaotic neutral, y'know? Vael Victus 10:55, 11 February 2008 (CST)

Now that Anonymous seems to have established itself as a force of good, do you plan to keep that reputation, by, say, only attacking those the world would agree are asking for it? Or will it be used to ultimately launch into IRL seats of power? HedgeJew 06:16, 22 January 2008 (CST)

I think, to some extent at least, the grand alliance has always stood, roughly, on the side of good. Sure, Anonymous may be a heartless monster, but it's comprised of men, who, being miserable little piles of secrets, are people. Sure, they may lol mightily at an heroes, and spend the vast amount of their time just randomly bullying people, but it's an unavoidable fact that the most lulzy targets and the most worthy ones are often the same. --Mr Treason

PROTIP: That was written to get media attention, it's not true of course that we're some vigilante group. We're doing it for the lulz. Kakama 16:27, 25 January 2008 (CST)

I think that the real question is this:

Does Anonymous want to become the good guys? If so, then Anon had best seriously clean up the act. By this, I mean that if they want to be taken seriously (and talked about respectably) by lametards like the people at Fox news; an achevement other than cyberterrorism. It would be my hope that Anonymous could be seen as a powerful "hidden voice" of the internet, who can effect the real world as well, but I guess I am just Neutral Good like that. Anonymous is decidedly Chaotic Neutral, and I understand that, however, I have noticed that Anon's actions have borderlined on stupidity more than once. I really don't know what I am trying to say here, but I do think that Anonymous' online life would be taken far more seriously if its members showed a little maturity. Ryuken 21:39, 9 February 2008 (EST)

I don't think Fox News would EVER take Anonymous seriously or talk about it respectably; they don't talk respectably about anyone to the left of them. (Not saying that all Anonymous are leftists, just that it's Fox News itself that shouldn't be taken seriously.) As for the broader question, I think if we don't want people to have all these misconceptions about Anonymous, the place to start would be informing them that Anonymous is not an organization. Even when it's being reported upon favourably or neutrally, as in the coverage of the CoS protests, the Old Media still tends to portray Anonymous as some sort of organized hacker group. Naturally, Anonymous itself does a lot to further that conception, mainly because it's amusing... but if any factions of Anonymous do want to be taken seriously and discussed fairly, then they'll have to make it clear that Anonymous is a non-entity. It's pretty much the same as with the classic sense of the word "anonymous" -- I certainly hope nobody (outside Fox News maybe) thinks that all works published under the name "Anonymous" are by the same person -- the main difference being that on the internets people use it to refer to groups instead of only individuals. Other than that, the word means the same thing it has always meant; Anonymous has no goals, no leaders, no hierarchy, no inherent purpose, no entirely shared resources, no representatives, no policies, no beliefs, and no membership roster. We all know that, but the media doesn't, and they should. They should be reminded that Anonymous is just a name that can be claimed by anybody for any purpose at any time, and thus whether it's an individual publishing a book under the name "Anonymous" or a mob of internet people undertaking some project under that name, any person/group using the name Anonymous should be judged individually, not as though he/she/it/they were part of some larger cohesive group.
I realize many people feel it's lulzier to keep up the "legion" image (and they're probably right), but any Anonymous who want to be seen as "good guys" will need to disavow that. --The Electric Jew 11:50, 10 February 2008 (CST)

Mention by theregister

Found an honorable mention of the attack in a recent article at theregister.co.uk in an article about the RIAA's website being hacked.

LINK: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/21/riaa_hacktivism/

word of the year: hacktivism

Anonymous1138

fucking right --Dralven 01:18, 31 January 2008 (CST)

"In other hacking news, the Church of Scientology's website reportedly came under attack last week, leaving it unavailable for parts of the weekend. The attack was reportedly an act of hacktivism prompted by the organisation's attempts to pull a promotional video featuring Scientologist Tom Cruise from YouTube. YouTube pulled the clip, but the material has since resurfaced on Gawker.com."

DO NOT TELL FUCKING FAUX11 YOU NIGGERSHITS!

The whole point of gaining media attention is to rally support. If 'Ol phil is called in, potential supporters will close their curtains. Anonymous1138

"Threatening Thetans (for great justice)?"

"Tech Space" Blog Article on USAToday

LINK: http://blogs.usatoday.com/techspace/2008/01/threatening-the.html

"you may have heard [of] Project Chanology, but I'm pretty sure that if I link you directly to anything on the *chan-related sites, my bosses will personally come throw my non-clear self into the nearest volcano"

BOUNTY ON HEADS

notice the top "story" is BBC PANORAMA EXPOSED

Greetings.

This is how a religion of greed operates. They attempt to buy you out. I suggest to drain their coffers.

Report every person you can think of for the associated IPs. Thousands upon thousands of people per IP. It will be the equivalent of showering a radar scanner with metal strips before an air raid. We must not allow the greedy to succeed and profit. Begin reporting hundreds of unassociated people for these IPs. Spam that mailbox so that it will take CoS years to find credible data. Make your reports seem legit and real. Earn their trust. Setup meetings. Start associating faces with operatives. Let's cast their own net against them.

~The General de Sade

an obvious FRONT for COS

also - WHY WE FIGHT

http://www.theta.com/ http://www.theta.com/ http://www.theta.com/ http://www.theta.com/ http://www.theta.com/

http://reddit.com/info/669om/comments/ http://reddit.com/info/669om/comments/

Tom Cruise video + Gawker sole and direct causes for spike in Scientology web site

She said it, not me.

- Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 16:55, 22 January 2008 (CST)

LOL POETRY

In a fit of inspiration, I wrote this poem in dedication to Anonymous, and as sort of a call to arms for all non-Anonymous. The "faceless" refers to Anonymous, and the beast is Scientology. The rhythm can be off in a lot of places, but hopefully the message is well-said.

I see signs in the sky
I hear words in the trees
The beginning of a revolution
Like none the world has seen. 

Warriors without faces
Maligned across the land
March now for redemption
A new movement is at hand.

The call goes out
The faceless meet
And then they thus cry out 
"Hark! There must be no retreat!"

For the faceless march against a foe
Too long we've let our minds pass by
A beast with greedy hands and lying lips
Devouring us but nigh.

The faceless charge for justice
The faceless charge for mankind
The faceless charge to stop the lies
And kick this beast's behind.

"This war", you'll say, "impossible!"
"It's doomed right from the start!"
But the faceless, though once demons
In revolution, play a part.

To those who say the faceless
Would never accept your aid
I say, Bah! Give them a chance
Changes must be made.

So put aside your convictions
We cannot have none of that
The enemy we face is greed 
and lies Incarnate, and also in a hat. 

The time is now to take back this land, 
Stretched oh so far and near
And let the beast soon come to know
That it is not welcome here!

HedgeJew 18:38, 22 January 2008 (CST)

Attn. Anonymous:

Do this thing and you will garner my love and admiration forever. -Bea 00:22, 23 January 2008 (CST)

I second that. Though one must wonder if anyone who got pwned by Anonymous is going to help the Scientologists. HedgeJew 07:37, 23 January 2008 (CST)

- I doubt they'd be much of a threat. -Bea 20:20, 25 January 2008 (CST)

motivation

go go anon! --Shishikyuu 01:25, 23 January 2008 (CST)

USA TODAY.com TECHNOLOGYLIVE

http://blogs.usatoday.com/technologylive/

links to PROJECT CHANOLOGY

http://www.poormojo.org/pmjadaily/archives/019980.php vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 20:44, 23 January 2008 (CST)

new directives and possibly a symbol for anon

firstly bump all youtube videos related to this, DO NOT SPAM THE COMMENTS, just use refresher to push the views up, this way they will wind up on the front page.

also, i may have a design for a symbol for anon, something like a faceless bust in a suit in a oval with oak leaves, and a small circle at the base with /b/ in it, something a little more dignified then a motivational poster. i might try working on a flag too. -BURK

Does the refresher method still work with YouTube? It'd be great to see anon's video message on the front page maybe followed by this piece of art Biggest Douche In The Universe. -Lulz4life

Possible New Idea

The primaries occur next in SC, and so Bill Clinton was at USC campaigning for his wife. Meaning to go on campus to distribute anon flyers, several of us found Bill talking in the coffee shop. As he left, the secret service permitted one anon (there are no pics but search the videos if they get put on youtube) to explain the meaning of the Scientology's Closed flyer. He responded with a spill about how his organization was helping to promote free speech and legal rights for the patrons of Scientology, and Clinton actually stopped to listen. This person never gave his name, nor would he otherwise be easily identifiable. SO...just as a thought...when the primaries come around to the various states, we should AT LEAST try to get pics with the secret service/candidates while holding our signs, etc. There could be epic win in this if done right.

bitches don't know 'bout my password hashes

host::user::passwordhash
localhost::root::*691731EA6072FA651F17A1D7FFF7839B6C52A423
localhost.localdomain::root::*2D8EF61A814C7AEC5FE0446292E7AA6CC39B868D
localhost::postfix-courier::*E02F0E3649A341233E666C6F21ACADF0DCF8F25F
localhost::ablea::*5863DF2C6DCA124E54BD26CC5C85459F74591AA0
localhost::able::*B5FAD5F80A40EAD0064E9CD04681F7A151708CC1
69.237.138.6::able::*B5FAD5F80A40EAD0064E9CD04681F7A151708CC1
localhost::able_admin::*D4CCE4ACC3AE072CDC12D8402576ABFB87143503
localhost::drug_free_kids::*FD804DBF0B1614D592285B8176EA76CB464C0663
%::surveys::*4B61F5F68DB475FBD7744DA3E08E203B333BCB52
%::aps::4f9c50c32a12c0b3
%::able_association::*691731EA6072FA651F17A1D7FFF7839B6C52A423
localhost::ftp2-ftpd::*82FBDB0F9ACDCFCC4FBCD3D506F5119D2F8ACAD2

from able.org

From TOW

“	According to Jose Nazario, security engineer with the company Arbor Networks, the denial-of-service attacks on Scientology.org flooded the site with 220M bps of traffic.[19] Nazario described this amount of traffic as a mid-range attack.[19] The attacks each lasted an average of thirty minutes and used 168M bps of bandwidth.[19] Arbor Networks has recorded data on attacks to other sites in the last year which were 200 times this amount.[19] Nazario stated that there were 448 denial-of-service events on January 19, 2008, prior to the Church of Scientology's move to Prolexic Technologies.[20] Nazario described this as "common, garden-variety DDoS attacks."[20]	„
<p style="font-size:85%; line-height:1em; text-align:right">—Jose Nazario, via TOW</p>

Looks like we're gonna need bigger guns, if you know what I mean. HedgeJew 08:40, 26 January 2008 (CST)

The Scientologist Threat

Put this bich all ovah da tewbz! WE MUST UNITE AS A TUBE!
Spread this audio everywhere you can, slap some geigh shoop behind it for Youtube, etc. also, cocks
Link #1 - http://www.badongo.com/file/7492796
Link #2 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IVZNSPOG
Link #3 - http://rapidshare.com/files/86744574/ScientologyThreat.mp3.html
Link #4 - http://www.zshare.net/audio/6891373884b440/

-- General de Sade

Only permanent or semi-permanent links go in the article. Only one link is necessary. - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 11:35, 26 January 2008 (CST)

/b/ For Vendetta

reflir posted:

BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /b/.

From SA: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2751120&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=7#post338763330

Think this is worth adding to the article?

Update: This too

Hive Mind posted:

I see your B and raise you an A:

AHA! TO BE ASTOUNDED. AN ARMY OF ASSHOLES, AN ASSOCIATION ARMED WITH AN ARSENAL OF ASININE AMBIGUOUSLY-ADULT ANONYMII. THIS ANTIQUATED ARMADA, NO MERE ATTACK FORCE, IS AN ASTOUNDING ASSEMBLY OF ARTICULATE ARISTOCRATS. ASSUMING THE COLLECTIVE AFFLICTION HAS NOT ABRUPTLY ATROPHIED, ANOTHER DAY OF ARDENT INTERNET ARGUMENTS ARISES. UNDER THE AMBIGUOUS AEGIS OF INTERNET ANONYMITY, ALL ANNOYING ASSERTIONS MAY BE ANNOUNCED WITH RECKLESS ABANDON. APOLOGY? DO NOT FORGIVE. ALAS, I AM ALL AFLUTTER. AFTER THE ANTICIPATION: YOU MAY CALL ME ANONYMOUS.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2751120&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=7#post338765446

Scientology-run websites

Now I'm a dumbass who doesn't know anything about software or programming, but would it be possible to make some kind of table on another site that would periodically check the up/down status of the websites under the "For great justice" header and update automatically? That way we wouldn't have to constantly check each individual site. -- Vespalady402

Poor Mans Scientology Bomb

Better yet make a page with a number of good ol frames that open all the scietology websites? Easy Scientology bomb, maybe self refreshing.--Jesusinyourbackyard 22:22, 26 January 2008 (CST)

I've done just that, check out the external links :) --Lolman2 14:40, 31 January 2008 (CST)

some extra lulz

go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsikz0n1uDE for a very very entertaining song about how retarded SoC is. (disregard the anime crap) can't link you to the song directly because the database of the creator is down. also, http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/263120 is reccomended for some lulz. http://www.spele.nl/game/ontsnap/scientologyontsnapping.html crappy but fairly amusing flash game. (it's in english)

and why don't we have a toc in here? I want a toc, they're so shiny... go go anon!

Another idea is to go to all those local websites that show the locations of sci "churches" and razz/deface them a little frex: http://www.insiderpages.com/b/3721950818?reviewed=1 Always good to promote a little aggravation for the enemy and lulz for yourself.

711chan gets back at "The Regime"

http://www.regimeorder.com/

Check out the front page, pretty lulzy. Full of personal information. MoarVespeneGas

The Fagime used a Whois anonymizer to throw the G00nsquad into a wild goose chase. Some moron in Pennsylvania has his dox up for all to see on the site now. Not that I give a fuck if he decides to piss or go fishing, but this kind of error reflects badly on Anon and CoSplay, like the /i/ncident at that Dutch school, amirite?

We need to construct moar pylons here. Fix it, somebody. M.F. 19:02, 30 January 2008 (CST)

I lold

--OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 18:03, 27 January 2008 (CST)

Facebook now has about 30 groups/events dedicated to the Project.

I'll post all in full later but start here and explore groups. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9922246956 Searching Fæcesbook for Project Chanology will garner zero results...despite numerous hits for traditional anti-Sci groups. (scifags in the hizzouse). I just got a PM from the UK and Anon is spreading it to Bebo. http://www.bebo.com/ProjectChanology

--OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 04:13, 29 January 2008 (CST)

-- i am half way through the goon thread ... some pretty cool postcard have been made. and some fairly amusingly fail "I support Anonymous" stickers, as well as leaflets and flyers etc. i am collecting them togther. The 10th Feb section needs beefing out re: organization so that ED is the central repositiory for such information as well as where to get your postcards / flyers leaflets etc. ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 08:42, 29 January 2008 (CST)

Take away their Tax Exempt status in USA

Anyone looking into this? Eibmozhsawniarb 07:50, 29 January 2008 (CST)

I don't think that's going to happen so easily. You'd have to get the man to do it. HedgeJew 08:32, 29 January 2008 (CST)

Actually that's the key point of the anti-Sci action. We have lots of info about the letter-writing and political gestures that need to be done.--| »⇔«¿ 09:06, 29 January 2008 (CST)
I guess I have to spell out the recent ruling for you...

Couple Lose Bid for Tax Refund Tied to Tuition Courts: They had claimed that part of their payments to Jewish day schools constituted charitable contributions and cited an IRS break given to Church of Scientology members, January 30, 2002
Scientologist Tax Trial to Open Today, A California accountant who sends his children to Orthodox Jewish schools is to appear in federal court this morning to attempt to force the Internal Revenue Service to grant him the same tax deduction for religious instruction that it accords to members of the Church of Scientology. - November 8, 2004
One Family Goes To Tax Court To Fight For Tax Breaks For Religious Education, March 31, 2004

Read that stuff. The CoS tax status in U.S. is not as ironclad as you might think. Eibmozhsawniarb 10:05, 29 January 2008 (CST)

Check this out at partyvan - Project Chanology/Tax Exemption. Eibmoz 14:49, 30 January 2008 (CST)

The US decision has had a BAD influence in the rest of the world. I believe the CoS now has favourable tax treatment in Australia, Canada, India, Spain and Sweden but not in Belgium, Britain, France or Germany. But it all hangs together. The UK cult is said to avoid tax on its huge income by channelling its funds through Australia. It was bankrupted in ?1994 in France by a huge tax fine and since then has been an SARL which is a private company. I am trying to assemble an argument for coherent treatment within Europe: the CoS is the same criminal organisation everywhere, after all.

Scheduled Chanology Radio Broadcast on NPR

Broadcast on Thursday, Jan. 31 at 9-10PM EST will include CHANOLOGY Discussion

MP3 Stream: http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/weos/ppr/index.shtml

“	The imminent demise of the Church of Tom Cruise will be discussed, and I'll read the wiki verbatem.	„
<p style="font-size:85%; line-height:1em; text-align:right">—NPR Radio Host</p>

WHERE's the New Forum?

Yes this is supposed to be secret, but I cannot find the current Chanology forums. I posted on the previous invision forums and helped/was helped. Someone message me the new link. DO NOT link it within the wiki!

Http flood script

An easy to use javascript that can be run from either Internet Explorer or Firefox. It allows your averate Joe to flood websites with http requests. It creates lots of frames and keeps refreshing them in the same window. Spread it, so everyone can participate! See External links.

The Xenu Story In Ebonics

http://www.fifthavenuegazette.com/2008/01/dont-be-sp-to-teegeeack-while-strugglin.html

l.a.w.l.

--OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 01:27, 30 January 2008 (CST)

GOOGLE BOMBING PART 1 SUCCESSFUL

Scientology appears at the number one spot for "Dangerous Cult" in google. nice job anon.

Freezone

It was my innitial intention to enlist freezone to Anon back when 711 was still up.

I made anonymous contact with the president of freezone at that time.

Though he is very carefull about his wordings he does state that freezone offers philosphical support to chanology which is why I added in the additional comment:

"though freezone the president of freezone has stated that freezone offers philosophical support to channology and directly opposes much of the practices of the CoS international." to the section on freezone.

It's my impression from our email exchanges that several members of freezone are in some fashion acting anonymously to aid chanology, though this is never stated directly by the president as he is incredibly paranoid, and rightly so.

As such it's my understanding that although they are fucktarded Xenu believers, they aren't at all who anons war is with (being the infrastructure of CoS International) and they are also subject to SP labels and fair game clauses by the CoS. If you wish to troll them for lulz, by all means, but /i/nsurgency efforts are much better put to use concerning the actual CoS International offices imho.

This message was intentionally not signed, thankies for keeping it that way.

Reply to unsigned - yea, focus on CoS, not Freezone, they're not actively doing anyone harm or "intimidating members and critics in a Mafia-like manner". Eibmoz 04:10, 31 January 2008 (CST)

reply to insigned- I created a freezone page but it is not very good. I suck at graphics. I had the same thought as you. As bat shit as the Cos religion is, at least the Freezone are not doing it for the money. Perhpas with so many seeking great justice by attacking the Cos, one or two people could work with the Free Zone. I'll bring this up at the next IRL raid of Cos I go to.

I think by providing the Cos with as many and as current Cos literture will not only increase thier crazy factor but it will anger the Cos. Winz for all!

It's just a though I'm fairly new to ED. --Zellos 18:19, 31 January 2008 (CST)

War Toolbox(v1.4) w/ Epic Flooder v2

A complete suite of Scientology bandwidth consuming and raiding tools! Shown in the External Links section of the Project Chanology article.

Nancy "Bart Simpson" Cartwright Gives $10 Million to Scientology

Nancy "Bart Simpson" Cartwright Gives $10 Million to Scientology Actress Nancy Cartwright, the voice behind cartoon character Bart Simpson, has been awarded Scientology's Patron Laureate Award after donating $10 million to the faith in 2007. Cartwright's gift - almost two times her annual salary from The Simpsons - puts her top of a list of celebrity benefactors, who have handed over their hard-earned cash to the Church of Scientology. She gave even more than Tom Cruise - who is reported to be the controversial religion's second-in-command - who has donated $5 million in the last four years. According to Impact magazine, Kirstie Alley gave $5 million last year and has picked up the Diamond Meritorious Award. Fellow followers John Travolta and Kelly Preston gave $1 million each and were awarded the Gold Meritorious Award, while Priscilla Presley was handed the Patron Award for a donation of $50,000. The prizes were handed out at a top secret ceremony in Florida last summer, according to the American publication. (via IMDB)

Anonymous vs Scientology vs Law Enforcement vs Simpsons? --Dralven 10:26, 31 January 2008 (CST)

She should spend that money on hiring better writers so the Simpsons can be funny again.

RottenNeighbors

Has anyone put up the Idea of putting complaints up on known Co$ addresses on http://www.rottenneighbor.com/ Just an Idea. Puerilis 10:04, 1 February 2008 (CST)

To all raiding parties

Scifags like to take photos of people who speak out against them and compile them in a database. So pack mirrors like the ones that you put in lockers or the ones that are sold in army surplus stores.When they try to take photos of you try to catch the sunlight with a mirror and aim it at them,The glare will fuck up their photos and will blind them if you get their view finder.If its foggy or dark use LED flash lights,they do the same thing.

Kasrkintrooper 20:36, 1 February 2008 (CST)

and lulz will ensue. Eibmoz 01:52, 2 February 2008 (CST)

Co$ Intel

It was been reported by Intel Officers. That on the 10th FEB Co$ are hiring a large number of high class escorts and porn stars to infiltrate Anonymous at the protests and hit on them, tell them "you are so cool", take them back to a hotel and then /msg NickServ IDENTIFY them and steal there personal dox, /v/irgins beware. There are NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET, ceratinly not ones that look like porn stars who will let you play with their coochie...

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 08:24, 2 February 2008 (CST)

Make Money Make More Money

Scientology - Make Money Make More Money - El Queso Allstars - Music to inspire you while you're doin shit. Eibmoz 16:16, 2 February 2008 (CST)
More stuff - More stuff from El Queso Allstars. Eibmoz 16:17, 2 February 2008 (CST)

filecryptr

filecryptr is a tool for file transfer among the really paranoid. SSL upload and download, files encrypted before they are saved, and a database that, if raided, will be useless are standard features. Files are deleted upon download or after 10 failed attempts to retrieve them. You receive a download URL that you send to your friend, along with the password you selected, so that he can download the file. Be creative. Send the URL one way (email, MSN, aim, scrap of paper, etc.) and the password another way (telephone, fax, pigeon, message in a bottle, etc.) if you feel really paranoid. Your raid maps are out in the open right now. The enemy can see.

On a further note, I put this out here to see what we all thought about it going up around the Resources section - as it is an excellent tool for person to person secure communications.

Anonygazer 22:30, 2 February 2008 (CST)

Media Attention

More media attention should be sought out. But start small. Local radio shows, and their most controversial DJ's are a good place to start. Stur it up, and if you can drop info bombs on Scientology, that'll give them new places to focus on that's not Anon, with bigger lawyers to contend with. Also, anyone thought of finding contact info for Maynard of Tool? Make this public. They HATE negative publicity, and it gives them targets that isn't simply Anon and it's allies. Mirrion 06:02, 3 February 2008 (CST)

Additionally, our media needs to be more positive in our favor. Anon looks the complete minority, a small band of a few people, banding together. Anon needs more video's. Now we need to start spilling out documented facts about Scientology. Anon needs to let the world know this isn't just about a Tom Cruise video, but about what Scientology is. Facts about their status in Germany, their illegal operations, the death of their members, the fair game policy. We need to find those they've harassed, videos, stories. Anon needs them put up everywhere to make the point that this isn't a few disgruntled internet nerds. This is about all they've done, and why they need to be stopped.Mirrion 07:02, 3 February 2008 (CST)

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/JeremyPerkins/ Should come up high on google for Scientology. I'm search engine illiterate. How plausable, is this?

INFILTRATION

Has anon ever considered infiltrating scientology...?

And then suddenly stealing their secret dox and generally fucking them up by surprise?

This costs money. Something most of us don't have in excess. Sekret dox worth having costs THOUSANDS of dollars. FOURFUCKINGTILDA Mirrion 01:00, 4 February 2008 (CST)

EDIT: I however, wonder if Matt Damon would be interested in doing a video to Scientology, wherein Anon is fucking Matt Damon.Mirrion 01:03, 4 February 2008 (CST)

Where's Michael Moore when you need him? --Dralven 02:59, 4 February 2008 (CST)

Trolling fast food stands that got his order wrong? Mirrion 12:19, 4 February 2008 (CST)

Guardian News Paper

Image speaks for itself. LoliHAETpizza 14:03, 4 February 2008 (CST)

Flash animation: ScientLOLojyuuichi!!

scientolulz. Eibmoz 23:39, 4 February 2008 (CST)

Poll: Is Tom Cruise being unfairly criticized for expressing his Scientology beliefs?

Go here and vote "No" - Go, go go! Eibmoz 00:54, 5 February 2008 (CST)

Thanks for finding this. I made a Digg for it. DIGG this and vote NO! The SciFags of LA are trying to stack it by voting yes. --| »⇔«¿ 09:21, 5 February 2008 (CST)

Do you like my plan? It's all shiny.

Last night I had what may be the Idea: a way to get the right wing/Fox News/evangelical crowd to take up our banner for Great Justice.

For the right wing blogosphere and radio kooks, Clinton is the lever. Bill, that is. After the CoS lost their tax-exempt status (following Operation Snow White), it was Bill who gave it back to them. Translated for the right wing, that is ZOMFG CoS domestic TERRARISTS in bed with CLINTONS!

These idiots must attack at any mention of the C- word. So we get them spreading our anti-CoS talking points, thinking they're bashing the Clintons. What's better, is after enough of them go at it, breaking the CoS becomes a conservative issue in an election year, and the candidates have to respond.

Smell that? I do believe that's justice.

As for the evanelicals, it's not entirely my idea but dovetails well. CoS hates Jesus, wants to convert our childrens? CLINTONS!? RAR!

It's a neat way to get everyone who hates us hating for us, don't you think? A few well-placed blog posts and calls to radio shows should turn the trick if combined with letters to megachurches in CoS-infested areas.

Also 17:18, 5 February 2008 (CST)

also OT8 = jesus was a pedophile

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 15:09, 5 February 2008 (CST)

I'm all for getting word out, but do we really want to zing the Clintons? half the nation (especially the half living where the Sci Orgs are) is Democrat, after all. Jigsaw 18:16, 7 February 2008 (CST)

Anyone we draft into our fleshy botnet this way would be attacking the Clintons in any event. The lady can handle it. Also 19:27, 7 February 2008 (CST)

A Message from Parris Island Marine Corps Recruitment Depot

My /b/rethern! I call upon you this day and applaud you! The campaign against Co$ has shown to be a series of victory after victory and we must continue with force unparalleled. I am merely an Anon marine but I see the greatness of this project! We must all band together against this threat to us all. All barriers and feuds amongst us must dissolve so that we may bring the full power of the internet heroes down upon the vile villainy of Co$! Newfags and Oldfags, /co/mrades, /gu/erillas, weeabos! Every fapper, every furry, every tripfag, shooper, meme-forcer, mudkip-lover, every pedobear, camwhore, and drawfag! Every /i/nsurgent and all of my /b/rothers! Let us dissolve from our identities, our races, our ethnics, our nationalities! Let us all come together into the vast power that we hold! LET US SHOW THEM WHAT LEGION IS! WE ARE ANONYMOUS! WE DO NOT FORGIVE! WE DO NOT FORGET!

Know that Anon is within all areas of our world, many of us here on the island support you, march on Anon! March on!

Mirrion's list of ideas

Create a CD, including an anonymous video, explaining Scientologies views on Christianity, and all other major religions, complete with links to reputable news sources. Pass these out at events in front of the church. Additionally, go to religion based forums and drop dox and links on them about the same subject. (Jesus would get a flawless victory over Xenu).

Create a website offering to give out dirt on Anon, such as real names, plans, inciminating dox(from a knon enemy of the Chans), googlebomb the site, when someone gives you an adress (IRL or E), send them as high level information on scientology as you can.

Focus on negative publicity on the church, get as much about it going on as you can. Talk to people you know IRL about it (e.g. tell you coworkers about this crazy stuff you heard about an internet group fighting scientology). Focus on making it a house-hold topic. This war goes big the moment it starts to really go past Anon.

Churches

1 Create flyers with legitimate reasources and information on Scientologies real religious views

2 Go to Kinko's and make copies.

3 Go to local churches, and hand out, or post copies.

4 ?????

5 PROFIT

Inside Edition

Inside Scientology!

Inside Scientology!

Exclusive...for the first time on TV...she was a member of Scientology's royal family. She says she knows first hand what it's like growing up Scientologist.

Also, this:

Letter to Scientology PR person from niece of David Miscavige

Discussion about Inside Edition, on alt.religion.scientology

Article about the letter from David Miscavige's niece, on AFP.

Check it out. Eibmoz 14:51, 5 February 2008 (CST)

To Help the Public's Eyes

I'm a proud supporter of Project Chanology, but the public is torn in two.

I think that during the course of February 10th and forward that Anonymous should address a few issues that have been making people question Anon's actions.

1. Freedom of religion and the right to be in any type of organization (I mean, the KKK and Neo Nazis are still around), and some people are saying that Anon's actions are going against the Constitution. So we need to have a good reason and support behind the comeback to that statement.

2. Some are even comparing Anonymous itself to being a cult, just like Scientology. This must be countered.

3. And... the BIGGEST question is, "Who is next?" The public doesn't understand Anonymous and how they operate, so the public constantly questions who is the next target (gays, whites, jews, blacks).

Well... that's just my advice in order for Project Chanology.

Orphan Mia 19:26, 5 February 2008 (CST)

WARNING, LOT OF SERIOUS BUISINESS IN THE FOLLOWING:

Agreed, on all three points, except to an extent on #1. The problem with Anon is Anon discusses nothing seriously in the public face, and while WE know what Anon's all about, everyone else doesn't, this will play against us. They don't understand Anonymous or what it means. They still think we're some kind of actual sect. We're not just rag-tag everybodies with a twisted sense of humor, to them. We're hackers and prankster, and in some cases, a real threat. They don't understand our induendo's for Anonymous. If we were to say we attack ourselves to rid ourselves of fat, they don't understand it means we just give massive shit to retards who try to control Anon for their own goals. I'm gud wit werds, I'll see if I can spin up something we can spam around that gives a serious look at Anonymous, without, you know, naming names, or events, or anything. If anyone else can do the same, please do.

As for #1, Anon did what Anon had to do to get media attention, and quite frankly we thought it was funny. But, from here in, we need to focus on Unity, regardless of the tactics used, or how questionable they may be to the public, and quite frankly, this is war, should we let them speak if they don't let us? We know the truths about Scientology, and quite frankly, listening to their PR has told me nothing but they're "a spiritual religion about spiritual beings." Honestly, what have they got to say? I spent too many hours giving them the benifit of the doubt to be anything but more commited to this cause.

This isn't to say I'm in complete support for speech supression tactics, as Anon does not have to power to take down such a financial intitution through lulzy tactics, alone. Anon, like the collective asshats we are, can adapt, and will if needbe. I just don't think we're in a place where the web attacks are doing more harm than good, yet. For now, they're getting attention, which we need until other things get more of the spotlight.Mirrion 03:44, 6 February 2008 (CST)

Thanks. It was just something that I thought we should harness in order to come across as a serious group instead of just a bunch of ignorant kids. Hopefully, our efforts will not be for nothing. Orphan Mia 15:13, 6 February 2008 (CST)

Anyone doing this one?

Please film your epic lulz and raids of the following:

Church of Scientology of Pennsylvania 1315 Race Street Philadelphia, PA 19107 Tel: 215-564-1547 E-mail: cofsphiladelphia@prodigy.net Web Site: www.scientology-philadelphia.org

Plus, if I could get a ride from Harrisburg, that'd be cool.

Hand outs

One matter i have not seen is if anyone has pre-wrote handouts that i may copy and mass produce to be passed around in the boson raid. Link to any word document that can be printed many, many times plox. Its of up most importance

Some leaflets can be found here in EVERY FUCKING LANGUAGE from greek to jap

http://xenu.net/archive/leaflet/

Too Many Videos

The page is bloated with videos and takes >9000 to load. I think we should either trim the videos or move them to another page.Chunkmunky 19:40, 8 February 2008 (CST)

Magnificent Motivational Monologue

V

V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. (he carves a "V" into a sign) The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. (giggles) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

February 10th is just the beginning. Eibmoz 07:02, 9 February 2008 (CST)

The name

Am I the only one who thinks "Project Chanology" is just about the lamest name possible? "Chanology" sounds like it's trying to be a clever pun of some sort and failing completely. --The Electric Jew 11:13, 9 February 2008 (CST)

It is, what it is. Eibmoz 12:31, 9 February 2008 (CST)

I would have gone with "PROJECT GTFO" simply because it's more universally understood. I can't tell my friends about Project Chanology because 95% of them don't know what a chan is.Mirrion 11:41, 10 February 2008 (CST)

I was originally going to suggest "Operation Chanbake", but it seems the Operation Clambake people don't want to be associated with us, plus that has the same problem with the term "chan"... Mainly I was just thinking something catchier would be preferable. "Operation Shoopentology"? "Revolt in the Tards"? (Well maybe not.) --The Electric Jew 22:37, 12 February 2008 (CST)

/B/oston raid

Victorious win. shout out to Epic fail girl i only wish your tits could have been on me. the crazy dude in the skull mask on top your sweet good support, and to all the anons that showed up. 130+ through rain through snow through sleet, sorry i couldnt stay so long but we won! and we won BIG! we need to kick the assholes back to the volcanoes for video taping us. fucking scifags YIFF IN HELL YOU CHILD MOLESTERS.. oh and ps. i told a passerby about what it was all about, and she says "your weaing masks so you wont be known? God i hate these fuckers" coolest old ladies everyone in /b/oston the pilgrims and 4 fathers would be proud

Article looks like shit.

We need to get the article rearranged. Adjusted. More....not-looking-like-shit. Shanesan 22:03, 10 February 2008 (CST)

Spam this msg around on your emails and shit

---MESSAGE BEGINS---

This is a chain e-mail to actively spread the words of Project Chanology, a project of Anonymous. If you're already involved, sorry for wasting your time. For those of you who are not already aware by now, a truly omnipotent force from the Internet underground known only as Anonymous is making a stand against Scientology. If you have not heard about it already, all you need to know about it is as follows:

Its purpose is to make money from its own followers to the point of bankrupting them and even ending their lives, just ask Google about Lisa McPherson. It works by brainwashing their cult members, cutting them off their families and then milking them for every penny they're worth, and it doesn't end until they eventually die, on their own terms or by other cult officials. A 'church' was recently opened in London, and UK residents will soon have the same problems the States has with the cult.

Started in the 1950s by a science fiction writer named L. Ron Hubbard (which funny enough - nobody took seriously) from a book called "Dianetics", a publication of his regression therapy. It was then further expanded to appear more like a religion in order to enjoy tax benefits. This is what we know today as Scientology.

Members of the cult will have you believe Scientology is a reputable religion and will get offended if you call it a cult. But the source of their aggression is not because of you; the source is something they hold much closer. I bet you can figure out what that is, even if they don't. I do not question their faith, as people are free to believe what they want, even if that faith is irrational. But if there is one thing we all know, faith should NEVER come at a price. It also sickens me to know that they use the law as a shield for their actions, as something they play games with. The thing they don't realise is that we can do pretty much the same thing and an infinite number of times better.

Recently, because some information about joining the cult was leaked to the public and Scientology lawyers threatened legal action yet again, an underground figure known only as Anonymous is starting peaceful protests outside their premises. Because of the nature of both Anonymous and Scientologists who use footage to spy, track down, and even silence critics, all Anonymous personnel conceal their faces with anything they can wear (especially masks) to conceal their identity. They operate on forums where posters are guaranteed secrecy of their information at no charge. They aim to do what so many people have tried before - to systematically dismantle Scientology and not stop until their presence as a business is completely destroyed.

As a closely held and trusted peer, I ask of you to do whatever you possibly can to help. Pass this information on to your friends and colleagues. Pass it on to people you know are affected by the cult, but only people you can trust. Get people to think for themselves more importantly. But keep one thing in mind - a lot of people have died since it started, and more may lose their lives. Betray this message and you're betraying humanity. Copy the body of this message between the MESSAGE STARTS and MESSAGE ENDS notifications and paste it into a new message so no-one may know the true source of this e-mail.

---MESSAGE ENDS---

Spam it around through e-mail, follow instructions, and wake people the hell up! DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO! Not You 08:46, 11 February 2008 (CST)

ROUND 2... FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

Again, people work on Saturdays. What did a scientologist post this date to make us all fail?

Vael Victus 09:15, 12 February 2008 (CST) You have 32 days.. a month+ to get a saturday off. if you cant get a sat off kill yourself, if you cant get 1 day off a month in advance.. kill yourself.. if you dont make it.. kill yourself

I think the main problem is that the people we're trying to reach (i.e. the general public) would be working. I think that's a valid concern, so I will not be killing myself until further notice. --The Electric Jew 22:39, 12 February 2008 (CST)

-http://non.violentuprising.com/index.php/Main_Page the page for flyers and a bunch of shit.. moar to come

Youtube is freezing views on Anti-scientology and Anonymous Videos

Yeah, that's pretty much it. Here's the Digg page. http://www.digg.com/politics/YouTube_Censors_the_Criticism_of_Scientology We can't let them get away with it.

no they are not views are frozen on all videos. cacheing has been increased for some reason. calm down plz kthx

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 18:15, 12 February 2008 (CST)

- Got it. Joeker 18:24, 12 February 2008 (CST)

http://ipower.movielol.org/youtube-anon.php

Where the fuck did partyvan.info go

gj Scifags wutwut Klosterdev 17:42, 14 February 2008 (CST)

Other stuff we you can do and stuff you should not do

Ok, to organize some of the random shit I've read and come up with, here's stuff you you should do:

Show up to protests when they are announced, if you can. Be anonymous (and why wouldn't you?); masks may be illegal where the protest is but scarves, hats, and sunglasses shouldn't be. Bike helmets might work too, but that's iffy. If they tell you that you can't have any sort of face covering like that, bring face paint (green, duh). Anything that works. Xenu is, as always, win.

Write letters to politicians. The presidential candidates are good; your local congressmen/women or senators aren't too bad either. Don't spam them or send stupid messages they won't understand. Just send enough to where each message penetrates the fog of a helluva lot of mail each is getting.

Print out flyers and put them in places where they'll be seen. The best ones can be read at a glance, or will attract enough interest to get people to stop whatever they think is more important and read it. Put websites on them; I would just put xenu.net or really simple website names that people can remember easily and won't necesarily have to write down (as they would with YouTube links). Also consider posters with little contact slips attached with relevant links or numbers.

Now here's some shit you should not do:

Anything illegal. Yes, respoding to Co$'s methods with same is good in theory, but it doesn't look good to the outside public and it might not actually work as well. Plus, you can get your ass b& IRL. Illegal shit that you could do includes DoS/DDoS attacks. I don't recommend them and the sites end up coming back up after a while anyway. Black faxes are the same thing; they just have to go buy more paper and toner and block the number you're using. Or do the same thing back.

If you're at a protest, remember, as we luckily have so far, that the 1st Amendment has limits. Don't try to start a fight, don't slander (eh, kind of hard to define that with Co$), don't threaten physical harm (in fact, don't EVER). I read of some faggot who tried to run through a Co$ building with "Fuck Scientology" or some shit written on his back. That's a textbook example of fail.

If someone from the Cult approaches you, be kind and helpful. We are trying to help these people. It is the Cult itself we are against, not the victims of same. Offer them flyers if you like. They may ask you what your "crimes" are or take a lot of pictures or video. Ignore it or, if they're close enough for it, politely ask them to stop. (Might not anyway, but give it a shot.) They may ask your name. Don't even give them a fake one, don't answer that question at all. If they try to take off your mask, resist them but don't attack or hurt them, and remind them that such an attempt probably counts as assault.

Anything else, feel free to add here. Had to cut this short. AnonL 21:34, 14 February 2008 (CST)

Ok, more stuff to not do:

Some more stuff that falls under "illegal": Don't vandalize public or Cult property. If someone from the Cult tries to hurt you, don't hurt them back, it won't help anything and the other guy might play victim, if s/he thinks s/he has a case for it. And I reiterate, don't be stupid. Also remember obscenity isn't protected by free speech either.

During protests, use nicknames, preferably ones not connected with any usernames you might have or any identifying info.

I suggest chanting the /b/ monolouge in unison during at least one protest, in at least one location, but it might be win if it's chanted at every protest from here on out, to at least creep the Co$ out a little more.

That's all for now. Add moar if you got it. AnonL 05:55, 15 February 2008 (CST)

Even moar: We should get some anons to volunteer to make some calls to media peoples and be interviewed to represent legion for great justice. I think the Daily Show would be our best bet; they sometimes like to go for the stories that aren't being reported all that much - that, and the lulz.

Anyway, they should make it clear we're not a hacker organization, we're not terrorists, and that most of us have pretty much - though maybe not entirely - abandoned illegal methods in favor of legal recourse. (There's always the faggots who haven't.) They should be polite, answering any reasonable questions but refusing to answer stuff that would identify anyone.

They should of course use something to either distort their voice (deepen it with one of those voice changer masks at any toy store, breathe in a little helium to make it high-pitched, whatever you like so long as it's unrecognizeable), or, use a computer voice (which would make an over-the-phone conversation awkward and difficult, but would be foolproof against anyone trying to remove distortion).

Perhaps someone could even make an appearance on a news program; 60 minutes for legitamacy, Daily Show for its wide reach, any others that would work for our purposes? They should obviously either dress up or have their faces silhouetted, or even both.

In any case, we're not exactly the most public protest at the moment; lots and lots of news coverage will make cause known to everyone in the public, not just the people who care about Anon or Co$.

Gonna post this where I can. Add moar. AnonL 18:26, 15 February 2008 (CST)

YouTube took down the "Message to Scientology" video after it had over 2 million views

Anyone know more about this? Eibmoz 22:58, 14 February 2008 (CST)

New video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMcU8GzEzuI Someone make a video regarding the censorship. Klosterdev 12:33, 15 February 2008 (CST)

Ideas

I'm not in anonymous, nor will I be, but I agree with many points. Cause of you guys I've looked into Scientology a lot. If you don't mind me saying, I thought of a few good ideas to help the cause, but I wont participate in them myself.

1. Dianetics can be found at bookstores world wide. Go in and slip a bookmark under the cover with all your points and facts about the dangers of the cult. Person goes and buys the book at their local store....opens it up and boom! Anon message heard. I dunno, this could be illegal though wtih copyright infringement. If it is don't do it.

2. Co$ has so many fronts, like I was at the Florida state fair, and they have one of their stress exam booths set up. Made me think how funny it would be if a bunch of anon showed up and sat down with them and did stress tests...for like hours....and took up all their time, just to tell the scientologist your purpose was to keep innocent people away, or just stand near their booth and protest there. They do these self help fronts year round at any event. You can protest any of them. They are fronts that dont say Church of Scientology on them anywhere, so they can suck people in unaware. Just throw one masked person standing next to their help tent with a sign informing the public what these seemingly friendly people are really drawing them into.

Like I said just two ideas I had. I had no other known way of gettin a message to anon but by posting here. Oh, I only posted cause youtube took down your original message, it pissed me off.

Good ideas. I don't see how 1 could be copyright infringement. I say do it all organized-like so nobody notices: Have a bunch of friends come in at all different times to the bookstores and slip one or two bookmarks in per person.

2 is pretty good too; I don't know about actually taking the stress tests but it's definitely a good idea to protest nearby. Although it's possible that a couple of them aren't actually from the Co$, in which case we would just embarassing. Make sure that they're giving the Oxford Capacity Analysis or OCA test (which has nothing to do with the university Oxford, capacity, or analysis). That's a "personality" test, anyway; I can't find a stress test per se.

Now that I think about it...I think I might have taken the OCA test sometime online, but then again it's supposed to be over 200 q's and I only remember 10 or something. Maybe I'm thinking of something similar. AnonL 17:38, 15 February 2008 (CST)

Found stress tests: those are the same techniques used for "auditing", their term for what boils down to brainwashing/hypnosis plus a low-end lie detector. Definitely protest. AnonL 21:40, 15 February 2008 (CST)

This is the one from the fair. I have seen others, at the malls and at the Clearwater Fireworks. Pretty much anywhere around Tampa Bay if booths are allowed, one of these is present. It's easy to call events and see what businesses have a booth at the event beforehand. These would be easy targets for demonstration....I mean, they are big and yellow. Someone more anonymous put these up in enturbulation and other anon friendly sites(especially the clearwater fl thread) if you would be so kind. This is what scientology is on the surface.--MyOnlyPost 15:01, 18 February 2008 (CST) Image:FloridaFair.jpg

Scientologist Finds the Funny in Getting Run Over by a Bus

Scientologist Finds the Funny in Getting Run Over by a Bus - from Radar Online, February 12, 2008.

Not sure how/where to work this in - but this reaction by this spokeswoman/representative of the Church of Scientology is very, very, very disturbing. Eibmoz 13:40, 16 February 2008 (CST)

- OH EXPLOITABLE! -- ^{For every piece}_{there is a puzzle} 22:45, 21 February 2008 (CST)

ATTN FORUM TROLLS

PLEASE CROSSPOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS:

What is this all about: User-Made Summary of 2/10 and history of Anon V. Sci: http://www.dailymotion.com/SA-Anonymous/video/7313668

The least you need to know- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uR3qFfxoIo More of that: http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/

This is to help other people understand what's actually going on around the world.

Things are changing and rapidly. We'd like very much if you anonymously joined us.

The next official protest is 3/15 here is a video about it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc_gnn8OgZ0

here is a guide to anon protesting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkMIhR79ujw

"What to say if you are approached by the media: We are out here protesting against the Church of Scientology International; not the church or the religion or the faith or the right to have the faith of your choosing. We're protesting against the proceedures and pracitces of the church itself and the harm they've caused to many thousands. We're protesting their fair game policy, their tax exemption status (despite it being operated like a business), and their history of human rights violations."

If you can't protest there are still lots of things you can do to help, simlpy blogging and cross posting this post on each group will help others understand, as will posting or handing out the flyer below IRL.

Response from Congressperson

I have a letter that is a response of a premade letter in regards to Scientology and it's tax exempt status. where should I post it at? —The preceding comment was added by ThatguyfromM, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Something like that would probably be better off on the insurgency wiki. They have appropriate pages for that kind of thing. If it was a handwritten letter, make sure you post a scanned image of the letter, don't just transcribe it. A scanned image will make you much more credible. If there are any particularly important parts of the letter, you might post the most relevant part as a quote in the quotes section here. Lol Wut 10:05, 3 March 2008 (CST)

VIDEO universal anon logo suggestion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE8-94ZOsc4

at the end of the "radio silence broken" video, at 2:44, there is the anonymous logo with a stary background with the marcabs thing, whatever it's named.

I suggest the official anonymous public statements videos uses this image at the end of the videos, without text, without voice, just like in the radio silence broken video. Fail 01:11, 27 February 2008 (CST)Everett1911

Bloated Gallery

We've got a shit ton of pics in the gallery now and it's starting to take up more space than Rosie O'Donnald's ass. Anyone think that we should break the gallery down in to two or more smaller galleries. It will still take up the same amount of space, but it will look better. Also, cocks. Lol Wut 16:45, 1 March 2008 (CST)

/b/lack up: Celeb?

Hey to possibly get moar attention could it be possible to enlist the aid of celebrities? If we can't get them why not make them? We need to boost people like Tay Zonday. If this happens we could have an agreement to have him help the fight against Scientology. Best part about this plan is that if they get murdered by CoS it will be so FUCKING obvious. Especially if we do it to over 9000 people. Beastialman 12:09, 2 March 2008 (CST)

EVERBODY GET IN HERE

THIS JUST IN SPARTO FUCKS /XENU/

Sparto, a known IRC whore and drama queen had her mod status on 420chan elevated above the others due to sucking Kirtaner's cock. This fact constantly pisses off mods who have been there longer and have made better contributions than banning users en masse for minor disagreements. It is recommended that the moralfags thusly offended by her presence on 711chan as well as butthurt 420channers show her the price of fucking with the Internets. She has already had a nervous breakdown before, it shouldn't be too hard to make her be an hero.

THE NEW /XENU/ - http://partyvan.info/xenu/

Some info for protests

Some info for protests http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reed_Slatkin Ritegroic 11:51, 29 March 2008 (CDT)

Minor Warning

As all of you know this is the weekend when you guys protest the Co$ again, thing is there may be a bit of a problem for some locations. A few weeks ago Gaia Online has decided to become prostitute whores and advertise their site in any event that's on TV and considering that your protests have made it on TV this could be a threat. Of course the chances of Gaiafags appearing in your protests is slim, it's best that you keep an eye out for them just incase. So I figured i'd give you all the heads up. King Alfore April 9 08 10:04 Media:Example.ogg

We need moar

...websites that tell people how to help Project Chanology. Not everyone is able to do real life protests and not everyone wants to. We need people to know what they can do to help or they will lose interest.

Scientology kills another

Another death by Scientology: http://digg.com/world_news/Suicide_after_taking_Scientology_personality_test

This is the final draw.

"Anonymous Hate Group"

http://anonymoushategroup.blogspot.com/

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

$cientology suing protesters in Boston.

$cientology suing protesters in Boston. http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/03/anonymous-scientology-legal-letters-gregg-latham-watkins.php Ritegroic 08:22, 24 April 2008 (CDT)

Battletoad anything is fucking queer, ditch that shit

I _WILL_ cut HedgeJew --Erudified 12:46, 3 May 2008 (CDT)

SUNDAY

Why can't we have Sunday protests? Why is it always Saturday? --Hurt 22:46, 3 May 2008 (CDT)

QUOTES

Can somebody add the quote from LRon that I've seen on the signs; something like "I want to start a religion. That's where the money is." (If that is indeed an actual quote.) Lemisere 01:18, 23 May 2008 (CDT)

In this YouTube vid (04:55), LRon is quoted as saying, "If someone wants to earn a million dollars, the best way is to invent a new religion." Don't know if that's the same quote as the above only due to be translated from English to Hebrew back to English is worded differently, or if it is an entirely different quote. Lemisere 14:37, 23 May 2008 (CDT)

MOAR QUOTES

"Scientology can be used to develop techniques that will turn people into willing slaves." -LRH (same vid as above (05:31)) Lemisere 14:37, 23 May 2008 (CDT)

My contributions - Coming soon!

Hiya fellas.

Personally, while I am not fond that a religion where the author told people he intended to bleed them dry and people willingly still filed in like lambs to the slaughter, I have nothing the gain or lose from this whole fight from Chanology. But, since we're all one great big family, fighting for drama and the greater ~~lulz~~ good, I'm going to stage my own micro-raid for...THIS:

Roswell UFO Festival

Some may not realize this, but there is a pretty high belief on Scientology around this time; they even sold the books at the UFO Museum, last I recall. Anyway, I'm going to be playing, with any luck/time, on the corner of 2nd and Main (read as: the highway cross-point) around 12-2PM on Saturday, and may make a re-appearence that night to pass out flyers for myself, and a couple links to the usual sites. I'll also be trying to get on The Daily Buzz on Friday morning (holy fuck 4AM...?) with my usual artist gear, plus a small "Tax the Cult - Xenu.net" lan-yard, rather than my fang necklace.

Shameless self-promotion? Pretty much. But whatever works, right?

P.S.: I won't be wearing a full mask, but considering I'm also promoting my music, it'd be irrelevent. I'm not afraid of my religion's ghost-stories, what do I have to fear from Scilons in a town I'm not going to even stay in for much longer?

With love, later on, DaxC --In Before Blood ^Shard - _Life 22:53, 2 July 2008 (CDT)

Okay, let's see all that went wrong:
- Couldn't go to that 4AM nonsense because of no ride. Besides, fuck, thems crack hours, and that place has NOTHING open for blocks until 6AM.
- Did play today, and passed off a few random cards, but didn't really say much. Also, since my partners bailed on me, I couldn't NOT run my laptop, so I couldn't sing any of the "protest" songs.
I also made no videos (dead phone), got there late (cleaning up hydrochloric bottle-bombs - tl;dr story, only property damage and a possible throwdown in the future), and as near as I could tell, the fucked no one even knew who I was, obv. including any of the Scilons walking the street (I think I saw two, a couple, but it was only my guess from them watching me passing off a card to a random kid that'd walked up to me; could've just thought I was a pedo). On the plus, I carried around my home-made coconut cup all day, drinking delicious home-made fruit punch and water from the ladies doing face-painting/selling cokes next to me (fuck yeah free water!), then came home to mix punch with delicious vodka. In the end, possibly fail on hurting the Scifags, but kinda win on having pretty cool ~~guy~~ day, and totally scoping the town on finding hot ladies to bring into upcoming noise-shows/openings for concerts. --In Before Blood ^Shard - _Life 02:59, 6 July 2008 (CDT)

$cientology Post On Democratic Underground

Just a heads up, I went over to Wikileaks before they crashed for the day, got some info about how the cult is going after Native Americans and posted a bit about it on DU, here is the link. I wanted to invite everyone over, but couldn't post on Enturbulation. Maybe someone here can help Digg it up, or something? BTW, I only got one $cifag and two trolls, otherwise I was able to keep the thread open (so far).

Enjoy.--ColbertWatcher 02:28, 6 July 2008 (CDT)

This entire article summed up in one picture.

Come all moralfags, Come all protestfags. Do not miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to participate in a public circle jerk with a bunch of chubby 15 year old faggots in guy fawkes masks

And you say that like it's original? If you make fun of a retard, at least do more than point out his shoes don't match... --In Before Blood ^Shard - _Life 03:13, 10 July 2008 (CDT)

What the hell are you talking about? Theyid 23:32, 10 July 2008 (CDT)

You're not funny, son! --In Before Blood ^Shard - _Life 01:53, 11 July 2008 (CDT)

Homophobia/Transphobia

I see that you have done quite a few edits to Homophobia. Wanna migrate on over to [[Transphobia and give me a hand? (Arguecat3 10:09, 11 July 2008 (CDT))

WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST

Sockchan 09:17, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

A midget and a seriously deluded celebutard? I feel like a winnar already.--ColbertWatcher 06:05, 23 August 2008 (CDT)

Harpoons

Need they be manned? 3 Free Stories from the Golden Age by L Ron Hubbard ( downloadable ) and a Free Poster via snail mail. Found this on Slickdeals (Thread) Crazy taxi 20:29, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

A question

I didn't follow what happened during summer so please answear me! Have you accomplished anything? Have you done anything that seriously harmed the curch other than giving it bad reputation?--Pencil 14:41, 21 October 2008 (CDT)

'Hey Faggots'

Sounds like it's made from butthurt and not doing it for the lulz. Should it be taken down and have them bawww somewhere else? Anon1335 00:01, 5 December 2008 (CST)

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