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Bahahahaah! A++++++++++++++++++++++ --girlvinyl 06:24, 26 Feb 2005 (UTC)

lol paigegirl

"Paige also has a dark side"? Where's the light side? --Aussieintn 14:26, 2 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Will take out "also", cause there is nothing light about Paige. She is dark and naughty!! - synthetikmisery

Contents 1 Nauseous 2 Synthetikmisery 3 waka waka waka 4 HOLY FAGGOTRY 4.1 EncyclopediaPaigeatica 4.2 Hold on 4.3 no such user

[edit] Nauseous

Can we stop MariusMarius from constantly telling us how "naughty" Paigegirl is? --Ghostlight 02:10, 3 Mar 2005 (UTC)

• I would be sad :( paigegirl
• is she naughty? I know she did once call me a bigot... --Pimp slap a ho 02:14, 3 Mar 2005 (UTC)

My job in her article is the naughty Paige. Everyone else, including you Mike, can take on the innocent aspects of Paige. Not my fault everyone is getting lazy here. - synthetikmisery

• Thank you for your formal invitation to fuck your girlfriend. PS: PowerWord: IRL Name --Ghostlight 02:32, 3 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  • eee! I think you read to much into that Mike! paigegirl
    • is this a party? i'm up for some rape! --Killhamster 07:46, 3 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      • Lol thanks but I'll have to pass on that party. paigegirl
      • did someone say rape?--Argos 07:50, 3 Mar 2005 (UTC)
        • LOLS that was a LONG time ago. We have all put the proverbial foot in mouth. paigegirl

[edit] Synthetikmisery

Look at the article about you. Why can you accept it there but not in Synthetikmisery? Why does he need you to defend him in that way? --Aussieintn 06:18, 8 Mar 2005 (UTC)

• She is not defending me there. She is writing up her own little satire of me and a fair desription as SHE DOES TO ALL THE ARTICLE SHE ADDS ON. Not everything has to be drama. - synthetikmisery
  • Which is it, "satire" or "fair description"? I don't think it's possible to be both simultaneously. --Aussieintn 14:16, 8 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • There can be parody included with fairness in a article. - synthetikmisery

The whole original article was not even about marius, it was just kadomonster jacking off. There was virtually nothing that did not relate to his grudge.paigegirl

• Call the WAAAAAHmbulance! --Aussieintn 14:16, 8 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  • Zing.
    • you have ver low standards if you consider that a zing. Try harder please. paigegirl

PS not everyyone found him funny, check his talk section for who. Assholery is not parody.paigegirl

• Not everyone found him unfunny, either, but absolutely everyone finds your version unfunny. Parody can include assholery. --Aussieintn 14:25, 8 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  • Well there you go. It can include it, but it is is now limited to it. I find her edits hilarious actually, so do some other people. Sorry it isn't dripping in Drama - synthetikmisery

wow. harsh and untrue, but whatever. Wack off baby. paigegirl

el_gorgo.. please don't delete entries to make yourself feel like a big man. Leave them and add to them, do not delete. Bordering on vandalism. - synthetikmisery

• synthetikmisery, if you feel i am vandalizing your entry, please report me to one of the moderators. --Argos 00:38, 9 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  • i'm here to ban everyone because i'm mad with power --kh/ what 00:52, 9 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • you could be the sith lord of ED. darth rapius.--Argos 00:55, 9 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      • i'm just tired of seeing "paigegirl" and "synthetikmisery" all up and down the latest changes page. i figured just once i could use my evil powers for good. --kh/ what 00:59, 9 Mar 2005 (UTC)
        • As an unpopular and non-respected member of the drama community, I will volunteer myself for B&/Rape-hammer if it will shut them the fuck up.--Argos 01:06, 9 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  • my computer if dicey. I go on and save changes rather than possibly lose them and have to start over. paigegirl
    • [nevermind this, i thought you meant something else] paige, it might not be your computer. i have found that sometimes when i am editing an entry at the same time as someone else, there edit goes through while mine does not.--Argos 01:04, 9 Mar 2005 (UTC)

El_gorgo - stop putting it on top. You keep messing up the whole format and layout. Go have your fun on the botton so the whole article doesnt get messed up. Fucking immature twat. Also stop erasing what I put.. vandalism is what that is - synthetikmisery

• For some reason, I am not compelled to do what you tell me to do. --Argos 22:27, 9 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  • I am not telling you to do anything. I am asking you to leave it at the bottom and just edit it there. You keep putting it on top and the whole layout gets messed up. That is all. Calm down. - synthetikmisery
    • El_gorgo - stop putting it on top. You keep messing up the whole format and layout. Go have your fun on the botton so the whole article doesnt get messed up. Fucking immature twat. Also stop erasing what I put.. vandalism is what that is - synthetikmisery
      Yes, you are certainly asking me to do something, not ordering me to do it. Also, it obvious that I am the one who needs to calm down -- evident by the fact that I threw a tantrum and called you a fucking immature twat. Boy I sure had a histrionic reaction (be sure and check that link) to "vandalism!" Yep, that is exactly what happened.--Argos 22:59, 9 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      • Is it possible to award him it twice? --無 & Ghostlight 23:30, 9 Mar 2005 (UTC)
        • Now that would just be hateful.--Argos 00:11, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
          • Well, it's not a joke until we hurt someone. --無 & Ghostlight 00:13, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
            •  ::unreadable emoticon face:: --Argos 00:40, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
          • I sense an obssession
            The redirect template is lame. The Award thing on top should probably be at the bottom if anywhere at all --B_iGP_imp_in 00:22, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)
            • Each additional whine raised the severity of the award. --Argos 00:40, 10 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Now Paige and synthetikmisery have broken up and returned to the traditional "i h8 u" of liberal/conservative interaction, should the entire synthetikmisery bit be taken out, or left in and edited for lulz? -- Subbes 23:54, 3 May 2005 (UTC)

• No details forthcoming to make lulz of. Might as well leave it though. PaigeGirl

Quasidan. Well, it hacks me every which way but loose. I only actually wrote a paragraph, a line and minor edits of this thing myself btw. So what do we do? Move the whole thing to user page and then yall can hack on me anew. I think if anyone likes their article to much there is discontent in the ranks lol. Kinda hard to do harsh parody on a masochist isn't it heh. paigegirl

People really shouldn't edit their own articles.. especially when they are GAPING ASSHOLES theslut

LOL hello closet-case! At least I did not whine and bitch and moan so much that they had to blank mine lols. paigegirl

Ahhhhahahaha! Vandalism! And wow talk about being a hypocrite. At least when I edit my article I'm making light of myself, you can't tolerate any lols about yourself without crying. paigegirl

• wtf are you on about? --kh/ what 04:17, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  • check the history. paigegirl
  • history for the article and in the talk section lol

I'm SO not vooting for Jameth this year lol paigegirl

[edit] waka waka waka

You can read the following articles in order to fully understand this thread: You Don't Have Any Friends, Cycle of Blame, Cat fight, Check your facts, Condescension, Defriend, Hissy fit, Inconsistent Personality Disorder, Pointless drama, Victim Loop, Fucktarded, All-Star Whiners, Talk:Synthetikmisery, Talk:Ratherberucking, Talk:Will63

FYI, I am NOT theslut. Have one of the admins check IPs. I've stayed out of all this shit because I really don't give a fuck. And the admins didn't take my article down because I whined, they took it down because it was...RICOCKULOUSLY STUPID. --thehooker

• sup Lucky Pierre QD 12:21, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
• You or one of your minions, who cares? If you don't care, dont bother to reply! They took it down WHILE you were busy trolling it THEN you went directly after deleted you journal for all of one minute, THEN you delted over 100 entries and chopped another 20 or so people off your f-list lol. Tell it to someone else. --paigegirl
  • You seem to know/care an awful lot about the goings on in my eljay. All I'm saying is stop with the false accusations. I'm not theslut. --thehooker
    • I'm an excellant observer, however you have long ceased to be any sort of priority. As I said, either you or one of your friends, what do I care? --paigegirl
      • Glad to hear I'm no longer a priority. Equally glad to see you admit that you don't in fact know it was me (it wasn't) and are staying true to form in hurling accusations without supporting fact. Cheers! PS. I don't know who these "minions" are of whom you speak, but if you run into one, tell him I want a sandwich. --thehooker
        • Hm. I'd call anyone who let an e-pal decide who they were allowed to be friends with a minion. You ought not have much trouble getting that sandwich as that covers at least half of your f-list. So long now. --paigegirl
          • maybe they just liked me more and thought it was borderline stalking, not to mention extrememly creepy for you and will to contact my abusive ex? Food for thought. --thehooker
            • I contacted noone. In fact the only thing I had anything to do with was what was in my own post in my own LJ. Maybe they just liked you more? NO. You as always, said "me or her" to people who left to their own devices would not have made such a choice. Childish much? Jebus but you have a huge ego. ALSO, as far as stalking? Pot-kettle-black baby. --paigegirl
              • Hmmm...yes, you're right. Reading someone's PUBLIC eljay and flaming them in communities is TOTALLY the same as getting the contact info for an abusive ex that left someone homeless, calling them, and trying to get them to interfere with that person's life. You're right. MY bad. Any word on that sandwich? --thehooker
                • What Will did Will did. I contacted no one. Can I be any clearer? --paigegirl

And as to stalking, I think this goes a bit beyond a flame war: artemisscreencap14xe.jpg artemisscreencap23vd.jpg Why gee, there's his real name under the black out strikes that you gave to me a complete stranger at the time. --paigegirl

• Oh. a three year old e-mail. *yawn* --thehooker
  • Like it has'nt been a constant in your online life for this whole time? Like you don't flip out every few months over this bullshit? And oh you certainly would NEVER stoop to stalking him from community to community trying to get him banned lol. You are either the most self-deluded person, or teh biggest liar. Probably both. I really don't care about you or your dramas anymore, you just are'nt worth it. --paigegirl
    • which is why you keep responding. --kh/ what 22:09, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)
      • So does she. Don't try to lay it all at my door. --paigegirl
        • But Daaaaaaaaaad! Jimmy hit me first!!! Also, you do realize the irony in complaining about/exposing "drama" that you spent three years perpetuating by leaking my posts, right? Or does your Joan of Arc Complex not allow for that level of logic? --thehooker
          • I explained why I passed on what I did and make no apology for it. So why do you keep responding? It seems important to you for some reason. Use e-mail if you have anything else to say as killhamster is irritated with this drama and i'm going to repect his wishes to stop as should you. --paigegirl
            • Oh please. You passed it on for the same reason you do everything on line. You Live for drama. You love it. You admit it. If you hadn't spent three years perpetuating this drama you would have nothing to look forward to in the mornings when you wake up. You have a Joan of Arc Complex. You create your own problems and dramas, just so you can have something to crusade against. Righting all the wrongs of eljay with your mighty sword of batshit insanity. I refuse to believe that you actually thought I was serious about hopping on a plane and flying to LA just to kneecap some idiot from eljay. No one believes that, paige. However, what I DO believe, and what has been confirmed by NUMEROUS sources, is that you and will contacted my abusive ex fiance, thus causing potential IRL danger for me. Gee...do I smell 40 year old hypocrite? And with that, I am done (and unlike you, when I say I'm done, I mean it, I don't ramble on neurotically for three more days and dedicate voluminous eljay posts to it. Cheers! -thehooker.
          • i don't care who started what. i'm sick of seeing this page come up and dominate the recent changes once a week. keep this shit up and you get a probationary ban. --kh/ what 22:15, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)
            • If you do ban her too. It was her friend her began with the vandalism, and it was her who began this conversation. I am done. Later. --paigegirl
              • Uhm...Paige, again with the false accusations. I have no idea who theslut is. --thehooker
                • i should ban you just for fucking up threads. learn the wiki code already. --kh/ what 22:19, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)

I've suggested it before, but in this case it seems clear there's only one way to resolve this: n00dz-off! Also, "no one" is two words—unless you meant Peter Noone?--hardvice (talk) 21:29, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)

• I don't want to see 40 year old vagina. --thehooker
• grammar nazi! lol --paigegirl
  • I ask because it would be really fucking cool if you'd contacted Peter Noone re: Polio Emily.--hardvice (talk) 21:35, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)

[edit] HOLY FAGGOTRY

will you guys shut the fuck up already? --kh/ what 22:02, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)

* I FOR ONE AGREE. Seeing the Recent Changes list constantly filled with this shit is getting to be rather tedious. ED is losing its value to me as a valuable trolling information resource. --Harish Rallapali 16:37, 7 Jun 2005 (UTC)

I added sigs for thehooker's comments. If I have misattributed anything, I apologize. Please learn to sign your posts for optimum drama. --elGorgo, shadow puppeteer of a secret administrator 00:32, 7 Jun 2005 (UTC)

• Thanks gorgo. --girlvinyl 06:09, 7 Jun 2005 (UTC)

[edit] EncyclopediaPaigeatica

Your talk page is ridiculous. Volpex 16:13, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Hold on

Does this mean if I start a live journal and add her to my friends list then I'll get free porno too? --WKD 23:05, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• That's 90% of why I visit her journal. --無 11:26, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • Awesomeness --WKD 21:36, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • Also, someone needs to re-link her journal so I can start harvesting porn. --WKD 21:39, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)

[edit] no such user

this lj is deleted... and not much lulz archived in this article. delete? --Quasidan 03:04, 4 October 2006 (UTC)