Talk:Purelily

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I have arrived!!!!--Purelily 13:47, 3 Feb 2005 (UTC)

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What a fucking cunt! I hope she stays in her bomb shelter and never ever leaves -- Ricochet Rabbit

thought y'all'd like to see a picture of Rabbi ricochet rabbit who has convinced me that I should love honor and obey him! I told him i was forbidden from eating the fruit of his tree but I finally succumbed after his extreme makeover. Here are his before and after pictures. --Purelily 20:12, 3 Feb 2005 (UTC)

I'm disillusioned! I thought Ricochet was a real rabbit! :-( --Aussieintn 13:40, 3 Feb 2005 (UTC)

He's called a rabbit because i've heard that when it comes to reproduction, he's quick like a bunny ;) --Purelily 03:04, 4 Feb 2005 (UTC)

    • Yoniggs is a sock journal, but it was actually me trolling her journal. I can't stand this slut. My main journal is touchmymonkey, I'm honored to warrant a mention here.**

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[edit] Anti-semetic! How can i be against myself ...

... since i descended from Shem, the Semite? hehe

See, its stuff like this that really gets people going! They think they know it all but i show them that they know very little and that really bugs them!! I expose how they have been indoctrintated by institutions of *cough* higher education *cough* that we all know are controlled by Jews. They think i'm a troll but there are a few that realize I believe what i write. People LOVE to hate me!

For I am a Judahite, descended from a long line of European kings and queens, including Edward I, Charles I, Charlemagne, Julius Ceasar, and Ptolmy the Macedonian, King Solomon, King David, Judah Phares, Jacob, Isaac, Abraham, Shem and Noah. Am I a jew? Heavens no. The jews are not Abraham's seed! They are the seedline of Cain as Christ pointed out in John 8:44. I am a chosen one! Chosen by YHVH to bring in the kingdom and rule and reign in the first resurrection. Sorry but you non Israelites will just have to wait for the second resurrection on Judgment Day (if you don't die the second death). =P --Purelily

  • You are very, very sad. It is time to take a sip of reality juice. --Ricochet rabbit 19:54, 6 Feb 2005 (UTC)
    • John 8:37 I know you are Abraham's descendants.
    • Furthermore, all Cain's descendents were drowned in the flood. All people (yes, even Jews) are descendents of Noah, who was a descendent of Seth. --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 04:27, 3 May 2005 (UTC)

suck it bitch, suck it long and hard.SchmuckyTheCat 03:24, 27 Feb 2005 (UTC)

awwwww Wabbit i am very very very happy not sad. And I don't even need drugs! I know what I believe and why I believe it. You on the other hand have readily admitted your confusion and turmoil. Now that's sad! --Purelily 03:17, 7 Feb 2005 (UTC)

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Feel free to steal this image... and then we can all play the "let's quote Purelily" game. Oh joy!

YES!!! the JOY!!! Mat 5:11 Blessed are ye, when [men] shall revile you, and persecute [you], and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. 12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great [is] your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you. --Purelily 02:55, 8 Feb 2005 (UTC)

[edit] in the ass

any suggestions on how to incorporate a link to in the ass in every paragraph of this article? --Quasidan the Jew 22:45, 28 Feb 2005 (UTC)

  • I'll give it a go --WKD 02:33, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
    • Done. Not every paragraph, but nearly. Someone else will have to finish the job, I am drained.--WKD 02:55, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
      • Neat! some jerk reverted it though :/ ~ Banaan 16:32, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
        • The Article is more than entertaining enough without the 1st grade pooty humor. I have nothing against pooty humor. But The ill shit that comes out o the womans mouth(or rather her keyboard) is so damning there is no need to silly it up.
          • You're not a really smart evil genius are you? In the ass is always funny. ~ Banaan 16:40, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
            • You see, we have to let purelily speak for herself without any silly additions like "in the ass". The "in the ass" descredits what ever she's saying, and we don't want to do that because whatever she's done or said is just briliant as it is.
          • Dude, at least leave the quotes alone! I compiled those! You can't see the true stupidity of what she's actually saying it by farcing with the whole in the ass thing. Sugarimp
            • I was merely responding to the jew-boy's request. I thought it would be a nice thing to do, seeing as they just lost a whole lot of land over in Jewyjewistan; he's bound to feel a bit teary eyed. I am a giving soul. While I believe that adding in the ass to every paragraph is a triumph of the will and a victory for the english language, if you must revert, do so. --WKD 21:25, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Observations

"lol haven't you read John 8:44 or Matt 23:22? and who do YOU think Rev 2:9 and 3:9 is referring to? Also check out 1 John 3:12 while you're at it." Does anyone else laugh when someone preceeds a religious lesson with LOL? --Jesuitx

[edit] my views on purelily?

Well, where to begin... Other than the fact that she is obviously a 16 year old girl who just wants to stir up controversy for some odd reason. She is also a :

as evidenced by her self-portrait user icons and the chatbot that i assume is representative of her herself...which is doubtful, since i don't think anyone professing to be as christian as she would wear emo glasses. in fact, i think she's a closet furry. - Theanalogkid

    • Actually, she's a menopausal woman who turned to jesus because no one loved her. She also thinks she's being young and hip by using teeny AOL slang, like LOLZ. I'll bet she listens to Clay Aiken. Lodomdomlvr 18:06, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
      • Nah, she probably listens to Manowar or some other death metal.--Theanalogkid 18:09, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)

[edit] new insomnia induced banner 

purelytarded indeed

Nifty, innit? Change, modify, do whatever. I liked the first banner best- that was my baby. But I guess we're not allowed to use a "copyrighted" pic of her mug :(.

  • Whut? Why not? Surely it falls under fair use for parody? --Mister Six 09:42, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)
    • Dunno why the the first one was replaced. I'm assuming it's because purelytarded is a troublesome cuntrag who likes filing lawsuits. Lodomdomlvr 10:55, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)
      • That is most likely it. Lawsuits are dicks to deal with even when they're frivolous. --無 22:09, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Her guestbook is fun and informative

Thanks for drawing my attention to Purelily. I find her to be a fount of wisdom and a fascinating conversationalist. For instance, I learned from her that: "[...] this site does not claim Jesus to be an "incoherent lunatic". A lunatic by definition is one who is possessed by The Devil. Where does this site claim that???" So, there you go. A good exorcising will fix her right up.

Aww. She can't even excercise basic thinking. A lunatic, if thought about, is someone who "tics" i.e. goes mad with the pahses of the moon. Nothing in there about Devils I'm afraid. It's a shame, the fat has clearly blocked the nerves to her brain. And Jesus would have been Arabic, seeing as that is where Arabs come from. "White". Hehe, stupid, poor Nazi. Wissam

[edit] MySpace?

I was browsing MySpace one night, and I decided to use purelily in a search. I found a profile that I assume is hers. Would that be permissible to put on the page, or is that too personal? --Theanalogkid 15:39, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

  • perfectly permissable. plz link. --[[User:Weev|oh the rorror]] 15:47, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

So I was chatting with the Purelily bot and: BEHOLD

Human: Do you love God Purelily: Yes Jameth Purelily loves everyone and everything.

Human: Even Satan? Purelily: Yes, even that. Purelily is a devil worshiper

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