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OK, well... I'm very impressed... and pissed off too.

First, please excuse me if I make any mistake, I'm actually French and I try my best to speak this lazy language pretty well. Anyway, I know I'm very probably better at English than anyone of you all is at French.

So, as I was saying earlier, I'm very impressed because I never knew someone could have been homophobic, racist, dumb at the same time, and pretending he's not neo-nazi or something similar.

Neo-nazi is a good word... It means "I don't like Jews"... One of Rammstein's members raped a Jewess, so obviously he liked her.

Firemen... haha! Good one! At least, they do something during their concerts. While it's not too dangerous, they can do whatever they want.

Boring power chords, inane synth pop, and random drums. Why not, that's why I ask you now to take a guitar, hire friends for playing synth and drums, and do something better.

Lyrics are in German... Yes, hadn't you realized before that English wasn't the only language in the world? So, why does everybody speak English? Because it's a lazy language, nothing more. It's probably the easiest language to learn. And if you want, they also sing in English, Russian, Spanish...

Gay crap... OK, in France, being homophobic is a crime. Goodbye dude.

Hating America... who doesn't hate America? LOL, just kidding! Nope, actually, they don't hate America, it was just a funny song. Unfortunately, most of Americans don't like that kind of humor. They don't like mocking foreign people. What? No, I never wore any beret, sorry.

Burning shit, invading Poland, hermaphrodites, and eating penises. I don't even know what you are talking about. Do you at least understand their lyrics while they don't sing in English? If you want, they also talk about love.

Well... it's a fucking good site! I'm gonna read something about France, it must be funny! - Darkjin

• Are you talking to yourself? --Jacknstock 23:07, 20 Feb 2006 (UTC)
• I fucking hate you.--WKD 23:34, 20 Feb 2006 (UTC)
• Yeah.... Sad thing is, the world hates France a lot more. Check your facts, plz. ALSO HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY HAHAHAHAHAH. God, I hate the French. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 23:45, 20 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Very... interesting! Nobody cared about what I said about Rammstein, the only reason they insulted me for is the fact that I'm French. I don't have anything against Americans, however racists are all similar, the country they live in doesn't matter. - Darkjin the French 'tard.

• You hate our freedom. Why are you here? --Jacknstock 13:18, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)

There are kinds of freedom. Freedom of speech, which is very important and that I totally agree with, and freedom of insulting, being racist, etc. which is sorta illegal in some countries. You may think I'm an old and alcoholic and stupid French guy who believes France is the best country ever and who hates America and everything else, and that's where you're wrong. I'm a regular YOUNG 18-year-old French boy who travelled many times, who speaks two languages very well and who is trying to speak three other one, who doesn't like France, and who has been in America for three months. I don't even care about politics and I always have to hear that I'm a coward, a frog, an alcoholic, etc. It's the same thing for the Germans. They're always labelled as nazi or something similar.

Why am I here? Because I wanted to read something nice about my favourite band, then I saw something racist, and I hate racism. That's all. - DarkJin

Apparently, somebody doesn't understand the concept of satire. --TheEvilBlueberryCouncil 17:07, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)

I guess they don't have satire in France, eh? By the way, we use asterisk here, you slant spic nigger kike. --Bastardman 17:30, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Usually, satire is used for telling the truth some people don't want to hear, not for lying or doing crappy propaganda. -- DarkJin

• By the way, "hermaphrodites and eating penises" are real Rammstein songs. Also, please elaborate on how this constitutes "propaganda". Grow a sense of humor. I was only doing it for the lulz. --TheEvilBlueberryCouncil 17:34, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
• It is also often used for comedic effect. This is commonly called parody, now go back to giving yourself anal pleasure with a baguette, or whatever other sexual deviances you frogs get up to in your spare time. --Bastardman 17:38, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)

"Hermaphrodite" is a beautiful thing, isn't it? "Eating penises"... it's rather about cannabalism, they are making fun (and denouncing) a crazy man in Rothemburg, Germany, who asked on a chatroom if someone wanted to be eaten, and ate a guy who answered yes. -DarkJin

• And I'm denouncing you because you are an unfunny unwelcome garlic motherfucker with no sense of humour, an enormous case of unwarrented self-importance and no fucking reason to be here. This site goes right over your head. We're making making fun of Rammstein. OH NOES THEY ARE YOUR FAVOURITE BAND WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT A BUNCH OF GERMAN FUCKING MUSICIANS OR YOUR SHITTY SENSIBILITIES. Propaganda? Yeah, we're the International Zionist Conspiracy mate, you're going places. Also we are a front for the CIA. Do you even know the meaning of the word? Best you put this down to the famous english sense of humour and go back to waiting for the next german invasion, you glorified fucking Asterix comic. --WKD 20:05, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
• WAH WAH SOMEONE INSULTED MY FAVRITE BAND IN TEH WHOL WERLD AND NOW I MUST WINE ABOUT THERE RACISM BCOS I BLEEVE IN FEEDOM OF SPEECH JUST NOT WHEN SUM1 SAIS SUMTING I DON LIKE WAAAH!!!!111one

Also way to go on the "A member of Rammstein is married to a Jew and you hate Rammstein so you hate Jews" line of reasoning. Truly you are a master debator.

Also WKD you fucker, I was trying to edit this page. --Ntg85 20:07, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)

• wingsnugs--WKD 20:16, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)

"You don't like Rammstein so you don't like Jews". I never said that. I never will.

"You say they're nazi, without any piece of evidence, only because they're German". It's something like that.

"You're French, and I don't like you, so all the French are dumb". Very nice.

"Is French therefore unfunny". Very nice.

"You're a frog". Very nice.

And there are lots of sentences I can quote.

Now let me tell you that everyone of you is "fils de pute" and "trou du cul" and "tête de bite" and "enculé" and "saloperie" and "facho" and "tronche de cake" and "gueule de raie".

And this time I don't forget to sign my comment : DarkJin, a fucking French kid that tried to speak with racist Anglo-saxons hating everybody who doesn't speak English and believing they're not racist.

• Christ, you're still here? Shouldn't you be smoking cigarettes outside a cafe or surrendering to Germans or something? --Ntg85 21:05, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  • P.S. "So, as I was saying earlier, I'm very impressed because I never knew someone could have been homophobic, racist, dumb at the same time, and pretending he's not neo-nazi or something similar.

Neo-nazi is a good word... It means "I don't like Jews"... One of Rammstein's members is married to a Jewess. "

Yup, it was just a piece of evidence that Rammstein is not a nazi band.

When I said "not a nazi or something similar", I meant the author was racist because he says they are neo-nazi. That's all.

Anyway, everyone here is racist except me. But they'll admit it. "I'm not racist, fucking frog!"

--DarkJin

• This is beyond you isn't it? Girlvinyl, owner of this site, is Jewish. So are a couple of the admins. These same people wrote the article on Jews. You are stupid. You don't get the site. You hang around thinking that we actually care, rather than just taking the oppotunity for some cheap flame. You shouldn't be here. Most people on this site are also not Anglo-Saxons as you say; trying to apply that term to Americans is ridiculous anyway (50% of European Americans started off as ethnically German) As for dumb? Well how about this comment:

Lyrics are in German... Yes, hadn't you realized before that English wasn't the only language in the world? So, why does everybody speak English? Because it's a lazy language, nothing more. It's probably the easiest language to learn. And if you want, they also sing in English, Russian, Spanish...

Well, english is actually a difficult language to learn because of it's non-standard grammar rules and spelling. It's widely spoken not for it's 'laziness' but because the British Empire covered more than a quarter of the Earth's surface, and Britain was the worlds first super-power. Unlike France. The following rise of the USA cemented the use of english.

Honestly just shut the fuck up. If you think that even a fraction of this site is serious then your english comprehension is so bug-fuck that you should stop offering opinions in the language. Also, cheese-eating surrender monkey.--WKD 21:23, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)

I had no difficulties to learn English.

And I don't really mind that the webmaster is Jew, because I know he didn't write this article.

PS: My English comprehension is probably VERY limited, you must excuse me, we French people usually suck at English, and I may not be an exception.

THAT IS WHY I'm here. (argueing in English is like homework)

• Ferme te boite! Ferme le bouche! You have no idea what is going on here! So many things are wrong with your "arguements", but I'll point out the most obvious one if you looked at what ED is about. Girlvinyl is a GIRL!!! You are worse than a plague of emos. And I don't fucking care if I butchered the French language, 'cause it's still better than your mangled English. --Riboflavin 21:35, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
• You're here to take our freedom away. ps, format replies properly. -- CATS 21:38, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
• English isn't my native language either and you don't see me gloating about how great I am. Take your English assignment somewhere else. Noone cares. Hey, he insulted Banaan's mother! B&? (Y/n) ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 21:48, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)

Is that a freedom to insult people that didn't do anything to yourself?

Look at the article about France.

• Yes. That's called Freedom of Press. Fortunatly, we don't live in your politically correct country where hurting other people's feelings is a felony. Stupidity annoys me and you're starting to annoy me. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 21:48, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)

• If you admit that your english comprehension is bad you are admitting you don't know what you are talking about and that you shouldn't be here. Someone tried to explain 'satire', 'parody', 'irony', 'comedy' and such to you before and these went right over your head. To them I will add the good-old fashioned Anglo-Saxon 'taking the piss'. You are arguing with people who didn't even take what they wrote seriously to begin with. This makes you look like an idiot. You seem to be some dumb misguided french kid with a case of unwarranted self-importance and some anger at so called 'Anglo-Saxons'(a term which you don't really understand either) who simply dosn't belong here, because, as noted, you don't understand this place to begin with. Nor are people inclined to explain it to you any more than we have already. Why should we? Go read the article on Jews to see what the jewish contributors to this site wrote. Another example is your reaction above to Iicatscii. You have no idea what the fuck is going on. Seriously, you should have banned a long time ago.--WKD 21:50, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  • I banned him for one day with the reason "Being French". When he comes back tomorrow, he'll be even more pissed off and acting like a victim, so we'll be able to poke fun at him even more :D. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 21:56, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • Yay! Let's give him some English lessons he'll never forget. Lousy Frenchtard ;).--Riboflavin 21:59, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
      • Viva La Revolution -- CATS 22:07, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)

wow. ...rrright. yeah the article sucks. uh the page's owner is a jew? what a surprise, a jew owning mass media. and ahn, yes, the article is not fun as the one from uncyclopedia but just for one reason: i used to like rammstein. it's pretty easy to sit here and laugh about shitty things been said about things i hate like mass media owners and commies so i have to accept when they make fun of my beloved genocidal dictators and "shitbands". right the french boy can complain but he could just had said "IT SUCKS YOU ALL SUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKED PIG FUCKERS" instead of writing a chapter. hmmmmm...IT SUCKS YOU ALL SUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKED PIG FUCKERS!

• Whatever, and do you happen to speak good English?--Riboflavin 01:23, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
  • This French wasn't so bad at English... --Grenouille 14:35, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

Fuck! Frenchyfag drama and I missed it >:( --Forevergrey 02:05, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

• A young French boy... Let's forgive him for once, he'll grow up. --Grenouille 14:35, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] slandering!!!

saying rammstein is a nazi band is not freedom of expression, its slandering because there is a lot of evidence that its not nazi at all --Reltih 21:11, 22 April 2006 (UTC)

• Whereas saying you masturbate while looking at Rammstein pics would be slander because there is a lot of evidence that you have no genitalia. --Jacknstock 21:47, 22 April 2006 (UTC)

• The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!
  The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!
  The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!
  The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!
  The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!	The face of Rammstein!

  --Riboflavin 21:59, 22 April 2006 (UTC)

  [edit] Reds, not Fascists!

  Rammstein are red commies, not "white" nazis. None of the members of Rammstein are nazis. As to one of them being married to a "jewess", I don't know about that. But last time I checked, jewess was an outdated term used by backward fascists and George Orwell. Just to sum up, Rammstein are commies, not nazis; using outdated terms makes you sound like a fuck, so use some proper terminology. And may Dick Cheney rape you bitches in your asses, redneck prison whores!

  • You'd be amazed how much more your insightful commentary would mean to us if anybody actually cared.--Hardvice 00:11, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
  • The what now? --Jacknstock 01:39, 15 May 2006 (UTC)

  • It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!
    It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!
    It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!
    It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!
    It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!	It's a Communism party!

    --Riboflavin 03:57, 15 May 2006 (UTC)

    [edit] ectheli0n

    look you fucking french dumb peace of shit you guys are the second most hated nation in the world after the dumb americans of course .

    its like you are angry because hitler kicked your asses so badly in 6 weeks come over it man that was 60 years ago know ramstein is cool and napoleon is out O.K

    heil hitler

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