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Talk:Spider

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This is a really good article. That picture with the baby spiders is fucking awful. Absolutely terrible. I can look at pain series, guro, gore, whatever, but picturing all those little fuckers running off the mother and crawling on to me makes me want to die. White•Mystery

  • I agree with WhiteMystery... Kick-ass article, concise yet lulzy. Also, I too can look at pretty much any shock image without batting an eyelash, but spiders... They just freak me out. The damn things are scarier than Candleja - Happy Sunshine Rapist
  • You best be trollin, nigga.--Endedruraltalk 23:54, 30 March 2008 (CDT)

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[edit] Delicious Video

Made me hungry for sum egg pudding. Also, a gallery is in order. A collapsible gallery. With full-size pictures. IMMA CHARGIN' MAH GOOGLE - Eatenbyrobots 05:12, 12 March 2008 (CDT)

  • Eeeeew, egg pudding.Chunkmunky 12:27, 16 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Good Article

This article is actually decent now. And having come from a page of like two or three lines with a shock image as the only redeeming quality, that's pretty good. Lots of disturbing pictures. I just added one of a banana spider. I actually found one of those fuckers in backyard a few years ago. Nearly shit myself. True story.--Endedruraltalk23:50, 19 March 2008 (CDT)

  • I really, really like this article. If we can find one or two more YouTubes I think I'll be able to front page it. My favorite part of the article is "The average spider wears a perpetually surprised expression. This is because spiders watch most of your daily activities, and they just don't get where you're coming from.". White•Mystery

[edit] Brown recluse video

That video of a guy busting his brown recluse bite was quite gross. Looks like something only zit_fetish would fap to. --Tracer of Count Duckula 14:12, 29 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA++++++++++++++++ Would read again!!11!

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[edit] Technical detail

The image with the caption saying "Cozy..." does not actually show spiders, but creatures called "Opiliones", "Harvestmen", or "Daddy longlegs", which are related to spiders, but not actual spiders, they are actually closerly related to scorpions and are unable to create webs. Fucky 23:37, 30 March 2008 (CDT)

  • LOL FACTS. Also, the myth about Daddy Long Legs being deadly poisonous is grossly exaggerated. Their venom really isn't dangerous to people, even if they could bite us. However, we're not really about facts here, so try to let it go. The camel spider article is also riddled with factual inaccuracies, as well, but nobody really cares. I understand why you want to change it, but it's funnier the way it is than saying, "These are creatures called "Opiliones", "Harvestmen", or "Daddy longlegs", which are related to spiders, but not actual spiders, they are actually closerly related to scorpions and are unable to create webs."--Endedruraltalk 23:54, 30 March 2008 (CDT)
    • I didn't propose to change it, simply pointed it out. For the record. Fucky 20:06, 2 April 2008 (CDT)
  • I happened to be aware of this and dont care. Noone really gives a fuck about facts around here anyway. Plus making shit up is usually more lulzy.Chunkmunky 01:52, 31 March 2008 (CDT)

This entire section was a joke in itself, you fucking moogs. Fucky 06:36, 15 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] {{Perfect?}}

  • I want to protect the article because it's super fucking awesome as it is and shouldn't be changed any more, unless it involves adding more badass pictures of spiders. White•Mystery
      • Spiders added.Chunkmunky 05:28, 4 April 2008 (CDT)
    • Eh. I was pretty happy with the article until someone added the camel spider section. Better lock it to prevent further faggotry.Chunkmunky 20:29, 3 April 2008 (CDT)
  • I was kind of annoyed by that, too. I made the section better, but I'm wondering if I should have removed it altogether. Cause there's already a separate article on the camel spider. Any thoughts?--Endedrural talk 21:50, 3 April 2008 (CDT)
    • I think that stuff could be moved to the Camel Spider page, at least the video. Besides, Camel Spider is inherently unfunny due to excessive retarded.Chunkmunky 23:11, 3 April 2008 (CDT)
  • Done.--Endedrural talk 00:09, 4 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Link with spider expert?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spider_expert Soccrmastr 21:34, 25 April 2008 (CDT)

  • Sure. Just add it to the see also section. Although there's a {{perfect}} template on this page, that doesn't really mean you can't edit it. That's just to show that the article is good and that we don't want people fucking it up. ~ Endedrural (talk)
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