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HOLY SHIT HAVE WE BEEN GRACED BY THE PRESENCE OF THE SIMON GREEN???!!!!1oneoneone

Doesn't matter, I de-sucked his alleged edit anyway. --Ntg85 08:13, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

ok so what's with simon green and how come all the people who went to school with him talk shit about him OTI? or does it explain in the voicemails, i'm too lazy to read those --John G. Roberts 04:19, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)

• according to the OP of the main LJ entry, he starts fights over nothing, sexually assaults people, and is generally an asshole. Basically, he's an attention whore -- Toasterkitten17:28, 4 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  • here are some simon green links which explain his personality: #1, #2, #3, #4 --Toasterkitten 17:12, 5 Aug 2005 (UTC)
• The voicemails are definitely the best part of this whole thing because the woman is completely insane. I recommend listening to them; I always imagine her voicemails ending with her saying "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"--hardvice (talk) 17:38, 4 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  • gghahahahahahaha --ScheisseGern 07:04, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Contents 1 Cwilker 2 C1Wilker 3 Voicemail mp3 4 The Voicemails Should Work. 5 Factual Inspection plz 6 Voicemail

[edit] Cwilker

Jesus Christ! Of course the picture is not of the person named in the article. If you had looked at any other article (try Saddam Hussein), or had read the Image Selection Process, you would already know that. Now fuck off.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 00:35, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] C1Wilker

Oh, I get it. You're the other Terri Green and you're pissed that this page, associating you with this nutjob, comes up higher than your own during a vanity search. This makes me lol hardcore.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 16:21, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Voicemail mp3

The links don't work. :(

[edit] The Voicemails Should Work.

Voicemails should be dandy now.

What's with the lock on this? She's returned, in a much more pathetic form.

[edit] Factual Inspection plz

Someone look at Simon Green's edits here.. I'm not familiar with this subject. ~ Banaan 16:18, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• All he did was give it a better layout and remove a quote, which I restored. --Mister Six 18:02, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Voicemail

Voice mail MP3s continue to not work --Dess 20:12, 14 Mar 2006 (UTC)

• I have them all saved but the latest one. I'll upload them to ED. ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 20:56, 14 Mar 2006 (UTC)