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I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE ABOUT 7 OR 8 MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT --Thenormalyears 22:11, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

• SAY THE ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER

Contents 1 Now this is a story all about how my 2 Habbo Versions 3 SETTLE MY THRONE BITCHES, WE'RE ALL WRONG 4 And I yelled to the cabby yo home smell ya later 5 Spanish Version 6 lawl 7 Italian Version 8 Why the fuck is this protected? 9 Optional Verse 10 Not sure why this is protected 11 Delete Scientology 12 Moar

[edit] Now this is a story all about how my

life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys they were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of bel-air livin like, Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo home smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. zombie_bomb 07:24, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Habbo Versions

There's Habbo Hotel versions at other wikis. Samsara 07:31, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Habbo_Hotel has it. Samsara 07:38, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] SETTLE MY THRONE BITCHES, WE'RE ALL WRONG

Settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Just ask Blargh. --Suckit (Talk→) 03:06, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] And I yelled to the cabby yo home smell ya later

it's holmes don't any of you know black people Your pal RetartedFaggit 03:23, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Spanish Version

Spanish--Zen Triple 4 04:40, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] lawl

full black tags zombie_bomb 05:32, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Italian Version

Socapex 13:54, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Why the fuck is this protected?

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əɹəɥʇ ʎllɐuỊɟ sɐʍ I ɯopნuỊʞ ʎɯ ʇɐ pəʞoo⅂
ɹəʇɐl ɐʎ lləɯs səɯloɥ oʎ ʎqqɐɔ əɥʇ oʇ pəlləʎ I pu
8 ɹo ⎳ ʇnoqɐ əsnoɥ əɥʇ oʇ dn pəllnd I

„¡ɹỊ-lə oʇ əɯoɥ o⅄ ·ʇỊ ʇəნɹoɟ ´ɥɐN„ ´ʇɥნnoɥʇ I ʇn
əɹɐɹ sɐʍ qɐɔ sỊɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs plnoɔ I ნuỊɥʇʎuɐ ɟI
ɹoɹɹỊɯ əɥʇ uỊ əɔỊp pɐɥ ʇỊ puɐ ɥsəɹɟ pỊɐs əʇɐld əsuəɔỊl əɥ
ɹɐəu əɯɐɔ ʇỊ uəɥʍ puɐ qɐɔ ɐ ɹoɟ pəlʇsỊɥʍ I

„·ɹỊ-lə uỊ əlɔun puɐ əỊʇunɐ ɹnoʎ ɥʇỊʍ ‚uỊʌoɯ əɹ‚no⅄„ ´pỊɐs pu
pəɹɐɔs ʇoნ ɯoɯ ʎɯ puɐ ʇɥნỊɟ əlʇʇỊl əuo uỊ ʇoნ I
pooɥɹoqɥნỊəu ʎɯ uỊ əlqnoɹʇ ‚uỊʞɐɯ pəʇɹɐʇS
pooნ ou oʇ dn əɹəʍ ʎəɥʇ sʎnნ ɟo əldnoɔ ɐ uəɥʍ
looɥɔs əɥʇ əpỊsʇno llɐq-q əɯos ‚uỊʇooɥs llɐ pu
looɔ llɐ ´‚uỊxɐləɹ ´‚uỊxɐɯ ´ʇno ‚uỊllỊɥϽ
sʎɐp ʎɯ ɟo ʇsoɯ ʇuəds I əɹəɥʍ sỊ punoɹნʎɐld əɥʇ uO
pəsỊɐɹ puɐ uɹoq ɐỊɥdləpɐlỊɥ ʇsəʍ uI

ɹỊ-lə pəllɐɔ uʍoʇ ɐ ɟo əɔuỊɹd əɥʇ əɯɐɔəq I ʍoɥ noʎ lləʇ ll‚I
əɹəɥʇ ʇɥნỊɹ ʇỊs ʇsn əʇnuỊɯ ɐ əʞɐʇ oʇ əʞỊl p‚I pu
NʍO⫏ Ǝ⫏ISdႶ pəuɹnʇ ´pəddỊlɟ ʇoნ əɟỊ⅂
ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ llɐ ʎɹoʇs ɐ sỊ sỊɥʇ ʍoN

--Great justice _{loves your AIDS} 16:01, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Optional Verse

..."you're movin' with you're auntie and uncle to Bel-Air"

I begged and pleaded with, her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said,"I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the poeple of Bel-Air livin like?
This might be alright

I whistled for a cab...

Victor V

Listen to the extended version on jewtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ1NA7Mgzgw -Ciper

[edit] Not sure why this is protected

But will someone please change "holmes" to "homes" so it's not retarded and gay. Unless you are using the short version of 'holmie' or 'holmboy' in which case it's fine. Xoxi 15:05, 18 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Delete Scientology

Having Scientology being the related page completely ruins the article, and makes no sense. Take it off!

[edit] Moar

Needs moar Fresh Prince. - Crazyconan 00:25, 18 May 2008 (CDT)