Talk:The Moogle Cavern

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[edit] To Do

• A drama section on the Sonic Cult vs. MC conflict.
• Explicate on the FurAffinity link in Kulock's section. Regrettably, it has come to the point where it must be done.
• Pics plz. Blaze and Squish at least.
• Make my section better, or remove it. It's stupid.
• More penis

- SuitCase 05:15, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] oooh oooh oooh

We must keep my section up as a testament of H Hog's butthurt. Pleaaaase? Evan1203 18:05, 6 August 2007 (CDT)

Ahahaha, I expected something like this. Yeah, I knew I was throwing my guard down by posting that, but I didn't expect you to retaliate so weakly. "oh lol H Hog posted something snarky against me he must be hurting his butt lolz ahahaha"!!! How exactly are you not notable, though? Like I said! You got the fucking biggest postcount of the forum! Anyone who talks as much as you do is obviously worth talking about. And may I remind you that your theory is flawed? I was never attacked on this page personally, so how could I feel butthurt? I'm just dishing out more of the same things you have been. In fact, this weak attempt at retaliating to me only makes you seem butthurt in my eyes. H Hog 22:37, 6 August 2007 (CDT)

And I, on the same note, expected something like this. Most specifically the "OH IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S REELING IN PAIN" part. If you really think I'm worth keeping up there, go ahead! I had no qualms being up there before--I wrote pretty much the same exact thing about myself, which I'm sure someone would've noticed considering how obsessive everyone's been over the edit history--but it seemed pretty much agreed that I am not a notable personality to everyone else, at least. Going sheerly on my postcount (none of which was much more than me making shitty topics which got no replies) seems like poor logic for keeping me up there, though. That's going to change in due time, rest assured. I AM GOING THROUGH MY REBELLIOUS TEEN PERIOD AFTER ALL. And no, perhaps you yourself are not suffering from "butthurt", which is a stupid term I am not going to use anymore and why was I using it in the first place, but it seemed like a kind of "oooh he's being mean I am going to be mean back" thing, which would fall under that category.

god this article is more trouble than it's worth Evan1203 02:18, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

INTERNET FIGHT!!!!!--Sammybeany 03:17, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

I removed the Evan section, because I just didn't find it that funny, and I don't think Evan _is_ notable. Just because you're prolific or popular doesn't mean you belong in ED. While I think Evan has done an amazing job updating this article, and I like him and all, what is there to say about him rather than "He's young lol"? Allowing stupid injokes and exaggerations of slight personality quirks is what will turn this article into "HEHE MC IS A CULT YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!!"-type humour, albeit written in an ED sort of tone. Keep the drama, and keep it edgy (i.e. piss people off, don't just repeat wacky exaggerations while finding places to put "butthurt" and "faggotry" into the sentences.)

Also I hope nobody freaks that I removed my own section, I hesitated before but it seems like nobody else is going to do it for me. I might be slightly notable enough but you really need more than "HE STARTS FIGHTS LOL" as the general humorous content to go by, but I really think there's a lot of more interesting events and characters to work on than myself. I assure you I'm not upset or insulted in any way, I'd revel in something mean, but nobody has posted anything good enough. -- SuitCase 03:31, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

So wait... you're saying the insults aren't good enough for you both to stay on there? What the hell kind of a shit reason is that. So then what, we need to fucking lie and exaggerate about the two of you to keep it notable (pretty much like what's happening to everyone else)? 'Cause all I'm seeing is basically writing "this guy sucks plonker" about everyone and laughing about how much of an internet tough guy you're being by shitting on people who haven't really deserved it. H Hog 04:26, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

Jesus, calm down. The purpose of the article is to be funny. If I may quote from ED:TRU, "Sometimes fiction is funnier than truth; sometimes truth is funnier than fiction." So there you go. Is there anything really much more than a paragraph or two you can write up about either me or Suitcase, especially in terms of our involvement with the Moogle Cavern? More specifically, can you write anything FUNNY about it? If you really paid attention to either of us I think it'd be pretty clear that this isn't about being sad over insulted (which would furthermore be quite hypocritical) and just about making an amusing article. Evan1203 10:14, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

NO U Rorschach 00:25, 8 August 2007 (CDT)