Talk:Trollwars

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Alright, I need some opinions here. I've got a screencap of an attacked guestbook that'll be going up soon, but I've got two other things that I'd like to add, but I'm not sure how to fit them both. they're both "examples" from the Trollwars forum, the first being a serious, important discussion on racism, and the second being a little tennis between two forum members. Should I just shove both of them in as examples, despite their length? Or make a sacrifice and pick only one? I'll post them both below. --The Finn 08:17, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

• I don't see any especial reason not to put them both in. Add a suitable context so people understand the drama and all is good in the world. If the other admins disagree then they can take them out easily enough.--WKD 08:33, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Sounds good to me, but it'll have to wait till tomorrow, since it's goddamn 5 am again and I stopped being funny hours ago. --The Finn 08:59, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] All You Kike Haters - WHY?

Posted by Rock and Troll on: March 05, 2006, 09:51:27 AM

I want to know why people waste their time hating kikes when there are sandniggers to hate. There are maybe 30 million jews left in the world, with the large majority either in Israel or the US. Yes, they hold a disproportionate amount of power and influence, but that's because they are smart and tend to work hard in school and at their jobs (the sneaky fucks). But let's face it, for all their power and influence they are a fading people, they don't breed much and they intermarry as often as not.

Meanwhile there are a billion dunecoon savage beast animals out there, and they breed like rats. They have invaded Europe and will take over whole countries there in 50-100 years. They already are the majority in 47 countries (all shitholes). They don't work, and they don't contribute anything positive to the planet. Compare the accomplishments of these death worshippers to the accomplishments of Jews and tell me who has added more to our lives.

--The Finn 08:17, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Gayer than rainbows.

Cranky Bastard:
There's two methods of trolling here.

The most prominent seems to be discussing whatever topics may arise and vigorously pursuing your position without any restrictions on how extreme you get or who gets called what. It's rather like the Ultimate Fighting Championship of debating.

The second is to pursue Troll-godhood by being so annoyingly obnoxious to everyone that we all hit you with minusus (dipshit rating). The most prolific dipshit or even those with no blessings take on their own little rep as "one of those" trolls.

It takes a really thick skin to be the second type of troll, because we feed on wannabes. As I said in some other post, we eat our young.

LOL U <3 WANG:
I can't tell if this piece of shit is talking to me or not, but my official response either way is as following:

I am looking forward to your response to the following:
_______
_______D~~~~ This is the size of your penis IRL LOL.

Cranky Bastard:
Yeah, I was talking to you. Do you have a fixation with small dicks? Then you're talking to the wrong person.

And before you assume I'm like Sweet Dick Willy who claims bitches drool all over his 49-foot dick, I'm not one of those posers, either.

Your troll attempt was flat, amateurish, and more suited to Yahoo. [image of smiley giving the finger]

LOL U <3 WANG:
I have read your messages and propose the following reply.

Please refer to my previous ASCII diagram, as seen here:

Quote from: LOL U <3 WANG on Today at 03:21:34 AM
_______
_______D~~~~ This is the size of your penis IRL LOL.

If you take a moment to study the diagram, you'll also notice that you have no balls.

--The Finn 08:17, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

• Oh, so much to choose from... I think the first one would be better, though. Or put them both in, but weave them in suitably-Ket 08:28, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Ooooh, PWNED

missmanners: We need a TK Encyclopedia Dramatica entry Something that will rival this wonderful one for Troll Wars.
HeroicFool: LMAO, yes we want that kind of recognition ASAP!!
HeroicFool: [quotes edit]
Gagh: PWNED.
--The Finn 07:24, 4 August 2006 (UTC)