Talk:UFO

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

It was late at night and I was driving down I-25 in northern New Mexico. I saw a huge blue orb floating to the side of the road. Naturally, I pulled over to check it out. As I approached it, I blacked out. When I awoke, I found myself in what appeared to be a metallic ship. There were several of what are commonly known as "greys," standing around me. Standing several feet in front of me was a 7 foot lizard man. I was totally naked. I was telepathically compelled by the lizard man to waltz around his ship with my penis tucked between my legs. Against my will, I was repeatedly stating in a monotone voice, "I'm a little girl." I could feel the aliens' amusement by this. After about 10 minutes of this, I was anuly probed. The aliens spoke into my mind that they could tell I liked it. I blacked out again. When I awoke this time, I was sitting in my car with my underwear on my head. When I finally got home, my family was irate. Evidently, my gracious hosts had taken the liberty to film my homosexual waltz with my cell-phone. They subsequently texted the video to all of my contacts. They were careful to not include themselves in the film. All in all, though, I think extraterrestrials are here on a mission of peace.