Talk:UFO
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
It was late at night and I was driving down I-25 in northern New Mexico. I saw a huge blue orb floating to the side of the road. Naturally, I pulled over to check it out. As I approached it, I blacked out. When I awoke, I found myself in what appeared to be a metallic ship. There were several of what are commonly known as "greys," standing around me. Standing several feet in front of me was a 7 foot lizard man. I was totally naked. I was telepathically compelled by the lizard man to waltz around his ship with my penis tucked between my legs. Against my will, I was repeatedly stating in a monotone voice, "I'm a little girl." I could feel the aliens' amusement by this. After about 10 minutes of this, I was anuly probed. The aliens spoke into my mind that they could tell I liked it. I blacked out again. When I awoke this time, I was sitting in my car with my underwear on my head. When I finally got home, my family was irate. Evidently, my gracious hosts had taken the liberty to film my homosexual waltz with my cell-phone. They subsequently texted the video to all of my contacts. They were careful to not include themselves in the film. All in all, though, I think extraterrestrials are here on a mission of peace.
Nancy Lieder, the Zetas and Nibiru
There is this old senile bitch at godlikeproductions.com, Nancy Lieder, who claims since <1995 she is talking to Zetas (greys). Every week since I don't know when, she holds that "Zeta talk" shit where her blind fucktarded followers ask questions to the ~Zetas~ and they "answer back". She made a fuckload of failed predictions and always makes "white lies" to excuse her EPIC failures. The old fuck is a perfect example of questionable logic.
Here are some examples of what shit she spews.
http://www.zetatalk.com/index/lou0723y.htm LOU posing QUESTION: things are normal in the skies, constellations, Sun location, etc., according to 20 year old, 40 year old, documentation.
NANCY: Well that’s strange because I must have a different sky than these people. I have Skymap, and that equates to 20 year old, 40 year old, bla bla bla. People go out and say ‘where’s the Moon’, which mostly in its orbit but sometimes its way too far North, or way too far South, and I have observed that. I have observed Ursa Major at least twice, and drawn pictures, run up Skymap, and drawn Ursa Major and Polaris, where we saw it, because I’m on an absolute N/S grid. Run into Mapquest, and run up my town, and I have this in my Orbits section, the map is absolutely dead N/S. I’m on the block that forms the quarter, the 40 acre quarter, which as anyone who lives in the Midwest knows, they loved the N/S direction and that’s they way they surveyed all the platland. So I know these streets run N/S. And its way off, its way high in the dome, not directly overhead about at about 80° up there, not down there on the horizon. Ursa Major is an in the dome, wintertime, constellation. So they are not right. Here again we’re into butter/margarine. People who say that are either not looking, or are deliberately paid to say that. If you want to maintain a cover-up, you just have a crew of people saying the opposite of what the truth is. And most people buy that. Most people are not going to run out in the middle of the night, check the constellations, buy Skymap, run up the drawings and say ‘oh, its way off!’. People who do that say ‘oh my gosh, its off!’, but most people don’t have the time or energy for that and just don’t do it. So if there’s an argument and people are saying ‘she’s nuts, that’s not the case, everything is normal’, then they say ‘well, I don’t know, I don’t know what to believe, people are saying this, and then they're saying that’. It’s a butter/margarine thing. I suggest that people actually go and look. Do that. I’m not afraid to say that because that’s where the proof of the pudding lies. You do your own checking. Get a planetarium program like Skymap, an old Almanac, well, you have to do that to see the constellations. Moonrise, moonset, one of the Signs of the Times was that two different sites gave moonrise, moonset times for Calgary, Canada that was off by an hour. The Navy said one thing, and another said something else. You know, things are not right, and they’re increasingly unraveling for the astute you does their own checking. End of rant.
""May 15, 2003 is given as the date but it has always been stated "shortly thereafter". Nancy Lieder [Failed prediction]
""As we have predicted in 1995, there will be increasing crop shortages to the point where commercial crops will fail for the next 3 years running. Not in 1999 but during the 3 years following, going into the coming pole shift." Nancy Lieder [Failed prediction]
"You will NOT be allowed to invade Iraq as expected, to succeed, and your secret plans, your smug deals with allies, will FAIL!" Nancy Lieder [Failed prediction]
"Planet X will be visible in the daytime sky, 7 weeks before passage." Nancy Lieder [Failed prediction]
“"Likewise, we have allowed NANCY to look foolish, the latest session last Sunday when she shared her bumbling on asteroids with the public, shamelessly." Nancy Lieder [Failed prediction "white lie."]
"Satellites are already getting so much noise that they falter.......this failure rate will not matter as ALL will fail." Nancy Lieder [Failed prediction]
"Kid A is NOT a fake that we can tell." Nancy Lieder [Failed prediction]
"Thus, the minions are out trying to attack THIS channel, the #poleshiftdiscussion channel, but hold firm! This will not last ....... consider this a temporary attack, diminishing in intensity, and likely to disappear within weeks." Nancy Lieder [Failed prediction. In fact Nancy no longer hosts an IRC session due to so called "debunkers.]
"....the photo from Spain appears completely legit..." Nancy Lieder [Failed prediction]
"Thus, you actually have the slowdown starting on the 19th........" Nancy Lieder [Failed prediction "white lie."]
"......the 20th is a 2-3 hour late sunset...." Nancy Lieder [Failed prediction "white lie."]
......."On the 21st, rotation stops when the Atlantic Rift faces the approaching Planet X." Nancy Lieder [Failed prediction "white lie."]
"......May 27th Rotational stoppage....." Nancy Lieder [Failed prediction "white lie."]
".....its goin' to happen before June 1st." Nancy Lieder [Failed prediction "white lie."]
The bitch also killed her dog in 2003 because she thought the world would end.
There is one of her shitbrain followers who fucked up his life over her Nibiru bullshit. His wife and children are gone because he was too crackpot.
MOAR bullshit on : http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message426968/pg1
A load of Zetatalk thread there : http://www.godlikeproductions.com/search.php?q=zetatalk
Youtube channel : http://www.youtube.com/user/zetatalk
Official ZetaTalk website : http://www.zetatalk.com
I won't make an article about it because 1st) my english sucks and 2) I don't know how to do it the ED way. So if anyone wants to do it, IT'S FUCKING WORTH IT! There is a fuckload of meat!
