Talk:Ultima online

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If there are no niggas on UO then doesnt that make it the perfect society?

I've never played UO, but I can safely say YES. Yes, it does. Lets go there now with the power of imagination. There is no crime, KFC is never crowded, and grape soda flows from every fountain. The children play safely in the streets long after it has gone dark, because there are no darkies hiding in the shadows like Naked Snake waiting to rob or kill them. If a car slows beside you as you walk and the windows roll down then you can safely assume that they are just your friends stopping for a chat, not a drive-by. And you can be sure that that car is riding a respectable distance above the ground and the driver is not worrying about any speedbumps or discarded candy bar wrappers which might cause lowriders to crash trying to make it over them. Subwoofers are limited to just over a coffee can in size, not because of any laws but because the people all aggree that that is big enough for anyone's needs. Rap is a word associated only if spelled with a "w", meaning somone is wrapping presents. And, imagine with me now, a world where women are respected and date men without fear of a slap or, worse, rape. That, my friend, is what it is like. Spread the word. Spread the word.

LOL. Not true. You can't go anywhere without fearing some stealthy fucker (much akin to a nigger, but more intelligent) stealing your shit. True that there are no drive-by's per se, but if you join a guild, you can be the victim of a ride-by (on horseback) by an archer wielding a fuck-off powerful bow or some shit. To put it simply, niggerdry is still very alive, although there are no blacks in UO. RavynousHunter 02:14, 23 November 2008 (CST)