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LOL at this page. A+. NPOV should be its own article. --Quasidan|talk 18:21, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)

I somehow got myself involved in an edit war on wikipedia and i am so fucking tired of that term. SchmuckyTheCat 18:37, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)

IAWTC --Quasidan|talk 19:31, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)

trade to be your sock puppet. SchmuckyTheCat 01:57, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Generally speaking, it is not considered cool to mention that other site here. Secondly, I still think this is crap. Thirdly, it needs to be categorized. Finally, any uncategorized article is crap by definition (see second item). --Aussieintn 05:11, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)

+catted. Also IAW Aussie (and I rarely do) — we should never mention Wikipedia in here, ever. In fact we should probably delete the entry and act like it doesn't even exist. --Quasidan|talk 08:48, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)

• hell no, we should make fun of it. that is one area where it seems to not take itself so seriously though. though talking shit about wikipedia isn't like kicking a hornets nest like manking fun of lj users. SchmuckyTheCat 19:25, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Contents 1 Girls 2 Dangers 3 I LOL'D 4 LIFT THE PROTECTION

[edit] Girls

It makes no sense to merge the girls article with woman. They are incompatible with each other, and it is now awkward to read. --Fire trucks

• This has already been discussed and other contributers did not agree with you. Shut the hell up, n00b. --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 00:23, 22 May 2005 (UTC)
  • You just hate me because I'm pretty --Fire trucks
    • Pretty _____. --無 02:07, 23 May 2005 (UTC)

I cannot find any humor in the article. What should be filled with sexism and clever comments is filled instead with faggotry and fail. Dark Sag

• WAH WAH WAH OMG NOOOOO --Ntg85 03:44, 2 Feb 2006 (UTC)

I'm not getting this whole woman thing anyway... ~ Banaan 09:56, 2 Feb 2006 (UTC)

• That's because you're a wierd finnish homosexual bastard.--WKD 10:29, 2 Feb 2006 (UTC)

How in the fuck do you upload an image here on this fuckin' website?

Add this image to this page: http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9422/allwomen3ii.jpg

• Psychologists say that at least part of the time, the woman isn't as serious about killing herself and is doing it as a cry for help. Men, on the other hand, typically kill themselves when they know there's no hope. That's why they actually succeed at it much more often than women do. - Another thing women aren't good at. --FistOfTheBeastKing 16:21, 16 November 2008 (CST)
• If you look at something gotten from this article here, it says "About 20 percent of men in this survey admit that they say they fight like lawyers - trying to demolish a woman's arguments with logical, rational reasoning to catch her in a lie or make her confess. This tactic may mean that the guy wins the logical side of the disagreement, but his battering-ram style won't win him any emotional points in the long run."

Now, The definition of logic: logic is the science of correct reasoning. Based principally on inductive or deductive processes, logic establishes a method by which we can examine premises and conclusions, construct syllogisms, and avoid faulty reasoning, which would mean that most fights occur in the first place because women aren't thinking right and are full of faulty reasoning. While logical arguments may not earn you emotional points in the long run, it prevents you from being wrong, which the women usually is. --FistOfTheBeastKing 16:21, 16 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Dangers

Added a new and important section - the dangers of dealing with a woman. People need to be warned about what can go wrong should they encounter one of these creatures. Please help expand on this vital information. --Shockeroo 15:02, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

I added a FAQ about women because I think it is important to answer FAQs about these creatures.

Someone should get some in-depth info into the dangers of a period of time called "P.M.S" when women are at their most dangerous, assuming anyone survives the research of course --MotörAnön

[edit] I LOL'D

I LOL'D so hard at the back to the kitchen picture when I first seen it... Editcat 15:47, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

• The delicious Copypasta section sent shivers down me. Although I don't think the West's terrible state of affairs is truly the fault of women, Thatcher definitely didn't help, now did she? lololo J!ps 10:09, 23 October 2008 (GMT)

[edit] LIFT THE PROTECTION

When will this page STOP being protected? I have so many ideas.—The preceding comment was added by FistOfTheBeastKing , who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

• no. Chunkmunky 01:08, 17 October 2008 (CDT)
• Blame the asshole who tried to reduce the offensiveness of the article. I think such user was a woman, or at least extremely emo. user:MKDrifter

White knighting: perhaps the unknown cancer of ED? only time will tell... in the meantime, live with it until the raging faggot who wanted to change this GTFO's or admits he's wrong --MotörAnön