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A sex toy AMIRITE?
A sex toy AMIRITE?
It is a little known fact that the pilgrims often subsisted on Tampon Turkeys such as this during lean times.
It is a little known fact that the pilgrims often subsisted on Tampon Turkeys such as this during lean times.
Tampons- they're not just for women anymore. You too can benefit from tampons as a fat, balding loser!
Tampons- they're not just for women anymore. You too can benefit from tampons as a fat, balding loser!
Tampons-adding lulz to Halloween since 1873.
Tampons-adding lulz to Halloween since 1873.
Don't give him that look, what else livs in bikini bottom with Mr.Krabs?
Don't give him that look, what else livs in bikini bottom with Mr.Krabs?
Yes, you too can become an hero and use your Tampon Gun in your next school shooting. See also: Asa Coon and fail.
Yes, you too can become an hero and use your Tampon Gun in your next school shooting. See also: Asa Coon and fail.
Naturally, it was only a matter of time before someone would stick one on a pole and call it a sport.
Naturally, it was only a matter of time before someone would stick one on a pole and call it a sport.

A tampon is a sex toy for beginners. It is a strange contraption made of cotton that girls insert into their vagina to soak up menstrual fluids. Tampons have strings or wicks at one end to make for easy removal or flossing one's teeth after receiving red wings. (Interesting fact: The first person in recorded history to go down on a woman during her menses was Moses, described in the Bible as "parting the Red Sea." It was not revealed if he removed the tampon first.) Tampons are also widely used as makeshift boyfriends for virgins whose vaginas have not yet been stretched to accommodate a full-sized dildo.


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Some believe if you pull it, you recieve a free vagina or a delicious lickable treat! Others believe if you light a match on it, the loli will explode. Lulz and inevitable rape ensues. The only way to determine what truly happens is to sneak up on an unsuspecting woman and rip the bloody goo-soaked glob out of her twat.

[edit] Menstrual_painting

Some wimmin like to paint with the gunk that comes out of them. This art is usually poorly done in an attempt to be unique. It can also be used to to express your inner goddess and your general hate for all men because you can bleed out of your cooter and they can't. This will obviously teach them a valuable lesson.


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