Tanja

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[edit] Basic Information on Autism

Autism is a mental disease that causes its sufferers to run away from any place where people are socializing, have strict routines of random bullshit, and act like an overall fucktard. Many Autistic children never learn to speak, their parents say it's because they have nothing to say, but really they hate everyone. Autistic children will never grow out of their retardation, but rather change their symptoms throughout their miserable lives. This makes it difficult to say what Autistic children will do. Although articles about Autism mention Autistic children, it is important to realize that because Autism is permanent, its sufferers remain retards as adults. What can be said for sure about what Autistic retards will do is between the ages of 4 (most are diagnosed around this time even though their parents see the symptoms as early as 2) to 20 they will rarely speak, will have meltdowns constantly, throw and break things, ask their parents why they don't kill their younger siblings, have highly disturbed fantasies of violence, draw disturbed pictures of violence, beat the crap out of siblings and peers, make disturbed threats, act like a toddler, view every single person as an object, not realize their imaginary friends are real (Autistitards can't have an imagination so they must actually be hearing voices), focus all their attention on one part of an object resulting in weird sights such as spinning the wheel on a toy car over 9000 times (Muslims must be Autistic because they only focus on one part of a woman), and embarrass their families in public (sometimes by masturbating).

[edit] Common Symptoms

• Overall state of public fucktardery without caring that everyone hates you.
• Telling various sob stories about being misunderstood/discriminated against.
• Threatening to commit suicide in order to get attention.
• Masturbating to 16 year old girls during Government/History class.
• Raping 15 year old German girls in the woods.
• Mumbling about paranoid fantasies involving ninja Nazis.
• Talking like a five year old boy with a robotic accent.
• Homosexuality
• Dressing up as a Disney princess.
• Thinking that everyone else is the one with the problem.
• Displaying extreme aggression toward other people.
• Yelling sexual harassment when touched by a hot girl.
• Running around like a retard claiming superiority to everyone.

If you have any of these signs, than you are very likely an Asspie.

• You are ugly.
• You are an otherkin.
• You are a furry.
• You didn't masturbate until you were 16.
• You started masturbating in the crib.
• You like using your XBox more than being with your friends.
• You get a bwnner when you read "Sad Case of the Asspie Mind."
• You beat the crap out of your sister and tell your parents to kill her.
• You talk about killing people who were two decibels too loud while you were reading about your "special talent" in words that make you sound like a blood god cultist of khorne.
• Seeing a girl that is hawt and walking up to her and putting your hand up her shirt.
• You are aroused by rape.
• You frequently create your own norms and rules rather than accept those accepted by society. Because you're right. Always. You ARE right. The other people are WRONG.

[edit] Where to get LULZ from Asspies

[edit] drmaier

For all those who wish to do their own trolling, a source has been found that will yield excellent results. It was discovered recently by an Anonymous flame warrior named Tanja making a causal comment in a video posted on Youtube by [| drmaier]. The comment suggested the idea of a relationship between Autism and violence; this same fact was discovered after the shooting at VT. As it turned out, the poster of the video had an Autistic son and became extremely butthurt like most Asspies and Asspie lovers do when anyone suggests there is anything bad at all about Autism. She than counter-posted, calling the poster of the original message a "Nazi bitch" who wanted to "kill all Autistic people" and continued even after the poster of the first comment expressed her views involving the creation of "Autistic Colonies" where Asspies would be sent for a better life. At this point a heated flame war followed.

For those wishing to generate LULZ, simply copy and paste the following message to the forum listed below.

I talked with Tanja Koch about Autism and her experience with its sufferers. She told me about 
being sexually harassed and abused by them. At first I found it hard to believe because I had heard 
from many people that they can be very sweet. She explained to me that they are often trained to 
act that way when they are calm, but often they are violent and out of control. She told me about 
an Autistic boy who ranted in her class, the boy who raped her, the boy who often hit her cousin 
Katja, and a girl she met who lived in fear of her Autistic brother. I still thought it was 
a coincidence; but she explained to me how the basic symptoms such as apathy and impulsiveness 
would cause such actions. I talked to Tanja about what she knew about Autism and what she said made sense. 
At this point, I also told her how sorry I was for her and that's when she mentioned you. She told me 
about how cruel and insensitive you were to her and insulted her for being afraid of people with Autism 
after the terrible things that happened to her. I hope you apologize to her, I can hardly believe that 
you could be say such things. 

After copying this message follow this link to | drmaier's channel and send it to her in a message.

The message is a bit of a sob story, but it mentions exaggerated symptoms that will always send Asspies into a "we're all different" rant.

[edit] Autism = Rape

Typical furry aspie who will try to rape you: "I am looking in the mirror with my shirt off I notice my damn back hair and it makes me feel angry! I feel like I'm an ape who never fully evolved"

In addition to their apathy, suffers of Asperger's Syndrome are extremely aroused by girls. They like girls so much, and they don't know what their feelings are, that they will get themselves arrested for sexual harassment; except law enforcement accepts Asperger's Syndrome as a defense. A typical encounter between an Asspie and a girl who is hot will go like this:

A 19 year old boy with Asperger's syndrome (we'll call him 'Dan') will see a 17 year old girl(we'll call her 'Anna'). He has the "Asspie appearance" with his pants pulled up way too high, and she is really hot and wearing sweatpants and a gray t-shirt. Dan has been sent a block from his house to buy butter, but really his parents are training him to be independent and be able to not get lost when he has line of sight to his house.

Anyway, as Anna is walking to another store to buy moar tampons, Dan walks up to her and says "You are very pretty." She promptly tells him "IQ above 70 or GTFO." Dan doesn't take this too well, but he's an apathetic Asspie and doesn't react. Aspies are very impulsive, so he sticks his hand up her shirt. Anna gets fearful of him at this point and runs into a moar crowded area and calls the police, except they tell her "sorry, we don't want Asspies for Freedom up our asses, GTFO." When Dan gets home, his parents explain to him why what he did was wrong, but being an Asspie he doesn't give a fuck. When he goes to bed, he is obsessed with her and can't get to sleep. Over the next several days he thinks about Anna and apathetic ways of getting what he wants until one day, when she's home alone, he rapes her. This information about Asspies has been known for some time, but Asspies have been very sucessful in persuading the media not to release it. That is, until J. Arturo Silva [1] wrote papers about the link between Autism and violence. Needless to say, Asperger's sufferers and Asspie lovers got extremely butthurt and went on rants[2] about how he was destroying Asperger's Syndrome awareness and was about to create a "dark age" for Asspies. In reality, he was increasing awareness by letting innocent people know of the dangers they face around Asspies. And really, what these fat, lazy, imaginary disease having fuckwits need is a good old fashioned Dark Age, amirite?

[edit] Sad Case of the Autistic Mind

In late 2005, 15 year old Tatjana arrived near Washington from Essen. While at school, she met a boy named Alex who had Asperger's Syndrome. Tanja did not realize this because Alex was one of the few Asspies without the usual deformed face created by God to allow the ladies to easily tell which boys were Asspies. When Alex saw how attractive Tanja was, he decided he was going to strain every social complex in his brain to start a relationship with her. Being blonde, Tanja never noticed anything strange about Alex. That was until he offered to give her a ride home from school. Alex, instead of driving Tanja home, decided to drive out into the woods far away. Researchers have been unable to determine the cause or motivation, but it is likely that he decided to rape her because he is an Asspie and doesn't know shit about society, Asspies are all devoted followers of the Koran, or Alex was just a sick fuck. Anyway, Alex raped Tanja and at the end she escaped and reported what had happened. Much like in Saudi Arabia, there was mass drama and the people insisted that because Alex was an Asspie, he was the victim because he was so phochtaded. (Fucktarded, Fucking Retarded.) This all gave Tanja a terrible impression of the United States; and she reported its levels of retardation and anti-lulz on her return to Germany. Tanja was a strong girl and thankfully did not become an attention whore and or a feminazi as the result of her experience; she still remains a normal person to this day. Tanja lives in an apartment in Essen, Germany and has a boyfriend named Willie; Alex is currently in Virginia state prison and regularly gets beaten for complaining about other inmates uniforms not being ironed properly- he never stops because he is too socially retarded to realize why he gets beaten.

Reven defending Tanja Koch from MosherMarioLand who was sympathizing with Alex in comments posted on their Youtube channels.

[edit] Asspie Dating

As they are socially retarded, Asspies do not know the proper way to get a girlfriend even though they are very attracted to teh hawt. Therefore, they will do stupid things that make themselves look like rapists. Common Ass Burners Syndrome suffers often use the following methods:

• Seeing a girl that is hot when on a bathroom break at school, following her into the girls bathroom and then blurting out "I want to kiss you!"
• Masturbating behind a girl in Government Class.
• Talking to a girl in public, and when she smiles it is taken as a request to show up at her house in the middle of the night.
• Walking up to a girl and asking her to spank his bottom.
• Online stalking and/or asking for girlfriends repeatedly in chatrooms Dude... seriously... leave me the hell alone.

[edit] Internet Tough Guy Asspies

In addition to creating petitions to ban anything that causes them butthurt, Asspies will resort to internet tough guy tactics to intimidate anyone who makes them call the WAAAAAAAAAAABULANCE. Here is an example of such a post by a butthurt Asspie on Youtube:

Moshermario1nd | June 05, 2008

Ok tanja u need to learn not all people with autism are the same
get it threw your thick head ok NOT ALL AUSTICTIC PEOPLE ARE THE SAME!!!!!!!! OK U LIVE IN GERMANY THEY 
ALLOW RHAPE AND MABYE  THE AUSTICTIC LADS WHO RHAPED U WAS FORCED INTO DOING IT!!!! STOP BEING A DUM ASS
HILTER AND SHUT UP IF U KEEP TYPING HATE MESSAGE I WILL GET MY FREINDS TO HACK YOUR ACOUNT AND NO THEY
DONT HAVE AUTISM

LOL- HEIL 'HILTER'..

Moshermario1nd | June 15, 2008

tanja is rly annoying me -_- so can i ask one of my amtes on youtube to hack ehr and clsoe down ehr acount??

Watch out, this guys 'amte' knows CSIII.

Going to his page and telling him you think "TanjaKoch" is the funniest person ever is sure to get you a good LULZ.

Also you can see asspies have difficulty in typing proper english and german. A couple of examples are: MasterLuigie34 1.fuk u son of a bitch ass krakin dick sukin mother fuker!!! ur the fukin asspie who keeps on commenting austisim comments (no offense masher) and just make them cry like babies!?!? well it aint workin on me just because u think im austisim!?!? IM spanish u jerk!!! and i love japan but that doesn't mean im wit them if u were raped by austisim then forget that bad time and get a life!!! even a phyciyatrist!!! this right here is horrble try at hatemail wich is a jumble of curse words that dont make sense.

[edit] Butthurt and Retardation

What we have here is moshermarios (see link) and dramairs shared whore.He is masterluigie34. He is the retard that thinks that he is the protector of moshermario. Mosher sent out an SOS to the WAAAAAABULANCE but they sent him instead. So below is the milk that made him a lulz cow; add any lulz if you please.

[edit] This is a recent firefight on youtube. monday 6/23 and 6/22.

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yo tanja im 82nd cadias friend and i think its cool that you paint 40k and hate autistic nobodies.

Thanks, I always like support. Some people can't admit to themselves that the reason the boy I thought
was my friend raped me was because he was Autistic. They act like believing it will mean all Autistic
people are rapists. I try explaining to them that they're all willing, but they think that means they
are. Asspies and their sympathizers are so fucking dumb.

i dont get wut ur sayin tanja.
u bore me.

if u fukin hate austism then burn to hell
u fulkin bitches!

hete them or not im still gonna be helping them.

and u cant stop me and ruin my life!
so FU sluts from GERMANY!!!

You're butthurt because you know you'll never have a normal girlfriend; especally an attractive German,
so you just decide to insult me. Also, by calling ever German girl a slut, you're doing the exact same
thing you accuse me of doing.

then stop the insults u do!

You and your friend started insulting me, I'm not stopping for you. If your armor can't stop an 88, than don't piss me off.

not only me i meant everybody!
in youtube plus u the one who started cause of hate messeges

wait...did MustiH started the whole thing?

You insulted me, you never had to get involved. If you're butthurt about someone else's problem, talk to them about it.

winner......TANJAKOCH!!! PWNT!!!!

[edit] Summit Camp

Summit Camp is a Nazi concentration camp that advertises itself as a hugbox camp for children with Autism. It is located near Honesdale, Pennsylvania, a popular community for true Germanic Nazis. The topography of the area is very mountainous and overgrown with forest; so no one other than the campers ever see the camp, or escape from it into the woods and survive.

Summit Camp portrays itself as a peaceful camp for Autistic children, or a normal camp where Autistic children will be able to suceed. In reality, there is no one else other than over 9000 Autistic retards, many of which are mentally retarded or have a fetish for rape; with a few innocent normal people whose parents were too stupid to know that "special" actually means "retarded."

As many of the campers are Autistic, there is of course an awful lot of rape at Summit Camp, most of which occurs during "shower hour." Shower hour rape is always homosexual, as it is directed against the other occupants of the retard's bunk; 'bunk' is what the camp calls 'cabin' because they're fucking retarded. A camper can be reasonably expected to be raped or "Summit Camped" during at least 50% of all shower hours that take place. Although much of the raping, or "Summit Camping" preformed by a man in the ass of another man during shower hour, the girls at the camp are also often raped by Autistic boys during other times of the day. The most common time that girls are raped at Summit Camp is during the early morning hours (2:00 AM) when they leave their bunks to go the bathroom. The girls most at risk for this are the few normal girls, attractiveness makes a difference to the Autistic boy too and retarded girls are ugly as shit. Mistreatment by the medical staff is also common. Alexandra Kayukov is the only known girl willing to share her experiences inside Summit Concentration Camp, she is Neurotypical.

[edit] The Medical Facility

One day during Alex's time at the camp, Alex discovered that she had a fever and felt tired; she told one of the counselors in her bunk. Her bunk was GST-09. The counselor took her to the top of the camp (Summit Camp is on a hill and the entrance is at the top) so that she could visit the "Health Center."

At the Health Center, she was told to wait outside for several minutes before anyone would see her. After that time was up, one of the Health Center staff came outside and handed her a thermometer and told her to wait outside with it and to come in when it was finished. Alex did as she was told; it was a slow thermometer, but when it reached 102 degrees she went inside with it and showed it to the nurse at the front of the building. The nurse told Alex to sit in a chair against the wall until a doctor was ready for her.

The Health Center is a very simple building made of cheap material with few things other than simple medical equipment on the walls. After more than several minutes of waiting, a man came into the entry room where Alex was and told her to follow him. He led her down a short hallway and than into a medical room with a table in the center of it. He instructed her to take off her clothes and to lie on the table and that a doctor would see her shortly; she did as she was told. Alex asked the man if he would step out of the room before she undressed, but he said he was required to be with her.

She finished undressing and lay down on the table. After moar waiting, a doctor finally entered, but the man who had brought Alex into the room remained next to the door. The doctor moved next to the table and stood above Alex and began "medically" examining her in all sorts of ways. When he finished, he began asking her a series of strange questions including questions about "that time of the month."

The words Asspie and rapist are interchangable.

[edit] Conversation With an Asspie

This is a Youtube conversation between an 17 year old German girl named Tatjana and a 23 year old Asspie named Chipwhitley274.

There has also other Asspie quotes and messages as well; most of them being butthurt (Like Alex is now...) in nature.

Some of the transmissions have been lost, so if something seems skipped, this is why.

See the conversation by clicking here.

[edit] List of Asspies & Auties

Here is a list of known Asspies. They are listed here as trolling locations and for anyone interested to view how retarded they truly are.

• Benedict C
• Biela 99
• Sonichu

[edit] See Also:

• Asperger's Syndrome
• User:Tanja
• Flame
• Raid
• Asperger's syndrome/Conversation With an Asspie
• Man
• Flardox
• Sick Fuck
• USA