Orangeskin
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
An orangeskin is a white girl who obsessively goes tanning between 7 and 10 times a week, thus giving them an orange or (in extreme cases) purple appearance. Orangeskins who manage to make it into college are often considered to be a subset of the sorostitute species, but there is still much debate surrounding this classification; those who aren't in college are usually New Jersey guido trash.
The elusive orangeskin is seldom seen on the internets outside of facebook and myspace. As a result, most internet users have little to no interaction with the orangeskin, as that would require going outside and talking to girls. Thus, our information about them is sketchy at best. Orangeskins seem to typically be found attending large state schools, getting date raped at frat parties, and crowdsurfing at sports riots. When encountered online, the orangeskin is usually being stalked by fratclones on Facebook, showing teh pu55y to the webcam while drunk, or freaking out over Bonsai Kittens.
The only known orangeskin to exist on the internets is fratgirl.
If you do encounter an orangeskin, be careful! They have been known to attack when provoked, blinding their victim with the whiteness of their teeth, then attacking with fake nails, pepperspray, frat boy boyfriends, or elementary school insults. Prolonged interaction with orangeskins may also be dangerous to one's intellect, sanity, and internets popularity.
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 holy shit, more Facebook orangeskin. almost PURPLE. |
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