Tattoo
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A tattoo is a mullet you can never cut. Commonly introduced as a nasty ass virus that enters your body through dirty needles. It works its way through the blood stream until it reaches the skin. Once there, it will cluster and group into the ugliest design its little virus's mind can think of.
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[edit] The Disease
[edit] How it is contracted
Anybody is open to infection but you're more likely to be vulnerable if you do any of the following:
- Live in a trailer park.
- Listen to Amy Winehouse.
- Are a stupid babyfur
- Drink Beer
- Attend a liberal arts college
[edit] Warning Symptoms
- Memory loss
- Telekinesis
- Really bad, bad fucking hang over
- Lack of money
- Lack of pants
[edit] Treatment
If you find yourself with one or more symptoms immediately call your best friend or richest living relative. They'll know what to do with you.
[edit] Designs
The tattoo comes in many forms - go look for them on the internets. All artists are whores, but especially body artists!
BME is a good source for shitty tattoo designs and other freakish man-made "mods" (1337 speak for guys chopping off their nuts and eating them for breakfast) which will keep you awake at night waiting for Cthulhu to consume the planet to spare you any further misery.
Look for ass antlers when IRL. These markings are nature's way of telling men which women will take it in the ass after being given two beers and one fake name.
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[edit] Gallery of failed Tattoos
 Ow ow ow ow. |
 Everyone should get this tattoo. |
 Correct use of a shitty situation. |
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