Tawker

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Tawker, or Andrew Phillips, is a grandstanding 13 year old boy and basement dweller who spends his days fighting "vandalism" (i.e. what isn't kosher to him) on TOW. Also a notable IRC bouncer, he is right-wing, aspie, and according to the above picture, ugly as fuck. He is currently being ruined by the GNAA for trying to censor a perfectly fine article on a perfectly good group of people.

If you think picking on ugly kids who claim to have Asperger's is funny, then fuck you. Just fuck you. <3

Anyway, Administrator "Tawker" is hated for using his blocking ability as a source of blackmail, as shown by his comments on Wikipedia and on his blog at this time. "Tawker" has been persistent in maintaining that he will only unblock Stephen Colbert (who has proved himself the user of the Stephencolbert account) with an appearance on the show. Evidence clearly suggests that the Elephant page was edited by "Stephencolber" three hours before the Colbert Report aired, with the facts that Stephen stated on the report, further justifying his use of this account. Tawker only likes to unblock those he feels a close connection with, as evidenced by his un-banning of confirmed Wikipedo, NathanR.

He also enjoys long walks on the beach, fine wine, and threatening to DDoS Encyclopedia Dramatica.

1 Chat Logs
2 His Blog
3 His TOW Userpage
4 His crusade against the GNAA
5 Bantown calls in
6 See Also

[edit] Chat Logs

You can view his lulz of logs at Tawker/Chat logs. Also:

18:03 [Tawker]ok guys
18:03 [OldDirtyBtard]i can oink the wifi from the coffee shop newt door
18:03 [Tawker]my generator just kicked in
18:03 [hepcrime]bring it on tawker
18:03 [hepcrime]lets have a war
18:04 [hepcrime]NO WAR LIKE A HAX WAR
18:04 [Tawker]nah
18:04 [Tawker]I cann DDOS you
18:04 [OldDirtyBtard]hep: i found a new recipe today
18:04 [Tawker]instead
18:04 [Tawker]very easy

Nov 28 01:07:02 <Tawker>	you guys have no podcast
Nov 28 01:07:05 <Tawker>	any serious wiki has a podcast

[edit] His Blog

www.tawker.com—You can also sign up to the RSS feed. RSS feeds are pretty cool. lol.

[edit] His TOW Userpage

lol Needs no comment.

To fully comprehend what a nerd Tawker is, see this bot, a joint venture of Tawker Arms LLC and Cyde Weys Munitions Inc.

"The USS AntiVandalBot fires a full broadside counter-vandalism salvo in support of Operation Enduring Encyclopedia on June 16, 2006."

[edit] His crusade against the GNAA

On November 27, 2006 Tawker made an ignorant, stupid (yet typical) wikipedo move that changed his life. He successfully moved for the deletion of the GNAA article on Wikipedia. [1] The Gay Niggers, clearly insulted, decided to take action to solve the "Wikipedo Question," as it is known.