Tawker/Chat logs
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First off, this is no laughing manner. Tawker, being autistic takes things more offensively than most people (i.e. you). But we all know he's a gigantic fag. So plz consider that.
Back to the Tawker article.
Nov 03 02:33:40 <wz> 01:31:46 <Tawker> you're a freaking troll Nov 03 02:33:40 <wz> 01:31:50 <warpzero> i am not Nov 03 02:33:40 <wz> 01:32:05 <Tawker> prove it Nov 03 02:33:40 <wz> 01:32:19 <warpzero> i don't even talk in this channel Nov 03 02:33:40 <wz> 01:32:27 <warpzero> trolling via silence Nov 03 02:33:40 <LOLJEWS> FUCK GURCH Nov 03 02:33:45 <wz> 01:32:53 <Tawker> warpzero> HI KET CAN YOU READ THIS Nov 03 02:33:49 <wz> 01:32:57 <Tawker> thats silent Nov 03 02:33:53 <wz> 01:33:18 <warpzero> how is that a troll 2:35:04 <LOLJEWS> lulz (you think this shit is [[funny]], loljews? TROLLING IS A SRS OFFENSE!) Nov 03 02:35:05 <wz> 01:33:46 <Tawker> all caps Nov 03 02:35:05 <wz> 01:33:52 <Tawker> your nick is on a blacklist Nov 03 02:35:14 <wz> 01:34:03 <warpzero> all caps = troll? Nov 03 02:35:14 <wz> 01:34:14 <warpzero> also, what blacklist
Log below is from when the GNAA vfd vote was still in process, he decided to hop on #ed and talk
28 00:57:43 <phelix> i disagree
Nov 28 00:58:00 <wattagecat> <Eppigy> what the fuck kinda serious business is going on in here?
Nov 28 00:58:00 <wattagecat> <Lunaway> Internet business.
Nov 28 00:58:00 <wattagecat> <Eppigy> oic
Nov 28 00:58:00 <wattagecat> <Werdnum> Lunaway: you misspelled it
Nov 28 00:58:00 <wattagecat> <Werdnum> it's spelt 'internets'.
Nov 28 00:58:02 <wattagecat> <hep> concerned about collateral? what is this the internet army
Nov 28 00:58:04 <wattagecat> <Lunaway> ohnoz
Nov 28 00:58:05 * LOLJEWS is now known as LOLJEWS^busy
Nov 28 00:58:06 <wattagecat> <Eppigy> the ost serious of serious bizness
Nov 28 00:58:08 <wattagecat> <Mark_Ryan> Lunaway, it used to be on autorem before, it must have been removed somewhere along the line
Nov 28 00:58:10 <hepcrime> im all alone
Nov 28 00:58:10 <wattagecat> <Lunaway> hep: If you can think of a quicker, more descriptive term or phrase that uses fewer than ten characters, feel free.
Nov 28 00:58:13 <wattagecat> <hep> ok army boss can i be admiral of the internet navy?
Nov 28 00:58:15 <wattagecat> <Eppigy> AFTERDEATH
Nov 28 00:58:17 <wattagecat> <Mark_Ryan> oh, and the word 'cunt' is now blacklisted in here. anyone who says it gets kicked (and yes, if you say it jokingly now, you will be banned and I won't unban you)
Nov 28 00:58:20 <wattagecat> <Eppigy> CUNT
Nov 28 00:58:22 <wattagecat> * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Mark_Ryan
Nov 28 00:58:24 <wattagecat> <Eppigy> CUNTZ
Nov 28 00:58:26 <Skippy> looooool
Nov 28 00:58:26 <hepcrime> that was lol
Nov 28 00:58:28 <wattagecat> * Mark_Ryan sets ban on *!*@user-142goqm.cable.mindspring.com
Nov 28 00:58:30 <wattagecat> * Mark_Ryan has kicked Eppigy from #wikipedia (Automatically removed from channel.)
Nov 28 00:58:32 <wattagecat> <J_smith> Can I be part of email special forces?
Nov 28 00:58:34 <wattagecat> <Werdnum> smart.
Nov 28 00:58:36 <wattagecat> <Mark_Ryan> well, that got that one sorted out.
Nov 28 00:58:37 <Skippy> so tawker:
Nov 28 00:58:38 <wattagecat> <A_Man_In_Black> Wow, that's especially weak.
Nov 28 00:58:40 <Skippy> srs question
Nov 28 00:58:40 <wattagecat> <Lunaway> J_smith: I'm glad you asked! Want to read troll posts on unblock-en-l? >_>
Nov 28 00:58:42 <wattagecat> <Werdnum> Mark_Ryan: I suggest a ban on *!*@*.cable.mindspring.com
Nov 28 00:58:44 <wattagecat> <Werdnum> for the moment, anyway.
Nov 28 00:58:56 <Skippy> why do you kidz send ur spiez into #ed?
Nov 28 00:59:16 <Eppigy> Mark_Ryan
Nov 28 00:59:18 <hepcrime> if i get hit by collateral from this internet war
Nov 28 00:59:22 <Eppigy> that fucking fag
Nov 28 00:59:25 <hepcrime> im sending a wmd into your asses
Nov 28 00:59:27 * Skippy yiffs #ed
Nov 28 00:59:29 <LOLJEWS^busy> IN UR ED FAPPING TO ANTARCTICA
Nov 28 00:59:36 <LOLJEWS^busy> BITCHEZ
Nov 28 00:59:44 <Skippy> lol antarctica
Nov 28 00:59:45 <v0dka> BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MY ANTARTICLE
Nov 28 00:59:53 <Skippy> lol
Nov 28 00:59:55 <LOLJEWS^busy> iawtc
Nov 28 01:00:25 <hepcrime> should i sit up and smoke more weed
Nov 28 01:00:28 <hepcrime> i need a cabin boy
Nov 28 01:00:29 <LOLJEWS^busy> yes
Nov 28 01:00:38 <LOLJEWS^busy> plz2be putting pictures of antarctica on my page
Nov 28 01:00:39 <LOLJEWS^busy> for fapping
Nov 28 01:00:41 * Skippy has kicked Tawker from #ed (lol ur just idlin)
Nov 28 01:00:46 * JViz (JViz@serious-27BBD7B7.sip.int.bellsouth.net) has joined #ed
Nov 28 01:00:47 * Tawker (chatzilla@serious-6EAE78B9.bfree.on.ca) has joined #ed
Nov 28 01:00:50 <LOLJEWS^busy> jviz!
Nov 28 01:00:54 <Tawker> lol you're flooding
Nov 28 01:00:55 <Skippy> JVIZ
Nov 28 01:00:56 <JViz> i has a shuvel
Nov 28 01:00:59 <Tawker> you still havent' considered my serious request
Nov 28 01:00:59 <Skippy> lol
Nov 28 01:01:00 <LOLJEWS^busy> yay
Nov 28 01:01:03 <Tawker> I want a factual correction
Nov 28 01:01:05 <Skippy> what request?
Nov 28 01:01:06 <hepcrime> what serious request
Nov 28 01:01:09 <Tawker> you guys wrote a non funny bio
Nov 28 01:01:12 <Tawker> my "beaucratic fuck" entry
Nov 28 01:01:12 <hepcrime> i will attend to it
Nov 28 01:01:14 <hepcrime> ahem
Nov 28 01:01:18 <hepcrime> "get fucked"
Nov 28 01:01:22 <hepcrime> there is your official response
Nov 28 01:01:26 <Skippy> i second that
Nov 28 01:01:26 <Tawker> isn't fucking funny
Nov 28 01:01:32 <Skippy> UR NOT FUNNY
Nov 28 01:01:33 <hepcrime> its pretty funny from right here
Nov 28 01:01:33 <Tawker> so please make it funny
Nov 28 01:01:37 <hepcrime> you just arent high enough
Nov 28 01:01:38 <Skippy> GTFO NOT FUNNY PERSON
Nov 28 01:01:40 <hepcrime> how tall are you?
Nov 28 01:01:44 <hepcrime> WAIT
Nov 28 01:01:49 <hepcrime> I NEED NEW BAIT
Nov 28 01:01:57 <hepcrime> PLZ DONUT KILL
Nov 28 01:02:01 <Skippy> Hmm
Nov 28 01:02:05 <Skippy> hay guyz
Nov 28 01:02:09 <Skippy> i got moar bestiality storiez
Nov 28 01:02:11 <hepcrime> i do it for the lolz
Nov 28 01:02:16 <LOLJEWS^busy> DONUT KILL???
Nov 28 01:02:17 * Tawker is 10 ft tall
Nov 28 01:02:26 <hepcrime> im 4'11"
Nov 28 01:02:29 <hepcrime> so its pretty funny
Nov 28 01:02:33 <LOLJEWS^busy> lulz
Nov 28 01:02:34 <hepcrime> me saying get fucked to yu
Nov 28 01:02:36 <hepcrime> toldja
Nov 28 01:02:36 <Skippy> Whimpering like an animal, herself, she met the hound's fuck-
Nov 28 01:02:36 <Skippy> thrusts with equal vitality and gusto. As the brute pounded his prick
Nov 28 01:02:36 <Skippy> into her, she shoved her cunt down to meet him, taking his huge cock
Nov 28 01:02:36 <Skippy> balls-deep up her fuck-hole, and as he drew back she twisted her lush
Nov 28 01:02:36 <Skippy> hips sideways, winding her pussy around on his retreating cock and
Nov 28 01:02:36 <Skippy> adding torque to the in-and-out friction
Nov 28 01:02:36 <v0dka> ok
Nov 28 01:02:41 <OldDirtyBtard> m'kay
Nov 28 01:02:42 <v0dka> I edited bureaucratic fuck
Nov 28 01:02:44 <v0dka> is it funny nowe
Nov 28 01:02:44 <v0dka> ?
Nov 28 01:02:47 <hepcrime> BRING ON THE ANIMAL PORNZ
Nov 28 01:02:51 <hepcrime> link plz
Nov 28 01:02:52 * Tawker will look
Nov 28 01:02:53 <Skippy> HOT
Nov 28 01:02:54 <OldDirtyBtard> im off down the pub for a bit
Nov 28 01:02:57 <hepcrime> what
Nov 28 01:02:59 <v0dka> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Bureaucratic_Fuck
Nov 28 01:02:59 <hepcrime> odb
Nov 28 01:03:01 <hepcrime> dont leave
Nov 28 01:03:07 <hepcrime> its animal porns hr
Nov 28 01:03:10 <Skippy> http://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Welsh_Dragon/Bestiality/animal_retreat THIS IS LIEK... 150KB OF SECKS
Nov 28 01:03:18 <OldDirtyBtard> i'll my mac with me then
Nov 28 01:03:26 <hepcrime> :D
Nov 28 01:03:38 <hepcrime> we are such the better wiki
Nov 28 01:03:42 <Tawker> ok guys
Nov 28 01:03:44 <OldDirtyBtard> i can oink the wifi from the coffee shop newt door
Nov 28 01:03:44 <Tawker> my generator just kicked in
Nov 28 01:03:52 <hepcrime> bring it on tawker
Nov 28 01:03:55 <hepcrime> lets have a war
Nov 28 01:03:59 <hepcrime> NO WAR LIKE A HAX WAR
Nov 28 01:04:02 <Tawker> nah
Nov 28 01:04:04 <Tawker> I cann DDOS you
Nov 28 01:04:05 <OldDirtyBtard> hep: i found a new recipe today
Nov 28 01:04:05 <Tawker> instead
Nov 28 01:04:07 <Tawker> very easy
Nov 28 01:04:10 <Cadnocat> lol
Nov 28 01:04:11 <Skippy> lolol
Nov 28 01:04:13 <hepcrime> boring
Nov 28 01:04:15 <hepcrime> *yawn*
Nov 28 01:04:19 <Tawker> but I'm not a fucker
Nov 28 01:04:20 <Skippy> *fap*
Nov 28 01:04:20 <v0dka> GET IN THE BUNKETR
Nov 28 01:04:21 <hepcrime> ive been ddosed by entire countries
Nov 28 01:04:21 <Tawker> thats a waste of time
Nov 28 01:04:21 <Blargh> k
Nov 28 01:04:23 <Blargh> sure
Nov 28 01:04:24 <v0dka> TAWKER HAS DDOS
Nov 28 01:04:25 <Blargh> also:
Nov 28 01:04:25 <v0dka> GET IN THE BUNKETR
Nov 28 01:04:25 <v0dka> TAWKER HAS DDOS
Nov 28 01:04:25 <Blargh> niggers
Nov 28 01:04:27 <Blargh> loooooooool @ chatzilla
Nov 28 01:04:27 <wattagecat> GET IN THE BUNKER
Nov 28 01:04:27 <wattagecat> GET IN THE BUNKER
Nov 28 01:04:28 <wattagecat> GET IN THE BUNKER
Nov 28 01:04:28 <hepcrime> OH NOES
Nov 28 01:04:30 <hepcrime> IRC WMDS
Nov 28 01:04:31 <hepcrime> IRC WMDS
Nov 28 01:04:31 <hepcrime> IRC WMDS
Nov 28 01:04:33 <wattagecat> LOLZ
Nov 28 01:04:37 <hepcrime> honey i am the QUEEN of irc wmds
Nov 28 01:04:41 <v0dka> GET IN THE BUNKER
Nov 28 01:04:41 <v0dka> TAWKER HAS DDOS
Nov 28 01:04:41 <v0dka> GET IN THE BUNKER
Nov 28 01:04:41 <v0dka> TAWKER HAS DDOS
Nov 28 01:04:41 <v0dka> GET IN THE BUNKER
Nov 28 01:04:41 <v0dka> TAWKER HAS DDOS
Nov 28 01:04:41 <v0dka> GET IN THE BUNKER
Nov 28 01:04:41 <v0dka> TAWKER HAS DDOS
Nov 28 01:04:41 <v0dka> GET IN THE BUNKER
Nov 28 01:04:41 <v0dka> TAWKER HAS DDOS
Nov 28 01:04:41 <v0dka> GET IN THE BUNKER
Nov 28 01:04:43 <v0dka> TAWKER HAS DDOS
Nov 28 01:04:44 <v0dka> GET IN THE BUNKER
Nov 28 01:04:45 <v0dka> TAWKER HAS DDOS
Nov 28 01:04:46 <v0dka> GET IN THE BUNKER
Nov 28 01:04:48 <v0dka> TAWKER HAS DDOS
Nov 28 01:04:50 <hepcrime> AND HE HAS A GENERATOR
Nov 28 01:04:52 <wattagecat> HE COMIN IN HERE TO DROP DUH BUMBZ, HED 2 DA BUNKA
Nov 28 01:04:53 <wattagecat> :3
Nov 28 01:04:54 <tryx> GET IN THE DDOS
Nov 28 01:04:57 <hepcrime> HE WILL DDOSED US UNTIL IT RUNS OUT OF GAS
Nov 28 01:04:59 <tryx> TAWKER HAS A BUNKER
Nov 28 01:04:59 <Skippy> I was in the back yard of my house one summer day and lying
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> naked by the pool as I usually do... (I live on forty acres, no one is
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> around). With the warm summer sun baking my naked body I started to
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> get a little excited... The warm sun a cool breeze and a couple of
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> drinks will do that. :) I have had a relationship with my dog Sam for
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> quite some time now and we are both very in tune with each others
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> needs. I called Sam over to me while I was lying by the pool and he
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> came up to me between my legs and proceeded to lick me.
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> After a short while we walked out to the lawn (the pool deck
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> is kind of hard to kneel on) I bent down on all fours so Sam could
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> mount me, Sam came over to me and jumped up on me and started humping
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> me as he usually does... I felt his cock ramming in and out of me and
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> then I felt his knot pop inside of me... I knew we were tied. after a
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> few minutes he slid off of me and turned around as all dogs who are
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> tied do. I could feel his cock pumping his hot liquid into me, with
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> each jerking spasm I could feel another load of his cum shooting into
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> me. I of course was masturbating away. Sam's cock (when fully erect)
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> is about nine inches not including the three inch knot. Having that
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> much cock inside of you has to be the best feeling in the world.
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> After about twenty-five minutes, Sam started to go soft on me
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> and eventually slid out of me. I turned over and lay on the grass
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> watching his cum run out of me. That's when it happened. I heard a
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> rustling in the bushes behind me as I turned around three other male
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> dogs emerged from the bushes!!! A Lab, a mutt, and a Great Dane!!
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> I must admit I was scared lying there naked. I figured they
Nov 28 01:05:00 <Skippy> must have caught my scent or have seen Sam fucking me!! I started to
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> get up from the grass but as I did the Great Dane grabbed me from
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> behind and started humping me!! I tried to fight him off but he was
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> too big and too strong. I felt his cock enter me and I became even
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> more terrified!! He was HUGE!! I reached back to get him out of me and
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> the dog forced my shoulders to the ground. He entered me time and time
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> again he must have been at least ten inches with his knot being as big
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> around as a ripe orange.
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> As he fucked me the other two dogs kept trying to mount me
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> anywhere they could. Sam tried to fight them off of me but he was too
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> tired from his experience with me.
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> After the Great Dane tied with me all of my strength to fight
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> him off had gone, so I decided to enjoy this experience. I had never
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> had a cock that big in me before and it did hurt but because he had
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> stretched me to the limit I could feel every vein in his cock. I could
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> actually feel his cum shoot down his long shaft and then into me each
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> time it happened.
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> At this point the other two dogs were overcome with excitement
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> and I could tell they wanted me next. The mutt found his way under me
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> and started licking me which I enjoyed very much. The Lab came up to
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> me so I started jerking him off while the Dane kept pumping his load
Nov 28 01:05:01 <Skippy> into me. I started to get more turned on by the minute... I was
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> getting raped by three dogs!!! The thought of it excited me to no
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> end!!
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> After the Dane had finished me he pulled out and licked his
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> cum out of me and as soon as he stepped away the Lab hopped on me and
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> started humping away!! He was determined to have me next. It was easy
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> for him to enter me since the Dane had stretched me and left me
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> soaking!! The Lab pumped away and I felt his knot slipping in and out
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> of me until it finally grew big enough to get stuck in me.
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> At this point Sam was really getting pissed and tried to
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> defend me again, but I told him to stay and sit. He did and continued
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> to watch his master getting mounted over and over again by these three
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> strange dogs.
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> After a while the Lab finally slipped out of me, I was totally
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> exhausted at this point (this had been going on for over an hour now)
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> but I though it was only fair to give the mutt his chance in me also.
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> Now before I describe this experience I must describe the mutt. He was
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> a mix of what I have to guess as Mastiff, Dane & Lab. He didn't look
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> as large as the Dane in size so I didn't pay much attention to him.
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> Well he came behind me and grabbed onto me with his front paws and
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> started to mount me. I decided to make this quick as I was getting
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> tired so I reached back to help him into me and speed things up.
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> When I reached back to grab his cock I got the surprise of me
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> life!! He had the biggest cock I had ever seen in my whole life... he
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> was almost the size of a small horse!! He must have been at least five
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> inches around and eleven inches long his knot was the size of a
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> softball!! I guided him into me as quickly as I could but I held back
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> the knot. (If that got in me I thought it would kill me). I held onto
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> his knot and thrust him into me again and again until he reach his
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> full size.
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> I thought to myself I had already had enough cock in me for
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> one day so I slowly pulled him out and turned around so I could see
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> this beautiful cock of his. My god was it huge!! I decided to let him
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> keep cumming as long as he could so I lay on my back and let him cum
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> all over me while I rubbed it on my body and genitals. He kept
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> shooting load after load onto me I would have to guess he came close
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> to enough to fill a a 16oz. soda bottle.
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> After he finished cumming on me he went soft but he came over
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> to me and proceeded to start licking his cum off of me.
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> When he started doing this the other three dogs (including
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> Sam) started helping him and I came one last time in a tongue bath by
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> these dogs.
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> After they finished they ran off into the woods never to be
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> seen again and I collapsed onto the grass next to Sam. I hope they
Nov 28 01:05:03 <Skippy> return some day. :)
Nov 28 01:05:03 <hepcrime> WHAT DO WE DO
Nov 28 01:05:03 <hepcrime> WHAT DO WE DO
Nov 28 01:05:04 <hepcrime> WHAT DO WE DO
Nov 28 01:05:05 <hepcrime> WHAT DO WE DO
Nov 28 01:05:05 <hepcrime> WHAT DO WE DO
Nov 28 01:05:07 <wattagecat> GOD DAMN IT KET
Nov 28 01:05:10 <wattagecat> YOUR NOT MAKING THIS ANY EASIER
Nov 28 01:05:12 <v0dka> ket
Nov 28 01:05:14 <v0dka> FUCK
Nov 28 01:05:16 <v0dka> FUCK KET
Nov 28 01:05:18 <v0dka> FUCK
Nov 28 01:05:19 <Skippy> hahahaha
Nov 28 01:05:22 <hepcrime> tawker
Nov 28 01:05:22 <wattagecat> lollol
Nov 28 01:05:22 <wattagecat> <3
Nov 28 01:05:23 <OldDirtyBtard> hep: do you want my newcocktail recipe?
Nov 28 01:05:26 <hepcrime> ddos is old meme
Nov 28 01:05:28 <Blargh> he is 5' with platform shoes
Nov 28 01:05:30 <Blargh> "Lookit the little specks of blood in my spunk Tommy. It
Nov 28 01:05:31 <hepcrime> new meme
Nov 28 01:05:31 <Blargh> means that I'm going into my periods. My next orgasm
Nov 28 01:05:32 <Blargh> will be full of blood - and I will have it where I want
Nov 28 01:05:32 <Blargh> it said Janet as she started to tongue his asshole. Five
Nov 28 01:05:33 <hepcrime> is rap battle
Nov 28 01:05:34 <Blargh> minutes later, she had positioned herself over his mouth
Nov 28 01:05:35 <Blargh> in squatting position. Her first fart was being received
Nov 28 01:05:36 <Blargh> in the nostrils with lust by Tommy, as he inhaled deeply
Nov 28 01:05:37 <Blargh> in time to her Prrrr-rrrr-P tune of her fart.
Nov 28 01:05:39 <Blargh> "Lookit the little specks of blood in my spunk Tawker. It
Nov 28 01:05:40 <Blargh> means that I'm going into my periods. My next orgasm
Nov 28 01:05:41 <hepcrime> bring your best rhymes you faggot
Nov 28 01:05:41 <Blargh> will be full of blood - and I will have it where I want
Nov 28 01:05:41 <Tawker> now hepcrime make it funny
Nov 28 01:05:43 <Blargh> it said Janet as she started to tongue his asshole. Five
Nov 28 01:05:43 <Blargh> minutes later, she had positioned herself over his mouth
Nov 28 01:05:44 <Blargh> in squatting position. Her first fart was being received
Nov 28 01:05:44 <Blargh> in the nostrils with lust by Tawker, as he inhaled deeply
Nov 28 01:05:45 * wattagecat has changed the topic to: ED Welcomes Tawker! [[User: Tawker]] | 17:07 < weev> THORNTON INDUSTRIES IS ABOVE THE MOTHERFUCKING LAW| Let's make Fred Phelps even more crazy!!! http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Box_Day | <hepcrime> less commentary more incest
Nov 28 01:05:45 <Tawker> don't fucking vandalize it
Nov 28 01:05:45 <Blargh> in time to her Prrrr-rrrr-P tune of her fart.
Nov 28 01:05:49 <Blargh> Mr. Black's Experiment - by dale10 - Mr. Black conducts some research in cum control with a teenage boy. (Mm, ped, nc, rp, v, bd, huml)
Nov 28 01:05:51 <Blargh> ur missin a verb there bud
Nov 28 01:05:52 <Skippy> HAHAHA
Nov 28 01:05:53 <Blargh> yup
Nov 28 01:05:53 <hepcrime> i didnt do anything
Nov 28 01:05:54 <Blargh> VTEC
Nov 28 01:05:55 <Blargh> JUST KICKED IN
Nov 28 01:05:56 * hepcrime is now known as hep
Nov 28 01:05:56 <Blargh> bring it on you stupid fucking shitcock faggot
Nov 28 01:05:57 <Blargh> bring it on you stupid fucking shitcock faggot
Nov 28 01:05:58 <Blargh> bring it on you stupid fucking shitcock faggot
Nov 28 01:05:58 <hep> im just here ircin
Nov 28 01:05:59 <Skippy> YO
Nov 28 01:05:59 <Blargh> bring it on you stupid fucking shitcock faggot
Nov 28 01:06:01 <Blargh> bring it on you stupid fucking shitcock faggot
Nov 28 01:06:02 <Blargh> bring it on you stupid fucking shitcock faggot
Nov 28 01:06:03 <Blargh> bring it on you stupid fucking shitcock faggot
Nov 28 01:06:04 <Blargh> bring it on you stupid fucking shitcock faggot
Nov 28 01:06:05 <Tawker> it still isn'tfunny
Nov 28 01:06:07 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:08 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:08 <Tawker> make it funny
Nov 28 01:06:11 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:12 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:12 <wattagecat> plz stop flooding
Nov 28 01:06:14 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:16 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:16 <hep> im not gonna play wikieditwar with you
Nov 28 01:06:17 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:17 <hep> get funny HERE
Nov 28 01:06:18 <Skippy> Tawker: ur a furry confirm/deny
Nov 28 01:06:20 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:21 <hep> so far you have shown me
Nov 28 01:06:21 <wattagecat> GUYS YOU ARE GOING TO SCARE THE ASPIE AWAY
Nov 28 01:06:23 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:23 <hep> 1. a lack of balls
Nov 28 01:06:24 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:26 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:28 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:29 <hep> 2. a lack of funny retorts
Nov 28 01:06:31 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:33 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:34 <hep> 3. a lack of hax skillz
Nov 28 01:06:34 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:36 <Blargh> TAWKER: YOU'RE A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OMG HAX0R SKILLZ!!1
Nov 28 01:06:36 * Skippy has kicked Blargh from #ed (iawtc, but the flood is annoying)
Nov 28 01:06:45 <hep> what else have you got
Nov 28 01:06:49 <hep> or not got as the case may be
Nov 28 01:06:51 <wattagecat> i think tawker should make a VLOG
Nov 28 01:06:51 * Blargh (Blargh@serious-EBF3044B.lmdaca.adelphia.net) has joined #ed
Nov 28 01:06:57 <hep> VLOG BATTLE
Nov 28 01:06:59 <Skippy> ok
Nov 28 01:07:01 <Blargh> VAHLOG
Nov 28 01:07:02 <Tawker> you guys have no podcast
Nov 28 01:07:05 <Tawker> any serious wiki has a podcast
Nov 28 01:07:07 <Skippy> tawker: i have to eat, we can make love later
Nov 28 01:07:09 <wattagecat> NO PODCASTZZ
Nov 28 01:07:11 <hep> are you seriously
Nov 28 01:07:15 <v0dka> PODCASTS ARE FOR CRAPPLE FAGBOYS
Nov 28 01:07:15 <hep> coming back at me with that?
Nov 28 01:07:16 <OldDirtyBtard> hum
Nov 28 01:07:18 <hep> YOU HAVE NO PODCAST?
Nov 28 01:07:22 <hep> WHAT KIND OF LAME INSULT IS THAT?
Nov 28 01:07:24 <LOLJEWS^busy> podcasts suck
Nov 28 01:07:26 <v0dka> GO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MAC
Nov 28 01:07:27 <Blargh> LOL PODCAST
Nov 28 01:07:27 <LOLJEWS^busy> gtfo
Nov 28 01:07:27 <Blargh> LOL PODCAST
Nov 28 01:07:33 <v0dka> GO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MAC IN THE FLOPPY DRIVE IT DOESNT HAVE
Nov 28 01:07:37 <OldDirtyBtard> what was i supposed to be doing now
Nov 28 01:07:39 <Blargh> omg guyz we have no podcast
Nov 28 01:07:45 <Tawker> ok, I'm sorry ED can't be funny
Nov 28 01:07:47 <hep> odb: pub
Nov 28 01:07:47 * wattagecat has changed the topic to: ED Welcomes Tawker! [[User: Tawker]] | <Tawker> you guys have no podcast <Tawker> any serious wiki has a podcast | 17:07 < weev> THORNTON INDUSTRIES IS ABOVE THE MOTHERFUCKING LAW| Let's make Fred Phelps even more crazy!!! http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Box_Day | <hepcrime> less commentary more
Nov 28 01:07:49 <LOLJEWS^busy> ODB: Going to the pub?
Nov 28 01:07:49 <Tawker> I really am saddened
Nov 28 01:07:52 <hep> but smoke more weed with me instead
Nov 28 01:07:56 <Tawker> I just wanted some funny shit....
Nov 28 01:08:01 <Tawker> and it isn't funny enough
Nov 28 01:08:04 <v0dka> wattaje cat
Nov 28 01:08:06 <hep> tawker: im saddened that you are wasting my time
Nov 28 01:08:07 <v0dka> wattaje feline
Nov 28 01:08:08 <v0dka> wattaje feline
Nov 28 01:08:10 <hep> being not funny right here
Nov 28 01:08:10 <v0dka> +h?
Nov 28 01:08:11 <v0dka> plz
Nov 28 01:08:12 <v0dka> ?
Nov 28 01:08:14 <OldDirtyBtard> yes hep YOURRITE
Nov 28 01:08:15 <Blargh> tawker: lol
Nov 28 01:08:17 * wattagecat has changed the topic to: ED Welcomes Tawker! [[User: Tawker]] | <Tawker> you guys have no podcast <Tawker> any serious wiki has a podcast | <hepcrime> less commentary more incest
Nov 28 01:08:27 <hep> srsly
Nov 28 01:08:30 <hep> what kind of troll is this?
Nov 28 01:08:31 <Blargh> iawtc
Nov 28 01:08:34 * Tawker feels welcome
Nov 28 01:08:35 <hep> the retardathon troll?
Nov 28 01:08:35 <OldDirtyBtard> pokay
Nov 28 01:08:36 <wattagecat> hi v0dka
Nov 28 01:08:44 <hep> well COME ON
Nov 28 01:09:03 <hep> if you are going to infiltrate our channel at least be interesting
Nov 28 01:09:10 <hep> elizabot is more interesting
Nov 28 01:09:14 <hep> she askes me how i feel :)
Nov 28 01:09:15 <LOLJEWS^busy> who's that?
Nov 28 01:09:22 <hep> sometimes about pie :)
Nov 28 01:09:25 * Limecat (xxxx@serious-C5E2F91A.wp.shawcable.net) has joined #ed
Nov 28 01:09:34 <Cadnocat> ai experiment
Nov 28 01:09:40 <Cadnocat> keywords
Nov 28 01:09:44 <Eppigy> You cannot connect to freenode with tor?
Nov 28 01:09:46 <Eppigy> wtf
Nov 28 01:09:46 <Cadnocat> trigger responses
Nov 28 01:09:56 <Tawker> Eppigy of course not
Nov 28 01:09:59 <LOLJEWS^busy> Eppigy: I think freenode blocks tor
Nov 28 01:10:02 <Eppigy> shut up fag
Nov 28 01:10:02 <v0dka> hi wattaje feline
Nov 28 01:10:04 <v0dka> hi wattaje feline
Nov 28 01:10:05 <Tawker> Eppigy nor can you join #wiki channels with it
Nov 28 01:10:15 <soap> freenode has some .onion address for tor
Nov 28 01:10:19 <Eppigy> TAWKER YOU KNOW NOTHING OF WIKI
Nov 28 01:10:20 <soap> otherwise tor is blocked
Nov 28 01:10:25 <hep> 22:50 < toresbe> night
Nov 28 01:10:25 <hep> 22:50 -!- Luna-San [n=goodysan@unaffiliated/Luna-San] has joined #wikipedia
Nov 28 01:10:25 <hep> 22:50 -!- Lunaway [n=goodysan@unaffiliated/Luna-San] has quit [Read error: 54
Nov 28 01:10:25 <hep> (Connection reset by peer)]
Nov 28 01:10:25 <hep> 22:51 < hep> hey toresbe
Nov 28 01:10:25 <hep> 22:51 < hep> you never answered my question
Nov 28 01:10:25 <hep> 22:51 -!- keitei [n=katie@wikia/Keitei] has left #wikipedia ["two channel quota for tonight, and this isn't one of them"]
Nov 28 01:10:25 <hep> 22:51 < hep> was that a vax in your naked photos?
Nov 28 01:10:26 <hep> 22:51 < hep> plz advz
Nov 28 01:10:27 <hep> 22:51 < sean_black> ...
Nov 28 01:10:28 <hep> 22:51 < toresbe> no, it isn't
Nov 28 01:10:29 <hep> [22:51] [hep(+i)] [8:#wikipedia(+Jcfnt)] [Act: 1,3]
Nov 28 01:10:36 <hep> hehe
Nov 28 01:10:40 <Blargh> loooooool
Nov 28 01:11:20 <v0dka> LOL
Nov 28 01:11:27 <v0dka> why was i just kicked
Nov 28 01:11:27 * Cadnocat is now known as Cadnocat|stuff
Nov 28 01:11:33 <Blargh> because jews
Nov 28 01:11:50 <v0dka> its always because jews
Nov 28 01:11:50 <wattagecat> dong (n=v0dka@user-0cet9ie.cable.mindspring.com) has joined #wikipedia
Nov 28 01:11:50 <wattagecat> * ChanServ sets ban on *dong*!*@*
Nov 28 01:11:50 <wattagecat> * dong (n=v0dka@user-0cet9ie.cable.mindspring.com) has left #wikipedia (requested by ChanServ: "This_trolling_association_(GNAA)_is_not_welcome_in_#wikipedia._Added_to_autorem_28_Nov_2006_by_Mark_Ryan.")
Nov 28 01:11:50 <wattagecat> * ChanServ gives channel operator status to AntiSpamBot
Nov 28 01:11:50 <wattagecat> * AntiSpamBot sets ban on *!*@user-0cet9ie.cable.mindspring.com
Nov 28 01:11:50 <hep> 22:52 < hep> not in the ones i saw
Nov 28 01:11:50 <hep> 22:52 -!- J_smith [n=jsmith@c-24-23-57-39.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] has quit ["Off
Nov 28 01:11:50 <hep> to bed"]
Nov 28 01:11:50 <hep> 22:52 < hep> with the skinny awkward geek?
Nov 28 01:11:50 <hep> 22:52 < hep> and the green hamper?
Nov 28 01:11:50 <hep> 22:52 < toresbe> yeah
Nov 28 01:11:51 <wattagecat> <hep> i didnt look too closely
Nov 28 01:11:54 <hep> 22:52 < toresbe> that isn't a vax
Nov 28 01:12:06 <Blargh> lols
Nov 28 01:12:14 <wattagecat> * Werdnum tickles wattagecat
Nov 28 01:12:14 <wattagecat> OMG
Nov 28 01:12:18 <wattagecat> HEP WAS BANZORD
Nov 28 01:12:24 <hep> 22:52 < hep> i didnt look too closely
Nov 28 01:12:26 <hep> 22:52 -!- mode/#wikipedia [+o CableModem] by ChanServ
Nov 28 01:12:26 <wattagecat> <CableModem> mmmh, toresbe is busting out the smartage.
Nov 28 01:12:26 <wattagecat> * Werdnum tickles wattagecat
Nov 28 01:12:26 <wattagecat> <Alkivar> whaaa?
Nov 28 01:12:26 <wattagecat> * CableModem sets ban on *!*@notchill.com
Nov 28 01:12:26 <wattagecat> * CableModem has kicked hep from #wikipedia (Kicked by CableModem)
Nov 28 01:12:27 <hep> 22:52 <@CableModem> oi
Nov 28 01:12:28 <hep> 22:52 < toresbe> it's a BA23 chassis, not a VAX
Nov 28 01:12:28 <wattagecat> <toresbe> thanks.
Nov 28 01:12:29 <hep> 22:52 < hep> i was overwhelmed with shame on your behalf
Nov 28 01:12:30 <hep> 22:52 <@CableModem> having some broblems eh
Nov 28 01:12:31 <hep> 22:53 < wattagecat> =/
Nov 28 01:12:32 <hep> 22:53 <@CableModem> mmmh, toresbe is busting out the smartage.
Nov 28 01:12:33 <hep> 22:53 * Werdnum tickles wattagecat
Nov 28 01:12:34 <hep> 22:53 <@Alkivar> whaaa?
Nov 28 01:12:35 <hep> 22:53 -!- mode/#wikipedia [+b *!*@notchill.com] by CableModem
Nov 28 01:12:36 <hep> 22:53 -!- hep was kicked from #wikipedia by CableModem [Kicked by CableModem]
Nov 28 01:12:43 <wattagecat> TORESBE.
Nov 28 01:12:47 <hep> hehe
Nov 28 01:12:54 <hep> has to be protected from a girl :D
Nov 28 01:13:02 <hep> plz feel free to relay that comment
Nov 28 01:13:05 <Blargh> k
Nov 28 01:13:05 <v0dka> hep fails
Nov 28 01:13:13 <Blargh> no u
Nov 28 01:13:17 <hep> ahem
Nov 28 01:13:23 <hep> *i* got banned without scrolls OR racist insults
Nov 28 01:13:31 <hep> so *I* win the ban game
Nov 28 01:13:50 <Eppigy> mine was moar sexist
Nov 28 01:13:53 <v0dka> lol hep
Nov 28 01:13:56 <v0dka> thx for inspiration
Nov 28 01:14:01 <Eppigy> and/or chovinistic
Nov 28 01:14:05 <hep> N E time
Nov 28 01:14:11 <LOLJEWS^busy> chauvinistic
Nov 28 01:14:15 <LOLJEWS^busy> =/
Nov 28 01:14:18 <Tawker> hep: meh
Nov 28 01:14:20 <Eppigy> god dammit yer busy
Nov 28 01:14:26 <LOLJEWS^busy> i knoe
Nov 28 01:14:29 <Tawker> hep: seriously
Nov 28 01:14:35 <Skippy> OK THAT MEAL WASNT VERY FILLING NOR WAS IT TASTY
Nov 28 01:14:35 <Eppigy> and I cant spell
Nov 28 01:14:47 <hep> srsly what
Nov 28 01:14:52 <LOLJEWS^busy> Lulz i left my computer then when I got back to skype
Nov 28 01:14:53 <tryx> /(0..15).each do |a| (0..15).each do |b| ar << [a,b] end end
Nov 28 01:14:54 <LOLJEWS^busy> everyone was gone
Nov 28 01:14:54 <tryx> /ar.sort_by {rand}.each do |p| puts "#{p.join(",")}PENIS" end'
Nov 28 01:14:54 <tryx> /bin/sh: Syntax error: Unterminated quoted string
Nov 28 01:14:55 <tryx> blah.
Nov 28 01:14:56 <LOLJEWS^busy> except that weird kid
Nov 28 01:14:58 <Skippy> LOL
Nov 28 01:15:03 <LOLJEWS^busy> that nigger/jap
Nov 28 01:15:09 <Skippy> tawker is going nuts in #wikipedia
Nov 28 01:15:10 <Blargh> loooooooooool
Nov 28 01:15:12 <Eppigy> Lol I'm supposed to be sleeping right now
Nov 28 01:15:13 <Skippy> SPIEZ
Nov 28 01:15:16 <Blargh> ket: logz
Nov 28 01:15:19 <hep> whats he saying
Nov 28 01:15:20 <LOLJEWS^busy> lulz
Nov 28 01:15:21 <hep> logz plz
Nov 28 01:15:26 <Eppigy> that damn nigger/jap
Nov 28 01:15:27 <Skippy> 18:14 < CableModem> fucking hell.
Nov 28 01:15:27 <Skippy> 18:14 <@Tawker> fucking kick wattage
Nov 28 01:15:27 <Skippy> 18:14 <@Tawker> and wattagecat
Nov 28 01:15:27 <Skippy> 18:14 < CableModem> fuckfuck fuck.
Nov 28 01:15:27 <Skippy> 18:15 -!- mode/#wikipedia [+b wattagecat!*@*] by Tawker
Nov 28 01:15:27 <Skippy> 18:15 -!- mode/#wikipedia [+b wattag!*@*] by Tawker
Nov 28 01:15:27 <Skippy> 18:15 < CableModem> toresbe: you have nekkid pics online!
Nov 28 01:15:27 <Skippy> 18:15 < CableModem> LINKS
Nov 28 01:15:27 <Skippy> 18:15 < Werdnum> Tawker: why?
Nov 28 01:15:31 <hep> he is just mad cuz i made him internet cry
Nov 28 01:15:43 <Skippy> aw
Nov 28 01:15:49 <Skippy> we love you tawker
Nov 28 01:15:50 <Skippy> :D
Nov 28 01:15:51 <v0dka> plz 2 be trolling #wikimedia
Nov 28 01:15:54 <hep> yeah tawker
Nov 28 01:16:01 <hep> i would never mock YOUR nekkid jpgz
Nov 28 01:16:04 <hep> so feel free to dcc!
Nov 28 01:16:08 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:08 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:08 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:08 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:08 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:10 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:13 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:14 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:16 <Tawker> umm
Nov 28 01:16:17 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:19 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:21 <Tawker> you think I'm giving away IP's
Nov 28 01:16:22 <Skippy> YOUR SLOWFLOOD FAILS
Nov 28 01:16:22 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:24 <Tawker> ok
Nov 28 01:16:24 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:27 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:29 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:32 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:34 <Skippy> tawker: what are you rambling about
Nov 28 01:16:34 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:37 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:38 <wattagecat> why was i banne
Nov 28 01:16:39 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:40 <LOLJEWS^busy> Tawker: plz2not be baleeting my IPS
Nov 28 01:16:42 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:44 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:47 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:16:50 <v0dka> ruin
Nov 28 01:16:51 <v0dka> ruin
Nov 28 01:16:51 <v0dka> ruin
Nov 28 01:16:52 * tryx (TryX@serious-852D3552.static.tpgi.com.au) has left #ed
Nov 28 01:16:54 <Tawker> quick
Nov 28 01:16:54 * tryx (TryX@serious-852D3552.static.tpgi.com.au) has joined #ed
Nov 28 01:16:54 * mediacrat gives voice to tryx
Nov 28 01:16:58 <hep> collateral in an irc war wattage
Nov 28 01:17:02 <tryx> /(0..15).each do |a| (0..15).each do |b| ar << [a,b] end end
Nov 28 01:17:04 <tryx> /ar.sort_by {rand}.each do |p| puts "#{p.join(",")}PENIS" end'
Nov 28 01:17:05 <Tawker> meh
Nov 28 01:17:07 <tryx> /bin/sh: Syntax error: Unterminated quoted string
Nov 28 01:17:10 <v0dka> wattage, can you please take care of tryx
Nov 28 01:17:11 <v0dka> ?
Nov 28 01:17:12 <tryx> how odd.
Nov 28 01:17:13 <hep> they are mad that we laughed at them on the internet
Nov 28 01:17:23 <Skippy> THEY ARE TEH ENEMAHZ
Nov 28 01:17:27 <Eppigy> the humanity
Nov 28 01:17:28 <tryx> /(0..15).each do |a| (0..15).each do |b| ar << [a,b] end end
Nov 28 01:17:29 <tryx> /ar.sort_by {rand}.each do |p| puts "#{p.join(",")}PENIS" end''
Nov 28 01:17:29 <tryx> -e:1: undefined local variable or method `ar' for main:Object (NameError)
Nov 28 01:17:33 <hep> srsly who cries over the internet?
Nov 28 01:17:34 <tryx> still broken! cool.
Nov 28 01:17:39 <Skippy> I WILL DOCUMENT THIS SHIT ON MY LJ
Nov 28 01:17:41 <tryx> /(0..15).each do |a| (0..15).each do |b| ar << [a,b] end end
Nov 28 01:17:41 <tryx> /ar.sort_by {rand}.each do |p| puts "#{p.join(",")}PENIS" end''
Nov 28 01:17:46 <tryx> ... weird.
Nov 28 01:17:47 <hep> this will ever be the great divide between us and the wikipedians
Nov 28 01:17:49 <Skippy> AND THEN FAP TO THE GOATSE SET
Nov 28 01:17:54 <hep> leading to wars spanning planets later in time
Nov 28 01:17:59 <LOLJEWS^busy> HEP: peppermintpatti made me cry
Nov 28 01:18:02 <LOLJEWS^busy> shes so fugly
Nov 28 01:18:13 <LOLJEWS^busy> nobody wanted her bears
Nov 28 01:18:17 <tryx> /(0..15).each do |a| (0..15).each do |b| ar << [a,b] end end
Nov 28 01:18:17 <tryx> /ar.sort_by {rand}.each do |p| puts "#{p.join(",")}PENIS" end"
Nov 28 01:18:17 <tryx> /bin/sh: Syntax error: Unterminated quoted string
Nov 28 01:18:19 <tryx> cool.
Nov 28 01:18:20 <Skippy> LOL BEARS
Nov 28 01:18:27 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:18:27 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:18:27 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:18:27 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:18:28 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:18:29 <v0dka> Skippy
Nov 28 01:18:31 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:18:33 <v0dka> please do something about tryx
Nov 28 01:18:33 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:18:35 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:18:38 <tryx> PENIS
Nov 28 01:18:41 * tryx (TryX@serious-852D3552.static.tpgi.com.au) has left #ed
Nov 28 01:18:43 * mediacrat sets ban on *!*@serious-852D3552.static.tpgi.com.au
Nov 28 01:18:49 <Blargh> lol
Nov 28 01:18:50 <Skippy> lol
Nov 28 01:18:51 <Skippy> there
Nov 28 01:18:51 <v0dka> thnx
Nov 28 01:18:52 <Skippy> done
Nov 28 01:18:55 <Skippy> taken care of
Nov 28 01:18:59 <hep> lol
Nov 28 01:19:00 <Skippy> ILU TRYX!!!1!!
Nov 28 01:19:03 <hep> so tawker
Nov 28 01:19:07 <soap> what's this? penis?
Nov 28 01:19:09 <hep> what is your cry of seriously to mean
Nov 28 01:19:10 <hep> plz advz
Nov 28 01:19:11 * Skippy removes ban on *!*@serious-852D3552.static.tpgi.com.au
Nov 28 01:19:18 <hep> how will i mend my eways if you dont show me my errors
Nov 28 01:19:27 <v0dka> how will i live without you
Nov 28 01:19:32 <v0dka> if you ever go
Nov 28 01:19:32 <Tawker> hep: 1) the no log policy
Nov 28 01:19:42 <Tawker> I'm afraid we can't choose who to enforce it on
Nov 28 01:19:42 <Skippy> lol
Nov 28 01:19:44 <OldDirtyBtard> mkay...i'll be going to the pub now
Nov 28 01:19:44 <Eppigy> wuy
Nov 28 01:19:45 <Skippy> you know
Nov 28 01:19:47 <Skippy> freenode is shit
Nov 28 01:19:55 <Skippy> its run by jewz
Nov 28 01:19:58 <LOLJEWS^busy> odb: laters
Nov 28 01:19:58 <OldDirtyBtard> and you're all coming
Nov 28 01:19:59 <hep> what?
Nov 28 01:20:01 <LOLJEWS^busy> yay
Nov 28 01:20:01 <v0dka> its run by
Nov 28 01:20:02 <v0dka> its run by
Nov 28 01:20:02 <OldDirtyBtard> YAY!!!
Nov 28 01:20:02 <v0dka> its run by
Nov 28 01:20:02 <v0dka> its run by
Nov 28 01:20:03 <hep> what are you prattling about
Nov 28 01:20:06 <hep> is this the internet?
Nov 28 01:20:10 <v0dka> its run by dead rob levins
Nov 28 01:20:12 <hep> yay obd!
Nov 28 01:20:13 <v0dka> or as i like to call them
Nov 28 01:20:14 <LOLJEWS^busy> lolol
Nov 28 01:20:15 <v0dka> its run by dead rob levins
Nov 28 01:20:16 <v0dka> or as i like to call them
Nov 28 01:20:16 <Skippy> lol rob levin!
Nov 28 01:20:17 <hep> odb!
Nov 28 01:20:17 <v0dka> its run by dead rob levins
Nov 28 01:20:18 <v0dka> or as i like to call them
Nov 28 01:20:20 <v0dka> ROB ZOMBIES
Nov 28 01:20:21 <hep> will you get drunk?
Nov 28 01:20:25 <hep> i cant drink
Nov 28 01:20:30 <v0dka> ZING ZING ZING ZING ZIGN
Nov 28 01:20:35 <Skippy> [[Rob Zombie]]!!!
Nov 28 01:20:38 <Tawker> ok
Nov 28 01:20:39 <Tawker> no dissing rob levin
Nov 28 01:20:40 <Tawker> seriously
Nov 28 01:20:44 <hep> why?
Nov 28 01:20:45 <hep> he doesnt care
Nov 28 01:20:47 <Eppigy> shut up
Nov 28 01:20:47 <hep> he's dead
Nov 28 01:20:48 <Tawker> find someone better to pick a fight on
Nov 28 01:20:53 <Skippy> he will cry if we diss him
Nov 28 01:21:02 <Eppigy> ROB LEVINS DID NOT LOOK BOTH WAYS
Nov 28 01:21:03 <hep> he IS still dead right?
Nov 28 01:21:13 <Eppigy> WHOS TO BLAME?
Nov 28 01:21:15 <Skippy> o wait
Nov 28 01:21:19 * OldDirtyBtard has quit (Quit: The computer fell asleep)
Nov 28 01:21:20 <Blargh> goodnight niggers
Nov 28 01:21:20 <Tawker> btw go make CableModem's page
Nov 28 01:21:20 <Skippy> i got an idea
Nov 28 01:21:23 <Blargh> cya tomorrow
Nov 28 01:21:23 <hep> NO!
Nov 28 01:21:26 <hep> ODB LEFT ME
Nov 28 01:21:26 <soap> THE TROLLS
Nov 28 01:21:26 <Tawker> hewants his
Nov 28 01:21:29 <hep> BLARGH
Nov 28 01:21:31 <Blargh> wut
Nov 28 01:21:31 <soap> I'LL BLAME THE TROLLS
Nov 28 01:21:33 <hep> WHAT ABOUT OUR ROLEPLAYING
Nov 28 01:21:35 <Skippy> Rob Levin is dead true to form
Nov 28 01:21:35 <Skippy> Let's sodomize his head and begin the swarm
Nov 28 01:21:35 <Skippy> Trolls and banbots flood and spam lots
Nov 28 01:21:35 <Skippy> All freenode users are fat, stupid and poor
Nov 28 01:21:35 <Skippy> Get murdered like Levin the donation whore
Nov 28 01:21:35 <Skippy> FUCK YOU FREENODE, FUCK YOU LEVIN
Nov 28 01:21:35 <Skippy> ROB'S HELL IS ON THE ROAD LEADING TO OUR HEAVEN
Nov 28 01:21:35 <Skippy> We were driving the car that gored Freenode's king
Nov 28 01:21:35 <Skippy> Now destroy Rob's network and let chaos ring!
Nov 28 01:21:35 <Skippy> LETS ALL GET TOGETHER AND TOGETHER WE'LL SING
Nov 28 01:21:35 <Skippy> I piss on lilo's body I rape his fat wife
Nov 28 01:21:35 <Skippy> I will continue on my spree cuz if I get caught its life
Nov 28 01:21:36 <Skippy> With the bumper of my Taurus I did aim
Nov 28 01:21:36 <Skippy> Driving over the hump, Lilo I did maim
Nov 28 01:21:36 <Skippy> Let us watch it on youtube again and again
Nov 28 01:21:36 <Skippy> We are irl trolls with our guns and a car
Nov 28 01:21:36 <Skippy> You should learn all of this if you want to get far
Nov 28 01:21:36 <Skippy> We speed towards a troll revolution
Nov 28 01:21:36 <Skippy> This chapter reads just like the final solution
Nov 28 01:21:36 <Skippy> TAKING OVER FREENODE WAS OUR FIRST CONTRIBUTION
Nov 28 01:21:36 <Skippy> Slimy unixbeards all deserve to die
Nov 28 01:21:36 <Skippy> When you hear my motor running don't stop and cry
Nov 28 01:21:36 <Skippy> Pedal harder faggot, I'm closing in
Nov 28 01:21:36 <Skippy> Your brains on my bumper for the win
Nov 28 01:21:36 <Skippy> You are all gonna die like Rob Levin
Nov 28 01:21:36 <Skippy> RMS you're next you fat fuck
Nov 28 01:21:38 <hep> WHO WILL BE MY DADDY
Nov 28 01:21:38 <Blargh> i dunno lol
Nov 28 01:21:51 <Skippy> LOL @ LYRICS
Nov 28 01:21:58 <soap> lawl
Nov 28 01:21:58 <Blargh> looooool
Nov 28 01:22:15 <hep> tawker
Nov 28 01:22:17 <hep> where were we
Nov 28 01:22:20 <Skippy> weev should publish a book of that stuff. It is gold ^_^
Nov 28 01:22:48 <Blargh> that needs a song to go with it
Nov 28 01:22:48 <Eppigy> tawkin is crying
Nov 28 01:22:51 <Eppigy> irl
Nov 28 01:22:59 <Skippy> lol
Nov 28 01:23:02 <Skippy> there is an mp3
Nov 28 01:23:03 * Tawker is on a UPS
Nov 28 01:23:06 <Blargh> oh lol
Nov 28 01:23:09 * Tawker has a power outage
Nov 28 01:23:14 <hep> sissy
Nov 28 01:23:16 <Skippy> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7b/Delifelilo.mp3
Nov 28 01:23:18 <hep> im on a phone
Nov 28 01:23:33 <Blargh> k bye for reals now
Nov 28 01:23:35 <Skippy> NEED MOAR BEL AIR
Nov 28 01:23:37 * Blargh has quit (Quit: Leaving)
Nov 28 01:23:38 <Skippy> bye blargh
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> Now this is a story all about how
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> Rob Levin got flipped turned upside down
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> Now wait a little minute, just sit right there
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> I'll tell you how lilo got hit by a victoria-crown
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> In Houston, Texas born and raised
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> On irc is where he spent most of his days
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> Maxin relaxin and chillin all cool
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> And making a bunch of stupid freenode rules
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> When a couple of cars, they were up to no good
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> Started drivin round in his neighborhood
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> He got in one little collision and his aspies got scared
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> Said you're moving into the six-feet-underground
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> I whistled for a hearse and when it came near
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> The liscense plate said YHBT and it was driven by weev
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> If anything I could say this hearse was rare
Nov 28 01:23:41 <Skippy> But I said nah forget it, you've been ruined
Nov 28 01:24:41 <etruscae> thats alright be it doesnt rhyme
Nov 28 01:24:45 <v0dka> crown doesnt rhyme with there
Nov 28 01:24:45 * Tawker well wonders
Nov 28 01:24:58 <hep> shut up nitpicker
Nov 28 01:25:10 <v0dka> underground doesnt rhyme with scared
Nov 28 01:25:11 * zewb (bzuber89@serious-3E299063.houston.res.rr.com) has joined #ed
Nov 28 01:25:18 <Skippy> lol
Nov 28 01:25:22 <Skippy> it is still A+
Nov 28 01:25:22 <hep> i will fucking bury you
Nov 28 01:25:29 <v0dka> weev doesnt rhyme with near
Nov 28 01:25:34 <zewb> are we getting a podcast?
Nov 28 01:25:35 <v0dka> ruined doesnt rhme with rare
Nov 28 01:25:45 <hep> we are going to podcast all the rob levin songs
Nov 28 01:25:48 <hep> im setting it up right now
Nov 28 01:25:51 <zewb> YAH!
Nov 28 01:25:54 <zewb> sweet
Nov 28 01:25:57 <v0dka> any serious wiki has a podcast
Nov 28 01:26:15 <JViz> itunes can go to hell
Nov 28 01:26:22 <zewb> fuck itunes
Nov 28 01:26:27 <JViz> fuck it in the goat ass
Nov 28 01:26:28 <hep> with sounds of tawker crying about his ups in between
Nov 28 01:26:30 <Skippy> lol itunes
Nov 28 01:26:32 <Skippy> LOOOOOL
Nov 28 01:26:34 <zewb> do some ads and prank calls and stuff
Nov 28 01:26:40 <hep> okayz
Nov 28 01:26:46 <hep> we have gigs of pranks
Nov 28 01:26:47 <zewb> we can use the podcast to air our wacky skype shenanigans
Nov 28 01:26:55 <zewb> :D
Nov 28 01:27:06 <Skippy> hahaha
Nov 28 01:27:13 <Skippy> BASS BASS BASS
Nov 28 01:27:15 <hep> how long does it take to run UBRS in wow
Nov 28 01:27:43 <v0dka>
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Nov 28 01:27:51 <hep> linewrap violation
Nov 28 01:27:51 <Skippy> lol
Nov 28 01:28:07 <v0dka> your resolution is too low
Nov 28 01:28:18 <hep> i keep irc small
Nov 28 01:28:19 <v0dka> you are probably on some 80x25 screen
Nov 28 01:28:24 <hep> so i can read books without switching windows
Nov 28 01:28:27 <hep> nah im on my laptop now
Nov 28 01:28:31 <hep> or one of the laptops
Nov 28 01:28:40 <hep> oh god
Nov 28 01:28:41 <hep> radiohead
Nov 28 01:28:46 <hep> on indie103
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Nov 28 01:28:49 <hep> uff
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Nov 28 01:29:14 <hep> better
Nov 28 01:29:38 <JViz> a cat is fine too
Nov 28 01:30:23 * Skippy has kicked Tawker from #ed (YIFF FOR GREAT JUSTICE)
