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The nun (Katja Kassin) in this picture is a technical virgin.
The nun (Katja Kassin) in this picture is a technical virgin.

A technical virgin is a sadly misguided individual who believes they can continue to ride the Virginmobile by allowing the cock in every hole but the magic one.

A quick source of cheap lulz can usually be had by pointing out to such people the complete idiocy of the idea that putting the cock in the ass, for example, is somehow more pure than regular sex. Then again, WWJD?

The fact of the matter is that the concept of gaining respect by being a "Technical Virgin" is countered (and overweighted) by the fact that you'd take a cock in your ass any day of the week.

This fever of stupidity is endorsed by insecure 16 year old girls and religious women such as nuns who live on the American continent. No respectful European lady can begin to comprehend the degree of insanity that lies behind this, as no one in Europe still holds medieval moronic beliefs that the cunt is, in some way other than being moist and warm, "special". It is well known that European girls prefer a good ol' dick in the vagina than in their mouth or anus. Having said that, every year Asian, European and Australian men travel to the Americas in droves to experience the glory that is The American Girl Blowjob. Comrades, amirite???

In South America, many girls really do believe that taking it in the ass is better than having sex like a normal person. This behaviour is acceptable and encouraged however, as Latina wimmin tend to have plush asses built for cock plunging.

"We <3 ass sex."
"We <3 ass sex."

[edit] Techinical Virginity in Action

 
 
i am still a virgin, but recently i began seriously seeing someone, and we are sexually active as of late. we have done anal sex 4 times, but none of these times he actually came. it was my first time doing this and he said i was doing everything right. we tried me on top, facing him, back to him, doggy style...but no cum. now, he is 40, whereas i am 17 (and please, don't leave me any "omg be careful!!" comments. been there, done that.) the problem is that since i have no experience past 3rd base, i really do not know how to react to this. i love him very much and want to have anal sex, and even have him take my virginity, but i don't want to be wondering the whole time "is he going to cum this time?!"
 

 

LJ Whore [1]



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