Technical virgin
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A technical virgin is a sadly misguided individual who believes they can continue to ride the Virginmobile by allowing the cock in every hole but the magic one.
A quick source of cheap lulz can usually be had by pointing out to such people the complete idiocy of the idea that putting the cock in the ass, for example, is somehow more pure than regular sex. Then again, WWJD?
The fact of the matter is that the concept of gaining respect by being a "Technical Virgin" is countered (and overweighted) by the fact that you'd take a cock in your ass any day of the week.
This fever of stupidity is endorsed by insecure 16 year old girls and religious women such as nuns who live on the American continent. No respectful European lady can begin to comprehend the degree of insanity that lies behind this, as no one in Europe still holds medieval moronic beliefs that the cunt is, in some way other than being moist and warm, "special". It is well known that European girls prefer a good ol' dick in the vagina than in their mouth or anus. Having said that, every year Asian, European and Australian men travel to the Americas in droves to experience the glory that is The American Girl Blowjob. Comrades, amirite???
In South America, many girls really do believe that taking it in the ass is better than having sex like a normal person. This behaviour is acceptable and encouraged however, as Latina wimmin tend to have plush asses built for cock plunging.
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