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Techno Viking

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[edit] Techno Viking

Techno Viking is the future ruler of the universe. Some people will try to tell you that he is a just a German shopkeep named Hans Shlepkopper, but this is obviously a lie. His story begins in old viking times. Techno Viking was born to rave, however there was no techno music back then so he was preserved in ice and mead in what is now known as Germany for future generations to bring to life when music worthy of Techno Viking's awesomeness was invented. Holy shit, this man is fucking better than you are and he will eat your soul without a single goddamn word of warning.

A very special scene is the following:

When the guy gives him the piece of paper at 1.59, this is technoviking's university results,he's got the highest score ever recorded & can have any job on earth. Technoviking rips up the results & says" I spit & dance in the face of the establishment,as long as my followers want to dance.......they just have to whisper my name & I will be there to lead them........ our leader has sacrificed for us, we must give back to him by taking to the streets this friday night & repaying him in dance!

Video from the Fuckparade:

[edit] Synopsis

techno viking is waiting for a fag to absolutely disgrace. he is given this oppotuniy to strike when an inferior breed of 'xtasee viking' runs into techno viking's bluhaired-bitch. techno viking doles out his righteous finger ofawesome-ness and forces the dumbass to go sit down on teh bus with teh udder gaiz. when the 'xtasee viking' attempts to escape, techno viking unleashes the finger again.

little known fact: the finger actually psychically scrambles a persons brain, making up, down, left, right, and lulz, anti-luz

when we next see the 'xtasee viking' he is looking up at the sky in shame believing himself to be looking down.

It is widely believed that Techno Viking does own in a dance off, that which brings anti-lulz TheChuck Norris and does simply dance into Mordor. I would like you all to know that these accusations are fact. However, Techno Viking is too powerful to be compared to the previous two stated, as well as "tits or gtfo". Anyone who relates the Techno Viking to these memes should be redirected to the Fail page.