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Techno Viking

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FACT ALERT:
Techno Viking's finger will fuck up your shit.

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Techno Viking is the future ruler of the universe. Some people will try to tell you that he is a just a German shopkeep named Hans Shlepkopper, but this is obviously a lie. His story begins in old viking times. Techno Viking was born to rave, however there was no techno music back then so he was preserved in ice and mead in what is now known as Germany for future generations to bring to life when music worthy of Techno Viking's awesomeness was invented.

Holy shit, this man is fucking better than you are and he will eat your soul without a single goddamn word of warning.

Video from the Fuckparade:

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Techno Viking, being better than you, is waiting for a fag to absolutely disgrace. He is given this opportunity to strike when an inferior breed of 'xtasee faggot' runs into Techno Viking's blue haired bitch. Techno Viking doles out his righteous finger of awesomeness and forces the dumbass to go sit down at the back of the bus with the other niggers. When the 'xtasee faggot' attempts to escape, Techno Viking unleashes the finger again, subduing the faggot, who'll never bump into any of the Viking's bitches again; for great justice. Bottles of water were handed out to appease Techno Viking's wrath and avert Armageddon.

It is widely believed that Techno Viking does in fact own in a dance off, and does simply dance into Mordor. I would like you all to know that these allegations are fact.