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Tedjesuschristgod is God. He is also rumored to be kingpin of the Yahweh Clan. Ted is the "maximum sovereign thing" that exists within Ted, because he is the king of Universe and of Heaven and Earth, from world, to marbles, to wevilds. for years to come. Basically in his own words, "Now TED has PROCLAIMED and PROCLAMATED and DECLARED and DEGREED this on Earth!". Ted R. Kurts is notable for being the Founder, President and CEO of Quest Systems which he started back in 1989. He has provided the world with many Internets, and should be respected as a true American hero. TED also commands maximum up and maximum down.

Contents 1 Ted Tube 2 Quotes 3 See also 4 Resources

Ted Tube

You have to become TEDian in order to be saved. This not a joke, or drill.

you're not ready. frankly, no one is. Ted is the supreme commander!

As you can see...Angels become ANGRY to LIVID to FURIOUS to MAximum Furious when people do not TREAT TED right. Also note the spiritual weapons in the form of hymn playing holy beams.

An upcoming movie being made about the maximum torture TED commands. But they made a mistake as no angels betray TED. For he is maximum commander.

Quotes

“	MANY WANT to INSIST we have to STOP TED and are CONTORTING to ATTEMPT to STOP TED!	„
—Ted on how it's difficult being God

“	I AM interested in meeting single FEMALES for a POSSIBLE RELATIONSHIP to MARRIAGE! This is MAINTAINED by Ted Jesus Christ GOD DIRECTLY and PERSONALLY and COMPLETELY by Ted HIMSELF! This has had STABILITY PROBLEMS and therefore Ted is putting ON Internet Other Internet Sites.	„
—Ted on "TED"

See also

• Crossmack
• Jesus
• Richard Dawkins
• Time Cube
• Weev

Resources

• www.tedjesuschristgod.org/
• youtube.com/user/FOLLOWERno534 Tedian Follower
• www.myspace.com/TedJesusChristGOD

	Tedjesuschristgod is part of a series on YouTube
	Visit the YouTube Portal for complete coverage.

Tedjesuschristgod is part of a series on Cults.

UFO Cults: Scientology • Galactic Federation of Light • Heaven's Gate • Raelians New age Faggotry: Alternative Medicine • Wicca • The Dolmen • Moonies • Paganism • Black Alchemy • Fagnosticism • Prem Rawat • Voluntary Human Extinction Movement • Thoth Raep cults: Satanism • Manson Family • Masons • Al Qaeda Jesus Cults: Ex-Gay • Westboro Baptist Church • Mormonism • Branch Davidians • People's Temple • Chick Tracts • Rifqa Bary Wannabe Cults: Sephyism • Sonic CulT • Vampires • Goths • Furries • Mulderite • Wooks Stupid Cults: Scientology • Breatharian • Michelle Belanger/House Kheperu • Pastanarianism • Psyonetiks Troll Cults: Anonymous • Cult of the Dead Cow • Raptor Jesus • John Solomon Web 2.0 Cults: Atheist Scum United • Rational Response Squad • Wikipedia • Young Tubers United • Xee-A Twelve