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Tedjesuschristgod

God; sometimes referred to as "Ted"

Tedjesuschristgod is God. He is also rumored kingpin of the Yahweh Clan. Ted is the "maximum sovereign thing" what exists within Ted, because he is the king of Universe and of Heaven and Earth for years to come. Basically in his own words, "Now TED has PROCLAIMED and PROCLAMATED and DECLARED and DEGREED this on Earth!". Ted is notable for being the Founder, President and CEO of Quest Systems. He has provided the world with many Internets, and should be respected as a true American hero.

[edit] Ted Tube

You have to become TEDian in order to be saved. This not a joke, or drill.

you're not ready. frankly, no one is. Ted is the supreme commander!

“	MANY WANT to INSIST we have to STOP TED and are CONTORTING to ATTEMPT to STOP TED!	„
—Ted on how it's difficult being God

“	I AM interested in meeting single FEMALES for a POSSIBLE RELATIONSHIP to MARRIAGE! This is MAINTAINED by Ted Jesus Christ GOD DIRECTLY and PERSONALLY and COMPLETELY by Ted HIMSELF! This has had STABILITY PROBLEMS and therefore Ted is putting ON Internet Other Internet Sites.	„
—Ted on "TED"

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