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Teen Titans

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Summary of the show.

It's funny because it's almost like something out of the show. So I guess it's not that funny.

a typical scene from the award-winning show Teen Titans

Typical commercials for each episode.

Teen Titans is a comic released at least 100 years ago. The show's like X-men Evolution, except featuring less than five million characters. The show is a remake of a traditional American cartoon done in anime style. There were many reasons for this decision, but the primary reason was because DC wished to bathe in the tears of their older, beardier fans.

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1 The Comic
2 The Show
3 The Characters
4 The Video Game
5 People who enjoy this crap
6 The Lost Episode
7 Teen Titan Shtuff
8 See Also

[edit] The Comic

Fap material for fanboys.

The comic is about a bunch of DC comic rejects who have to band together because they really... really suck. Of course, the comic really is for teens, because we all know how implied rape is for kids, amirite?

[edit] The Show

If you don't like The Gorillaz, this show is not for you. Therefore this show is for no one.

For people who've never heard of the series before, you will know nothing, and I mean nothing. It's like showing the kid Phantom Menace before any Star Wars movie, they won't have the slightest clue as to what's going on, and if they were wondering what a "Jedi Knight" was, or what "The Force" was, they were shit out of luck. Last Thursday after over 9000 episodes the series was canceled. BOOM HEADSHOT!!1

[edit] The Characters

Oh boy! If you like one note characters, then man, it's got a lot of that. Towards the end of the last season, the show suddenly turned on its viewers, attacking them with a flood of characters so flat and shallow that they could not even be called two-dimensional. Many likened the experience to being jumped by the denizens of Flat World.

[edit] Beast Boy

The so called "funny" character that has yet too hit puberty. Cyborg is his best friend, cause like minority groups like furries and niggers gotta stick together. Due to this character being a green pseudo animal, he is occasionally put into "OH LAWD! I'M IN HEAT! MUST RAEP/MAKE LOVE TO A WOMYN!" fan fiction. Falls in love with every character on the show but moar on that later. Everyone on the show was able to look past his freakish green color, comical height, and snaggle teeth, and hated him for the more substantial reason of him being an annoying little pickle turd.

[edit] Cyborg

The token black guy of the group who receives no fan attention at all, probably because he isn't eatin' fried chicken ,watermelon or playing video games. Or because he's black. The other characters never refer to him by his real name and call him either coon, R2D2, or Nigger that took my ipod. Is kinda (exactly) like that other black guy with a gun strapped to his arm from Final Fantasy VII. Cyborg's main role in the Teen Titans was to stay home and build shit while the white folk (and sometimes the green kid) went out and did the real work. It was also decided that Cyborg couldn't go on any missions because, like any black person, he drove a loud car and shot everything he saw.

[edit] Raven

Raven the Emo Goddess.

Overrated character that happens to be goth, much of the fan art is derived from her. Raven's father is the devil Trigon making Raven the fucking anti-christ. She thought Cyborg and Beast Boy were bodyguards for hire, and hangs out with them for awhile and then later joins the team. Fangirls pair her with Robin because "OMG! TEY HAVE BIRD NAMES! THAT'S SO CUTE!!11" and come up with shit puns like "Birds of A Feather". Of course others pair her with Beastboy because of the subtext and they kiss once in the comic book. Some people choose the lesbian approach and pair her with Starfire (mainly) or any of the other chicks on the show.

In reality, she'll end up alone with cats because she's a cold sarcastic bitch. On the plus side, her personality clearly shows her to be a very submissive person, so you'd have little trouble knocking her down, hogtying her, and raping the shit out of her as long as you have a crucifix to smack her with whenever she started acting up.

[edit] Robin

Leader dude. He takes things super cereal. Maybe because he hangs out too much with Batman. Like srsly guy. Without him the show would basically not exist because no one except spazes know who the other characters are. Robin spends at least 1.5 seasons getting slapped around like a rented mule by his arch-nemesis, who got into villainy for no reason other than to fuck with the orphan child of acrobats.

dear god no ITS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE TAHT WAY!!!1!!!11.

[edit] Starfire

Why the fucking comic is moar better then the Tv show.

The retarded one, but used occasionally for fan service or the lulz. Shes a Tamaran Princess from a planet far, far away. Despite being from another planet she also has problems that average humans can relate to, like her bitch of a sister trying to take over the planet, being a royal princess, or fighting villains trying to take over the planet. Yes Starfire is just like every other 16 year old girl. The hotter of the two, but has 20% less then fan art/fiction (and boobs)

The original Starfire seduced nerds with her slutty attitude and Vegas stripper body. The new Starfire seduces nerds with a childlike air of innocence and the body of a 14-year-old gymnast. It just goes to show you how much better things are today.

[edit] Terra

A girl with the power to move the earth with a flick of her wrist. Thats a flick of her wrist, not a slit. Terra also has the power to get whatever she wants by bitching to her daddy. Later she jumps the shark after taking Beast Boy's virginity and joins the bad guys. She then becomes a an Heroine. Hated by fangrills everywhere for "BREAKING FURRYBOIS HEART! THAT BITCH! I'LL KILL THAT SLUT!" Notable for fucking the villain Slade in the comics when she was 13.