Teenage Kings of Werribee
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Teenage Kings of Werribee are a gang of highschool IRL trolls from Australia who raped a mentally-disabled 16 year old girl, set her hair on fire, urinated on her, video recorded it and cleverly uploaded it to their myspace as Cunt: the movie. Less notably they also egged a taxi, bullied drunks, made chlorine bombs and dropped flares on a sleeping homeless person. They also ate all the soup that was supposed to last the Eskimos until 2007. Doing all this made them pretty cool guys.
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[edit] History
The trolls had produced DVDs of the event which they sold for $5 from their cars, apparently thinking there was a mass market appeal for watching them rape and beat a retarded girl. In the film they refer to the girl only as The Victim and are noted for such quotes as What the fuck, she's the ugliest thing I've ever seen and Everyone's scared to go first, they don't want any diseases.
Apparently the girl met two of the boys online through a popular chatroom and agreed to meet one of them at the Werribee station but was then surrounded by the punks and taken to an isolated area near a river. However, by looking at the example in the background of the Today Tonight story it appeared to be a nineMSN chatroom. They probably left this fact out to avoid defamation but at Encyclopedia Dramatica nobody gives a shit.
The girl's father later appeared on television across Australia telling how his daughter's life had been ruined and that she never couldn't hold her head up high. However, she "never couldn't" hold her head up high anyway, because she's a fucking RETARD. Lulz.
Sadly, /b/ does not have a lot of money on hand and never received a copy when it was available, so the Teenage Kings are still waiting to break into the movie business. Sadly, there is still no full copy of the video known to exist on the internets but you can view some slightly graphic moments in the Today Tonight Story.
It is known that one student was expelled from Werribee Secondary College and that the video was available at Kardinia International College and Mary MacKillop College. The future of these fucktarded 13 year old boys is currently pending but it is suspected they can look forward to many years of forced goatseation in prison.
[edit] Retard Semantics
The victim, whose real name is allegedly Freya, has been downgraded from "intellectually disabled" to "developmentally delayed." I have no idea what the fuck the difference is - I'm not a Graham cracker salesman or some other expert on retards.
[edit] Jail Time
Originally eight of them were charged with procuring sexual penetration by intimidation, manufacturing child pornography and assault. On April 5 2007 five of our heros were charged with aggravated sexual assault. They were denied bail, in other words they are currently receiving forced goatseation from Bubba.
Due to them being underage at the time they undertook the brutal rape of a retard they will receive less jail time than an adult. However, due to the perpetrators being seven 17-year-olds and one 18-year-old at least one of them is going to IRL adult prison and should fear for his anus and all that is holy.
Sexual Crimes Squad detectives have charged seven 17-year-olds and one 18-year-old on summons over the DVD, which was circulated in the Werribee area, south west of Melbourne.
They are due to face court again on May 31 and if there is any justice in this world they will be locked up for over 9000 years and taught that rape isn't as fun when it's happening to you because Bubba will make sure you are mentally ill when he is done pwning your asshole making you want to be an hero.
The above point was most likely written by a 16 year old girl who was the victim of date-rape and proceeded to BAWWWWW about it on myspace/livejournal
[edit] Aftermath
In a miraculous miscarriage of justice, the Teenage Kings of Werribee have escaped what would have been surefire surprise goatseation by Bubba. Instead, they received light sentences that include a year and a half of probation for all but three of them while two received year long probation sentences and one was able to get off completely. They will also be required to attend a counselling session for young sex offenders. This just proves that Australians are a bunch of redneck criminals who enjoy encouraging the raep of 16 year old retards. It also means that trolling the fuck out of them is imperative. Disregard that, I suck cocks.
Oddly enough, none of these upstanding lads plead guilty to rape. Instead they plead guilty to the lesser offenses of "procuring sexual penetration by intimidation" "making child pornography" and assault.
[edit] Pwning Jackass
Soon after the existence of Cunt: The Movie was discovered several genius journalists realised the perpetrators may have been inspired by Jackass: The Movie as the two titles are similar and their content revolves around performing stupid stunts. A video can be seen here.
Johnny Knoxville was very inflamed by these accusations and denied them even though it is common knowledge that they are fact. He claimed that you could not compare getting run over by a bull to gang rape, which is completely untrue. It is also noteworthy that during his interview Knoxville was so drunk he was barely coherent, which explains it all really.
Even though there is no proof or credible information it is clear that Johnny Knoxville's is solely responsible for Cunt: The Movie, in the same way that Marilyn Manson was responsible for Columbine. If it weren't for Jackass and retard-mocking movies like The Ringer, that innocent girl would have never been raped, Knoxville is in denial. BAWWWWW. These morons shouldn't have shown their fucking faces. No one is to blame here but the fucking kids and the little retardedslut. She was asking for it
[edit] Myspace Pages
Surprisingly, these pages are updated regularily. It would seem that everybody in Australia can access the internet, no matter where they are. These kids have enough time on their hands to do this, even though they are busy making videos of them being assfucked by guys named Molly or Sally or some other feminine name given to guys who weigh 250lbs and eat V2 Rockets for breakfast.
[edit] Active Accounts
- Brendon Lit the girls hair on fire. His blog has been trolled by a fag obsessed with their e-penis. His account has been blocked to anyone not on his friendslist.
- Jarred Magnabosco self admittedly took part in the video. has had goatse posted as a comment. Which probably did nothing more than take up space. His account has been blocked to anyone not on his friendslist.
- Dave-O Not involved in rape but involved in Cunt: The Movie. His account has been blocked to anyone not on his friendslist. (*update* Dave-o's page is no longer blocked)
Despite the apparent fact that they are complete pricks doesnt stop them from having around 500 friends. Some weak attempts to raid their profile. I mean, three people could do more damage by flooding iichan in half an hour than anybody has ever done to these guys Myspace accounts.
[edit] Sample comment left on one of the pages
how the fuck could u do that to that chik who gives a fuck if shes retared i seriousli hope u do go to jail u sly lil shit... fuckin ure the retard not her and all those people that are cumin to get u im gnna help and seriousli boy u should believe it cuz u are fucking idiotic and stupid that i hope u get fuckin pissed on and i hope they burnn alll you hair off and the burn u not ure clothes ure skin cuz if i eva got hold of u and a lighter u would wish u were dead.. i would burn u al the way to hell and even then i wouldnt NOT stop u low life lil shit... GO TO HELL you ugly lil shit!!!!!!
[edit] Educational influences
Sources conclude to say that this school principal initially provoked the making of the film. Spouting such comments as "I dare ya" and "You'll get extra credit", he was confused when the film makers were charged with a crime. After this, he promptly shat himself and banned them all from his school IRL.
