Teenager
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The human adolescent, so named for the "teen" in their age (e.g., sixteen), that suffers from acne, fat, puberty and wearing braces. Teenagers are often characterized by their angst, self-loathing, constant overuse of commas and the word "like", as well as an unstoppable need to fit in somewhere. When not wasting daylight on the Internets, they tend to frequent the local mall. They are generally considered to be the Wikipedia of the human race; aspiring to be like the big folk, but so full of internal conflict and drama that it's a mistake to take them seriously.
Teenagers make up the largest percentage of the LJ user base, and often use x or underscores in their user names to set them apart from the other sheep (which rarely works; see the Law of Conformity). In apparent contradiction of conventional demography, 90% of all teenagers are 16 year old girls.
It is also a well documented fact that only 98 percent of teens have not tried pot. If you are the other 2% put this in your signature.
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[edit] What teenagers are most known for doing
- Not conforming by actually conforming to a larger group
- Speaking their mind (Exploiting the first amendment)
- Trying to be 2ally kewal on internet forumz so they can be MODERATOR OMG
- GETTING THEIR DICK SUCKED OMG
- Being level 93 at runescape
- Accidentally trolling
- Trying to be funny
- Being unfunny
[edit] The 2 Broad Phenotypes
Teenagers come in a wide variety of flavors, including:
[edit] 13 year old boy
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[edit] 16 year old girl
Note that sixteen year-old girls are not so much a flavor or "type" of teenager, but are instead a "template." Thus, a sixteen year-old girl can also be a goth, or emo, or almost any other flavor of teenager.
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