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Teens-for-Christ.org is a perfect example of the existence of modern day fascism. Sociologists study this forum to gain light into the mind of leaders like Hitler and Stalin. You must sign up for an account with a "valid" reason, an appropriate user name, name, age, gender, how you found the site, and a yahoo, hotmail, or AOL email (they don't accept anything else). All of this is reviewed by the fascist admin Bro. Randy. All threads are closed as soon as Bro. Randy answers you with quotes from the Bible. Forum content includes "Lol Charles Derwin was teh crazee, if evultion is reel y ar ther monkies lol", "no holding hands until ur engaged", or a lecture on scripture by Bro. Randy.

Bannable offenses on T4C include (these are all for real) using any Bible translation apart from the King James Version, thinking that Catholics are Christian, thinking that it is not a sin to watch a movie (any type of movie) or to listen to music which praises Jesus and proclaims to be God and the one and only way to Heaven because it happens to use an electric guitar.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, members of Christian Forums mock T4C daily for their limitless over-the-top assertions that even CF fundamentalist members can't seem to top. Near-limitless lulz are gained when T4C members attempt to spread their blight across any board on CF, being swiftly banhammered once deemed boring. In WoW terms, this means that T4C is basically to CF what the Scarlet Crusade is to the Alliance: "How about we NOT have anything to do with those misguided kooks?"

Contents 1 Bro. Randy 2 Notable Quotes 3 Attacks 4 Citations 5 External Links

Bro. Randy

Assumed to be short for Brother Randy though it is not confirmed in any way. It is more likely that he is a pedophile out for kicks, because there are far more 12-16 year old girls registered and active on the board than there are males of any age. Creepy and mysterious, Bro. Randy shows up quoting the Bible and giving off mangled translations and propaganda only the most retarded human beings would believe.

He was voted "Fundie of the Year" in 2006 by Fundies Say the Darndest Things, which he wears as a badge of honor in his sig in an attempt to laugh at his own mockery. This, of course, hasn't stopped the FSTDT crowd from posting all his quotes for the sake of lulz.

Notable Quotes

“	My church recently visited the college, and many did not aprrove. They have very low dress standards. (Ex. Girls wear shorts to play volleyball in) I do not approve of that at all! I also don't agree with them competing with secular universities.	„
—Bluegrass Girl

“	Wow. This really fires me up. If Christians do not take this next election serious, this is where we are headed. I know there are many Christians who think that Mr. McCain isn't the president we need. I agree, however I think we need to vote for the best of the two evils.	„
—Bluegrass Girl "Best" as in the most evil?

“	If I were President the first thing that I would do is outlaw abortion. Secondly, I would promote the use of the death penalty.	„
—Marksman

Attacks

Recent attacks on T4C by opposing atheist groups have caused Bro. Randy to shut down the site multiple times. One such attack involved replacing Bro. Randy's sig with goatse, which resulted in epic lulz and much scarring of innocent religious teens' minds. /i/ has also attempted raiding numerous times, most failing. Teens4christ's halo of ignorance was only penetrated once by a mighty army of gay niggers. SomethingAwful has featured "Teens-4-Christ" in their "Weekend Web" segment in times past.

Citations

• That calls it, evolution is fake.
• Your music taste not only sucks, you're going to hell for it.

WARNING: May cause you to lulz over 9000 times (borken).

• I expect we will see more and more evidence proving the myth of evolution - Bro. Randy

External Links

• http://www.teens-4-christ.org
• http://mychurch.org
• Oh dear lord he has a facebook http://www.facebook.com/imasaved1