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Tehkewlkidz

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Their logo. no, srsly.
Their logo. no, srsly.

Tehkewlkidz, with all of its spinoffs, including tkk2, tkk4life and tkk4kewlkidz is an elitist livejournal community that trolls other communities, specifically ohnotheydidnt. The original community has been suspended, however the spinoffs continue to come and go. They are currently using tkk4life. With a history of power hungry members, there have been many plays for maintainership, including hacking members, as well as the community itself, removing members, etc.

The most memorable events in tkk's history include:

  • the matilda meme, created by aurosan, a spin off of Brian Peppers's meme. he is also believed to be a very closeted homosexual. he is also believed to have a relationship with patcy86.
  • the leaking of tkk by sluticopter in her troll account, steph__tanner.
  • burism suspending the original tehkewlkidz
  • hacking ohnotheydidnt, organized by __expatiate
  • the illfated tkkapp process, which only admitted one member ecctv. This caused a big rift in the community, because fat dykes who are permanently wet for ugly irish guys are never in style.
  • the "I am Carly" icon meme, originally thought up by hillaryous, a spin off of isntdaveone's infamous general hospital icons
  • www.ljflamecup.com, formerly known as ljflamecup, which is some lame attempt for fat gay dramacrats like brenden to pretend they're e-famous.
  • the hacking of narcissisystem (now known as catalytically), a former member of tkk and maintainer of a shitty icon community called glambomb. He quit the community because nobody gave a fuck about his icons anymore and he's giving it a second shot with distinctview. This hack was organized by lj user neverbe and involved 10 other people.
  • the hacking of tkk2 by its own members, which created a retarded spin off that never went anywhere
  • the hacking of sweet_tiffany82, again by neverbe aka. martinigrl aka. dogface. Tiffany is some dumb oreo who, six years into her undergraduate degree still hasn't graduated from retards-only Kent state. She's going to be selling chicken at popeyes for the rest of her life, because as she puts it: "It sux I sit in bed and ponder life and it sux". Now known as trulyurangel82, she moonlights as a terrible rapper sweet_raps82.
  • the creation of tkk4kewlkidz by palmer4prez, martinigrl and myownimprov, as an alternative to the maintainership of boomstick and others, who banned 3 members (katiiswayhott, palmer4prez and martinigrl) because they caught the obese and perpetually on the rag boomstick deleting their posts.
  • the hacking of tkk4kewlkidz by Andrew James Tosh because he couldnt convince any of the sluts in tkk to show him their tits. sexidance, who is one spam can away from fully resembling Jabba the Hutt, did offer to show him his 1/2 inch penis, however. But Tosh, fearing his fat friend Chris' death from lifting all those rolls to find it, declined, making tkk4kewlkidz the 4th tkk to die an untimely death.
  • the return and current bastardization of tkk that is occuring in tkk4life, where retarded b list trolls like brenden are sitting around by the fire singing kumbayah trying to make tkk a friendly place, when really the only thing that kept tkk was the drama in the first place.
  • the latest spin-off of tehkewlkidz created by morbidly obese 14-year old, yeahwellalright, who also has a fetish for HogTied.com, is tkkamp (also has members of it showing off retarded and ugly icons promoting it). Hopefully this will be the last spin-off TKKers have got to offer.
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