Hentai
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Hentai is anime porn. Of course, that's redundant, since all anime is porn (duh). If anyone ever tells you they are into hentai, they are sick fucks. Some say hentai is "the legal way to beat off to an 8-year old",
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[edit] Characteristics
Hentai is characterized by many things.
[edit] Hentai and the Japanese
Hentai suffers from what is known as the anime theory. According to this theory, any image or video produced in Japan depicts the exact opposite of what is actually found IRL. The following are some examples of the anime theory in action:
- In a hentai, the girl is always a big-breasted, curvy, innocent girl with lush, thick hair and huge, expressive, glassy eyes.
- IRL, however, Japanese girls are short, flat-chested, slutty attention whores with an inflated ego and slitty eyes.
- In a Hentai, the guy is usually a tall, good-looking man with a thick, lush, full-head of hair and a HUGE penis.
- IRL, however, Japanese men are either short, bald, stubby business men or baby-faced emo pedophiles with small penises.
- During hentai sex, the male is able to fully please his partner, who, despite being raped and/or tortured, has multiple screaming orgasms and teary eyes. Meanwhile, the guy unleashes gallons upon gallons of semen all over her body.
- IRL, Japanese girls usually flee their short, boring businessman husbands in search of Australian, Eurofag, or American penises, only to wind up in Texas, pregnant, and alone with a 4 year old daughter, trying desperately to make a living as a waitress at a titty-bar and Quiznos shops, all while fucking random guys she meets in her Ragnarok server, only to be dumped days later because of her chain smoking habits, aggressive behavior, and saggy breasts. That's right Hitomi, this run-on sentence and non sequitur is dedicated to you :3
- All hentai depicts scenes that greatly resemble rape. This reflects the mentality of the Japanese, who find rape very arousing (and dream of doing it someday).
- Only in hentai can a 7 year old boy have a 10 inch dick and a six pack and be able to fuck his own mother
[edit] Typical hentai video
[edit] Hentai hypothesis
Hentai is only watched by frustrated powerless nerds, who, having absolutely no ability to project their desires in real life, decide to wank to disgusting rape cartoons. They vent their frustration in failing to get laid by masturbating furiously to girls crying and screaming in pain getting raped in a cartoon porn.
[edit] Common Misconeceptions
[edit] Genres of hentai
Over the Internets many sub genres of hentai have developed and it is now considered a great art form. They can both be divided into two categories, depending what you prefer, you sick fuck. The two categories are Age and Fetishes.
- Age features both male and female hentai but based on age. Example; if i was a lard ass 42 year old virgin that would fap off to 13 year old boys, l'd look up Shotacon.
- Fetishes features stuff even most furrys would find wrong. Very wrong. Example: if i enjoyed masturbate to anime girls been killed and torn apart (l mean who doesn't find that a turn on), then l'd look up Guro.
[edit] Fetish hentai
- Bondage -It just wouldn't be hentai if there wasn't some skinny adolescent bound in an impossible position, terror filling her huge eyes etc. because she can't possibly escape the heinous bukakeing she's about to get.
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 Censored Hentai is generally more tasteful. |
Chicks with dicks. Srsly hueg dicks.
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 SFW, due to hueg black bar. |
 Almost as weird as shitting dick nipples. |
 For the little bit MOAR wrong: clit-dick-2-in-one. |
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- Gay sex -Another long Japanese tradition, hentai which involves gay sex and is kinda like yaoi. For more information see the anal sex and homosexual articles.
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- Guro -There is no 'textbook definition’ guro ,but the recurring theme definitely consists largely of killing naked anime girls. Usually by means of: big robots, huge ugly as fuck monsters, or twisted psychos with big fucking knives. And almost always with sexual overtones. Everyone knows seeing naked anime girls being torn apart is something that seriously needs to be made more erotic.
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- Harem -One of the largest hentai genres ever, what makes it popular is that it is the ultimate wapanese nerd wishful fantasy: Lots and lots of hot 16 year old virgin schoolgirls with tits the size of basketballs constantly wanting to fuck the shy introverted 13 year old boy.
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- Incest -Yeehaw! Get-r-done, the Japan way! Though with your mom and your dad instead of a girlfriend or person that is not a member of your family. Also common in the United States.
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- Lesbian sex -For lesbian hentai, look up yuri or lestai. Warning, the Japanese like giving chicks dicks (futanari), so just make sure to Google with caution, you sick fuck!!
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- Kancho -The sexual act of sticking your fingers up someone's asshole by surprise. Most commonly done by children in Japan as their version of first base. In dating, kancho is Japan's version of kissing.
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- Shitting dick nipples -Name pretty much states it. This type of hentai is very big in both Japan and Russia.
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- Tentacle rape -A tradition in Japan. Since censorship laws prohibit the showing of pubes and the male penis, hentai creators substitute the latter with bizarre alien tentacles, thus creating some serious lulz. Tentacle porn has a long history in Japanese art. You can bet that Cthulhu has an extensive collection of tentacle porn that measures to be about 700 gigabytes. Don't be afraid. Remember: Love is a warm tentacle.
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 18th Century tentacle sex. |
 Tentacles of joy |
 Looks surprised, doesn't she? |
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[edit] Age Hentai
- Toddlercon(Both Genders, 0-5 years old) -Toddlercon is for those Michael Jacksons out there that really like them young. I mean really young. I mean so young that they're still in nappies. So young they're fresh from their mother's vagina. Babyfuck is awwwwwright though.
- Examples: Are under the investigation of the Police. You can help by googling up some pictures, or shooting up some Police irl
- Lolicon(Girls, 6-15 years old) -It's hentai child porn starring girls aged 5-16. All the girls must have either small tits or no tits at all, which makes them resemble males... Oh wait, that's why they like lolicon.
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 Hentai stars often work at Japanese restaurants. |
- Shotacon(Boys, 6-15 years old) -Shotacon, like lolicon, is hentai child porn, but with underage boys starring in it. Occasionally like yaoi, except younger and with less pubs.
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- Yaoi(Boys, 16-24 years old) -They're finally grown up and now legal. Usually drawn to look like gay twinks.
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 Kawaii. ^____^ |
- Yuri(Girls, 16-24 years old) -Now that it's under legal yuri features teenage girls having wild sex.
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 Notice that only the females are censored. This is due to Japan's obsession with teh cock. |
- Yukkkko(Men, 50-99 years old) -See main article.
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[edit] See also
[edit] External links
- Watch Hentai Online For Free
- Hentai doll gets raeped
- A huge hentai collection.
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- Best rated anime in Hentai
- Hentai bondage/rape game.
- The Lighter Side of Tenticle Hentai
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- Free Hentai Stuff
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