TheGameBoys
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
TheGameBoys is a YouTube account related to FreezeCracker.com, the website responsible for endorsing The Irate Gamer and bringing the Sega Kid back from the grave. Horribly created by Geoff Mendicino, one of the fags from the short-lived Gamelife, where you could get your daily dose of gaming goodness once every month.
The forum is currently shared with a bunch of weeaboos, but no worse than ScrewAttack's internet-badass fanbase.
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[edit] Cast of Characters
The Irate Gamer- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. Probably.
Rorek- Probably the worst of The Gameboys. A fucking asshole who thinks he's superior to others for no fucking reason, and has the balls to take some members as vassals. He bitches about most of the people at the forums for being n00bs when he's the biggest of all the dumb fucks. What an ass.
Rocco Botte- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL--GAMEBOYS.
Geoff Mendicino- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. What's so funny about reviewing without a shirt on? What a beaner sister fucking dad cocksucking faggot.
sebmal- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. Everything he says is a total lie. He's not one to be trusted because he may just turn one day (it takes him a while because he's so fat). Just skip all his segments, they're not funny at all.
Armani-Probably the worst of the The GameBoys. Can't draw for shit and is completely gay for bandanas.
31flavors- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. The token black guy. Fools best git down fo' you git capped, blap blap.
Steve Rudzinski - Probably the worst of The GameBoys. The token jew. Likes money, has a big nose, you know the drill.
Frank Howley - Probably the worst of The GameBoys. No, that's all there is to say about him. He's probably the worst.
Robbie Chance- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. All this kid does is yell at his DS. Anyone could do that. Seriously. No one's laughing.
CouchMalcolm- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. Fire Crotch Faggot. Pretends to be a girl on the weekends and is downright retarded.
IonSurge- Probably the worst of the GameBoys. By far the most intelligent and good looking of the bunch (except of course Alex Biddle). He has had sex with your mother.
Brock Samson- Probably the worst of the GameBoys. Has contributed so little to the GameBoys and it's production that he makes sebmal look like he's working hard. Which he isn't.
Eric Bayer- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. So far this cast member has done barely anything in the series. But when he finally does make it into an episode it will be guaranteed the most unfunny, and worst episode EVER, and probably end up ruining the reputation of The GameBoys for eternity.
Erica- Probably the worst of The Gameboys. Likes jacking off to a 40 year old Megaman faggot. Probably a guy in drag. What a slut.
Cli7sey- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. Seduces other gameboys.
Monoxide (formerly known as The Sega Kid)- Probably the worst of The Gameboys. Waiting on a video capture card, to make more reviews.
Dorock- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. Simply mentioned here solely for his brief homoerotic love affair with Mister Mendicino. Though has since been found to be nothing more than a sentient Spambot bent on world domination.
Saito Kojima- Probably one of the worst of The GameBoys. He's thinks he's the Master of Owning People, but all he really is was some angsty teenager who uses the internet as his basis for being an internet badass, everywhere he goes, he has something to say that gets everyone pissed off. Saito also writes stories about himself, which he calls them all SHOGO or some shit. They are, at first, full of Pure Win, because the main character became an hero, but now he's milking it to shit, to become not lewlz-worthy and Epic Fail. He also has fantasies about Fist of the North Star and it's shirtless main character, Kenshiro. What a faggot.
Buckethead- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. Still needs to make a cameo.
demonarian- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. He's a black guy who does something for The Gameboys occasionally. Maybe.
The Legendary Hobo In A Box- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. He's known for trolling youtube comments and raiding forums and has a flamingo furry fence post fetish. Also, he hacked ScrewAttack. Any attempted humor on his part is most likely stolen from 4chan.
Styx007- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. Thinks he's some big shot but is just another IM SO RANDOM shitty nerd faggot with shitty nerd anime music. Claims to be a 'n00b' exterminator, but should just become an hero for being the collosal fail that he is. N00b faggot.
MD5Ray01- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. The most rarely-seen member of the The GameBoys. Occasionally makes critical reviews of other review videos, but does so anonymously. He usually is on when his Internet connection isn't acting up on him (Which isn't all too common.). Thinks if he makes a lame ass joke enough that somebody will find it funny, but usually finds himself alone and on the receiving end of epic lulz due to his failure.
Helion- Probably the worst of The Gameboys. Finger rapes the shit out of the shift button because he thinks it's fun. Which it isn't. Talks about Busou Renkin or some weird shit and won't shut the fuck up. Thinks acting like a high dumbass is funny, which only furthers to make him seem like a real dumbass (Which he is.)
Statk_Attack- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. Needs to get out of the house and get a haircut.
Elie Inverse- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. Typical female anime faggot who pretends to like gore and shit, but cries like a bitch at internet teasing. Boo-fucking-hoo. Needs to get over her depressing ass and get a real life so she doesnt shed fake tears over 'verbal' abuse and maybe start her own site so all of her 'friends' can join and share in her phony personality.
XABU- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. Legally insane and illiterate. Functioning alcoholic and gore hound. Likes tonic water mixxed with pomegranate juices. Typical internet loser: never had a girlfriend, been on a date, kissed, layed, or beat up. Recently at the local auburn bars throwing chair at peoples heads. Daily suicide attempts makes up the "life", and I use that term loosely, of the pathetic nerd.
forgotten_chicken- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. Some call him The Messiah; others call him Manley. Make no doubt about it, though, for he is the worst of The Gameboys. In fact, he is a pretty kickass dude.
unclecaveman- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. He is a fat creepy pedophile that likes Naruto. He hasn't actually done anything for The Gameboys, but who knows what the future may hold. God I hope not though. Seriously. What a faggot.
Python- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. He likes to add "sama" at the end of his name. Sama is Japanese for "shit-kissing, piss-chugging terrorist". He also makes up clones of himself and gives them different personalities, like Homosexual Python and Suicidal Python. These aren't different from him in any way. He can't get any friends, so he spends his free time doing meth and slapping his pets around with his dick.
PeterC- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. Whines like a little bitch and wishes someone gave a shit about him. Needs to become an hero and is probably one of the saddest black guys you'd ever meet. $_$
Mizuki- Probably the worst of The GameBoys. Some anime faggot who thinks people give a shit what gender it is. Is a failure regardless.
Bummerdude- Probably the worst of the Gameboys. In fact, he's pretty downright terrible, but manages to hide it very well. Key interests: Making terrible sigs, making unnecessary threads, making boring posts but otherwise he's pretty much ***FAAAAAAA~BULOUS***.
Flying Dragon Chick- One of the worst of The GameBoys. Basically, she's Saito Kojima's girlfriend (supposedly...), who is just as faggotrous as he is. Only difference is, she fucks dogs and doesn't log in much, because she loves getting anal with Saito, and by anal we mean cybering, and by Saito, we mean a bag of hot nickels.
Dethassault- Probably the worst of TheGameBoys. Created this wiki article, and wants to be a spamwhore about it.
Curtis Bonds- Probably the best of The Gameboys. Hes got nerves of steel and strength to match.
[edit] Trolling Fuckers
TheGAYmBoys are the biggest group of trolls on the internet. They steal videos of Angry Nintendo Nerd ripoffs and make fun of them. They also make their own videos making fun of them.
It has been rumored that they are responsible for the countless troll lulz that have been raiding the Angry Nintendo Nerd's home, ScrewAttack.
"I'm going to try this again. Please do not go to Freezecracker and start shit. Apparently somebody did just that recently, after I'd already made that other thread requesting that nobody do that. Please understand that although you find it amusing at the time, whenever you do that it causes an enormous amount of work for the forum staff, as well as puts the forums at risk. Please don't do it again. In fact, if anybody does and we find out who you are, expect a ban. Also, if they attack our forums again, please don't respond to their threads. When you do, it makes it a little harder for us to track their shit down."
ps. HOWDY YALL, GET ALONG LITTLE DOGGY, GET ALONG. EAT MA PECAN PIE BECAUSE I SUCK CRAIGS DICK AND IMMA DUMB CRACKER BITCH
-Perfect Liz
[edit] Angry Video Game Nerd OWNED LOLOLOL XD XD
According to their (now deleted) videos:
"ME AND A BUNCH OF MY FRIENDS FLAGGED A BUNCH OF ANGRY NINTENDO NERD'S VIDEOS FOR BEING INAPPROPRIATE AND NOW HE IS BITCHING ABOUT HIS VIDEOS GETTING TAKEN OFF THE WEB
OH SNAP, WE FUCKING OWNED HIM, ENJOY YOUR FAIL, RETARDS!! IF YOU LIKE THE ANGRY NINTENDO NERD YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY ONE OF HIS RETARDED LITTLE PUPPETS, HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Later on, the Angry Nintendo Nerd made a video about his videos slowly being deleted from YouTube. Yeah, the Gameboys won...well..the AVGN has still his videos on GameTrailers and... he released a DVD and he still makes reviews....FUCK IT FUCK IT EPIC WIN EPIC WIN EPIC WIN!!!! XD XD XD
Win...right guise? right?? right??.
[edit] Quotes
Their comments section is made up of win and lulz, but fail and AIDS for the people writing them.
"Can you die already? You just want people to laugh with you but I will laugh at you for being a jackass!!!" -Bobombdude
"OH please, your just sad that you can't get any. I'm going to be laughing so hard when you get trailed and fined for stealing copyrighted videos. And also I would NEVER want to have sex with you, perverted bastard! I can report you for sexual harassment! You fail once again go get hit by a train." -snowicewolf
"gameboys gameboys GAYBOYS??? gameboys Gayboys yeah thats it GAYBOYS! so who ya gonna rip on next huh?" -gbbtv
"You may have been laughing this whole time, but mark my words, you won't be laughing in few hours." -Armake21
"To soil the name, and good work of someone that I and others look forward to reviews and comments from is a crime in itself that sadly cannot be corrected by fans. I won't label you as thieves however as you don't deserve such noble a title. You are naught but leeches draining away the vita of talent in attempt to grow into something much greater. A slug can not become a butterfly, however, and in the end will become naught but bait for the crows. Continue down the path as the bastard son of benevolence if you wish, but don't have grand expectations. I waste no further words on you." -Kshiro
This goes on for 15 pages full of "flames".
[edit] The Death of TheGameBoys
Sadly, TheGAYmBoys pissed off too many Angry Video Game Nerd ass-lickers and its account was removed from YouTube. However, out of the ashes of fail comes a new account made to upset ScrewAttack dick-lovers: PENISCracker.com with a new account on YouTube.
[edit] The New GameBoys
Masters of pissing off the hardcore Angry Video Game Nerd fans. All of ScrewAttack popped massive boners as TheGameBoys dropkicked all of them in the face simultaneously until ScrewAttack exposed their vaginas and started grinding against each other. Really gay.
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