The 1% Doctrine
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Do not fuck with me cos I will go 1% on your ass.
Vice President Dick Cheney's mutant brainfart that if there's a 1% chance of (your 'enemy' here) having (your greatest fear here) you should blow the shit out of them.
Many people fail to realise that pwning an enemy is what life is all about, and that bitch slapping your enemy as hard as possible is quite reasonable.
Also used by trigger-happy tyranical sysop when an challenger appears.
