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Terroja's amazing firecrotch. Don't ask how we got our hands on those pictures. Also,posting his penis over and over on any of his profiles is a great way to troll him.
Terroja's amazing firecrotch. Don't ask how we got our hands on those pictures. Also,posting his penis over and over on any of his profiles is a great way to troll him.

TheAmazingAtheist, aka Terroja Lee KinkAIDS (born brain-dead February 20, 1985:must have been a tough paper round, the old looking cunt!) is a unamazing less than interesting fat internets wannabe entrepreneur who sits on his fat ass all day making militant atheism videos in his garage. He's a virginal goth, Marilyn Manson fan, and closet furry with a severe BDSM submission fetish who has a sexual attraction to underage children. Not to mention he looks like the long-lost son of Bruce Vilance.

He also has an interest in yaoi, as this link shows. Notice he belongs to a club that fetishizes South Park characters ("Goin' Down in South Park"), proving that TheAmazingAtheist is in fact, a sick fuck and a pedophile.

You can contact him on AIM; his user name is thereisnoterroja.

It should also be noted that The Amazing Atheist is stamped as an epic failure because he tries to make points that validate his shitty opinion, but ends up embarrassing himself because he's a pedophile.

According to Terroja, pedophiles shouldn't be in prison - they're just misunderstood and persecuted, just like Jews and blacks! A note to the FBI agents undoubtedly reading this site: check this motherfucker out - he's bound to have a kiddy porn stash large enough to give R@ygold a run for his money.

Here's another fun quote from Terroja:

 
 
Having pedophilic attractions doesn't mean you automatically go out and start molesting kids. From the time I was 14 to the time I was about 19, I used to have extreme pedophilic fantasies, and I somehow managed to never even come close to acting on them.
 

 

—TAA, admitting he wants to fuck little kids

And more:

 
 
I seriously dobt that any particularly nasty mental scars have come about my having your ass grabbed as a 5-year-old. It's a complete social myth.
 

 

—TAA, being a sick fuck

Yes, TAA argues that being sexually molested and/or raped as a 5 year old will not lead to any sort of injury to one's psyche. Pedos, you can now fuck kids with impunity - it's not like they are going to grow up to have severe mental and sexual issues, right?

 
 
His penis is the least harmful thing a priest puts into your child
 

 

—TAA, holy shit wow just wow

 
 
I mean, once you have caffeine and doughnuts, your pretty much unstoppable; there's no way you can top us now God, sorry.
 

 

—TAA, his logic is unmatched

TAA demonstrates his unsurpassed logic. I mean, caffeine and doughnuts? We have officially surpassed God.

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[edit] TheAmazingAtheist's unsurpassed logic

Who can argue with this logic?

H3 1S SO0O0O0O DAMN3D AMAZ1NG RETARDED!!!111oneoneone

[edit] TAA: Secret Jew

Troof. Even though his foreskin is actually longer than his cock.


[edit] His Videos

YOU'RE JUST A DUMB THEIST SO I WON'T BOTHER REFUTING YOUR ARGUMENT
YOU'RE JUST A DUMB THEIST SO I WON'T BOTHER REFUTING YOUR ARGUMENT

TheAmazingAtheist's videos typically revolve around a half-baked rant about religion or those atheist boogeymen, fundamentalists, which he proceeds to beat into the ground until the viewer loses all interest. Instead of actually debating Christians, he merely insults them, deeming them to be inherently intellectually inferior. Christian arguments are met by obnoxious caricatures wherein TheAmazingAtheist adopts a southern accent and imitates a Bible Belt preacher.

Tortured soul will be emo for subscribers.

A look into the mind of a future an hero.

 
 
I can't get a good angle.
 

 

— Gee really? Maybe it's because you can't hide your disgusting fat neckbeard face with any angle?!

Below is a typical example. In order to cover up his butthurt from being called out on his retarded strawman arguments, he yells extremely loudly and constantly tells Jezuzfreak to "GET ON WITH THE POINT" (this coming from the man who makes his response LITERALLY 4 TIMES LONGER than the original video) while repeating obnoxious tough guy insults (YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THE TRUTH IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU'RE A HYPOCRITICAL DOUCHECUNT!). Notice how he tries to come off as the non-aggressor, claiming that he doesn't go after Christians unless they come after atheists; despite the fact that almost every one of his videos revolves around a whiny rant about how Christians are evil or retarded or "douchecunts", TAA really respects ALL faiths.


Most of the comments on these videos are fellow sycophantic Atheists who do nothing but sit in their basements and inflate his already-gigantic ego (which is now so large that it is almost a quarter the size of his hideous, cellulite-encased skull). The other comments are from Christians who either make responses to his arguments (which are ignored if they use big words that he can't pronounce, or make valid counterpoints) or say things like "I forgive you" and "God bless you", which are 100 times less arrogant and doctrinaire than comments like "WAY TO SHOW THOSE STUPID FUCKING SHEEPLE." or "If you've ever spoken with a REAL fundamentalist, you'd know they're as fanatically stupid as TAA proposes. Logical reasoning is useless with them." Yes, that's right. Don't bother debating, THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND LOGIC. After all, name one Christian who has presented his views in an eloquent and coherent way. What's that? Soren Kierkegaard? Rene Descartes? St. Thomas Aquinas? Oh, I'm sure they're just ignorant superstitious sheeple, whoever they are. Then again, what would you expect from a man who admitted that he flunked out of school, but yet still thinks that he is the man with all the answers to life's problems (cancer, stem cell research, poverty, environmental issues, the destruction of Earth via the sun, corrupt governments, all of which are problems that can be directly attributed to religion, LMAO.)



[edit] A counter video full of butthurt.

[edit] Raep

As TheAmazingAtheist has already pointed out that being fucked in the ass as a five-year old is not emotionally devastating, it was only a matter of time until he proved that people only commit rape for the lulz and that every woman out there is asking for it anyway:



He spends the first 1:29 stating that he isn't going to apologize if he offends you because he is an atheist, therefore knows everything there is to know about the world, unlike you, you sad sack of shit. He states that he is entitled to make light of rape, that he finds every aspect of this big ol' world funny, and further that he would be willing to make holocaust jokes at a bar mitzvah. Strangely enough, when his father died a month earlier, he began crying on camera, as oppose to breaking into a vaudevillian song-and-dance routine as one would expect from this video.


 
 
~ PhilsLilSis

i am telling you man...dis guy thinks he has the answers to all of humanity's questions and mysteries...he doesnt see how blind and stupid he really is...may God help him...
 


 



 
 
People love to be victims . . . they love to foster that victim mentality
 

 

— TAA - being a hypocrite



 
 
I'm glad your dad is dead
 

 

—someone doing it for the lulz

[edit] Synopsis of Content

Warning: Beware of flammable material near your computer. This video is so flamingly homosexual that things have been known to burst into flames near it.

[edit] Autobiography

Not you.
Not you.

Terroja Lee Dakota Condaleeza Fuckface Judas Kincaid (that’s me, but I’m going to write this as if I were a third party because it sounds better) was born under a less interesting name on February 20th 1985 to a AIDS-infected hustler from the New Orleans projects and his token wife, "Butch".

In his youth, he was the kid who walked around the playground alone, making grandiose sound-effects, playing with himself, and being analyzed by the school mascot (a squirrel named in honor of Lance Henriksen). The other kids were never interested in playing his imaginary games, nor was he interested in playing four squares, tether ball, soccer or anything else without a plot. Whenever the children would finally tire of their mundane sports and join our hero (I’m my hero anyway) for an imagination-based game derived from the popular children’s series of the time — usually Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Transformers or He-Man — Terroja invariably cast himself in the role of the villain. This made Terroja happy because it meant that he got to be someone cool like Shredder, Megatron or Skeletor instead of the awkwardly tall kid with the shiny blond bowl-cut. And it made everyone else happy because it meant they got to gang up on Terroja and beat the hell out of him. Win-Win.

Puberty hit with a dull thud and with it came the gradual realization that our hero wasn’t like other kids. When he should have been having relatively tame fantasies about humongous breasts (which, we hope, are far more attractive than his own), he was instead envisioning himself. Compounding this confusion was the arrest and imprisonment of our hero’s aforementioned hustler dad on the charges of tax evasion and conspiracy to commit mail fraud and his family’s steady descent thereafter from extravagant poverty to lesser, abject poverty. His 12th birthday was celebrated in a mansion, his 13th in an apartment, his 14th in a trailer.

As he grew older, his fantasies become more bizarre — fueled by the music and videos of Edith Piaf, the paintings of Margaret Keane and the words of Adolf Hitler and Kasey Kasem. Paradoxically (which is my favorite word, by the way) he considers himself a retard in many respects. For instance, he does not liek mudkipz. And as a writer, he takes a highly traditional approach to story-telling -- the tradition of not being able to sell his work. “Grammatical” prose and coherent story-telling enrage him to no end.

He aspires to be a published author, but will gladly settle for giving blowjobs behind the Greyhound station on 7th Street in LA....if only The Brett Keane had not already cornered that market.


TLDCFJ Kincaid
Pretentiously and disturbingly writing about himself in the third person
August 16, 2006

DON'T TAKE HIS WORD FOR IT, THOUGH! TAA posted an HOUR-LONG Youtube video about his life, RIGHT HERE. Too bad it's audio-only; we all wanted to see more of his fat, neckbearded self.

[edit] Related TAA Quotes

This is called "Free-Thinking"
This is called "Free-Thinking"
 
 
Well, we can't all take the high road like you! I should be more civil and call people "douchebag" and "neckbeard".
 

 

—TheAmazingAtheist, responding to this article, lol

 
 
And women ultimately suffer as well. Women fucking hate being pampered and adored and extolled and all the fake ass nonsense. They want a rude obnoxious bastard who'll smack them around when they back talk, fuck them without the slightest concern for their needs, curse at them, spit on them, degrade them in every way possible. Any guy who is polite and soft-spoken knows that girls don't go for that. They go for Joe Niggerdick. the motorcycle riding caveman without two brain cells to rub together."
 

 

—TheAmazingAtheist, attempting to understand women, and failing miserably, .

TheAmazingAtheist's befuddlement over the opposite sex is amusing, but it also gives us an opportunity to edumacate the young horny males out there. Evolutionary psychology teaches us that desirable women are attracted to men who demonstrate an ability and/or willingness to ascend the social hierarchy. In a modern society men accomplish this by getting a good job, becoming a productive member of society, and enhancing their physical and personal attractiveness through physical fitness, acquisition of status signifiers such as fashionable clothes or a nice car, and refined social skills. TheAmazingAtheist, however, chose to avoid all of this and instead devotes himself to his unrealistic aspirations for a writing career, drama-filled vlogs, deep-fried fatty food binges, and bitching about how stupid and blind everyone else in the world is. So women of any reproductive value whatsoever will have nothing to do with him, and as a result he's bitter and cynical about women in general. So, remember young men, if you want to have any chance with the fairer sex, don't be like TheAmazingAtheist. Don't be a fat piece of shit.


 
 
It might be offensive to compare gays to shit flavored oatmeal. But then again, it's kinda applicable! Not, not no.. Oh God, just never mind, don't go there."
 

 

—TheAmazingAtheist, acknowledging the existence of God.



 
 
I have a girl coming to meet me for the first time in just under 20 days and I'm uglier than two sickly jackals fighting over a jar of mayonnaise. To top it off, my penis is small and my douchebaggery is the stuff of modern lore. In short, without money, I have no chance of getting any long-term ass. You guys have got to help me."
 

 

—TheAmazingAtheist, begging us for money on his official website, .

[edit] Poetry

MOAR EMO PLZ!!!!

Like most faggots, TheAmazingAtheist enjoys writing poetry inspired by topics ranging from 'the deep dark abyss of my heart' to 'the even deeper, darker abyss of my heart'. Propelled by the praise from the kind of manic atheist fuckwits on youtube who give even Deists and Agnostics a bad name, he has continued sharing his cringe-inducing poetry with the community, considering himself some kind of modern day Ovid.

Somehow I manage to fake a lack of interest
And she untangles the room with her footsteps
Hemorrhaging conversation, I drink her milky words
Like soup from invisible wounds and
Content in my obscurity
Proceed to destroy her
In a gentle manner
Until she is
Mine
A man walks through endless desert
Pistol shining in the sunlight
An erratic Morse code
Nevertheless repeating, "doom"

Often has he reddened the sands
With a black song in his black heart
Watched as small hands fell from large hands
Watched as wholes became divided
Into seeming infinities that mock the stars

And this man, who is evil
His shadow on the sand
Always behind him
Is named Salvation

And that is his tragedy
 I dreamed of a mountain
tall enough to scrape the moon
a great man stood beside it
dwarfing it, and soon
he'll place his foot upon it
and ground it into dirt
then he'll swallow up the sun
and bring darkness to the earth

I dreamed of a towering castle
erected to our lusts
It's moat of genetic matter
just a thick and flakey crust
eaten away by parasites
worming in, out and through
it's good enough for them
but nothing ever pleases you

I dreamed of rotten faces
staring in from the abyss
of lives i could have lived
if it had not come to this;
this dream i dared to dream
while I was wide awake
when the epiphany struck me
that not all dreams are fake

I dreamed of false confessions
to conceal my real vice
and sate my mindless want
to reclaim an earthly paradise
a place where i can be alone
but never feel lonely
no need at all for anyone
to comfort, love or hold me

I dreamed that I was once awake
and that my dreams wouldn't come to pass
but the comfort that this gave me
was a lie that couldn't last
so when you want a prophet
but don't want to hear prophecy
I predict that you'd do well
to stay the fuck away from me
Love turned on you and
Suicide turned you on
Death is just what's left when
Every source of pain is gone

Hell is at least hopeless and
Therefore less sadistic than earth
A little ray of light only
Serves to magnify the hurt

The cowards keep on living
Just to spite the love of wisdom
In the choice between dark and light
They've chosen the breathing prison

[edit] TAA Gallery

[edit] His "Art"

TheAmazingAtheist is the worst artist. evar.

[edit] TheAmazingAtheist Confronts Encyclopedia Dramatica


OH NOES!!! - A LAWLSUIT - Note : this video was removed within 4 hours of posting - but its removal was NOT connected to AA insulting /b/ in the comments and NOT related to the subsequent hacking of his bank accounts. See original videos comment thread - Lulz


 
 
You have 24 hours to remove my artwork and writing from your webpage, or you will be served with a massive, life-ruining lawlsuit
 

 

—TheAmazingAtheist

"My autobiography is on there. Two of my poems are on there. My drawings "Terroja is Meat" and "Sheepfucker" are on there. It contains more of my content than it does original content."

In other words, AA was going to sue over an MS Paint drawing of some guy fucking a sheep in the ass.

But the funniest part of this whole thing... is that he's really butthurt from this site mirroring public domain (YouTube videos, his artwork, etc). He can't do a thing.

[edit] A Completely Intelligent Debate 4 TEH LULZ

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[edit] "...spanked my bottom with Nazi-insignia paddles, telling me what a naughty boy I was..."

New York City is considering banning transfat in foods served in restaurants. If that statement of fact doesn't make you seethe with rage, then your testicles have an appointment with my size 15's (if you don't have testicles, then your opinion doesn't really matter). I told all you well-meaning fucks that cheered like retarded monkeys at a shit-flinging contest that they were going to go after the food next, and you laughed and called me ridiculous and spanked my bottom with nazi-insignia paddles, telling me what a naughty boy I was . . . Um . . . nevermind . . . THE POINT IS THIS!: I should have the freedom to be as unhealthy as I want to be and companies should have the right to sell me the most heinous substances on earth as long as they don't misrepresent the product to me! It's this little thing that's been going out of vogue lately that I like to call freedom of choice. Freedom has consequences. We used to understand that those consequences were worth it. When did we forget? When will we remember again? When is America coming back?

-Terroja Lee Kincaid

[edit] VenomFangX Drama

VenomFangX, YouTube's resident Young Earth Creationist recently decided to try his hand at fighting TheAmazingAtheist, attempting to pwn TAA with a video, but this was nothing more than random snippets of previous videos thrown together in no particular order, ending with a "you're fat.". The Amazing Atheist then responded by disproving VenomFag's anti-evolution videos that was posted in a Over 9000 part series that will last till the end of infinity. Unfortunately VenomFangX (also known as "This Stupid Piece of Lying Shit" by his friends and family) removed his response to the TheAmazingAtheist because it was funny as shit and it would have eventually led to buttsecks between them, thus creating fail and would have sent VenomFangX straight to hell for being a gay Jew. However, if you still want to see the video, a righteous troll account, VenonFangX re-uploaded it here. Also VenomFangX has challenged TheAmazingAtheist to a live duel. Both of their fag subscribers are waiting patiently for the ensuing buttsecks and lame. TAA is scared shitless of VFX though and keeps delaying it. Venomfangx was recently asked by TJ for an instant debate but venomfangx said he was too busy having sex with Kent Hovind to comply.

The Long Road To Paltalk Debate

TO WAR!!!

TheAmazingAtheist needs to do his homework.

Still doing his homework + video about how he's not a pussy.

VenomFangX is smashed by Muslims in Paltalk and runs home crying.

TheAmazingAtheist finished reading 'Evolution A.B.C' and makes video.

VenomFangX chickens out like the pussy he his...might be on Stickam on the 8th.

VenomFangX joins the 'No Cussing Club' and slithers off.


[edit] His Book (SCUMBAG:Musings of a Subhuman)

No, that's not a joke - that's the genuine title.


Like a typical fag with delusions of grandeur, he's bringing out some shitty book, and 100% of his videos as of late have been trying to sell it. A few hours after his book was published on lulu.com, Supexcellency, another YouTube Atheist, spread his book around numerous torrent sites for the lulz. When TAA found out, he made several angry neckbeard videos screaming "IM PRESSIN CHARGES.", causing his little army of 13-year-old boy fans to flag his account, which subsequently caused his account to get suspended. It should be noted that TAA admits that he downloads music and movies on a regular basis, he just doesn't like it when it happens to him. Download it here and give a review below for the lulz.


 
 

The first few pages are pretty much empty. Title page, then some shit about who he loves/who he had secks with, despite the neckbeard. I doubt the validity of this statement since its hard to conceive TAA ever having intercourse with someone who wasn't a man, child or trap. After that is some writing by some asshole named Fakesagan. Skipped it. Then I read the first sentence of the actual book, wasn't impressed and scrolled down to look at all the shitty "artwork". In short: tl;dr. I give it 5 stars out of at least 100.
 


 

— Albinotron



 
 

This book starts off with a big middle finger towards his "fans" saying he doesn't give a shit about their constructive criticism or messages. Pretty much his whole book is inviting people to "Suck [his] fucking cock" or send him naughty pictures by email or some shit like that. It's pretty much the same strawman arguments over and over again. Religion kills people. Christians are stupid. Nazism, Crusades, Jihad, my penis is small. He even goes as far as to say that atheists are inherently intellectually superior to theists- that it doesn't matter if you convert a Christian to atheism: they are still perpetually stupid. Later, he starts whining over various non-religious aspects of modern society in a very Maddox-esque nonlulzy way. He even says how hard it is being a "internet celebrity." Bitch, please.
 


 

— Killamoe


[edit] Trolling the Atheist

The most epic auto-win comment one can post is: "Jesus can still save you!" Remember it is gods will for you to tell'm.

[edit] Befriending a Troll

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Recently TheAmazingAtheist encountered an srsly new troll, who had trouble dealing with a lolcow of this magnitude:



The fail troll's jewtube (TheAntiChrisCometh) can be found here. CLOSED

Judging by the cancer's obsession with making it known that he is indeed from /b/ (in order to gain street cred) and is 'troll-enough' to know what ED is, it's easy to assume that "hornydear"@hotmail.co.uk is also the owner of jewtube.com/HORNYDEAR also now CLOSED which features two videos about ED and a call to arms to stop his incestuous big brother, BigDaddyBear.


"HORNYDEAR (who apprently has no understanding of irony) recently made two videos complaining about his big brother, just because he likes to occassionaly like to play with his pooper. It ws apparently HORNYDEAR who introduced BDB to the world of the Furries, so what was he fucking expecting?" However on the HORNYDEAR account it suggested that he later committed suicide (see Yatagarasean article for full details).


We at ED demand screencaps on the various replies from both his large fanbase and even larger group of haters.

[edit] His Comics

This might explain his hatred towards others.

Terroja is into necrophilia with elderly men.
Terroja is into necrophilia with elderly men.

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Terroja Lee KinkAIDS sees himself as being tall,handsome,intelligent,and misunderstood. He probably doesn't know what a mirror is.
Terroja Lee KinkAIDS sees himself as being tall,handsome,intelligent,and misunderstood. He probably doesn't know what a mirror is.

[edit] Website

Recently, TJ has created a website. The first thing you will notice is a message demanding the nerds of the internet do all the web design for him because he Learn to noun, as well as a donation button because TJ always needsmoar monies.

[edit] Dead Father

You'd think the death of his parent would put things in perspective or something, and that TAA would stop his online drama. Quite the opposite. In fact, the death of his father has led to more drama than usual. Here are some of the vidoes from the saga.

My Dad's Dead So Now I'm Gonna Get On Camera And Talk About It Like Everyone Does by TheAmazingAtheist.

My Condolences, TAA (PS: UR DAD SUCKS) by inmendham

Fuck You In-fucking-mendham you fucking fuck fuck by TOMMYfromtheBRONX

I'LL TAKE A $20,000 POLYGRAPH TEST by inmendham

LOLSUIT by inmendham

I have no money anyway! by fakesagan/TFTB

I'm Glad TAA's Dad Is Dead by ChoSeungHui2

[edit] TAA got pwned by a theist recently

Fuck Theistic Evolutionist by TheAmazingAtheist "TAA is losing his mind and even thinks he's the Joker."

Re: Fuck Theistic Evolutionists by DonExodus2 "TAA GOT PWNED!!!"

Re: Re: Fuck Theistic Evolutionists by TheAmazingAtheist "TAA is splitting hairs and even fails at that!"


[edit] See Also

[edit] External Links

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